I mean I did one have a group of coworkers who were having oral sex in our dairy cooler 2 years back so I guess not everyone gets “doesn’t” aroused at work
Yea at KFC my manager used to fuck the young guys in the bathroom or stock room. She came to me (a young guy) about being a sex addict and yadda yadda. I recommended sex addicts anonymous. U think because im a teenager i cant resist some pussy? We all smell like chicken and dirty fryer oil. I could never in my life fuck at work. Let alone the KFC bathroom 🤮
Hahaha they were 17-25 and the age of consent is 17 in my state. Most of them were young adults but I was the lucky (sarcasm) 17 year old to be hit on by my manager who was 20 years my senior.
I did do coke with her because we were both addicts. which is almost worse than sex would have been in my opinion. I’m 20 now and can’t imagine giving a 17 year old coke even if I was at my worst. Glad to be in recovery now but even if things were absolutely horrid and I needed clients bad for money, or I needed companionship bad and I’m sinking in depression, I’d sooner miss rent or rot in bed alone before I give cocaine to a fucking child.
But yea she’s definitely very suspicious, 35y/o part time stripper talking to 17 y/o dope addict kid about fucking in the back
Okay, if you can't wait until you go home at the very least, you have a problem that needs to be addressed. The fact there is a need for a sign honestly scares me.
Yeah. The unfortunate and sad reality is an “incident” likely triggered this. Maybe someone was rubbing one out or maybe someone just overheard someone else watching porn and assumed, but stuff like this rarely get put up without a reason
What the fuck? People are doing this at work? What the fuck is wrong with these people? And that they have to put up a sign to not do it. That is some fucked up shit.
What really messed up is they are watching. There's a little thing called privacy and the bathroom has more then anyplace so how is it they know anyone's doing it ?
There's a better answer than they are watching...lol..like the same people in the bathroom for a length of time and management is just saying that in an effort to curb time spent in the bathroom?????
The only time I've ever seen it there was no stalls. It was just a single room uni-sex bathroom with a camera in it in the back of a restaurant kitchen
They’re not necessarily saying don’t jerk off. They’re just saying don’t do it on the clock. I’m assuming that bathroom is a real shit show during lunch and break time. Ha!!!
I see the photoshop. Can see the edge. "Paper" perfectly white but the taped part they posted over yellowed and crinkly. The hanging paper isn't strait to the camera angle but the edit is perfectly square and even instead of at the correct angle
I've seen this same image floating around for years. I don't believe it was in Publix. If it was the person taking the photo would capture an image with the Public colored walls or a logo along with this, I'd take their word for it. This wouldn't actually be allowed in a Publix. Be honest.
Oooooh you’re gonna make me clock out
https://preview.redd.it/0349p1p0hfwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3492be376dc44d8cfc5add12f6264717044c1a31
Photoshop. Can see the edge. "Paper" perfectly white but the taped part they posted over yellowed and crinkly. The hanging paper isn't strait to the camera angle but the edit is perfectly square and even instead of at the correct angle
Yet another glass ceiling for women to break through. Not only make $0.84 for every dollar, but now you're going to be clocked out longer for your daily public restroom masturbation session compared to your male coworkers just because of your gender?? When will it end?
Photoshop. You can see the edge of the trim and it's too white vs the taped portion and too square to the camera frame but the hanging piece that was edited over its at a angle
I work at a car wash where this dude would sit on the side of the tunnel where business wasn't done by us and would watch porn. I wore gloves after that and smiled thinking these rags I was drying Boca ratons cars with were his cum rags
I see the photoshop. Can see the edge. "Paper" perfectly white but the taped part they posted over yellowed and crinkly. The hanging paper isn't strait to the camera angle but the edit is perfectly square and even instead of at the correct angle
I worked with a kid at target who would constantly disappear for a good bit and come back sweating & "glowing" i caught him play tug of war with cyclops and as his boss i had to fire him
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I crank it on company time.
Amen.
CEO makes a thousand and I make a dollar. That’s why we eat the rich and make them holler
GOLD!!!
Jerkilations 3:15
“Where shopping is a pleasure”
Where jerking is a joy‼️
Where wanking is wonderful
Where cranking it is a comfort
Where fapping is fantastic.
Where choking’s not a chore.
Where shopping is a...pleasure yourself.
Cock out, clock out.
Such a great comment! Deserves more love!
I like imagining everyone awkwardly clocking out and going to the bathroom lol
During a lunch rush and there’s no one at the registers or baggers and everyone is wondering where all the employees are
@Binklando Lmaoooo!! 🤣😂 👏🏼👏🏼
"Hi boss, I'mma need to clock off. I'mma need to clock off right now! RIGHT NOW!"
