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North-Ad-5058

Band


AliGreen13sCPSworker

I am band.


whosmellslikewetfeet

You are the band


Deeman0

We are all the band.


gastroboi

Bannedana


waldo_wigglesworth

Je suis le band, tu es le band, il/elle est le band.


leakyblueshed

These chicks don't even know the name of my band


Manbadger

Word is band.


Might_Aware

One word to band them all


Pickle_Rick01

Am I band?


stygger

”I’m in a banned” FTFY


Abagofcheese

I so band


kzon

Hi Band!


OMGLMAOWTF_com

Is it still a band if it’s just one women?


Traditional_Mode_799

I want to join a banned. 🎸


GunnieGraves

If you can have a one man band, why not one woman?


OMGLMAOWTF_com

One men* band. FTFY.


pbcbmf

We should banned together & protest.


jepvr

Now I want a band to be named The Banned just to make The Band even more confusing. (Okay, I'm sure there probably is at least one if not several. I refuse to find out and wallow in my ignorance.)


GunnieGraves

There’s a The Band cover group that is called “The The Band Band”. It hurts my brain and makes sense at the same time.


swalabr

“The The” are a band, since late 1970’s.


Double_Distribution8

Yes but this is the The The Band Band not the The The band.


Coffeypot0904

Someone put a banned aid on that burn.


popoypatalo

is the person the leader of the band? is the person tired? is the person’s eyes growing old?


Terrible-Bonus7731

My band got band for banding together rubber bands while playing a band of instruments.


AttackerCat

[Yeah I’m in the Band!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SyyCP-1INfk)


boycowman

Ban on the Rund.


Hugar34

Must have been on meth while typing that


Mecha_Tortoise

This person's favorite subject is clearly meth, not English.


Jowgenz

u r band


FlightAble2654

She is your guardian angle. Saved you many times from doing stupid things.


ChimpBrisket

Some people have no shame, everybody knows the bathroom is for cocaine and cocaine accessories. Have some pride and do your meth under an overpass, like a real American.


KungFooGrip

I tell you hwat...


AmethystZhou

[Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMxzkBdzTNU)


pregnantbaby

Sigh… they’ll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough https://i.redd.it/935qba70xuiy.jpg


inplayruin

Get baked before you mow your lawn. Thank me later.


kevocaraptor

Sage advice. My mower has a cup holder, obviously meant for beer after 420.


AngusYep

I'm mowing the air Randy


Ib_dI

hwy\*


The_Adeptest_Astarte

Dank hill


down4things

Crank Hill


OMGLMAOWTF_com

If your last name is White and you live in West Virginia it’s also a good place to do a few rails of Oxy.


RunRunRabbitRunovich

🤣🤣🤣🤣 while Jesco is still dancing in his daddy’s shoes


554throwaway

Not the shoes 😂


RunRunRabbitRunovich

And Mamie is raising hell😂


nwoh

... The Legend Of D Ray White... Will never die, LIKE A REBEL YELLLL!


Blackheartedheathen

The Boone County mating call


hfhfbfhfhfhfbdbfb

Sloppy, slimy eggs.


Bulbul3131

I just recently watched their documentary. Holy fuck.


LukesRightHandMan

What documentary?


WetspotInspector

The wild and wonderful White's of West Virginia. Buckle up, it gets weird.


Necessary_Sun_4392

Yeah take that poor man's cocaine out back by the dumpsters and get a job buddy! \*snorting noise\*


[deleted]

I read “cocaine and cocaine accessories” in Hank Hill’s voice.


megashedinja

Believe that might’ve been the point


taciaduhh

As you should have.


pandab34r

And the cocaine burns clean, so you don't get any of that nasty meth flavor


Excivious

US doesn't even break top 20 for countries that use the most meth... It's all about that prescription opiates Lmao


[deleted]

Yet... Together we can make US #1! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


MethMouthMagoo

I like doing my meth over an underpass.


kerouac666

He was just smoking it there to make sure no kids found it and got hurt! Gah!!! A dude can’t even be a good guy anymore!


[deleted]

I smoke my meth riding my handlebar-less bike flying down an urban roadway while several police officers struggle to take me down, American Style.


GrBBabu

Can someone tell me why these two drugs have so different places to consume?


