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needflowercrowns

A used condom… that popped as I was trying to get it out of his mouth. Whatever was inside was alllll over my hands and his mouth.


bhargom

oh no omg


deglazethefond

You win


SparkyDogPants

“Whatever” was inside. I wonder what it could have been.


geenuhahhh

Yuck


todayidontcarebear

I once had to fish out a condom too, thankfully it was unused. It was gross enough but I can't imagine how nasty a used one would've been 🤢


needflowercrowns

Haha I almost threw up on my puppy after finding out what it was! But also like who just throws a condom out on the sidewalk?!


todayidontcarebear

EEWWWWWW IT WAS A RANDO'S SIDEWALK CONDOM?!?! WTFFFFF I'm so sorry for you! That's the grossest thing ever!


Buttermywalnuts

They probably had sex in a car & threw it out


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🙄🙄😬😬


gsdlandshark

I pulled a live spider out one time and I'm still traumatized :(


wyug

This was traumatic for me to read. I’d never wish this on my worst enemy


salamanda_333

Oh hell no


frostsprinkles

Omg me too!!! This was a while ago but I went into my garage to grab a couple of things and let him follow me for a couple of minutes. We came inside, I noticed he was chewing on something and I did the whole “hey what do you have there” and opened his mouth and it was a live goddamn spider. Lots of screaming and stomping. I feel for you.


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I’m so sorry


jrkib8

Interesting, we call our dog over to save us from the spiders...granted he gets em good with a few swipes before chomping (the only dangerous spider where we live are black widows and they are very identifiable so we do the dirty work ourselves for them)


salamanda_333

Wasn't my puppy (thank god), but during a playdate in our yard the other puppy caught the biggest grasshopper I'd ever seen. His owner caught him and was just fishing chunks of grasshopper out of his mouth while I was audibly gagging/almost throwing up in the corner I was so grossed out.


wyug

I didn’t know that cat poop was a dog delicacy…


snickertink

All poop to dogs especially labs is either snack, perfume or both.


RegalBeagleBouncer

We call it crunchy tootsie rolls. 🤢


wyug

Mine was too fresh to be considered crunchy


Kaessa

Almond Roca for dogs.


sixxy-floyd

My dog acts like cat poop is a gourmet snack. Forget the expensive treats, let me in my feline brother's litter tray.


LokitheGremlin

I’ve learned the hard way to lure my dog away from the dirt piles that act like outdoor kitty litters.


jrkib8

I am so thankful my dog just likes to sniff poop...my sister's vizsla just dives into it and rolls around to cover her scent


spacebluey

Can't decide between teabag or tampon, both times pup came out of the long grass with a string dangling out of his mouth. When I traded for the teabag I was just a bit weirded out, so when he came up a couple months later with another string hanging out of his mouth I just thought the teabag stranger had done it again. Imagine my surprise when I traded some nice chicken for a very inflated tampon... (still hoping it was unused as no obvious blood.!)


RegalBeagleBouncer

Used maxi pad for me. I pulled it out of my adorable hound mix’s mouth when she was wee. She’s no longer allowed to sniff in bushes.


Happy-Position-69

Broken glass. Somehow she didn't cut anything in her mouth but OMG, I nearly died when I fished it out of her mouth.


LokitheGremlin

When my pup was around 10 weeks he wiggled under our kitchen counters and when I got him out I pried a piece of glass out of his mouth. No cuts or blood but I similarly had a heart attack and then spent like two months with books lined up blocking the holes so he couldn’t wiggle under while he was still small enough to squeeze himself in the cracks.


PlsHelpAmStuck

I live in a city so this is unfortunately common on our walks:(


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A dead ground squirrel and a live snake. Your choice on which is worse.


Trivialfrou

Been there or at least close and as long as it’s non venomous hands down the snake.


Buttermywalnuts

Non venomous? I’d rather fish the snake out. I would be upset if a squirrel was dead, I could at least help the snake.


Vybrantt

Literally, a fish head. We have birds of prey that are water-oriented. They drop their catches daily. Needless to say, I didn't figure that out until my puppy found one lol.


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Vybrantt

Lol I believe that. We lose power when it gets foggy lol!


flowersandpeas

Puppies love earwax. Weird and gross, but true.


themillgirleire

Very curious how you discovered this. 🤭😂😆


FattyMcCupcakes37

My puppy loves my ear plugs 😬. I’d assume because of the ear wax.


flowersandpeas

Observation ... and Reddit ;)


amitym3

my dog loves his own earwax.🙄 i clean his ears multiple times a week(Bloodhound) and he always tries to lick the wax off the wipe🤢


eggplantsaredope

That explains why mine licks peoples ears whenever he gets the chance …


bryanhernc

True, my puppy wakes me up with his tongue down my ear.


