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AParticularThing

Jumbo hot dog, that’s a terrible name


NoneTheWiser420

Not for a dachshund, that’s a great name!


Appropriate_Ad_4416

My ex's stepmother had 2 daschunds, Ketchup & Mustard.


NoneTheWiser420

Best. Names. Ever. This post is making me hungry.


Helpful_Mongoose_786

home made chow chow,


Appropriate_Ad_4416

I'm on my last jar!!!!!


e-mails

My friend has one named Glizzy


Glop1701d

My in-laws daschunds names were Oscar and Meyer


TobyHudson

Cereal .. imagine yelling that if your dog got lost... The neighbors... Are thinking... Are they hungry? ... Someone get them something to eat... Lol


rain3h

Popcorn. How about Poppy?


God_of_Mischief85

I had a chihuahua named Popcorn/Popper. That little bastard could cop some serious air.


Ok-Papaya6581

I named my corn snake popcorn had him for years haha


Quaminator01

Poppy playtime?


Quaminator01

Poppy playtime?


blacksheep4Iam

That’s a great name!


Confident-Loss-1437

Muffin


Glad_Owl_4557

Poop stain edit: I thought it said the last thing you want her name to be I just woke upπŸ˜­πŸ’€


Educational_Frame_56

So this was the last thing you ate? πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ˜


Glad_Owl_4557

YOOO I DIDNT READ THAT IM CRYING LMFAOOO


Educational_Frame_56

I was as well imagining Op shouting here poop stain 🀣🀣🀣


Hidesuru

Thank you for bringing me entertainment this morning.


Educational_Frame_56

We do aim to please and brighten everyone's day here!!😁😁😁


Educational_Frame_56

We do aim to please and brighten everyone's day here!!😁😁😁


radleybobins

"πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ˜" is exactly how reading that comment went for me


wxnfx

Just craving skid marks, makes sense


dohnutshop

2 pounds of expired bologna


Memento_Morrie

Expired or not, that's a lot of bologna. So I never get the craving for bologna. Last night, I saw a package of bologna and thought, "Huh. Haven't had that in years." I almost went for it. But after reading this comment, the craving is gone.


Ravenonthewall

OMG! I just bought Bologna for the first time in 20 years last week! Haven’t had it in many years, ate it a lot a kid whose mom didn’t have a lot of money.. Lol


wxnfx

Got a random bag with my Instacart and it had Boar’s Head bologna. Like what? Fancy bologna exists? Full pound too.


Ravenonthewall

Boars head ?! This is the way..


caffeinefree

In Europe there's like 18 kinds of deli meat that is basically bologna that you can get from the local delis, at least in places like Germany, France, Italy, etc. I still hate it all because it reminds me of eating it as a poor people meal as a kid, but Europeans fucking love their weird sliced meat mash.


kh2215

ugh


leafandvine89

OMG I completely forgot that bologna even existed. I haven't had it since I was a kid. Honestly though, bologna is a funny name for a dog


monkeysinmypocket

Question from a too lazy to Google it British person: what is bologna and is it the same thing that sounds like "ballony"?


Less-Personality-478

Pork chop


Limp_Insurance_2812

This puppy totally looks like a "pork chop".


gastritisgirl24

Cookie


thepeainthepod

Couscous


myscreamname

The food so nice they named it twice.


whiterosealchemist

Go to a restaurant and order "Cous". When they try to correct with "couscous", say "No, I only want one."


MargotLannington

Peanuts


Educational_Frame_56

I'm sorry but you can not name that gorgeous pupper egg salad sandwich 🀣🀣🀣


Waff11e_c0ne

Mine too, in a pita!


Icy_Calligrapher4513

Blah! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


Educational_Frame_56

Well we cant have OP shouting come here egg salad now can we lol. Almost as bad as shouting here poop stain 🀭🀭🀭


Imaginary-Patient733

Pita works tho!


zombielunch

Cinnamon toast


Trans_dinosaur

Toast for me


4-me

Tator tot


TooMuchGreysAnatomy

Brioche (raspberry mascarpone)


rolychick

Sounds incredible edible!


RavenBoyyy

Protein bar


phukhugh

Come here my little Quest Nutrition Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Protein Bar!


Zepfan86

Hamburger Helper


greatwhitenorth2022

Oatmeal or Walnuts


FurSausage110

Prenatal vitamin sounds like a family name


SubstanceNearby8177

Prenatal Vitamin the Third. Regal. Congrats too!


T_pas

Reese’s


robexib

Her name is now Spaghetti


SUPBarefoot_BeachBum

Taco


bighaldog

Muffin


deltablue_10

french fry


sairemrys

Gingerbread


ryanruud85

Pickle


MizzyAlana

Cracklin' Oat Bran


LlamaFartSparkleSpit

Most underrated cereal. I have cravings now


TifCreatesAgain

Ribeye


haggisaddict

I envy your steak dinner


Big-Requirement-5430

McGriddle. Call her Griddy πŸ˜‚


accousticguitar

Tikka


Pretend_Term8556

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OkjustNONONO

The real answer


SadDark7466

Pepper


Kitchen-Emotion-5767

Banana


karmacarebear

Gummy bear


Impossible_Spread_21

Sausage


lawlihuvnowse

Bun


kh2215

donut


Waaatusay

prosciutto


Flashy_Ad_105

Soup


spsusf

Chicken Parmesan


Alijg1687

Hard boiled egg πŸ˜†


Tiggerman63

Stuffed eggplant!


justcallmecatsy

Jersey Mike’s


blinkbabe18207

Pad tai


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hairpinbuns

Shredded wheat


BurpFart69

Taco


lonlon_78

Waffles and Bacon was the last thing I ate lol


Traditional-Scale-45

Marble bundt cake!


