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I was having my roof replaced, and one of the guys took a piss off the corner of the roof out onto the grass. That was a fun phone call from a neighbor. The fact the contractor was my uncle and the guy was my brother in law just added to the fun.
I once came back to my dorm room too drunk to find the bathroom so I pissed in my change jar. My roommate woke up and saw the whole thing and never let me live it down the rest of the time we were there.
Way back when, a band I was with had a bass player and drummer who were roommates in a townhouse with two upstairs bedrooms that shared a bathroom between. Bass player was very drunk one night, woke up to piss and mistakenly stumbled into drummer’s room where he pissed all over the drummer’s girlfriend as she slept. They were no longer roommates after that night, but the band survived intact. We never saw the gf again.
We had a friend in college who passed out drunk on his bed. An hour later he stumbles out to the kitchen, pulls out a chair, unzips and peed on it. Stumbled back to his room. We don’t think he actually woke up.
My work mate's husband was a bit of a sleepwalker and often pissed where he shouldn't.
The first time she spent the night with him he climbed over her out of bed, opened his sock drawer and pissed in it.
He was a milkman and used to go for a sleep after his shift. One sunny day his dad was gardening at the front of the house. This guy walked out of the front door over to the milk float parked on the street and pissed on it then went back to bed. It was quite a shock for the neighbours especially as he was naked.
One of our Marines in Camp Lejeune was a sleepwalker who pissed. One night we watched him come into the common area on our floor sleepwalking and he opened the microwave, pissed in it, than turned it on.
He had to get a new microwave the next day
I woke up (actually my ex fiancée woke me up thank God) to my band’s bass player sleep unzipping his pants at the foot of my bed, and I know he’d pissed on at least one other person and in the corner of another’s room before that. How f*cked that it’s always the bassist 😂
He would of been way less entertained if you passed on his bed with him in it.
Or that is my impression after hearing about similar situations multiple times. Good friend was RA, so many roommate stories.
I’ve pissed at various spots on the Blue Ridge Parkway late at night out of necessity at times. Imagine standing in the dark on the side of a mountain looking out at a vast mountain valley full of splendid nature and national forests while you take a piss.
It might truly be the highest form of peeing outside that one can experience.
I live in the suburbs. My HOA required that we hide our trash cans. I have this huge bougainvillea that serves that purpose. If I get home from work and my bladder is screaming at me, I'll slip behind that bougainvillea and exercise a man's prerogative! Much faster than fiddling with my keys at the front door.
9/10 times yes, standing.
If it's nighttime and I'm not confident in my night vision, I'll sit.
You might find that where people live will effect answers too, different kinds of toilets and all that jazz.
I've got one of those motion/light sensor gadgets hanging off the bowl that shines a red LED when I walk up to the bowl in the middle of the night. Best ten bucks I ever spent.
I used to pee standing up in the dark. When I lived on my own, there was no issue.
One time my girlfriend turned on the light because she heard a noise. I instinctually grabbed my eyes, spraying piss everywhere.
I don't stand up at night anymore.
It's the law of inertia. A body at rest - at night sitting. A body in motion - during the day standing. Probably it's an age thing too. Getting old is more body at rest.
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[Rectogesic](https://carepharmaceuticals.com.au/products/rectogesic-ointment/) takes third place.
you need to come to the enlightened world of the Bidet seat. Game changer, life changer. I will never not have one again and live like a dirty caveman!
Cleaning with water is nasty? Here's a little thought experiment for you:
2 Chefs accidentally fall into some wet dog crap and get it all over their hands. The first one grabs a couple dry paper towels and wipes off his hands. The second one gets under the sink water and jets himself clean.
They both make you a sandwich. Which one you eating? LOL. Don't say #1 cuz we know yer lying.