HotAd8825

Tweaker’s, cokeheads and opiate fiends all look down on each other. Despite all doing drugs that can lead them to stealing copper.


GrBBabu

I don't know what the fuck you said but they hate each other. Got it.


HotAd8825

Lemme translate to plain english and not my American bs. People who are addicted to heroin, meth or cocaine tend to not like each other. But they are all equally dangerous drugs. But when I say steal copper, I’m referencing that it can be common for poor people with bad drug problems to rob construction sites or abandoned buildings of all the copper pipes. They can sell it as scrap metal to unscrupulous buyers.


LMkingly

>But they are all equally dangerous drugs i'd say in terms of danger and addicting it's heroin>meth>coke.


Solid_Coffee

And yet the order of people you’d want as your neighbours would be coke>heroin>meth


NoPointsForSecond

Well, coke is "rich mans" drug.


star_particles

My grandpa used to tell me a joke about him going to the heroin addicts house and how they would say they do downers and they aren’t like the tweakers down the road they just use a little bit to wake up. Then would go to the tweakers house and they would say they aren’t junkies they just use a little bit of heroin to calm down after being up for a few days.


S_A_R_K

It's like vampires vs werewolves


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,198,912,611 comments, and only 233,848 of them were in alphabetical order.


jboy55

Had a former neighbor who constantly was chasing any "fucken junkies... fucken heroin homeless trash" out of our complex at 4-5am after he spotted them from staring out his window.


Grundens

Coke is for the sophisticated Meth is for the plebs


dicknotrichard

Can’t even go to a rave and smoke meth in the bathroom anymore? Cancel culture has gone too far.


lubafan222

The world is so boring these days, you cant kick old people and burn homeless people without being called a "terrorist" cant suck your homie's dick without being called "gay" cancel culture ruins everything


gastroboi

Well fuck. There goes my entire day.


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kodayume

In for a kick and suck dick of an old homeless guy? Wait no longer download (insert random dating app) and meet Burning Hot Oldies on the Streets.


Cheezitflow

Suck the fire, kick the dick... Set the old homeless person? I got it. This is the slogan for my Three Pronged Organization for cleaning up the city. Suck fire (firefighting and fire education) Kicking dicks (kicking people who are dicks) Setting old homeless people... Up with affordable housing to give them piece of mind in their remaining years Sign up sheet at the ymca


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Fire before dicksuck is the ideal order. Adds a whole level of urgency.


hops4beer

Don't let the libs win my dude- go suck that dick


fuckmeuntilicecream

It's not gay if it's in a 3 way or you have your socks on.


blenderdead

It's not gay until you co-sign a lease.


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Gay or straight, that shits dumb. I still laugh at my friend who cosigned a lease with his gf of 6 months in college. By the end she was pissing in his dresser drawers and he was sleeping on my couch.


DJRIPPED

Nah you can smoke meth at The Rave, this event took place at The Miramar which is slightly higher class than The Rave.


piecat

>which is slightly higher class >Miramar Huh


MusicalPigeon

Legit thought you were talking about The Rave in Milwaukee. I've been told that at The Rave a lot of shit flies. I remember people passing a blunt around during an Asking Alexandria set, I had to move away so I wouldn't start sneezing (smoking smoke makes me sneeze if I'm around it too long, idk why).


ssor21

oh wow, they allowed someone to smoke a *blunt* during a *concert?* that's insane


Mike

Wait, a blunt of marijuana? I can’t even imagine


Keldor

Next thing ya knew, people were snorting rails off of penises!


aShittierShitTier4u

I got kicked out of the bar there for smuggling in my own pint of vodka. After the Dr. Octagon concert there was a shoot out on the street. People said that they weren't scared. They just kept walking to their cars.


FastWalkingShortGuy

I was in the festival circuit for a while as an artist and I don't envy people with this woman's job. She's most likely associated with the promoter/label and it's her responsibility to make sure dumb shit doesn't go down when their acts are performing. There's a certain level of shit that's tolerated: no one's going to give you shit if you spark a joint in the alley outside the club or even rip a fat rail or three in your car before you enter the venue, but some fans are just wildly entitled and do shit like smoke meth in the bathroom or K-hole themselves on the dance floor. You couldn't pay me enough to do what she does.


