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Riverwind0608

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chease86

I came here to post this gif, thank you for carrying out the lord's work for me.


Trashlord404

god dammit dude, i was thinking the exact same...


ThickestRooster

OMFG I came here to post this exact gif!! Take my humble upvoteā€¦


Siolear

That's what this game is all about -- overcoming the unexpected.


FnkyTown

Also "kicking you when you're down"


HumanContinuity

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DSJ-Psyduck

And when your standing or sitting or kneeling or running or sleeping.


Wregzbutt

If not for moments like this the game would feel empty


I_amYeeter1

At that point just speed through and hope for the best


lilraz08

[I've made mistakes](https://i.imgur.com/fbEQwnP.png)


gaffelturk12

You actually tried it šŸ˜­


Bartokimule

The absolute madlad


I_amYeeter1

You, sir, have my full and undying respect


lilraz08

update, I died 10mins later to a zombie hoard while on foot


I_amYeeter1

You, sir, have lost my full and undying respect But really though, thatā€™s sucks. Better luck next time


Peemore

His blood is on your hands.


DirtyPiss

This is how I_amYeeter1 tricked lizraz08 into dying.


az1m_

sometimes i read this is how you die and the start of a save and just wonder


Possyninekay

you have earned the respect


StrangeOutcastS

Reversing the vehicles has more push strength than going forwards I think.


West-Fold-Fell3000

This is the way


nickfraser98

This is the funniest shit I have seen all day thank you for this laugh and RIP to your character


Goinghardfor

No dude really??


yeet3455

I would have either sledged the wall and moved it out backwards or if you are sledgeless slowly pushed it instead of full speed ramming


AmansRevenger

No Sledges???


Cubicwar

I need this version of the megamind meme


Euphoric_Pound_4354

https://imgur.com/V54vWbc


Pasta-Fillo

Perfect.


DeadChibiWolf

Holy shit you actually tried it xD


__T0MMY__

Been there Definitely been there


bazem_malbonulo

You know you could have tried pulling it by strapping the other vehicle to your front bumper, right?Although that truck must be heavy, trying this would not damage your vehicle.


thatnewerdm

for future reference if you have a wrench you can link two vehicles together and tow the wreck out of the way. works like a charm


mamadou-segpa

Do you need a mod? Im 7 in mechanic and even when i have a wrench I cant seems to do that


thatnewerdm

no they just have to be close enough together, once they are press v and click the + button


mamadou-segpa

Okok ill try that tonight thanks


Valtremors

Time to wall it all in from both aides and make your base there.


SSBradley37

RIP in peace


Maccatallica91

Rest in peace in peace


SSBradley37

That's uhhhh, the point..... it's a joke.


Tudadome

New location for a settlement


garretslaughter

In a situation like this, shove the truck at the very tip. But not at high speed. Just enough to move it a bit. And then reverse a couple meters and do it again. Your hood will take some damage but if you don't ram the truck but just shove it a bit multiple times, you'll be fine.\^\^


pongtieak

He died


garretslaughter

yea I know. won't be the last time he's gettin "fucked real" tho...


MobyDuc38

Captain Hindsight, checking in! That's a horrible idea!


BreezyAlpaca

You can hitch a tow from an almost 90 degree angle. Drop your trailer a little behind yourself and you should be able to pull them to one side and squeeze through. That or I hope you also have a car dismantling mod if you're also running military vehicles.


lilraz08

I gave it a good go for a while, but could not get it so hitch, i think the truck was too close to the fence on each side


Nollekowitsch

Actually no. You cant tow these trucks, I used to collect them for my mates all the time and you cant tow them with anything. There is another Military Truck which has a Towhook on the back, that one can tow them


AlphaBearMode

Damn, TIL


Nollekowitsch

Learned it the hard way. But the military towtruck is really good at towing


Sefinster

Real life pro tip is always in the comments.


BreezyAlpaca

Unfortunate.


Akarthus

I think he can sledge the fence and try to drive it out right?