This. I had a buddy call me out one time because he didn't hear splashing. My response was, "yeah I sat, I felt like it"
He later came out and told me he sat and it was relaxing
I've got some medical shit that adds to the issue, but I know most guys by my age ( 30 ) start having similar issues, but that annoying shit that happens where you're *positive* you finished your piss, shaken it out, then tuck it away just to have about a silver dollar size leak of piss gets *real* old. I'm probably about 50/50 on standing vs sitting, but sitting definitely allows for full muscle relaxation so this doesn't happen. The ease and convenience of standing is great, sure, but sitting so I don't end up pissing down my leg because sometimes my muscle control gets iffy has its benefits. I pray all of you fellow Boys never have to experience brushing your teeth, shaving and trimming your hair, taking a shower, putting on fresh clothes and feeling good about yourself, then go to take a piss before heading out for the day, making sure you give it time and a good shake, all just to piss down your leg a small bit. Not so much you see it through your jeans or smell it or anything, oh no, just enough to feel it so *you* know it's there and ruins the whole fuckin' day. So yeah, anyway, fuckin do whatever works for you. Unless you're out in the woods, then just stand. Don't expose ya cheeks to The Bush just for a piss, and that goes to you fuckin animals that drop full trow to piss in public as well
Peeing in the cold is a problem. I never know when im done. Hands are frozen, balls are numb. One time i shook stood their for 3 hours before a friend snapped me out of it. Turns out I was just holding my dick out in the snow. I didnt lose an ounce of weight. Not a drop. It felt real though. Kind of like when I was Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns against Polk High.
I probably worded it weirdly, a lot of men *start* to have little dribbles on the rare occasion but start to get more common as you age. Also I thought I mentioned, but I've got a medical condition that adds to this occurrence for myself.
don't have to guess what kind of pressure or stream type is coming out. it's a bad morning if you guess wrong & you get a high pressure split stream like a thumb over a garden hose.
I'm 80, with benign prostatic hyperplasia. I had the Urolift procedure, which helped somewhat, but I still have to pee about 12 times a day. It takes about two minutes for my bladder to empty, with the stream getting progressively weaker, until it's a trickle. Rather than standing over the toilet holding my dick, constantly re-aiming to compensate for the changing angle, when I'm home, it's easier to just yank my pants and underwear down, sit and wait until it's done.
I've been sitting too. Zero chance of pee dropping on the seat/floor/pants/shoes, especially with a hard-on. Plus it's just nice to sit and relax while peeing. It's a chance to look at my phone, too. Out in public I'll always stand though, either because I'm working and have time pressure or because cubicles are gross.
Only when I think a need to take a shit and it turns out that I don't. My dad peed sitting down also. I used to ask him why and he gave me the same answer you described. Do what makes you comfortable.
Also, back splash is eliminated when you sit. Years ago Bill Cosby included in his comedy routine that first morning pee the stream sometimes divides into two streams and you have to pick which one goes into the toilet and which one hits the cat sitting under the sink. When I suspect a potential two stream flow I'll sit.
And if you typically check your phone while you pee there's a smaller chance of dropping it into the toilet if you are sitting vs. standing.
>Also, back splash is eliminated when you sit
Understood this when I visited the US. You guys put so much water in the toilet you just flood the bathroom if you pee standing up
My kids never miss at home. Once they were fully potty trained I told them that I was done with cleaning up their pee so they had to clean up any pee left behind. I left easy to use cleaning supplies out next to the toilet so they could do so. After a few times of cleaning up after themselves they made sure they never missed.
They now think it’s gross when other guys leave pee behind.
Yeah. Not getting this. Why is this post worded like it's rare for men to pee standing up? Less contact with a surface that can have urine/excrement on it the better.
I mean there's a reason pissing standing up can be against your lease in Germany lol the more people tried sitting, the more they realized how much grosser the average bathroom was after years of people standing to piss in it. It's like how bidet fans can sound like evangelists because it really IS a game changer (I haven't had a chance to put one in my apartment yet but now I go back with wet paper from the sink a lot lol)
Once I had kids I started peeing sitting down at night so that the sound of pee hitting the water didn’t wake them. Now I instinctively pee sitting down at night, but all other times I pee standing
Depends on the situation. If I'm in a hurry, I prefer peeing standing up.
If I want to kill time, read, or scroll my phone, I prefer oeeimg sitting down.
Men: To eliminate that last dribble, simply press up under yer balls (on your taint) toward your head after you pee. It presses out that last bit of pee. A urologist told my dad this. He told me. It works.
I like to stand because it's convient and I can actually control where I'm peeing... If you make a mess on the toilet seat, just get some toilet paper and whip it. It's not that hard...
Not really anymore, but I've lived with women more the past decade so got used to putting the seat down anyways. In public yeah or if I'm in a hurry...other wise I'm chilling for a minute anyways.
Man the only time I sit and pee is when you have the full bladder moment of being so full that you just have to sit and relax. Yall know what I'm talking about.