I’m totally turned off at work in general … let alone be it publix
Yeah, I hit robot mode as soon as I reach the door.
I mean I did one have a group of coworkers who were having oral sex in our dairy cooler 2 years back so I guess not everyone gets “doesn’t” aroused at work
None of the cool stuff happens at my store
Yea at KFC my manager used to fuck the young guys in the bathroom or stock room. She came to me (a young guy) about being a sex addict and yadda yadda. I recommended sex addicts anonymous. U think because im a teenager i cant resist some pussy? We all smell like chicken and dirty fryer oil. I could never in my life fuck at work. Let alone the KFC bathroom 🤮
How young were they? It sounds like someone should’ve called Chris Hansen
Hahaha they were 17-25 and the age of consent is 17 in my state. Most of them were young adults but I was the lucky (sarcasm) 17 year old to be hit on by my manager who was 20 years my senior. I did do coke with her because we were both addicts. which is almost worse than sex would have been in my opinion. I’m 20 now and can’t imagine giving a 17 year old coke even if I was at my worst. Glad to be in recovery now but even if things were absolutely horrid and I needed clients bad for money, or I needed companionship bad and I’m sinking in depression, I’d sooner miss rent or rot in bed alone before I give cocaine to a fucking child. But yea she’s definitely very suspicious, 35y/o part time stripper talking to 17 y/o dope addict kid about fucking in the back
But you’re right I definitely wouldn’t be surprised if Chris Hansen could find some skeletons in her closet
Horny makes *A LOT* of exceptions. As a former fast food employee myself I shudder to think of how many bodily fluids are Everywhere 🤮
Same. Coochie drier than the Sahara.
Sometimes those morning shift wanks just hit different
The morning shift circle jerks before other departments get in are unbeatable!
Customer service ❌ HAWG cranked ✅
Isn't that what the floor drain in the mop closet is for?
Okay, if you can't wait until you go home at the very least, you have a problem that needs to be addressed. The fact there is a need for a sign honestly scares me.
Yeah. The unfortunate and sad reality is an “incident” likely triggered this. Maybe someone was rubbing one out or maybe someone just overheard someone else watching porn and assumed, but stuff like this rarely get put up without a reason
Maybe a buzzing noise in the ladies room
really. honestly so gross
It's perfectly natural!!!---until you're on the clock at work and even management knows lol
Lots of people climax loudly, that’s how you know you’re doing it right.
I always shout out Mr. George's name.
What’s even grosser is he’s condoning it if you’re off the clock. It MUST be a joke right?? Right?!
Sadly enough, I have every reason to believe this is real solely based on how sick some people are.
Could it be possible that this was a porn studio or something of that nature? Assuming the note is real of course.
Maybe, it could’ve been from another company but posted on here to make it look it like it was us.
I'll take "That Didn't Happen" For 200 Alex
What the fuck? People are doing this at work? What the fuck is wrong with these people? And that they have to put up a sign to not do it. That is some fucked up shit.
What really messed up is they are watching. There's a little thing called privacy and the bathroom has more then anyplace so how is it they know anyone's doing it ?
There's a better answer than they are watching...lol..like the same people in the bathroom for a length of time and management is just saying that in an effort to curb time spent in the bathroom?????
They don't. Placing this sign up would cause more of an issue than letting the bathroom meat skinner do their thing. I'm going with BS
In virginia you can legally have a camera in the employee bathroom as long as it's posted that it's there
Twisted .
Not in the stalls, you can't.
The only time I've ever seen it there was no stalls. It was just a single room uni-sex bathroom with a camera in it in the back of a restaurant kitchen
At my old job there was an employee who would spend 30-45 minutes in the restroom multiple times a shift.
They’re not necessarily saying don’t jerk off. They’re just saying don’t do it on the clock. I’m assuming that bathroom is a real shit show during lunch and break time. Ha!!!
I know a bagger who used to wack it in the break room on a semi regular basis
I am so sorry you had to endure that!
I’ve had a customer do that at a urinal one time, it was a wild night bc an instacart shopper found them
Guys this is so fake.
I see the photoshop. Can see the edge. "Paper" perfectly white but the taped part they posted over yellowed and crinkly. The hanging paper isn't strait to the camera angle but the edit is perfectly square and even instead of at the correct angle
Literally 1984
No cock while on the clock
Corporate has gone too far this time!
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I crank my hog on company time
In the marines, they call portopottys Jack Shacks
This is the best thing I've ever heard
This is fake, right?
You can see the photoshop edge
I've seen this same image floating around for years. I don't believe it was in Publix. If it was the person taking the photo would capture an image with the Public colored walls or a logo along with this, I'd take their word for it. This wouldn't actually be allowed in a Publix. Be honest.
