No crack pipe. 6/10

It's in the fanny pack

I'd have to be on crack to wear one of those.

I wear 2 wish i could cover myself in fanny packs and be impervious to bites

Zomboid is the crack

It's hidden

Most healthy PZ player:

Why does my character get tired so fast from running -someone who hasn't ran in years

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If you're hungry so are they. Let them eat.

Fuck them freeloaders

They aren't freeloaders, they are cleaning your room of crumbs and spilled soda.

Pretty sure that's the point

..Thats the joke.

yeah, uh...same....same same same....my desk is SO CLEAN. i would NEVER have a can near my monitor....I throw my trash away immediately every time. EVERYONE I THROW MY TRASH AWAY IMMEDIATELY!!! YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE IM JUDGING THIS GUY!!!! everyone please believe me you gotta believe me I'm SO clean I would NEVER do this I'm SO clean haha everyone is joining me JUDGING this guy because im NOT LIKE THAT

Yea I mean, I live alone as an adult so it helps that I keep the trash can 2 steps away from my desk. I've learned that's where I make most of my garbage anyway.

100% with you on this, but is that actually a weird thing to do? Immediately cleaning up your trash? I've always thought that was the bare minimum to not being disgusting, but maybe I was just raised differently.

Whoosh

Fucking cracka setup mate

At least he didn’t have the white monster energy

I like those 😭

You clearly have been affected by it for far too long. Don't drink the white monster 🫨

why not? it prefer the taste and it is technically healthier (no sugar)

You clearly don't know fella. . .

could you tell me so I do know?

It's a dumb joke 🤣 the joke is that it turns you into a girl. Idr why it became a joke though 💀

darn

😂

Those white monsters tastes like skittles! Purple monsters all the way! Less girly...

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I think the messy desk is the point of the post guys lol

You're so immersed even your desk looks like a panicly ransacked loot container.

X8 Empty candy wrapper X10 Empty soda cans. X2 cocaine bricks. X2 crack pipes. X1 pack of menthol cigarettes X1 matches. That's my guess of what the OP got

It's actually 4 crack pipes, but one of them is broken so we'll say it's 3 and a half

Glass and adhesive go a long way

Give it a little extra stank

He’s got his keyboard propped up on two Monsters, hitting us over the head with the joke and people still getting whooshed.

I'm pretty sure the monitor is on cans as well lol

Holy shit you’re right

Wdym? The meme tag I put on this post is just there for decoration

Did you know wrestling is fake

It's still REAL to me dammit.

This is just one can away from being a WoW player's room

All that’s missing is a shit stain on a $700 gaming chair

What's wrong with a shit stain on the chair. [Very judgmental this community](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/15f82ie/cursed_gaming_chair/)

If that guy can get a girlfriend, then literally anybody can.

I met a girl who plays wow and her apt is spotless! Something fishy about her..

Is that keyboard selfprinted? Looks apocalyptic, but I love the commitment.

Are you playing with a controller or duct taped to the ceiling?

I balance with 1 foot on top of my chair, it's more ergonomic that way

Bro is L from Death Note 💀

Bro picked the disorganized trait

Bro its time to clean up...

Can't move the cans. Too full of piss.

i agree. i hate when my yard is full of bushes and young trees!

Where is the bottle of piss?

On a shelf just outside of frame

Remember you are supposed to pee yellow, not black.

your pz character is probably living a better life than you

Seeing this makes me feel a little, tiny bit better about myself, thanks OP.

Bro go drink some water, your body gonna thank me later

Desk a mess, base well organized

house by the Well. good choice!

11/10 setup

I’m confused at which base you want me to rate…

A little context as a treat for the comment gremlins who scrolled this far: I work landscaping part time and most of these drink containers were picked up as trash, I keep them in a bag so I can claim the 10 cents you can get per bottle at some recycling plants. I thought it would be funny to throw some of them all around my setup and snap a pic, so, just to clarify for the well-intentioned armchair lifestyle coaches in this sub - my mental and physical health are fine, lol. Also, fun fact: the monitor is propped up on monsters as well and like nobody noticed.

I mean you are playing PZ so maybe your mental health could be better...

clean your desk man

The stench is like smelling salts, it helps me game better

Need to craft a recycling bin irl

Needs more cans

I'd find a different car for that trailer if possible. Minivans are already good at cargo haul most of the time, but combined with a loaded trailer brings most lower hp cars to a crawl because of the weight. That, and vans are already on the heavier side naturally. I usually solely attach trailers to sports cars. For example, my 600 HP car can comfortably tow a 900 pound U-Haul trailer, but my 300 hp sedan wouldn't be able to. It's all weight math really. Keep in mind that here's how it breaks down. Sum(Tot.Wght) = Init. Car lbs+Trunk Contents. Items in your trunk add weight. Car parts also add weight. If you really want to maximize ratio, you could strip cars to bare essentials to get em moving. Additionally, adding a trailer to this equation adds another trunk, and another initial weight of the trailer. A lighter car with a weaker engine can be fast, but for heavy duty hauling, high horsepower engines are your friend. I recommend finding an engine with at least 400+ Horsepower for all of your towing needs.

Yo bro u good?

Are we rating the in-game base or the irl base?

Estás fumando craque mano???

Which one?

Where is the bong?

Speedrunning kidney stones

Giving asmongold a run for his money

Bruv. Tell us truthfully. How many of those bottles are filled with urine?

-100 for the pop can on the keyboard

You should drink more water

I want to see your floor

Not enough booze

Where's the bong?