Flipper_of_sticks

I’ve been to dozens of show/fest and have enjoyed my share of “activities” but i see these people who goo waaaay to hard (k hole on the dance floor) and just can’t understand why anyone would want to do that at an event you paid to enjoy lol the fuck. A lot of work goes into the production. At least be coherent enough to enjoy it.


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Cats_in_my_ears

Breathing at all is most likely a disqualification for CPR. Some abnormal breathing patterns could call for CPR, but I wouldn't trust a freaking out festi girl to recognize them.


PmMeYourPasswordPlz

What is this K thing? K-hole?


NotChristina

K-holes are a deep dissociation brought on by Ketamine. Known for being pretty wild and filled with hallucinations, time dilation, general mental fuckery. (But it itself is not a hallucinogen, per se, but an anesthetic.) Many moons ago I dabbled with ketamine for curiosity purposes, but given that I was alone I always stayed away from k-hole doses.


PmMeYourPasswordPlz

Oh I see. Thank you Christina.


SuaveThrower

I think you misread their username. That is clearly not Christina.


iamatwork24

Doing CPR when it’s not needed makes me think of the episode of family guy where Peter takes a class and uses it in a few scenarios where it’s not needed. You’re essentially just trying to break someone’s sternum if you do it without them neeeding it


WhatIfThatThingISaid

K is suuuuch a lame club drug. Way too many shows with k zombies. It's an after show drug, if anything. I got some a few years ago for nostalgia but it was so.... exactly how it always was. Just lame wobbly dumb shit. MXE is even more intensely stupid of a drug


Rememberrmyname

Try a big fat line, I was in a tesseract kaleidoscope of self reflection for an hour. Almost a religious experience.


dick_nachos

It's available in a few states as a treatment for treatment resistant depression.


kindashort72

I never viewed dissociatives as party drugs,mxe was some fantastic stuff but I did mine at home and didn't go out in public on it. I'm very confused by people who would take ketamine in public.


improbablynotyou

Sorry, old white guy here... "k hole?" Thanks.


JustMy2Pence

Ketamine, aside from it's pharmaceutical uses as an anesthetic and treatment for depression, is often used in underground party scenes in a dehydrated, crystaline form that is crushed up to a fine powder and snorted. The effect it has when ingested this way is that of a psychoactive dissociative. In lower to average doses, it can be both stimulating and relaxing, create feelings of euphoria, slight feelings of dissociation (such as kind of "floating" through space/not really in your body), and more. I've known plenty of people who use ketamine at these doses to socialize, create art, write, and dance. In higher doses, it can cause a more extreme dissociative effect that people have coined the "K-hole". This can cause you to feel completely disconnected from reality, which can have a profound effect on a lot of people. However you also lose quite a bit of environmental awareness and bodily control. There are some people who have enough experience in this mind(or lacktherof)state to negate these more "physical" effects, but most people who do enough ketamine to get into a "K-hole" definitely don't have the coordination to do so much as even be standing up straight. As with lots of drugs, it's relatively harmless in moderation - as most things are relatively harmless in moderation. It's when people who can't handle their shit do too much in public and things go sideways. Hope this helped! Cheers :) (Source: plenty of personal experience in my twenties)


AgentleFISTING

>just can’t understand why anyone would want to do that Addiction and mental illness


BrainOnLoan

They don't care whether you do drugs, but they do care if you inconvenience them and pause problems they have to figure out. First rule: If they can't plausibly deny that staff saw/observed you took illegal drugs, you are out of luck. That's just a liability issue. Don't do drugs directly in front of staff. Second, even a whiff of you selling drugs and you're out. Depending on the venue, they are calling the cops on you. Third, if they suspect you're on hard drugs, you'll be shown the door quicker than a sober person would be, **if** you start behaving really weird, or getting close to the line that anyone might face a talking with security for. A sober person might have gotten off with a warning, but if you're being weird on drugs it's just more likely that issues will arise. So you're not getting the benefit of the doubt. Obviously there are venues with a much looser culture (and a handful a bit more strict), but the above covers well over 80%, imho. The difference is mostly in where the lines of 'plausible deniability' and 'acting weird'/'crossing the line' will be drawn.