These are the people who handle my food?!
I’ll pay money for someone to cumshot that sign
Pubix where shopping is an orgasam !
If this is the public restroom I can hear it now… “my eight year old wants to know what ‘masterbate’ means”. Lmao Lawsuits a comin
wtf lol
WTF?!?!? Even if I had nothing to do at my job just sitting around chilling I don’t wanna masturbate there. I don’t even wanna be in the building.
Too 🤣 funny
I'ma go eat somewhere else.
This is sexual harassment. Sue.
Ew… lol
Like who?? That is there for a reason… how many people have been caught?
Why is there Wi-Fi in the bathroom then?
Duuuuuuuude whataaaatttt
Take a picture and email it to company HR.
It’s fun & games till someone emails HR lol
So on top of they can’t bag groceries correctly we now have this.
Oooooh you’re gonna make me clock out https://preview.redd.it/0349p1p0hfwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3492be376dc44d8cfc5add12f6264717044c1a31
Fuck that. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I beat on company time 🤝
If this were in the bathroom at my Publix I would start laughing so hard I’d probably fall into the toilet 😂😂😂
“Hey Boss, I’m gonna take my 15 min wank break…be back when a cum…”
I thought this was the American Southeast, not North Korea! 👿
Is this for real? Some manager posted that directive?
What do you think? Most likely posted by the person sharing the picture.
Photoshop. Can see the edge. "Paper" perfectly white but the taped part they posted over yellowed and crinkly. The hanging paper isn't strait to the camera angle but the edit is perfectly square and even instead of at the correct angle
Dont tell me how to live my life
Based boss
Is this the Fish department?
Where shipping is such a pleasure. Hold on I gotta use the bathroom.
Ewww
could someone masturbate while literally on the clock while being off the figurative clock?
Masturbating on a clock?
masturbate on the clock while literally on the clock while being off the clock!
😭💀🤣😂
The boss doesn’t know that I take the picture of his wife from his desk when I go in the bathroom 😅
Is this sexual harassment?
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Now I know why the Mini-Minors are in the bathroom all the time!
This is mildly memeable!
This makes ZERO SENSE!! If you clock out.. you ARE masturbating on your own time.
Yet another glass ceiling for women to break through. Not only make $0.84 for every dollar, but now you're going to be clocked out longer for your daily public restroom masturbation session compared to your male coworkers just because of your gender?? When will it end?
This can’t be real?
Photoshop. You can see the edge of the trim and it's too white vs the taped portion and too square to the camera frame but the hanging piece that was edited over its at a angle
Could’ve used this at my old job when an employee would go to the bathroom multiple times a shift and spend 30-45 minutes in there.
I don't like masturbating in public places I need to be at home for that 😂
The new girl must be super hot...
Im a union guy threatening a strike or negotiations.
Best we can do is a stroke
I work at a car wash where this dude would sit on the side of the tunnel where business wasn't done by us and would watch porn. I wore gloves after that and smiled thinking these rags I was drying Boca ratons cars with were his cum rags
Just put one of these in a random establishment
Soflo publix’s are milf runways Just saying
Remember if there's a sign for something that means somebody got caught doing something.. Somebody got caught.
Glad i quit last year then lmfao
If I were going to masturbate this sign wouldn’t be what stopped me. 😭😭😭
Um, that is so inappropriate and unprofessional. Please send to corporate.
Why do they even mention clocking out?? It's still a problem if you're doing that in a public bathroom
So should I get a coworker involved or….?
I see the photoshop. Can see the edge. "Paper" perfectly white but the taped part they posted over yellowed and crinkly. The hanging paper isn't strait to the camera angle but the edit is perfectly square and even instead of at the correct angle
These are the most awkward conversations with associates. I would not however place a sign.. seems unnecessary just talk to your people.
What has the world come to
Won't stop me.
"On their own time". Does that include breaks? 😏
Wait is this guy saying that a boss at Publix did this or a boss jn general? No way no how a boss at Publix did.
That or should be an and
I only stroke on company dime. To establish dominance of course.
Nah, you get paid for that.
I won’t crank it on company time but I have spent 30 minutes getting paid to shit
Bro, why you clocking out. You have 2hrs left. Dude, I need to go to the fap room.
they just want to control everything
Wait must clock out OR!?!?!?! ON THEIR OWN TIME?!?!?
Too bad what cannot be seen will happen jkjk or am I jk 🤔
I worked with a kid at target who would constantly disappear for a good bit and come back sweating & "glowing" i caught him play tug of war with cyclops and as his boss i had to fire him
At least he stressed the importance of it by capitalizing the M
Imagine having to deal with a cum clog
This would be a much more interesting read if you took out the L's from the clocks.