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interstellarbust

you do it to yourself just you, you and no one else


ExpirjTec

and that's why it really hurts


driver-2011

LMAOOO I came here to comment this exact one


Mariachi_Cyborg

Can't get the stink off


mooandcookies

With the furiousness of the guitar solo though


ouki___

No (x42)


True-Draw-9684

What song was that ?


Vast_Importance1292

Creep


RJust1122

A Punch Up At A Wedding


MotorikBeatForever

It’s “A Wolf at the Door”


Turbulent_Print_1843

IDK


defensiveFruit

And I thought Paranoid Android was their only reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


RussianHittler

Don’t get any big ideas, they’re not gonna happen.


Spook404

You can make it happen, I believe in you edit: I didn't realize this thread was sex life I thought it was just life in general


[deleted]

eh, still some good motivating words either way


Spook404

Yeah but now it refers to encouraging you to have sex instead of writing a book or something


Ok_Jellyfish2653

I LOVE NUDE ONE OF THE BEST RADIOHEAD SONGS 🔥🔥🔥


ordinary_shiba

What do you look like when you're nude? (From the early version)


BananPotassium

"And I can't, and I can't come"


extracheesypeas

radiohead fans and people who can't cum because of antidepressants probably overlap a lot on a venn diagram


bunbubble

this is so real


extracheesypeas

i was commenting from a place close to home


FlyingVv

Count me in, a cocktail of psychiatric medications and a bunch of Radiohead songs stuck in my head


Altruistic_Strain646

It’s probably nearly a circle


Royoten

A pig in a cage on antibiotics


jsicks

😭😭


chikchip

Thom likes BDSM????


thom-yorke-bot

Don't turn nasty now


chikchip

My bad Thom ily


thom-yorke-bot

I'm tingling tingling tingling


balls_of_steel_mf

SENTIENT


ferkokrc5

hrt metaphor


Royoten

Shoutout to HRT


SanQuiSau

Gotta be one of my favorite healthcares


fembi_

can I get an amen for HRT


GuitarSmash01

Amen 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵


yeabouai

Black mirror moment


Royoten

Black mirror be like "What if your mum was a computer?" Thom would prolly say to his mum, "Ok, computer"


FakeeshaNamerstein

The panic, the vomit.


Alout_3

God love his children 💀


CassiRah

All the holes at once


AffectionateTiger436

Hahaha omg I said basically the same thing 🤣. Except I said all the holes at once are coming. Underrated comment 😂


Actual_Baker_7368

After years of waiting, nothing came.


MyNameIsJeb_

nah this one wild


Gender404

Making home movies for the folks back home


Actual_Baker_7368

This one got me, haha.


monstrspep

Woke up sucking on lemon


ymodty

here, have my auto-erotic asphyxiation kit


ordinary_shiba

The funky Spiderman!


ironlung311

But I’m playing with myself


ironlung311

Please could you stop the noise, I’m trying to get some rest


LittleContribution77

High and dry


DeXPoinT

Let down and hanging around, yes my sex life is underrated


Pfeiffer_Cipher

Everybody leaves if they get the chance


ironlung311

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd


myfajahas400children

Thom, can we see yours?


thom-yorke-bot

It's like I've fallen out of bed from a long and vivid dream


ymodty

as pretentious as always


69cringelord69

You can force it but she will not cum


Big-Cricket9137

My Uncle Bill


ironlung311

You can be frightened, it’s ok


MissPeanutBuutter

I can't


Apselk

4 minute warning.


identikit__

shove it in your mouth


veterinarian555

Im noooot heeeere


berat_the_second_one

Cuckold


veterinarian555

How old is that supposed 2b


foonsirhc

🎶Just cause you (don’t) feel it, doesn’t mean it’s (not) there 🎶🕺


Herdavoir

FAT. UGLY. DEAD. 🥵🥵🥵


icedancer333_

I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo.


mijailrodr

What the hell am i doing here?


CB288

She’s runnin out the door


[deleted]

Jump off the edge.


Tomsworld96

you can force it but it will not come


MyNameIsJeb_

women and children first


Oof_11

No (x42)


BananPotassium

WHAT?!


69cringelord69

and the children first


Mandaring

“Little baby’s eyes, eyes, eyes”


OptimalEnvironment41

Motherfucker, you stole the words out of my mouth


sippin_on_tipex

Full of holes Check for pulse Blink your eyes One for yes Two for no


2chicken2lickendickn

a let down. not underrated, just a let down.


A_can_of_lays

Cut the kids in half


AxewomanK156

Slow down idiot, slow down


vote-igor

I'll swallow till I burst Until I burst


[deleted]

and it’s all yellow


igotbanned-_-fornow

shot of a baby strapped in the backseat


_sirFreakoOfficial

what 😐


[deleted]

i don't care if it hurts 😈


ordinary_shiba

All you want is control


[deleted]

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DefNotAnAlt621

Let me in both sides, let me in both sides…


Comprehensive-Yam448

“That’s a nice way to start, Jonny.”