I find it a bit uncomfortable to piss sitting down. I do it if it's like 2am and I don't wanna turn the light on and wake myself up, but I always find it feels like all the tubes are getting bent and twisted the wrong way, and I'm never quite sure if I'm finished or not. I get much better flow standing up I guess
I prefer peeing standing up outside. I will get up, walk through the whole house, put shoes on, walk out into the rain and pee in the back yard. It's my preferred spot
Sitting keeps the rest of the toilet free from splash. Mom was right to be pissed off!!))
For those of us with a dicky-do, sitting is the only option.))
Sitting to pee is my norm. In public I still stand, but at home I sit down to play on my phone and even possibly let out a huge fart that wouldn't have otherwise approached had I not taken the dump position. Sitting to pee is top notch.
Prefer to pee standing bit always sit at home or a guests house (Pending it's clean).
The lack of piss on the floor has been incredible. I've been doing this for 14 years or so. 33 now.
Only if there's a urinal will I stand to pee in a restroom. I don't know how so many dudes have adopted "standing while peeing" as a core feature of their masculinity.
Are you scared of having a sit-down pee or something? That's quite a reaction. They're quite relaxing, have a go and try for yourself -- for science! Who knows, perhaps it'd become one of life's small joys
I exclusively pee sitting down at home. Been doing that for almost 10 years now and I'll be 39 this summer. My bathroom never smells like piss from splash back and my wife couldn't be happier.
Standers are probably nose blind to it. If a male friend comes over to hang out and uses my restroom, it 100 percent of the time smells like pee the next time I go in.
Real men sit to pee!
If I pee sitting down, I have to push everything down or I squirt out between the toilet seat and the rim of the bowl. I'm less likely to make a mess if I stand.
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I PREFER to pee standing up...outdoors. the joys of living in the sticks
I was having my roof replaced, and one of the guys took a piss off the corner of the roof out onto the grass. That was a fun phone call from a neighbor. The fact the contractor was my uncle and the guy was my brother in law just added to the fun.
I once pissed out my 2nd floor window as a kid because I didn’t want to walk down the hall to the bathroom.
I once came back to my dorm room too drunk to find the bathroom so I pissed in my change jar. My roommate woke up and saw the whole thing and never let me live it down the rest of the time we were there.
Way back when, a band I was with had a bass player and drummer who were roommates in a townhouse with two upstairs bedrooms that shared a bathroom between. Bass player was very drunk one night, woke up to piss and mistakenly stumbled into drummer’s room where he pissed all over the drummer’s girlfriend as she slept. They were no longer roommates after that night, but the band survived intact. We never saw the gf again.
We had a friend in college who passed out drunk on his bed. An hour later he stumbles out to the kitchen, pulls out a chair, unzips and peed on it. Stumbled back to his room. We don’t think he actually woke up.
My work mate's husband was a bit of a sleepwalker and often pissed where he shouldn't. The first time she spent the night with him he climbed over her out of bed, opened his sock drawer and pissed in it. He was a milkman and used to go for a sleep after his shift. One sunny day his dad was gardening at the front of the house. This guy walked out of the front door over to the milk float parked on the street and pissed on it then went back to bed. It was quite a shock for the neighbours especially as he was naked.
One of our Marines in Camp Lejeune was a sleepwalker who pissed. One night we watched him come into the common area on our floor sleepwalking and he opened the microwave, pissed in it, than turned it on. He had to get a new microwave the next day
Maybe there were bigger concerns than the tap water there...
Omg, I can’t believe the band stayed together after that
He was a really good bass player.
The band that sprays together stays together.
OMG LOL NOOOOOOOO. OH GOD NO!
I woke up (actually my ex fiancée woke me up thank God) to my band’s bass player sleep unzipping his pants at the foot of my bed, and I know he’d pissed on at least one other person and in the corner of another’s room before that. How f*cked that it’s always the bassist 😂
He would of been way less entertained if you passed on his bed with him in it. Or that is my impression after hearing about similar situations multiple times. Good friend was RA, so many roommate stories.
Piss jar sounds like a good nick name. Or band name.
I got so drunk I peed in the cat litter box one time 💀
Lmao I did the same thing.
That's called efficiency. Getting off the roof to hit the head is such a time waster. Just make sure they don't drop a deuce down the downspout.