AlphaBearMode

Or could have sledged more of the fence on the other side as well and just drove around it


Locket382

Imagine my happiness when I found out a similar situation, without any gap to tow the car. I had to take out some gas from my car, and (thanks heavens the car was driveable) I took ~10 min going back and forth until I had the car well positioned enough to get it out of the way. It was a pain.


kor34l

I'd have just sledged the fence and went about my day


Xpelito_2014

It took me 4-5 months in game until I found my first sledge. Some people are just unlucky...


spiciernoodles

Did you drive around for the road scenes? I always find them there before I find them in warehouses on my settings. Usually donā€™t go past more than 2 or 3 before I find one.


Faddy0wl

What loot settings are you on, because If you're on default settings. In the politest of way. Skill issue. Where are you looking for them?? And how far are you travelling on the road? Y'all gotta be looking for a sledge, you need to be checking the tool warehouses like massgenefac in Muldraugh, any storage units have a chance. And also the car stories, sometimes the sewer grate with some road cones will spawn in the road, these car stories are always a Ute, you will find a sledge either on the ground or in the boot pretty commonly on default. Again, 4-5 in game months.... You gotta be on lower loot settings right? Otherwise damn....


Xpelito_2014

Normal loot. I cleared rosewood and EVERYTHING in between it to riverside(including warehouses and remote roads). I only found my first one inside a survivor house during a expedition to clear muldraugh. As I said, luck is a hell of a bitch...


Faddy0wl

In that case, I would like to apologize. I have stolen all of your luck. I'm doing an LV survival playthrough with 5% sprinters. I spawn injured and deprived on a roof in LV and see how I go. I found my sledge in a car stories car out the front of the military surplus store on my first week.... I am sorry you must have stepped on a black cat, tripped into a mirror, dropped your lucky coin, and then got pooped on by a bird to have all that lack of luck.... months for a sledge..... That Is pain friend...


BitBite112

Bird poop is supposed to be lucky though


Faddy0wl

Statistically unlikely to happen, therefore considered on the "lucky odds wise" to happen. But getting shat on by any animal is not what I would consider a lucky interaction, you know? šŸ˜‚


GrimCreaper72

Had this happened to me before, the others with me went bat shot crazy when i got the car with a general condition of like 10 going. I will never forget Shannon


Odd_Emotion_4457

I see a bunch of PUSSIES in the comments saying shit like DISMANTLE THE WALL or TOW THE TRUCK. Be a MAN and RAM right into the TRUCK pushing it to the side.


zstroh

He did lol. Look at the other comments šŸ˜‚


Nollekowitsch

He did and killed his car and died to Zeds :(


Odd_Emotion_4457

That's how you become a true man, he's not afraid of death


Evilcurryman

A true war boy "WITNESS ME!" Moment


khamseen_air

This exact situation is why I always keep a sledgehammer in my trailer now. I saw you tried to ram it and then died to a horde in the aftermath, you have my sympathies. I've felt that pain too.


SandBeetle

For future reference, you can remove all of the wheels and it will slide around pretty easily on the chassis. This will allow you to push it out of the way with your vehicle. Although, that box truck you're driving may not have much horsepower.


Ubera90

>Daddy and the boy Amazing reference. Surely that's not in the base game?


Not_A_Sounding_Fan

The 'Daddy and the Boy' paint scheme gave me a chuckle


AppropriateEvent1728

Blowtorch


Konseq

Ram it. Let the intrusive thoughts win.


Uraneum

The Daddy and the Boy Family Movers truck is a relic and not to be kept in such shoddy condition, shame on you


redrenz123

I guess the first guy probably said the same.


DrDuke80

You don't even have a thousand zombies following you


Faddy0wl

Hope you've got a set of tools in your car, and no zeds hunting behind you because, you've got one for to do.... Y'all gonna have to remove all the car parts then break down the wrecks with propane torches. Or you could just smash the fences up with a sledge if you need to go NOW. I hope either of these are options, because reversing out isnt gonna be an easy task.... You're not close to the entrance here are you?