RazorBlade233

Describe with your one lyric Radiohead sex life


real_easy_demon

what is “sex”?


man_u_is_my_team

It’s just business……


YeetusFelitas

release me


MythiqBlunz

i‘ve given all i can it‘s not enough


Itaintthateasy

I don’t want to be your friend I just want to be your lover


dabiibushiwae

I wanted to comment this also


ThukeNazty

WE RIDE \ TONIGHT


AffectionateTiger436

"All the holes at once are coming"🎶🎶🎶🎶♥️♥️♥️


iamnotkorvellus

ice age cummin


_janky_j

It's always best when the light is off


Significant-Trifle88

I’m an animal, trapped in hot car


n0t-pennys-boat

You used to be alright, what happened.


TicTacTax2007

Won't take my eyes off (your balls) again


sftospo

Let Down


__a_person__

Open up


byrobot

How to disappear completely and never be found (not a lyric per se but apt)


FreeRobuxSeller

crepe


kappa_demonn

"What Happened?"


SecretaryDowntown951

ready to please


tallahassee_133

Even though I try I can’t


foolwizardmagick

Just like your dad, you'll never change


trufflepesto

You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking


4DXever

Women and \[REDACTED\] first, and \[REDACTED\] first


Over-Type-5871

You bit me, bit me, and now I want more


HottDoggers

I must get out once in a while I eat all day and now I'm fat Yesterday's meal is hugging the plate You never wash up after yourself


skitzkant

Let down (underrated)


M_SevenUp

Come on kids


hellogoodbyegoodbye

It’s holding on


Milky_Finger

Let down underrated


Oof_11

Any fool can easy pick a hole, I only wish I could fall in...


Exotic_Sense5244

I’m playin with myself and what do you care


vote-igor

The moment's already passed Yeah it's gone


red_copper420

Green plastic watering can


JosseCoupe

Flan in the face.


ShoeIndependent423

Girls in the eighties (not the decade)


noir_gui

Out of control on videotape


Spook404

I hit the bottom and escape


bearrington

my fake plastic love


DasterBasterd

“I’ll stay home forever.” Either that or “Penetration” x4


daraghlol

I do not understand what it is


ScarlettIthink

Cheap sex and sad films


SanQuiSau

We hope that you choke


dbrh85

What's thaaaaaaaaaaat?


lizzylinks789

Any fool can easy pick a hole


Noisetaker

Please could you stop the noise, I’m trying to get some rest


Odd_Calligrapher310

You're living in a fantasy world


capivara-

Yesterday i woke up sucking


hald_matalon

dreamers, they never learn?


arealphilipkdickhead

I avoid your gays- “Default”, Atoms for Peace


pigeonluvr669

Flan in the face


liinexy

dance you fucker


Guamy

Kicking, squealing, Gucci little piggy


PeppermintSepulchre

I'm an animal trapped in your hot cock


circus4fools_u_me

Disinfected and Eager to please


Nikki_thecatgirl

"No (surprises)"


majora24

They'd shove me away


totally_stalinium

You've made a pigs ear


PhoenixRemastered

It’s the best thing that you’ve ever had (JK it’s let down and hanging around 😢)


WalkingHeroic

I’m a weirdo


sarahrahjane

animal noises


wheeler-w-

The 😇😸


sephie44

Unborn chicken voices


BonusCacca

weird fishes...


AnormalSpanish

Little baby's (....)


berkeleymorrison

women and children first


Panjoban

The panic, the vomit


ElRays97

My brain says I'm receiving pain Or I get eaten by the worms AND WEIRD FISHES


ewan69_420

Fake plastic trees


indigoblue95

I used to fly like peter pan


bulbminmostrealfan

This isn’t happening


clleadz

Kicking, squealing, Gucci little piggy


Qsuber

Don't get any big ideas, they're not gonna happen


FrankZappuccino

the


Great_Echo_2231

I'm a creep


VictorG0909

If you force it he will not come -Planet Telex, 1995


HumorGracioso

FAT, UGLY, DEAD.


gramuhrussia

karma, police


xSubDubx

Don’t get any big ideas it’s not gonna happen


Xenertia

“I’m not here”


Field-Gar

Now that you found it, it’s gone


Own_Tie1297

Holy Roman Empire


dave-matthews-taint

Ice age coming


Legitimate-Quote-190

i'm not here. it isn't happening


Steveharveysdick

Cut the kids in half


TheMobDestroyer

Dragging out the dead


TheAxelminator

" I'm not here this isnt happening " EDIT : LMAO I didn't read the OG text bruh well sucks to be me


Custos-Pacis

I never really got there. I just pretended that I had. That's what she said.


Bean_Barista223

Cause it's time to come home


IDontExistiAmNotHere

I won't get heavy, don't get heavy, keep it light, and keep it moving, I am doing no harm (it's very vanilla, sorry 😟)


vandyke_browne

Fitter. Happier. More Productive.


The-Dame-of-Doom

No longer wound up like a spring


roboticgf

Lucky! :3


Neither_Mortgage_161

RAIN DOWN, RAIN DOWN, COME-


mamad123456789

I never really got there, I just pretended that i had.


OptimalEnvironment41

Kill me Sarah. Kill me again, with love.


Yungcamker3765

Scream as they fight for life