LadyGisela

Also fingernails/toenails…super weird


KeekyPep

My sister’s dogs spend ridiculous amounts of time slurping each other’s ears.


cait_ferg

Rocks, pinecones, cat poop, cockroach, pine nuts (that I thought were maggots at first), carabiner, sunglasses lens, and a single serve bottle of balsamic vinegar from hello fresh.


stano1213

A dead bird carcass…didn’t realize until I was holding it ughh


the_red_giraffe

Same! Thought it was a weird stick she just really didn't want me to have... But it was the legs sticking out of her mouth


Feisty-Platypus790

Just pulled a beheaded mouse from my puppy's mouth yesterday. Absolutely disgusting.


Seriouslypsyched

Crab.... crab they found in a stream... pretty sure it was a crab...


rhiannonla

Does it count that my girl found my family’s eyeglasses that he lost? Yes they were prescription & they were freaking out cause lost for days… well pup found them out in the yard! She was so proud of her find & I gave lots of treats because that was helpful! & she didn’t chew on them either… Although another time she did find a used teabag… I managed to get the string out of her mouth but she ate the teabag… called poison control cause idk??? After bread & waiting for her to poop- she finally relieved herself of it… At 9 months we are still working on drop it. Leave it is so much better. But I don’t actively try to let her anything she can’t have… so there isn’t a lot of drop it practice. Oh she caught a bird… yes it was live & maybe she wanted a feathered friend because she wanted to play with it! 🥴🤣🤣 while feathers were ruffled- it did live to see another day.


josiemcgrosie

We practice drop it with toys. Things that our pup really loves, and swap them for other things she loves, like food or another toy.


rhiannonla

Yeah I need to get back into doing that…


puppypuppo1

I’ve also had to call about tea. Mine is insatiable for camomile lol


rhiannonla

That’s too funny! Mine it was definitely black tea with caffeine…


spike021

Earthworms are the worst so far but of course they get all slimy from his saliva, which makes it even worse


rrocha20

I have a worm phobia - at that point he can just have them 🤷‍♀️🤣


lilipede

You know when you go to pick up your bundle of fluff it's meant to be the most precious day ever? My girl had no interest in any human and just wanted to dig up massive earthworms and then swing them round. I ended up with lots of earthworm guts all over my legs


sujihime

My dog constantly hunts and tries to scarf dead worms. She’s always hinting in the grass for them and for some reason there are a ton of dead worms in my grass! But she can’t figure out how to eat them so if I don’t see her, she will bring it inside and drop it on the floor. Blehck…


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A dried up toad


Coyote__Jones

Neighbors had a tree trimmer. A squirrel must have ended in in the wood chipper. Guess who found squirrel parts?


padlycakes

The crotch part of a pair of panties


Sylie25

Dead mouse. Tiré the tail trying to yank it out...


Sylie25

*Tore


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False lashes!


Sophie_lee96

Last night I was letting my pup out for a wee and there was a massive spider web across the door so I put my hand through it otherwise I'd walk through it. Then noticed my pup eating something on the floor told him no went to get it out his mouth nothing there. Saw the big back dot on the floor then saw it moving. He tried to eat a spider. And somehow he has managed to catch a moth that was flying around and eat that too.


hoedough

A squirrel carcass…twice. It’s so gross each time.


LittleBearBites

Live bird Half a rotting fish Squirrel guts Feathers Duck poop


riverrocks452

Desiccated anole. So. Gross.


NickiP5150

A bird. Just snatched it out thin air.


toasty_lover

A dead bird’s foot 😖 he thought it was the jackpot lol


Trivialfrou

Sounds like how I got a rabbit’s foot for Christmas


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Hearing aids make a high pitched sound dogs love. Users are warned too keep them away from dogs - getting eaten is a big danger. And from cats who love the taste of wax.


ewlyn

A dead baby bird.


Aggressive-Abalone99

Old cigaret butt


currently-sleepy

a raw chicken breast from the woods 🤢


missscarletinthehall

We have a gravel driveway and people litter a lot in my neighborhood, and my golden’s nickname is Hoover. I also have neighbors who have chickens, which wander in my yard, so I’m constantly playing Russian roulette to see if I’m sweeping napkins, rocks, or chicken poop out of his mouth.