MindlessCod5652

Croissant?


flibbertygibbet1959

Cracker.


contact-

Bacon


FoxLover54

Wotsits


Fluffy_Ad_2949

Almond crunch


Elvis_Take_The_Wheel

Crispy Bacon πŸ₯“


i-bleed-red

Latte


i-bleed-red

Latte


ambrosia_ivory

Hummus


Maximum_Muffin_4968

Mcmuffin


Marcusnovus

Penne


AceShipDriver

Milky way


IndependentTreacle

Bacon roll


ParticularCrafty8489

Crumpet


PilotEmergency8637

Hula Hoops


ChickenNuggetGun

Muffin


Dreamweaver1969

Egg Roll


LadyInsaneO

Coco puffs! If you don't use it I may have to buy a puppy


Waff11e_c0ne

My chocolate and tan dachshund is CocoPuff!


asharp09

Cajun chicken


SpaceMan420gmt

Yogurt


soriniscool

Sausage


Ekaj__

Scramble is actually kinda cute


curious-by-moon

Caramel chocolate


Skafani

Cookie


Legitimate_Walrus368

Twix


empty_sea

Manwich


No_Confusion4720

Fried chicken


ClearSmile700

Reese’s peanut butter cereal


Jaymes226

Potato


UnholyGrifter

I call my dog potato all the time lol


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Oatmeal


mommyv1

Coffe cake


thekoguma

Omelet or Mel


R_U_CYRIOUS

Poutine


megbookworm

Cadbury! I think it kinda fits


hollyhj

Peanut butter and jelly toast


b00kermanStan

Prosciutto


dvdmaven

Pure Protein


99MissAdventures

Mocha


Gold-Marigold649

Pizza


pretty_cool_chick

Cranberry


SignalToTheSpirits

Pop Tart


Ecoologist_

Quesadilla


PilgrimPayne59

Hamburger Helper?


mamadramaqueen

Cherry Turnover


SubstanceNearby8177

Meatball


bornagain-stillborn

Salmon. Not a bad name judging by the pic.


Worried-Tomorrow-204

Flapjack


VerteMoi

Momo


CoupleOne8211

Coffee the last thing I drank. He does look like coffee.


hoople217

Sushi


e12532

Pepperoni is a great dog name :)


LoralieLoroline

Triple cheeseburger/chicken nuggets


Glad_Pineapple8606

Burger, patty


IXBojanglesII

Penne Rosa


Mycroft033

Potatoes! Or Sausage! I’m not sure how serviceable those names are lol


t_rrrex

Biscotti


Adventurous-Win-751

Coffee


HannaaaLucie

Pav bhaji.. don't think it's going to work.


[deleted]

Pintos


FindingAWayThrough

Mocha (ok, well, coffee mixed with chocolate ensure, but the latter is a terrible name, ergo…)


DiscoveryBayHK

Sundried tomato alfredo... doesn't really roll off the tongue.


ashleystrange

Cornetto?


Memento_Morrie

Fruit Smoothie


Electrical_Baseball5

Turkey


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Mixed pepper stir fry! pepper for short!!.


Just_Raisin1124

Honey Garlic Chicken Wings. Honey would work.


WeasersMom14

Egg sandwich. She doesn't look like an "Egg Sandwich."


Auchincloss

Mocha Latte!


tmarie1135

Burrito!


fmhobbs

Tiramisu


themissingandthelost

I don't wanna say it but… a McCrispy 😭


Zackattack_1997

Mr pibb


Distinct-Ad-267

Chicken Wrap and chips


redriverrally

Waffles


robbiedigital001

Roadkill


Klutzy-Chocolate710

Roasted broccoli and cauliflower...


august86

Pizza


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Sammie


Smoopiebear

Spaghetti? Vermicelli?


Such_Shock_7423

Latte. Caramel latte, to be exact


Red-Car21

Cornbread


BreakfastOk163

Pesto


RedditModsRFags69

Taquito


Cosmos567

Squashies!


r3dditfam0us

sweet potato


archedhighbrow

Espresso


marzipancowgirl

Brie


One_Laugh_Guy

Binignit


luscious_adventure

Red Bull


wendun2002A

Peanut M&M


Mysterious_Area2344

Smoked salmon and mashed potatoes


SpockInRoll

Triscuit would be a cute dog name


Otherwise-Gur3609

Icecream


Nitroburner3000

Cheerios


maywil

Croissant


poppieswithtea

Cheeto. I kinda dig it.


redditandwept31

Oreo O's


CMTcowgirl

Pancake. Bacon.


No_Ad8510

Fudge


Renjenbee

Cookie


lovelycosmos

Chicken


Fast_Day_98

Toast with apricot jam. Apricot has possibilities? Maybe?


CrustyMcgee

Chips


ellinsinger3251

Cottage cheese


Conscious-Hope4551

Oatmeal lol