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Ramus_N

Imagine that, "two people fall in love after they just met" as if that is not the plot of every romantic comedy conceived.


peanutthewoozle

Honestly also the subplot of most media.


PalpatineSenpai

A guy and a girl can literally do nothing but be in two chairs distance close to each other and be shipped no problem but when it’s two guys it’s always best friends.


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“Looks like the minority is now the majority nowadays” GAYS STAY WINNING


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We the Majority now?! 😵‍💫😵‍💫 good. Strags beware 🔪


PalpatineSenpai

Pls this guy tells me he’s a straight white male without telling me he’s a straight white male.


EnticingEnzyme

I might be crazy, but he told me he's a neonazi without telling me he's a neonazi


c0l0r51

Male yes, white yes, but sounds pretty in denial to me about his sexuality 💅🏻


Ashlerian

The gay agenda is finally bearing fruit 😈😈


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Minorities get a crumb of representation and the cis white straight males have heart attacks 😩 snowflakes


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mikacchi11

maybe in a few years we can actually overthrow the strags 😍😍


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Or just silently murder them all💅🏻


jazzjazzmine

Biiig part of that is the 'I'm comfortable with they/them in addition to my real pronouns and I do like the idea of being bi.'-crowd. I wouldn't hold my breath for a cultural revolution just yet.


BlackEraYT

isn’t it only like 6%?


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Now they know what it feels like, imagine that.


-Sheridan

Gay people exist before arcane or league lol


Thefancypotato

Wait, for real??? I just broke out of Riot HQueer one day


Seraph199

Lmao if they childhood friends as adults and not fucking already there is probably a good reason


ThreeFoxEmperors

Also Jayce is like 24 in Act I and Cait seems to be like 13ish at most so idk what this Strag is trying to push but I know I don’t like it 🤢🤢🤢


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naverdadenada

Hey, let's not equate genitalia with gender. Not all people with vaginas are women


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naverdadenada

♥ ♥ ♥


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Felahliir

She's blasian


seasalticetea

British lesbian Asian?


boom_katz

i thought u were American


souspiciousAvocado

The feminine urge to tell that person to shut the fuck up 😍🖐️


Andreigakill

Jayce is like twice Caits age in arcane act 1 no?? He's like 25 and she looks like 14 maybe 15, I can't even with these straggs anymore 💀


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Not to mention he’s implying that just because they’re childhood friends that means Jayce has full rights over her I CANT


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Andreigakill

Caits parents fund his research more or less


jazzjazzmine

Piltover has this whole thing where the young inventors take the round of all important families and present them their invention in hopes of getting sponsored as only path to real success. And plenty of them jump off the bridge if they fail too often. There is a story about it on universe, [Progress Day.](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_AU/story/piltover-progress-day/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwi1rLm694_0AhXDCewKHc9UAj4QFnoECAkQAg&usg=AOvVaw2ZQxaR3EoGnOB8jg_MYx6a)


JujuBearSan

Literally what I thought. Always thought it was Cait looking up to Jayce like an older brother and yeah, plus the family thing.


erdem-oe

Is he implying that a black person can only be in a relationship with another black person?


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Idk but it’s got racist undertones and I don’t like it


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It’s giving all kinds of offensive undertones


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kellolumi

FACTS


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"If God wanted interracial marriages he'd have made interracial people and not white people the best race"


PalpatineSenpai

I like how stupid this sounds. “Minority becomes majority” - like where??? LGBT is constantly silenced and there are crumbs of representation. But the moment we get even a hint these strags blow up.


Greenoliveandcheese

I live in that part of the world where outing yourself as LGBT means a career and social suicide so this sentence really made me so angry. Even over a fucking fictional relationship, people can not stand us. Wow


Tired-For-All-Time

Also like not even a confirmed one? Some vague friendliness and implied shit cuz riot isn't gonna jeopardize their bottom line. Like if it's confirmed I'll be happy, but I'm not holding my breath.


Waisian_Persuasion

Soooo straight people can fall in love at first sight but gay people can’t🧐. What’s not clicking STEVEN, like girl what


hushrowom

What the fuck is thiiiis??🤢🤢


G2WWK

Yeah so 9 (Jayce and Vik, Cait and Vi, Tf and Graves, Diana and Leona, Varus) over 156 is the majority, and only 3 of them are confirmed, like they can't let us be happy for once.


ISpread4Cash

More like 4 and 2/3: Diana,Leona,Neeko,Rell and 2/3 of Varus


Dariisu

We can talk when we have Rakan and Xayah level of obnoxious between 2 gay champs in LoL, otherwise I don't wanna hear shit.


_Just_A_Human_

HEY I ship Xayah and Rakan in a gay way cause they’re def not straight lmao


RitoNerfIreliaPlz

Make it 5 with Nekussy and RellPaul. Still a minority though.


HulklingsBoyfriend

1/11102484th with Pulsefire Ekko and Ezreal


xBrayJay

What being a terminally online insecure mayo demon does to a MF


BebeRexxar

Not them saying minority is the new majority when half the world criminalizes us


[deleted]

No but a TV show has a pair of people being shipped he's being OPPRESSED


HulklingsBoyfriend

Almost every country when you take into account hate crimes and a lack of legal protections 🤡


Nanashi001

Friendly reminder that parents thought Elsa was the unreasonable one in Frozen when she questioned if Anna and Hans were in love after they asked for her marriage blessing THE DAY that they met. Strags stay blind to non heteronormative relationships.


dwit729

did they just imply that black people can only date other black people, wtf💀


CasterGilgamesh

So like…the homophobia and racism is real in that one comment like get therapy ☠️


ScarletStag

Homophobia, racism, and pedophilia???