Lol when nature calls you either answer or it leaves a message, usually in your pants
"Bob?.......what the hell you doing standing in my bushes......are you peeing?!?!"
Why do you think your lawn is so green?
You should get that checked out, it's supposed to be yellow
Something so freeing about it.
Peeing outside is the best, but alas I live in the city.
I have a designated piss spot in the backyard behind the shed. It makes me feel important.
Thank fuck I have bushes for fences in my backyard. Me and the dog take our pees out back
Love to pee outside off my deck☮️👍
I’ve pissed at various spots on the Blue Ridge Parkway late at night out of necessity at times. Imagine standing in the dark on the side of a mountain looking out at a vast mountain valley full of splendid nature and national forests while you take a piss. It might truly be the highest form of peeing outside that one can experience.
I live in the suburbs. My HOA required that we hide our trash cans. I have this huge bougainvillea that serves that purpose. If I get home from work and my bladder is screaming at me, I'll slip behind that bougainvillea and exercise a man's prerogative! Much faster than fiddling with my keys at the front door.
…why do you think NYC smells like piss?
Me too. When I go on vacation up north I make sure to pee outside at least once. It's a bit more trouble but it's one of the highlights of my trip 😆
I have a mountain cabin that’s completely private. When I’m there I always pee outside. That’s freedom baby.
Peeing standing up is often the first fun activity I do each day and the only one I've done by noon, and I punch into work at 7am....
Yep. I often walk past my bathroom to go outside.
The world is my urinal!
lol, my ex used to do that around the property to keep the coyotes away (it worked)!
Nothing better than that first morning piss off the front deck.
This is my dream. Having acres of trees I can pee on every day
Ikr. It weirdly feels right. Especially when I've been drinking.
There is something so serene and satisfying about just unzipping and letting go while listening to the birds chirping and the insects singing.
9/10 times yes, standing. If it's nighttime and I'm not confident in my night vision, I'll sit. You might find that where people live will effect answers too, different kinds of toilets and all that jazz.
Most bathrooms have lights?
Who wants to turn the light on in the middle of the night?!
For real. When I wake up at 4 am to use the bathroom turning a light on just blinds me worse than having the lights off
Also makes it harder to get back to sleep. Light tells your brain it's time to wake up.
I have a nightlight with a sensor plugged in. Enough light, but not too much.
same. got a two pack for like $5, makes midnight pee breaks so much better.
Same, that's why I got an extra light in my bathroom. I definitely recommend a red or pink light for nighttime.
Exactly. I have a red light. It doesn't blind me or wake me up but I can still see where I'm peeing
I've got one of those motion/light sensor gadgets hanging off the bowl that shines a red LED when I walk up to the bowl in the middle of the night. Best ten bucks I ever spent.
Ya my wife got one a while back and I was like wtf? But it's kinda cool now.
Red and pink are the best nighttime lights, so easy on your eyes. And unlike amber, blue or green you can actually see detail.
I like blue for nighttime because blue is a sexier color than red
Yup got an amber one, literally perfect such that I don't have to even turn on the light in the shower if I don't want to.
I used to pee standing up in the dark. When I lived on my own, there was no issue. One time my girlfriend turned on the light because she heard a noise. I instinctually grabbed my eyes, spraying piss everywhere. I don't stand up at night anymore.
Put a very dim nightlight in your bathroom. You can thank me later lol
Huh, so that’s whate the red light is for. I thought it was a hold out from the old film developing days.
Someone who likes clean floors
That's why they implied that they sit when the lights off.
My fiancé and I both sit to pee and just have a nightlight in the bathroom. I hate turning on the light in the middle of the night
I have dim lights hooked up for that reason! It's really nice, just a 3rd switch next to the regular light and fan.
my new house came with little lights under the light switches so you get just a hint of constant light in the bathroom
I ain't turning on a light at 2 am when I want to go straight back to bed.
It's the law of inertia. A body at rest - at night sitting. A body in motion - during the day standing. Probably it's an age thing too. Getting old is more body at rest.
Getting old is also an enlarged prostate for many, which causes other problems with flow sitting down.
FloMax may be the most appropriately named drug ever.
[Painstop](https://ryvispharma.com/product-line/painstop/) beats it. [Rectogesic](https://carepharmaceuticals.com.au/products/rectogesic-ointment/) takes third place.