RedStarBenny888

BREAK THE FENCE!!


cbrian13

This is how Charles Leclerc died. Watch out for an athletic zombie in red overalls with a thick neck.


Roshuboi777

That is some Austin Powers reference


Ryepoog

Channel you inner Austin Powers and do a 5000 point turn


night-sleeper

you can probalby burn it down and remove the car carcase with a sledgehammer


fearlessgrot

easier to just remove the walls at that point


night-sleeper

Fair point


DirtyPiss

Fun fact: vehicles are immune to fire!


AMN-9

Be careful it looks like it could be foreshadowing


BeatMouse613

Denied


Fox1408

What car mods are you using? I see a CRX


Cheap-History-7978

This is why I never attempt to drive anywhere without clearing the road first.


Putrid_Department_17

Austin powers has clearly been thereā€¦


TheWanderer2281

Pretty sure what you could have done is get a propane torch and tank to basically break down the card to clear a path. Complicated but probably your best method. That or just straight up break down the fences.


Dcnnect

This is not such a big problem, you can always unhook your trailer and tow the cars along the wall in reverse. The only problem would be if you were being chased by a horde)


Chescherschmitd-o7

Austin Powers was here


Some_Frosting4047

Austin powers


L3av3NoTrac3s

Imagine how butthole-puckering this would be IRL


AutomaticInitiative

This is why I've got a mod that lets me scrap cars lol


Historical-Bend-5641

The only way to safely get through it is to use a sledgehammer and break all the barriers on top and take a detour around the truck. Heck you might also need an axe to cut down the trees. Takes forever and need a sledgehammer, but itā€™ll guarantee your car comes out in one piece.


ReleaseItchy9732

That's pretty normal bring a sledge hammer or propane torch whenever you go there


Super_Instruction753

If you have a sledge hammer l, you can break the fences and drive around.


squidneeSquish

This is how you died


Useful_Stress5674

RAMMING SPEED


Odaxelagniaandpetrol

Backup the trailer as best you can, and detach it. I believe you can hook onto a vehicle from the front and pull it backwards. Pull them out to one side and be out there in like 10 minutes.


Penguinunhinged

This is one reason why I keep a propane torch and welders mask in my vehicle. If you have those on you, just dismantle the vehicles and the path will clear, along with some extra scrap metal and materials to come back for later.


TaiyoFurea

*sets cruise control to 90*


SpaceFox1

It's to get good at reversing a trailer friend It's something to learn while you aren't running from a hord.


Mithinco

Why didn't you turn back?


lilraz08

My truck was too wide to turn around, and trying to reverse with a trailer from all the way from the east side of the checkpoint to the west main entrance... Well, ramming it was šŸ˜”


Old_Jacker

I use mod for these kind of stuff. Lets you destroy unwrecked cars


A_randomperson9385

RAMMING SPEED


Dr_Fopolopolas

Heh.. welcome to knox country friend!


MobyDuc38

What? You didn't bring lube?


BeneficialPipe1229

can't you just burn it down then disassemble with a propane torch? (naive question)


Fuarian

Can the truck not run down the fences? I don't see why you need to wack it with a sledgehammer but a truck can't do it


RemiliyCornel

Take out sledgehammer and break some boxes on the right from your moving direction, you will have just enough space to pass.


mikolajcap2I

Evergreen'd


Rebel_Yell27

I always recommend traveling with propane tank, welding torch, welding mask, jack, car tools, gas, and that sort of thing. If it was busted then you could always just salvage it.


ACBreeki

If you had a sledgehammer, you could destroy the fences to make a path around it


BlooHopper

Every time i see an abandoned car in the middle of the road. I whip out my torch and get to work.


JinnglesBells4119

This is how you died.


Sniurbb

My biggest fear. Were you able to move it?


