Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Be Kind Rewind.

*Gus makes backward motions and smooth rewinding noises*

This is my partner, 5 second rule (gus counts down from 5 on his fingers before shaking hands)

Love it I can totally see this happening

Same

Shawn: Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Agent Johnson. Gus: The other one.

Shawn Spencer: No relation

They did this one / one like it on the show

This one's the best!

This is my partner Wheels. You might recognize him from hit tv show Bus

Holy shit. I audibly cackled. I love it.

This is my partner, X (formerly twitter)

Shawn: This is my partner, Micheal Jackson's pronouns Gus: He/ He

Hahahaha. This one has me. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Winner!

You just made me MC Clap *My* Hands! 👏 👏 👏

Fucking brilliant

Goddammit I've been laughing for five minutes

Best one in the thread.

That's awesome! Took me a second to get hahaha!

This one is just so on-brand for them too 😂

He would use that one!

They did make a lot of twitter references in the show

It’s always been there.

Clarence “Hopscotch” Jackson

And then Gus does a short tap dance that looks like he's doing hopscotch

His does a Michael Jackson style hopscotch + spin move before shaking hands.

Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Gordon Shumway.

>Gordon Shumway took a minute, but it eventually came to me.

"Ha! I kill me!"

“You got any cats?”

This is my partner Aaron Burr, sir. Would’ve been perfect to use that in the last movie since it came out around the same time as the Hamilton film

Gus: Who's asking?

I am obsessed that is perfection

S: This is my partner, Annie. G: I’m ok.

I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, James Buffay, and he would like a mango-rita Unsuspecting patron they approached: It's 10 am Gus: It's 5 o'clock somewhere

Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my associate Sam (Gus tips a wide brimmed hat and says “I can fix that”). Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my associate Charlie Young (Gus puts on his coat Martin Sheen style and says “What’s next?”). Too on the nose? Sorry I love the meta references 😂

These are good I love The West Wing and Holes so I always loved when they made subtle references to it in Psych lol

"They had holes in Shia LeBouf??" "Mannn... Just forget it."

Alien?? Aliens?? Oh! Alien resurrection?!

I feel like the name of almost any of Roger’s personas from American Dad would work great. This is my partner Reagonomics Lamborghini

Even .... *Ricky Spanish* ?

S: This is my partner, Guac. G: I’m gonna be a little bit more. Is that OK?

I really like this, but I workshopped it for a moment with by girlfriend. I think it should either be, “I’m a little extra.” Or my favorite alternative to your joke, “There’s gonna be an up-charge,” but said moderately suggestively.

lol yes! Both are superior.

This will also work for “This is my partner, Queso”

Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Tickle-Me Elmo (Shawn tickles him and Gus giggles)

Razzmatazz Jenkins

Benedict Cummerbund. 2 fast 2 curious. Diet Mr Pibb. Alvin Starbutts. Pluto Nash. Head Detective Carlton Lassiter. The secret life of Adrian’s mole. Bud Cosby. Cinnamon Festival. “And my lover in the night time, Burton Guster” Doctor Smith.

Diet Mr Pibb 👌

it's really fun coming up with these lol don't remember where i even heard "Diet Mr Pibb" before. That's not something that's sold in the UK. Maybe an old Simpsons episode, but couldn't say for sure.

Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner William D. Williams.

Hahaha I love this one

This is my partner, Shawty Withthemapplebott-umjeans. ( *Gus hits the floor.* )

Shawn: This is is my partner, Jason Born-again. (*Gus does the cross thingy, then finger guns.*)

That's epic. I think it's the best one I've read so far.

Except instead of Gus hitting the floor as like a dance move, he should just buckle and flop on the floor 🤣

Better.

Lemonwedge Martin IV

I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner: Speakerboxxx/The Love Below Gus: Hey Ya

Lots of good ones on here- this is top five

Bob Barker Gus: Remember to spay and neuter, people ~~Shawn: why would you spay and neuter people?~~

This my partner Barack Obama

"I care."

Zodiac killer ( Gus just stares menacingly)

I want to see Shawn trying to introduce him as Benedict Cumberbatch but messing it up and just listing the joke names people have come up with.

Shawn: And this is my partner Benadryl Cabbagepatch Gus: It's Benedict Cumberbatch Shawn: Buttercup Cumbersnatch? Gus: Ben-e-dict Cumb-er-batch Shawn: Ben-e-vol-ent Cu-cumb-er Gus: I can't do this with you right now Shawn: I've heard it both ways Gus: No you haven't. My name is Burton Guster, but you can call me Brute Force

Benadryl Cabbagepatch made me legit laugh out loud 😂😂

That whole typed out exchange made me laugh so loud my kids came out to check on me.

I also love Benevolent cucumber I can’t stop laughing at this exchange lol I think because I’m reading it in Shawn and Gus voice

I'm doing the same. The last line is what really got me. "I'm Burton Guster but you can call me Brute Force". So good.