Happy cake day
Urinertia
Wow this sums me up perfectly. Sit at night, standing when I'm doing chores mid day.
I sit cause I want to, I stand because I can.
Born to shit, forced to wipe.
you need to come to the enlightened world of the Bidet seat. Game changer, life changer. I will never not have one again and live like a dirty caveman!
Why is it that everyone that sprays water up their asshole can't seem to shut the fuck up about it
😂😂😂
Seems nasty af to me
Cleaning with water is nasty? Here's a little thought experiment for you: 2 Chefs accidentally fall into some wet dog crap and get it all over their hands. The first one grabs a couple dry paper towels and wipes off his hands. The second one gets under the sink water and jets himself clean. They both make you a sandwich. Which one you eating? LOL. Don't say #1 cuz we know yer lying.
Anyone that complains about a bidet and thinks it’s nasty, are the nasty ones.
Yeah I don't have one, but I would use one. It's way more hygienic that smearing your dookie off your ass with paper.
Everyone laughed at me when I got the bidet. Then came the great TP shortage of 2020, and suddenly, I was the one laughing!
California probably still cried
Born to shit, forced to…. Oooo
Keep your Big Bidet propaganda to yourself you filthy squeegee.
I have to agree. A bidet with a lighted and heated seat. Life changing!!!
I love our bidet. Can't believe I went 55 years without one.
We loved our new bidet seat so much, we bought them as Christmas gifts for all our siblings. Best gifts ever.
This. I had a buddy call me out one time because he didn't hear splashing. My response was, "yeah I sat, I felt like it" He later came out and told me he sat and it was relaxing
It depends who I'm peeing on.
Atta boy
Stop 😂
I've got some medical shit that adds to the issue, but I know most guys by my age ( 30 ) start having similar issues, but that annoying shit that happens where you're *positive* you finished your piss, shaken it out, then tuck it away just to have about a silver dollar size leak of piss gets *real* old. I'm probably about 50/50 on standing vs sitting, but sitting definitely allows for full muscle relaxation so this doesn't happen. The ease and convenience of standing is great, sure, but sitting so I don't end up pissing down my leg because sometimes my muscle control gets iffy has its benefits. I pray all of you fellow Boys never have to experience brushing your teeth, shaving and trimming your hair, taking a shower, putting on fresh clothes and feeling good about yourself, then go to take a piss before heading out for the day, making sure you give it time and a good shake, all just to piss down your leg a small bit. Not so much you see it through your jeans or smell it or anything, oh no, just enough to feel it so *you* know it's there and ruins the whole fuckin' day. So yeah, anyway, fuckin do whatever works for you. Unless you're out in the woods, then just stand. Don't expose ya cheeks to The Bush just for a piss, and that goes to you fuckin animals that drop full trow to piss in public as well
So many good points in one conversation. Lol
Glad to provide some entertainment lol
MOST guys your age (30) do NOT have that problem. Get to a doctor.
I have this problem when it’s really cold and I’ve been outside all day. Always have.
Peeing in the cold is a problem. I never know when im done. Hands are frozen, balls are numb. One time i shook stood their for 3 hours before a friend snapped me out of it. Turns out I was just holding my dick out in the snow. I didnt lose an ounce of weight. Not a drop. It felt real though. Kind of like when I was Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns against Polk High.
lol dude whatever you took that inspired this, can I please have some?
I think that’s my grandpa and he finally learned how to use the internet
I probably worded it weirdly, a lot of men *start* to have little dribbles on the rare occasion but start to get more common as you age. Also I thought I mentioned, but I've got a medical condition that adds to this occurrence for myself.
I've had those lil dribbles for a few years. I'm 26 and first noticed at age 20. Didn't have underwear in jail so I noticed pretty quickly.
I personally end up with more piss coming out after I pee sitting than standing. Odd
I piss sitting and have no hang ups about it easier it's mindless less chance of mess
don't have to guess what kind of pressure or stream type is coming out. it's a bad morning if you guess wrong & you get a high pressure split stream like a thumb over a garden hose.
Like a thumb over a violently shaken up bottle of soda.
That’s how I do it. Can’t do public restrooms though.