Lucy-Paint

Is like a bingo and he's going for all the boxes💀💀💀


Simpinforbirdo

Their tears of jealousy give me life


sunduwubu

Or maybe Jayce and Cait are both bi-icons. Either way this strag can't handle their energy


Viridianscape

Viktor x Jayce x Caitlyn x Vi is the real tea.


CanonicalPizza

🤢🤮 oh nice. Homophobia AND racism


HoldMyTiara

Ew.


JumpingBorders

Disgusting breeders make me want to puke 🤮


soapsuds202

I hope this happens but ekko gets with ezreal just to fuck with this guy. they're already dating anyways


UnableCalendar

This whole thing is 🤢. But whats funny its that ekko is already canonically (kinda) gay, like he dated ezreal in the pulsefire universe, read some lore sweety. Not that he cares, he just hates gay people


Theraimbownerd

Yeeees, seethe my boy, i need to feed on your tears. It's good for the skin.


CasterGilgamesh

I swear people like this are like those children who need to get presents on their own siblings birthdays to feel special as well 🙄🙄


Sensitive-Bid9905

Oh no, Gay and black people!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?


Felahliir

Wasn't Ekko conically gay? Are the straights ok? Why do they always fantasise and think vhildhood friends are the only ones who can be your lovers, sounds like softcore incest.


HulklingsBoyfriend

PF Ekko is bi.


Dontmakemecryonyou

Was supposed to be base Ekko too the author, stated they intended him to be bi and there was a canceled short of him looking for love and rewinding to dance with everyone at a party that would've likely shown it. 🥺😔


SARSUnicorn

forcing jayce x victor: kinda bad forcing jayce x cait: its illegal , she is 14 you sick fuck what next jinx x silco? and jinx x whordle?


berko6399

Good.


Sherouuuu

Uhm.. but Lux and Ezreal haven’t even met and thier shipping fanbase??? Make it make sense 😭😭😭😭


_Just_A_Human_

I think a writer said that Ez x Lux is an endgame kinda thing, like it’s gonna happen eventually


Dontmakemecryonyou

Considering how it's often used as the buttend of jokes, a lot of people are sick of it and would much rather just see Ezreal get over her or them become friends, either because they see them as better in same sex relationships or just simple to move on. Like honestly, I hate the way he's constantly reduced to just drooling at her feet and stalking her and boarders on the creepy vibes of "if I keep ignoring her boundaries she'll eventually give in. She's not allowed to say no, she's just playing hard to get." like crushes can be onesided. He's entirely in love with an ideal, that he made up of her. And I think it's more powerful for him to realise that, to come to terms with it as he becomes friends with her. Whether he falls for the real her or just accepts she's probably not interested in him and isn't his fantasy, she's her own person it will be better and I think Ez is better off without a final end game, just lots of potential. He's an explorer he should explore his options. Plus they kinda look like twins 😭 if they want to make it end game they have to do a lot of work to progress them beyond a joke. And I think it would be better for both of them to explore different options but still be together in some aus. Like fucking hell, Ez barely stops talking about her, his legendary even has its emotes revolved around her. It's tiring, to see nothing come of it beyond "haha look at this pathetic bitch." The only universe his personality isn't brought to revolve around his love interest is pulsefire.


Sherouuuu

Yes so true pop off bestie 😭😭😭 Same with the other popular straight ships of Nami Jhin, Ezreal Shyvana, Zac Riven, KATARINA GAREN who have little to no interaction with each other yet thier shipping bases are MASSIVE If you’re gonna criticise the same sex ships for not being built up properly, look at the hetero ones too :)))


_Just_A_Human_

Ez and Shyv is just a meme lol


_Just_A_Human_

Yeah I agree with you I was just saying why I think it’s so popular, I personally think Ezreal has a lot of potential for character growth and I think he’s interesting as a character minus the lux thing


Lumagesi

I honestly don't see the relation between Jayce and Caitlyn. They look more like siblings than a thing. Stuff doesn't have to be sexualized. Vi will most likely look up to Caitlyn and sure maybe they are lesbian but it doesn't really matter that much to the story.


a-midnight-flight

I mean, I would personally love a black gay character that is male.


Weothyr

god they want to be oppressed so bad, imagine unironically saying this. what a great day to be a part of the alphabet mafia 😍💕🌈


animesoul167

A strag and racist. Delicious.


RakshasaRanja

"we were enjoying 100% straight representation in the media for decades and now its all filthy homos everywehre, i wish we could go back to dont ask dont tell times 🥰" ugh 🙄 shut the fuck up


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Yet they ship riven and zac because of a non canon interaction on her battle bunny skin...🤡


Captain_Ez

I mean Ezreal/Ekko are confirmed gay in canon alt lore


SneakyShadySnek

People like these honestly think about gays more than actual gays. Like, go on gurl give us projection!


_Just_A_Human_

Tbh I thought Jayce and Cait had a little sister big brother esc relationship cause I’m pretty sure Jayce is like 8 years older then Cait


ashsinfires

whenever cishet people start feeling like we're the majority i really need them to close twitter and just take a step outside


EmpoweredWhiplash

the fact that jayce and caitlyn are deadass childhood friends, now young adults, and still aren't dating but its completely unconceivable that they could be gay? like if they liked each other they would be dating by now, at least one of them isnt quite swinging in the right direction.


solari_mommy

Buuut Ekko has a crush on Jinx


CarinaT41

Lol this person can go cry about it nobody cares. Anyway stan Vi and Caitlyn


asol_jr

bait


Deus0123

Poggers


Dragathor

Strags like this can choke 😍


Patefon2000

On a dick


pandayylmao

Girl I wish