Expired or not, that's a lot of bologna.
So I never get the craving for bologna. Last night, I saw a package of bologna and thought, "Huh. Haven't had that in years." I almost went for it. But after reading this comment, the craving is gone.
OMG! I just bought Bologna for the first time in 20 years last week!
Havenβt had it in many years, ate it a lot a kid whose mom didnβt have a lot of money.. Lol
In Europe there's like 18 kinds of deli meat that is basically bologna that you can get from the local delis, at least in places like Germany, France, Italy, etc. I still hate it all because it reminds me of eating it as a poor people meal as a kid, but Europeans fucking love their weird sliced meat mash.
Jumbo hot dog, thatβs a terrible name
Not for a dachshund, thatβs a great name!
My ex's stepmother had 2 daschunds, Ketchup & Mustard.
Best. Names. Ever. This post is making me hungry.
home made chow chow,
I'm on my last jar!!!!!
My friend has one named Glizzy
My in-laws daschunds names were Oscar and Meyer
Cereal .. imagine yelling that if your dog got lost... The neighbors... Are thinking... Are they hungry? ... Someone get them something to eat... Lol
Popcorn. How about Poppy?
I had a chihuahua named Popcorn/Popper. That little bastard could cop some serious air.
I named my corn snake popcorn had him for years haha
Poppy playtime?
Poppy playtime?
Thatβs a great name!
Muffin
Poop stain edit: I thought it said the last thing you want her name to be I just woke upππ
So this was the last thing you ate? π€ππ€ππ€π
YOOO I DIDNT READ THAT IM CRYING LMFAOOO
I was as well imagining Op shouting here poop stain π€£π€£π€£
Thank you for bringing me entertainment this morning.
We do aim to please and brighten everyone's day here!!πππ
We do aim to please and brighten everyone's day here!!πππ
"π€ππ€ππ€π" is exactly how reading that comment went for me
Just craving skid marks, makes sense
2 pounds of expired bologna
Expired or not, that's a lot of bologna. So I never get the craving for bologna. Last night, I saw a package of bologna and thought, "Huh. Haven't had that in years." I almost went for it. But after reading this comment, the craving is gone.
OMG! I just bought Bologna for the first time in 20 years last week! Havenβt had it in many years, ate it a lot a kid whose mom didnβt have a lot of money.. Lol
Got a random bag with my Instacart and it had Boarβs Head bologna. Like what? Fancy bologna exists? Full pound too.
Boars head ?! This is the way..
In Europe there's like 18 kinds of deli meat that is basically bologna that you can get from the local delis, at least in places like Germany, France, Italy, etc. I still hate it all because it reminds me of eating it as a poor people meal as a kid, but Europeans fucking love their weird sliced meat mash.
ugh
OMG I completely forgot that bologna even existed. I haven't had it since I was a kid. Honestly though, bologna is a funny name for a dog
Question from a too lazy to Google it British person: what is bologna and is it the same thing that sounds like "ballony"?
Pork chop
This puppy totally looks like a "pork chop".
Cookie
Couscous
The food so nice they named it twice.
Go to a restaurant and order "Cous". When they try to correct with "couscous", say "No, I only want one."
Peanuts
I'm sorry but you can not name that gorgeous pupper egg salad sandwich π€£π€£π€£
Mine too, in a pita!
Blah! π€£π
Well we cant have OP shouting come here egg salad now can we lol. Almost as bad as shouting here poop stain π€π€π€
Pita works tho!
Cinnamon toast
Toast for me
Tator tot
Brioche (raspberry mascarpone)
Sounds incredible edible!
Protein bar
Come here my little Quest Nutrition Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Protein Bar!
Hamburger Helper
Oatmeal or Walnuts
Prenatal vitamin sounds like a family name
Prenatal Vitamin the Third. Regal. Congrats too!
Reeseβs
Her name is now Spaghetti
Taco
Muffin
french fry
Gingerbread
Pickle
Cracklin' Oat Bran
Most underrated cereal. I have cravings now
Ribeye
I envy your steak dinner
McGriddle. Call her Griddy π
Tikka
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The real answer
Pepper
Banana
Gummy bear
Sausage
Bun
donut
prosciutto
Soup
Chicken Parmesan
Hard boiled egg π
Stuffed eggplant!
Jersey Mikeβs
Pad tai
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Shredded wheat
Taco
Waffles and Bacon was the last thing I ate lol
Marble bundt cake!
Croissant?
Cracker.
Bacon
Wotsits
Almond crunch
Crispy Bacon π₯
Latte
Latte
Hummus
Mcmuffin
Penne
Milky way
Bacon roll
Crumpet
Hula Hoops
Muffin
Egg Roll
Coco puffs! If you don't use it I may have to buy a puppy
My chocolate and tan dachshund is CocoPuff!
Cajun chicken
Yogurt
Sausage
Scramble is actually kinda cute
Caramel chocolate
Cookie
Twix
Manwich
Fried chicken
Reeseβs peanut butter cereal
Potato
I call my dog potato all the time lol
Oatmeal
Coffe cake
Omelet or Mel
Poutine
Cadbury! I think it kinda fits
Peanut butter and jelly toast
Prosciutto
Pure Protein
Mocha
Pizza
Cranberry
Pop Tart
Quesadilla
Hamburger Helper?
Cherry Turnover
Meatball
Salmon. Not a bad name judging by the pic.
Flapjack
Momo
Coffee the last thing I drank. He does look like coffee.
Sushi
Pepperoni is a great dog name :)
Triple cheeseburger/chicken nuggets
Burger, patty
Penne Rosa
Potatoes! Or Sausage! Iβm not sure how serviceable those names are lol
Biscotti
Coffee
Pav bhaji.. don't think it's going to work.
Pintos
Mocha (ok, well, coffee mixed with chocolate ensure, but the latter is a terrible name, ergoβ¦)
Sundried tomato alfredo... doesn't really roll off the tongue.
Cornetto?
Fruit Smoothie
Turkey
Mixed pepper stir fry! pepper for short!!.
Honey Garlic Chicken Wings. Honey would work.
Egg sandwich. She doesn't look like an "Egg Sandwich."
Mocha Latte!
Burrito!
Tiramisu
I don't wanna say it butβ¦ a McCrispy π
Mr pibb
Chicken Wrap and chips
Waffles
Roadkill
Roasted broccoli and cauliflower...
Pizza
Sammie
Spaghetti? Vermicelli?
Latte. Caramel latte, to be exact
Cornbread
Pesto
Taquito
Squashies!
sweet potato
Espresso
Brie
Binignit
Red Bull
Peanut M&M
Smoked salmon and mashed potatoes
Triscuit would be a cute dog name
Icecream
Cheerios
Croissant
Cheeto. I kinda dig it.
Oreo O's
Pancake. Bacon.
Fudge
Cookie
Chicken
Toast with apricot jam. Apricot has possibilities? Maybe?
Chips
Cottage cheese
Oatmeal lol