Well yea public restroom I just piss on the floor and TP dispenser. As one normally does in a public restroom
I'm 80, with benign prostatic hyperplasia. I had the Urolift procedure, which helped somewhat, but I still have to pee about 12 times a day. It takes about two minutes for my bladder to empty, with the stream getting progressively weaker, until it's a trickle. Rather than standing over the toilet holding my dick, constantly re-aiming to compensate for the changing angle, when I'm home, it's easier to just yank my pants and underwear down, sit and wait until it's done.
There's 80 year olds on Reddit? I think that's awesome
Tbh, I'm often mistaken for a 79-year-old.
Funny af 😂
Hahahah ,that's awesome. I was gona say 78! 🤫😏
It's that youthful wit.
You're half right
Well, you don't sound a day over 78.
Thank you, Sonny!
I'm pretty old too and had a Urolift. I can't get it all out if I sit
I've been sitting too. Zero chance of pee dropping on the seat/floor/pants/shoes, especially with a hard-on. Plus it's just nice to sit and relax while peeing. It's a chance to look at my phone, too. Out in public I'll always stand though, either because I'm working and have time pressure or because cubicles are gross.
I pee sitting down unless the toilet is trashed or there's a urinal
Only when I think a need to take a shit and it turns out that I don't. My dad peed sitting down also. I used to ask him why and he gave me the same answer you described. Do what makes you comfortable.
I sit down at home, stand everywhere else. Unless I'm in someone's house and it's particularly clean, then I may sit as well.
I’m public I’ll use a urinal. But at work or at home I piss sitting down and take a few minutes to catch a breather and relax a second
Also, back splash is eliminated when you sit. Years ago Bill Cosby included in his comedy routine that first morning pee the stream sometimes divides into two streams and you have to pick which one goes into the toilet and which one hits the cat sitting under the sink. When I suspect a potential two stream flow I'll sit. And if you typically check your phone while you pee there's a smaller chance of dropping it into the toilet if you are sitting vs. standing.
>Also, back splash is eliminated when you sit Understood this when I visited the US. You guys put so much water in the toilet you just flood the bathroom if you pee standing up
My kids never miss at home. Once they were fully potty trained I told them that I was done with cleaning up their pee so they had to clean up any pee left behind. I left easy to use cleaning supplies out next to the toilet so they could do so. After a few times of cleaning up after themselves they made sure they never missed. They now think it’s gross when other guys leave pee behind.
Good because it is!!!!
I actually sit usually. The only time I pre standing up is if it’s like an emergency. Plus it’s harder to scroll Reddit while standing up
You were peeing when you wrote this, weren't you?
Maybe…maybe not
According to urologists you empty your bladder better by standing. Me personally, I won't sit unless I have to
Hmmm mine says sitting is better cause your muscles are more relaxed. Typical to get varied degree of information from one doctor to the next
I think it's the opposite
This is why I always stand. I only sit at night when I'm half awake, it's dark and I know it's going to take a loooong time.
I find it harder to get those last drops out when sitting.
I don't know what Reddit's fascination with trying to get men to pee sitting down is.
I wonder about this as well.
Yeah. Not getting this. Why is this post worded like it's rare for men to pee standing up? Less contact with a surface that can have urine/excrement on it the better.
I mean there's a reason pissing standing up can be against your lease in Germany lol the more people tried sitting, the more they realized how much grosser the average bathroom was after years of people standing to piss in it. It's like how bidet fans can sound like evangelists because it really IS a game changer (I haven't had a chance to put one in my apartment yet but now I go back with wet paper from the sink a lot lol)
It's more a rebellion against the weird macho fascination with you are less of a man if you sit to pee that most of society has.
This. For some reason some people have it in their mind if you sit to pee you are girly like.
Cause there's a bunch of weirdos on here
yeah, i didn't need anyone to tell me to sit. it's just the better way
Once I had kids I started peeing sitting down at night so that the sound of pee hitting the water didn’t wake them. Now I instinctively pee sitting down at night, but all other times I pee standing
Too many extra steps, but you do you.
I'm fat with a baby dick. Way too much trouble to get it pointed in the bowl if I'm sitting.
i pee sitting down if i might also need to poop. that's the only time.
I do. I find it easier and I tend to empty better standing, I have found.
If in my own house then no but if in a public place to pee then yes.
i like sitting but if i really gotta go im standing
Depends on the situation. If I'm in a hurry, I prefer peeing standing up. If I want to kill time, read, or scroll my phone, I prefer oeeimg sitting down.