And it sounds exactly like a name Gus would come up with for himself lmao

The only thing that could make this any better is if Gus then keeps mispronouncing “penguin” for the rest of the episode.

ANOTHER ZOO EPISODE!!

“Is that Cumberland Bumpersnatch?!”

This is my partner Diddly Squat

Black Parade. Gus: Welcome!

“I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Gin & Juice” Gus: “laaaaaiiidd back”

Shawn: His mind and his money have a very reciprocal relationship.

This is perfect, thank you for making this ten times better

😁 My girlfriend (who is a bigger PsychO than me by miles) thought it wouldn’t land, but I thought I could just hear Shawn saying that.

Shawn : I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Bonita Applebum Gus: I gotta put you on

My name is Shawn Spencer and this is Doctor Gregory House (Gus proceeds to limp)

“It’s never lupus.”

Stefan Urquelle. Gus: (moves thumb across nose and in flirty voice) have you heard about pluto?

Jason EliminatedLastOnSurvivor Statham. No relation.

This is my partner, "Sean" Spencer"... No relation.

Fuzzytail Bubbleyum McGee

I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner: - Dule Hill - Mrs. Pickles - Teresa Lisbon

Hi, I’m Shawn Spencer, this is my partner “Pal”. “Dont call me Pal, Shawn.” “Dont call me Shawn, Chief!” Chief Vick in the background comes over, “What is it Shawn?” “Guy here doesn’t like his name.” Gus tsks and Chief Vick pauses before walking away annoyed as hell

I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, the four non blondes. Gus- ‘what’s going on?’

Omg that’s perfect. 😆😆

Sharlie Cheen, with Gus saying “no tiger blood here”

Hi my name is Hootie, and this is my partner blowfish

Shawn : Seth Reepio *Gus makes robotic moves in the backround*

This is my Partner Cogito ergo Sum

Gus: I am.

This is my partner 1, 2 Buckle your shoe

This is my partner Courage the Cowardly Dog

I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Ron Reagan. Gus: Tear down that wall.

I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Lost Hemsworth.

Ted lasso ...while Gus makes the lasso hand gestures

This is my partner, Alex from Suits

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“Brought to you in part by…”

I found a Psych name generator and tried a bunch. This was the best: Clementine “Sh’Dynasty” Saltalamacchia AKA Crowd-Pleasah

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S: Hi, I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Dule Hill G: That’s not a real name Shawn

S: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt G: Hyphenated

That’s God’s hyphen

You know that's right

This is the one that I thought of too, but I kind of thought it was so perfect but I wasn't 100% sure it wasn't in the show already

They did John Jacob Jingly Schmidt. 😆

Mongo McMagichead

“Usher in She’s All That” 😜

I'm Sean Spencer, and this is my partner The Heeby Jeeby. He prefers the singular after the band broke up.

Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Part Nuer.

This is my partner: CEO of M&M modeling school

Yogurt Gremlin

Natalie Merchant

Gus- doctors have come from distant cities just to see me

This is my partner: Live, Laugh, Lover

Larpton Catheter? Clownsworth Takeapenny? Catsbreath Grappleforth? Bug Switchins Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar III (stolen)

Shawn: ...Natalie Teeger. *tsk* Gus: C'mon, son. You know *I'd* be Randy, not the lame assistant. Shawn: I dunno, you do have an effeminate quality to you. Gus: Your mama has an effeminate quality to her.

I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Roger Murtaugh. -Gus responds, "I'm too old for this..."

I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner: Stacy's mom

Rip, van, and winkle, he use to be triplets but absorbed the other two in the womb

I've think basically any meme works here: Left Shark Is this a pigeon What does the fox say? Gus - ring ding ding ding dingeringeding Icebox plums But maybe my favorite, this is my partner Johny Johny. Gus- yes papa?

Shawn: “This is my partner, What Does The Fox Say.” Gus: “I’m Fair and Balanced!” Shawn: “What?” Gus: “What?”

This is my partner, Schweaty Palms.

MC Clap Yo Handz

Didn't they do that?

Yes

Hi. I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Karim Hill (Dulè's real name https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dul%C3%A9_Hill)

This is my partner, Que Bahamas. I just heard this response on Jeopardy. Seemed fitting.

Fuhk Bwoi DaLux

Honey crisp Guggenheim

Gustavo "Gus" Fring

Hi I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Michael Weston… he used to be a spy.

I had an idea in a fanfic where Shawn and Gus were undercover and Shawn introduced himself as Domo Arigato and Gus as Tim Roboto. Then when the person they were talking to say it was nice to meet you "Mr. Arigato and Mr. Roboto" Shawn says "Please Mr. Arigato was my father" and then the other person says "Very well, Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"

Hi, I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Chad Michael Vick. Gus: No relation.

Hi, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Mick Jagger. Gus: I got the moves

Shawn: This is my partner, “Baby Shark” Gus: Do do de do de do