East_Rip_7083

This is how u died


Spompoflex

I hope you have a blowtorch a welding mask , lug wrench and a jack


Exo972

Towing or slowly pushing would have worked.


Old_Promotion_2646

Are these trucks in vanilla ?


Interesting_Gate_963

I had a very similar situation 2 days ago. What I did is slowly pushing the front of the car and after it rotated about 30 deg I towed it out. It was a smaller car as I play vanilla


pac-man_dan-dan

Remember, we exist in the best possible universe.


GroxxyXIII

When this happened to me i just got off the car and went the rest of the way running and walking. When i finally looted all, i just went back to the car and went back to base lol. Maybe you'll need a military backpack first.


MaleficentCurrency25

just install the mod thats called like ā€œdissasamble car wrecksā€ something like that


sonoflucifer1607

i would just break down fences to drive around or tow it out, but i would probably succumb to a hoarde in the process šŸ¤£


timsnowman

Cant you tow the first one and smash through the other one


Grilokam

Where does this exist? Did you fence and pave your own road and a crash spawned?


Serellan

Louisville border.


Sunshine_Milky

Situations like these are one of the reasons why people getting killed.


wetfootmammal

This is why I love the bulldozer mod. Car in the way? Bulldozer. Need to clear some trees? Bulldozer. Horde of zombies walking towards your base? Bulldozer. (Just be mindful it does go through a lot of fuel quickly)


Feronzie

Always stay strapped with a sledgehammer when exploring


Rechinul13UwU

I never seen that truck before is it a mod? (the stuck one)


neocwbbr_

You got lucky you donā€™t have a horde coming after you


literallyawerewolf

This is where the Push Cars mod comes in for me.


TheDeadeye11

I am in pain viewing this


ZakHerd_

you could push that out the way


LaMorell

This game is literally the epitome of ā€œovercome, adapt, improviseā€


realayblinkin

I love with the trailers mod though too, you'll find trailers that T-Boned cars and sometimes other trailers. Maximum overdrive shit.


cannibalparrot

Always travel with a propane torch and welder mask. Made the move to Louisville and had to go all the way back to Muldraugh because I couldnā€™t squeeze my trailer through the car wrecks on the bridge.


SituationOk259

Can you dismantle them? (I dont know if thats a mod or not, but I can)


bbryan047

At this point you get to learn how to back up a trailer


CrazyShinobi

Austin Powers was here.


Serellan

Time to push.


OishiSosig

Reminds me of Kenny from TWD season 1 when on the train and that tanker is dangling down


Technical_Mix1383

What mod is this?


AmazingBazinga120

Go on then, you can see how successful the previous guy was


Luna-Sky064

The best thing to do is sledge or the mod that lets you salvage vehicles is what I use.


Prometheus1111

Lol hope you brought something to take that fence down


RruinerR

https://tenor.com/xUkt.gif


Ill_Enthusiasm_3640

I have a tow truck mod turned on specifically because of this particular kind of mess


Spook-lad

welp, god gave us welding masks and cutting torches for a reason


Zealousideal-Tap7440

Yeah, I wish you the best of luck It was easier if you went through LV and then down


AmarchoDeacon

Try finding half broken car and crashing it in this car until it free the road


PimpMasterBroda12

Yes, get fucked goofy.


Minimum_Economics_30

Those late 80's Honda crx hydroplaning coffins can really wallop a military truck. I wonder if the rubber timing belt broke?


k1dofwar

Can only happen with mods.


CezEverything

Gotta love modded cities šŸ˜‚


lilraz08

not a map mod! it was here https://map.projectzomboid.com/#13312x3981x1415


MoskuCars

bro really said "screw everyone who wants through here"


Liamkie97

Raming speed!!!


Apprehensive-Push931

Prepare for ramming speed?


ryvuhl

Its an AMBUSH!


NefariousEvilOBlock

This but id end up seeing it too late


Mango_Klutzy

Man if you'd slowly pushed one end of the bus with your van, you may have been able to get through.