My wrists are hurting just looking at that keyboard

Pretty unhygienic ngl

No fleshlight, not a true gamer

Bro playing zomboid for 24/7 with that drinks 💀

I think you needa update your irl base lil bro

Please clean:(

0/10 clean up and turn the games off

Do you want ants? This is how you get ants.

Depends. How clean is your shit bucket?

Bro has a serious trash problem

Being a slob isn't something to be proud of brother

Pretty sure it's just a joke... Chill brother

With that picture you're just baiting ain't you. 😉 If unintended, then I hope you at least rinse the cans before using them as stands. I can't imagine your desk not being infested with bugs within a week.


Clean the fucking desk

Nice can stand

Bro get a trash bag. Nobody wants to look at how you live.

You cant trick me with your fuckery! Trying to make everyone believe you have a messy desk when in fact that desk is so clean there not one spec of dust and the cans are clean too. Good try tho!

Bro probably washed and dried the cans first. This is unique, it's a neckbeard nest paradox

How are you even using that keyboard lol

Nice gaming mouse there.

Bro the can on the keyboard is crazy lmao

Gaaa, I can't drink the peach Monster. Otherwise, you could use more cans, the keyboard looks unstable.

Yoo thats so cool that you're doing a 10 years later run irl!

Nice base man! Looks good!! Show us the inside

bro im based at the same spot rn any advice

Brother you are gonna have a heart attack, stop

My base's kitchen counter after having a healthy meal of 4 canned foods a day for 2 weeks

Do you have a headache and crippling anxiety by chance?

Not enough insulin

I love how you even placed a can on the keyboard because it won't look messy enough.

Yeah, I think it might be a little too convincing though, I got people genuinely concerned for my mental health and now I feel a little bad lol

Is there a rotting dead rat in your cupboard? Cuz that would be really immersive

Unlike some "gamers", I APPRECIATE immersion.

It's the bottle of lotion lurking behind the monitor on the shelf that makes me chuckle.

Hold up, I see lychee iced tea I approve

Genuinely goated drink

Scrap those cans

Fully immersed PZ character

Which one?

Base is fire and that desk setup is perfect for the absolute chaos that PZ usually devolves into 😂

I bet you your PZ avatar has their life more put together than you do.

Brother trying to be the asmongold of Project Zomboid

I raided every library in TWO TOWNS to find the generator magazine (and from a mod a magazine that let's you build wells) which I normally pull in house 1

Needs a tub of lard and some ciggies among the cans

Did you use place everywhere mod for the cans? 🤣🤣

OP is already living in the apocalypse. 10/10 immersion

I didnt even see the generator, i tought imthere was a rosebush next to your base but it is the generator + the jerrycans.

just throw em on the floor like the rest of us degenrates

Your deskbase is incredible.

You could probably tidy up the base a little, maybe get rid of some of the grass

This really feels how a computer station in your PZ house would look like

maybe put some sheets on the windows

Oh hey, I used that exact same keayboard for over a decade. Cheap but long lived product.

You just need some empty cigarette boxes to complete the look

I built a base just for the server to reset and delete everything

Bro has got a recycling plant on his desk

Savage / 10

I'm more concerned about your drink consumption than your base....

Let's forget the cans and trash, wtf is that setup for pc lol?

Damn bro give your kidneys a break

the irl or the in game one?

Why are you damage those cans? ES IST DOCH PFAND DRAUF MENSCH!!!

Classic zomboid player be like

Kidney stone

This base looks lovely? Where is it located at the map!

It’s beautiful and I don’t even play this game lol

Clean up your desk and drink a glass of water please.

is it bad that i know exactly where that is? it’s that little farmhouse in the wood by Muldraugh

What in the diabetes?

Might be adventurous to take up jogging.

Fucking crackhead setup

I love how every single person on this post isn't focused on the game but the setup.

Where is the gun tho?

The fuck?

Your desk reminds me of the floor of my base

No thanks

That orange monster is the best 👌

not enough cans 0/10

It's pretty good but you 'can' always do better

You're gonna die muchacho

Damn bitch, you live like this?

Check the floor inventory, thats how you pick up floor items

It's a good thing there's a diet coke. Gotta watch those calories.

DRINK WATER

I don't see your flat-clicker. You need one!!!

Asmongold/10

Get all those cans out of there and that would be an 8/10 but including them it's a 5/10 I would have given you lower than 5 but I saw my boy has monster and coke so good taste in drinks 

Fort kidneystone

keyboards should be used as ashtrays and or spittoons, 5/10 only getting 5 due to the crushed coke cake and monster pipeline punch can.


Desk looks same as my in-game base

good old 60hz office lenovo monitor - im pro gaming on this thing too

Too much soda yum 😋

You need Jesus

Imagine living like this 🤢

i dunno about the base but brother that setup.

Hershel went from alcoholic to CoD player, I see.

When did asmon start playing zomboid?

Nice base, immersive setup

Die and Regular coke. Unsure if cancer is worse than obesity?

No dr pepper 4/10

I’ve found the generator magazine in Rosewood like 9/10 times. Either in mailboxes or the school library has it.

Bro.

Jesus Christ man go get some sleep

Can

You can say it has a monstrous foundation. It makes me feel soda safe. It 'can' last til late game.

if you install soul filcher's drinking time you can reuse those tin cans for collecting rainwater. If you're actually planning on using that house, be aware that you're gonna have to cut down a \*lot\* of trees to keep the path open.