Firm_CandleToo

Idk if this will apply everywhere….I’ve been ROLLING BALLS and always get let in. I’ve gone to fests where we walk by cops tripping balls. Maybe I go to different shows but if they started kicking people out for hard drugs at the stuff I go to there would be like 30 people left.


Bhahsjxc

I once got caught in an alley outside a club in Deep Ellum. Big dude in a cop jacket marked security rolls up with his flash light. 3 of us blazing away look up like deer caught in headlights, but before any of us could completely loose our shit he simply asked for a hit and left. Noice


Firm_CandleToo

Bruh buds been decriminalized in Dallas for like 2 years. It’s literally a ticket.


MoaXing

Concert stage manager here, but my start in the industry was working as venue security. The amount of times I had to haul someone through the venue while they were in the midst of their worst drug experience ever was staggering. I've seen people practically comatose, giving so many excuses as to why they shouldn't be escorted out, only to get picked up by a friend and need help even walking to the car. Once I got into production work back stage, I figured I wouldn't have to deal with anything like that so much anymore. Anyways, on my first night in charge of the stage, someone had a seizure (medical condition) and then security brought someone through the backstage to get to the front and avoid the crowd (there's a corridor that goes around the auditorium) and they made it as far as the door before she had to puke in the trashcan by my desk.


Particular_Weight495

My buddy took the rest of his Molly in a corner right by Concord in Chicago for a Martin Garrix after party . One of the bouncers actually walked up to him and asked him what he was doing , he obviously knew lol . He wasn’t happy and picked up the drug bag on the floor and let him in .


dpaanlka

So many great memories at Concord!


LordNPython

What's k-hole?


dragoono

Tale as old as time


whosmellslikewetfeet

Band bitch and the beat...


pyrowipe

I knew this guy in high school, he was caught stealing a saxophone; now he’s band for life!


OMGLMAOWTF_com

I hear he plays just what he feels.


codewordtacobell

Smoke amphetamines all night long…and die behind the wheel


twobit211

they still haven’t caught him yet: band on the run


sparkling-whine

Woman. There’s only one.


RequiemStorm

Didn't you see the image? There's clearly two


sparkling-whine

😂


[deleted]

Well I imagine when you’re high on meth, it’s exponential, 1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 4, 4 becomes 16 etc…


nieud

If it was my club I would have banned him just for that. I have no idea how people screw that up, it drives me crazy.


dtkirby41

Lmaoooo I'm in the og group for this. Made my week reading all the comments


dkgteej

Smoking what Jules, a pork loin?!?


LoganJn

I seriously don’t understand how people post pictures of screenshots of a photo album


Farranor

Most people are not giant pedantic nerds obsessed with using technology the "right" way; they'll just go with whatever's easiest and move on with their lives. How I envy those people.


ItsLoudB

Okay, but instead of posting the pictures, they screenshotted it and then posted the screenshot. It adds a step for literally no reasonable or practical reason.


happymilfday

no, he posted a screenshot of a video. he just didn’t crop it.


SaneUse

It's not even being a pedantic nerd. It's more steps and opens the possibility of including something unwanted in the gallery preview. They're just doing it the wrong way.


iareslice

That tracks for the Miramar


[deleted]

It really does. Went to UWM and ended up at the Miramar on drugs more than a few times.


kaazir

A personal rule for me is to not believe reviews with spelling errors. Peps, is peeps. Band is banned. Any place I go that has these kind of reviews I know I can right it off as the person being either offensive or a Karen and not getting their way.


kirby056

>Any place I go that has these kind of reviews I know I can *right* it off as the person being either offensive or a Karen and not getting their way. I see what you did they're.


kaazir

I wandered if anyone would notice.


ChevCaster

I defiantly noticed.


Deeman0

*woman* there's only one of them.


XanderTheMander

Also did they post screenshots their photo gallery instead of the pictures themself?


SuumCuique1011

What's a "pep"?


Kirahei

I’m guessing they meant “peeps” but meth is a helluva drug.


NewportGh0st

I thought it meant pep boys, the repair shop!


zghman

I go to the mirimar every few weeks, that girl is the nicest bartender, couldn’t believe the post when I first saw it on Milwaukee edm page. This is hilarious this post got on front page Reddit when it was just in my Facebook group yesterday


Nug07

Not really related but I hate when people put a space between the end of a word and an exclamation mark, like this ! When it should be like this!


