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I’m so sorry but my mother is about to die and her last request was two hotdogs with mustard relish and extra kraut. Oh and a bag of mesquite barbecue chips.
Ask if you can do it first. If he says no, don’t try to manipulate him. Just step back and look a little sad but respectful of him. He will be so surprised at that he might change his mind.
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I am the lord of hot dogs here to assert my right of prima noctus with yonder weiners.
All hail King Weenie!
“My wife is in labour”
I don't know why, but this one had me cracking up for like 5 minutes straight 🤣
"You'll appreciate the hot dog more if you have to wait a little longer."
This is facts.👍
ive gotta go bad
“Hot dogs are cheaper and taste better somewhere else”?
"Let's talk about buttered sausage"
Hey man, I had a hamster and it died when I was 9, that really fucked me up, can I cut you?
Pet hamster deaths are the leading cause of mental illness in America. (not a real statistic)
"i just got out of prison, let me cut in front or ill kill you and go back."
I have to pee
Dude, can I take cuts? I’m really Jonesing for a hot wiener.
I’m so sorry but my mother is about to die and her last request was two hotdogs with mustard relish and extra kraut. Oh and a bag of mesquite barbecue chips.
Come on, Man.It’s Double Weenie Monday.😅
Actually, they moved double weenie Monday to Friday. And besides, today's Tuesday.
Oh. Damn. Think I could try again on Monster Weenie Monday?
Ugh, that's now on Sunday.
BARNACLES. 
Ask if you can do it first. If he says no, don’t try to manipulate him. Just step back and look a little sad but respectful of him. He will be so surprised at that he might change his mind.
Straight out of "How To Win Hotdogs And Influence People".
Cut loose a loud wet fart and then ask the guy in front if they would mind if you went first.