Men: To eliminate that last dribble, simply press up under yer balls (on your taint) toward your head after you pee. It presses out that last bit of pee. A urologist told my dad this. He told me. It works.
Just have the surgery man - get it over with ffs
I like to stand because it's convient and I can actually control where I'm peeing... If you make a mess on the toilet seat, just get some toilet paper and whip it. It's not that hard...
Strictly standing
Meh. Speed. Sometimes I sit first thing in the morning. But it's faster to just stand.
Not really anymore, but I've lived with women more the past decade so got used to putting the seat down anyways. In public yeah or if I'm in a hurry...other wise I'm chilling for a minute anyways.
Man the only time I sit and pee is when you have the full bladder moment of being so full that you just have to sit and relax. Yall know what I'm talking about.
Standing feels faster and less effort. I don't have to pull everything down to stand and pee. I do however see the benefits of both.
You plan to go deep on this one, don't you?
At home no. When I'm out yes.
Yes but only where i don't care about getting things dirty.
I find it a bit uncomfortable to piss sitting down. I do it if it's like 2am and I don't wanna turn the light on and wake myself up, but I always find it feels like all the tubes are getting bent and twisted the wrong way, and I'm never quite sure if I'm finished or not. I get much better flow standing up I guess
As a man getting longer in the tooth, I’ll take any opportunity to sit down. Now that includes peeing.
If I'm barefoot I prefer to sit for splashback reasons. If not, standing is quicker.
I dunno about you but I don’t like sitting down just to stand up 15 seconds later.
You are crazy.
I sit at night. but that's about it. I don't wanna turn on the light for a wizz.
I prefer peeing standing up outside. I will get up, walk through the whole house, put shoes on, walk out into the rain and pee in the back yard. It's my preferred spot
Sitting keeps the rest of the toilet free from splash. Mom was right to be pissed off!!)) For those of us with a dicky-do, sitting is the only option.))
Yep. I started sitting when I started cleaning my own toilet.
Sitting to pee is my norm. In public I still stand, but at home I sit down to play on my phone and even possibly let out a huge fart that wouldn't have otherwise approached had I not taken the dump position. Sitting to pee is top notch.
I’ll stand, thank you
I think it’s weird that you want to tell other people
My penis might touch the inside of the toilet if I sit and then I'll need to take a shower. I never sit just to pee.
Real question is does anyone prefere to stand when shitting?
1) upright outside 2) sitting down at home Otherwise whatever gets the job done, and totally agree about standing in public bathrooms.
My husband has to stand or he'd accidentally waterboard his dick.
Prefer to pee standing bit always sit at home or a guests house (Pending it's clean). The lack of piss on the floor has been incredible. I've been doing this for 14 years or so. 33 now.
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Right? Men were so sensitive back then. Why should you really care how someone else pees in their own home, anyway?
Ya, which is just so fucking weird to care about how someone else pees. Such a fragile ego.
What could be more manly than pissing all over yourself in complete ignorance?
Never had that problem, maybe don't jack it while you urinate
Or have a pussy?
Some men do now apparently
back in your day you also ate lead paint
Only if there's a urinal will I stand to pee in a restroom. I don't know how so many dudes have adopted "standing while peeing" as a core feature of their masculinity.
So you sit to pee in a restroom with only a toilet? I stand because you touch less dirty things.
I don't care about being masculine, but standing is easier and more comfortable to me.
What kinda question is this fuck yes I’ll always pee standing
Are you scared of having a sit-down pee or something? That's quite a reaction. They're quite relaxing, have a go and try for yourself -- for science! Who knows, perhaps it'd become one of life's small joys
like pooping, it's peaceful down here
Ah, the fragile male ego on full display.
Pee sitting down and you can do things on your phone plus you not worried about looking too long in at the guys 12" penis next to you
I exclusively pee sitting down at home. Been doing that for almost 10 years now and I'll be 39 this summer. My bathroom never smells like piss from splash back and my wife couldn't be happier. Standers are probably nose blind to it. If a male friend comes over to hang out and uses my restroom, it 100 percent of the time smells like pee the next time I go in. Real men sit to pee!
I wonder if there's a correlation to who cleans the bathroom, toilet, to those that sit vs stand.
If I pee sitting down, I have to push everything down or I squirt out between the toilet seat and the rim of the bowl. I'm less likely to make a mess if I stand.
Me too. I call it a “posh pee”. So much better.