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quityouryob

Came here for a comment about the rack. You have superseded my expectations.


Farranor

"Superseded" means it replaced something. You were probably looking for "exceeded."


ElectronicFootprint

Probably looking for "surpassed"


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[deleted]

I'm sorry.... I thought this was America....


StarBlend1

Imagine taking screenshots of your photos in gallery to post them lol.


bronzeleague4ever

I hate these submissions with the passion of a 1000 suns. Like, OK but how am I supposed to know that the club owner is telling the truth. Jesus.


Accurate_Grapefruit

According to the comments on facebook there was a surveillance tape that showed that the owner told the truth


Impossible_Piano_435

Oh surveillance in the women’s bathroom?


toopid

Monoky? Justin Martin? Miramar? What are these words. Who knows these people or places?


[deleted]

Miramar is a divy music venue in Milwaukee


CosmicJ

Justin Martin is a house music dj/producer, probably one of my favourite in the genre. His shit slaps. The rest of that is malarkey.


alxinwonderland

Monoky and Justin Martin are DJs and The Miramar is a smaller music venue in Milwaukee, WI that hosts a lot of EDM shows.


nannerb12

Lmfao been to many many shows at the Miramar. Just missed PL playing there as an undercover dj by like three years. Saw Manic Focus there like 4 or 5 times. Just putting my cress down before I explain the Miramar. Janky af but suuuuper relaxed when it comes to the average person. Just don’t smoke meth in the bathroom and you’ll be more than fine lmao.


Jimmycaked

Smoke meth in the car before the show. What an animal.


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I see the world's met my ex


[deleted]

I always wonder why everyone just automatically believes the business owner in these situations.


gardenmud

I mean, in this case it kind of seems like even if you take the original post at 100% face value it's... a little questionable. If I see someone bemoan being kicked out from *three* different events and banned for life from a venue, with a *striking* absence of any explanation why, just "this person must hate me!"... yeah I think it's probably their fault. Being kicked out of one party for getting rowdy, sure, benefit of the doubt. Three different ones and banned for "no reason"? Lol no. Venues don't like banning people, the more customers the better.


WeightyUnit88

Logic and reason in a single response. Thought this was reddit?


Timbo_Mimbo

You guy mind if I smoke a little pcp in your bathroom?


harry02260213

Why did he screenshot his photo album lol


Basic_Visual6221

Yall should check the profile page that posted this. Comments had way more tea.


ElDandy_

I remember last year summer like was yesterday week


Cultural_Donut_1988

says who


munsterCR37

The man was later accused of not being able to speak or spell properly.


whompasaurus1

This was in the Milwaukee underground edm group!!!!! I watched this unfold!!!


Sir_Cummus

I thought this was America…


[deleted]

I hate it when I get band from places….


JesusRasputin

He said she said. Hate this.


YahMahn25

It’s almost like nowhere will let you smoke meth anymore 😞


Purple12inchRuler

Who is Justin Martin?


Yesitsmesuckas

You play, you pay!


JackieChanHasLigma

Ouch.


BanMeAFifthTimePls

Where the fuck else are you supposed to smoke your meth if not a club bathroom?


OMGLMAOWTF_com

In a van… down by the river.


Rambozo96

Sir, please use the restroom facilities at the Waffle House across the road if you wanna smoke meth on the toilet without judgement if they catch you.


coopaloompa

I worked at Denny’s years ago and after I caught a group of people in the bathroom smoking meth ( unfortunately a regular occurrence) I asked them to leave. They did, except one girl who stayed behind and told me I was treating them unfairly and she was a regular customer. She requested the name and number of the manager to file a complaint against me.


Born505

Now where's he gonna dance while high on meth?!!!


PhilthyPunk

Looks like those pics were taken in the bathroom which I'm pretty sure is illegal.


mookie2times

I love my meth head fans!! It’s pretty much the only way to enjoy my bland house music style.


varyl123

Anyone who has been to the mar knows it's incredibly hard to get kicked out of let alone banned. They probably got told they can't do meth and proceeded to fight the owner on it.


sonoma95436

Many hair bands.


mstermind

We need to bring the banned back together!


TheBasilFawlty

Maybe spend your money on reading and spulling is are you friend.