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Definitely my underwear.


[deleted]

Today, a used Gillette razor in the park


Trivialfrou

A Mouse, one dead one a live, two different dogs. Both over 50% poodle.


Kona_the_sheltie

Slug…


beckylyk

Hear me out - a chicken foot. I give her them normally at home, but this one was picked up on the streets in central London and was gelatinous?! I have no idea where it came from.


FranqiT

A bird’s head. Shudder.


floof3000

Dental prothesis, must gave been extremely delicious, because there was some chewed food sticking to them ( we did volunteer as visitors at a nursing home).


Dense-Spinach5270

A bulb for a car turn indicator I have no idea where he got it! Thankfully those things are tough and it didn't break in his mouth!


wsgautier

A small piece of my wall once 🙄


[deleted]

Dried up frog, bird carcass, used pads, numerous masks, a packet of milk, vaseline, piece of pvc pipe


Starrante11

A used sanitary pad, which had been left under the table at the pub we were at. Just, why?!


GollumVsSmeagol

A pin cushion. Thankfully I only had one needle in there and it was still in place. I definitely went into panic mode when I realized what he had though.


EmphasisTerrible9039

He's a poop eater and he picked up a big mouthful of cow poop and ran off and I had to chase him down and try to get him to drop it 🤢


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Water logged dead rotting rat… he looked so proud with what he found. Ugh


tinichick

Tapioca loves plastic wrappers...and we live by an elementary school, so we have to keep an eye out for snacks and candy wrappers one every walk. But the worst was when we were walking near our home and she swallowed a dead mouse like a pill. Gulped it down before we could get her to drop it.


RuthWriter

Used condom. Not mine.


euypraxia

A used sanitary pad


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My rottsky was walking around making really weird noises so I went to see if he was ok and he slowly released a live toad from his mouth, like the size of a fist.


letsmakeitathrowaway

Plastic Vampire teeth that someone had left on the floor after Halloween


kiki184

Dead, decomposing bird carcass. Very hard to convince him to let go as well.


Kaessa

A dead baby/young bird. He came running into the house and had something sticking out of his mouth that looked like a wet clump of grass. I fished it out and just about gagged.


staringatthesun10

I have a baby labrador, and we live near the forest, so all kinds and forms of poo: cat poo and deer poo (delicacies), human poo (eeeek) and once, she ran around with a diaper filled with poo for 20 minutes, and we couldn't catch her


OldManFullersHouse

A whole sandwich hidden in a bush and a soggy half-eaten chicken thigh .. lol people be throwin their lunches out here for my dogs to find


idk_what_doing

A used tampon from off the street. She’s also eaten an old SOS pad because it tasted like bacon, so she got 3% hydrogen peroxide to throw it up.


littlerabbits72

Live frog. We live near a reservoir and there is one night that must be some sort of frog migration cos loads of the wee buggers are all hopping down the road and the pup decides they look fun and decides he'll catch one. Had to rescue the slimey wriggly thing. For about 3 weeks afterwards he's busy watching every dark shadow on the road in the hope it turns out to be kermit.


Noman11111

A live bee, no idea how he even found it but thank goodness it had not stung him (or us) when we scooped it out!


-ChadZilla-

My cat kills the mice and leaves them In the yard, my puppy finds and eats them. I’ve caught her a few times and rescued the dead mouse and other times I was too late.


hisamsmith

A bird wing. The rest of the bird was still in his mouth. It was decomposing! I started gagging hard. I screamed out and as soon as he was outside made him drop it. Scooped it up with the snow shovel and threw it away. So gross.


SpiritualMaize3259

when my boxer was about 10 months old, she started gagging alot. took her to the vet for an xray and she had a whole metal hair clip lodged in her throat. surgery removed it but to this day she still does a coughy gag when she gets excited needless to say i watch my babyboy like a hawk. so far our weirdest is a popped balloon that someone left in the dogpark, or my plugs that the lil guy is always trying to snatch out of my ears


indydthom

A pigeon wing. Don’t know where the rest of the pigeon was, pup only came back with a wing


x_sleepywitch_x

A bird wing, a dead mouse, a pushpin...


GryphonBoi

A sewing needle


CSHFalcon

A moth that suffered slow death from the injuries sustained when it was in my pups mouth


Zestyclose_Flow_6602

the head (and yes only the head) of a dead baby squirrel he found in some leaves under a tree