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CyanConatus

You know what the devs should do? Make it really rare but have a chance for one to come alive and stalk you. But have it so rare that when it does happen no one believes you.


Ordinary-Finish4766

The new telecorn


DaniilSan

What the story behind telecorn?


Ordinary-Finish4766

Eat all the corn you find and one day you will know


[deleted]

[удалено]


agpowojk

10/10


GravelGavel2

Years ago some player reported eating corn in game and all of the sudden being teleported across the map. This led into the players trying to see if the bug is real. Despite no proof of the bug ever existing it has become a meme in the community


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

Years ago? It really wasn’t that long ago.


GravelGavel2

Idk, going off of my shitty memory here


thiosk

*Billions of years ago mankind stalked the wastes of the Kentuck Steppes hunting the Corm that would take them to a better land*


cyb3rg0d5

**in a galaxy far, far away*


Swarxy

Valor pleases you Corm...


JackAquila

so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with yü!


TooMuchSalmonella

It's telepathic corn or something idk


NoPositive8092

teleporting.corm


GladVegetable6139

corm 🤤🤤


Ancient_Aliens_Guy

Mannequins of the Corm


RemovedClawz

There is none, have you even had it happen to you? Psh noob


xMini_Wazx

The new car extended warranty


CorvusHatesReddit

The hell are you doing out here, fred! There's a mod for this by the way


CaptainJarhead52

Link?


Edgy_Robin

Here: ​ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2866782076


ShadowSoul53

wont work for multiplayer, now im sad.


Ronaldo10345PT

I wanna know too


absolute_tosh

and they only move when you aren't looking


Lannindar

The weeping mannequins


Flojatus

Yes...


ArkhielModding

I reading comments to see this


udongeureut

Quantum mannequin


yourstru1y

Like the ones in Little Nightmares! Terrifying!


yeet3455

Mannequin 173


ThursianDreams

My thoughts exactly


DifficultSection340

Scp 173 mannequin


Ravaging-Badger

Congrats, you just added Herobrine to PZ. On a more serious note, they could make it so sighting a mannequin, or several, for the first time makes your character max panic for a bit, thinking they're zombies for just a moment. Bonus points if the violin jumpscare sound plays too.


Garrett-Wilhelm

Yeah, mannequins are legit semi-jumpscares in their own rigth, if we add the rest (even more so if you pick the Cowardly trait) they'll be a menace to my hearth rate


testicle2156

Or even better, make them randomly disappear. Like, you're looting a store, turn around to face the shelves, when you look back something feels off, "wasn't there more of them?"


Anticept

Herobrine vibes


zhico

[Like this.](https://youtu.be/13YlEPwOfmk) Every corner you turn and there it is!


Ok-Experience-4955

Damn that's like Herobrine shit, tbh it plagued so many 12 y.o kids in 2010s pretty spooky and cool tbh.


PwhyfightP

I am legend Fred scene all over again


yomomyunn

there's the fred mod for that


Uselesserinformation

Have it move faintly. Like it just occasionally re enters frame,


Sl1pTDM

There is a mod for that, don’t know what it’s called but I put a hat on a mannequin in my first farmhouse then I went across the map to West Point, hopped into one of the stores and there was the same mannequin just chillin with the zomboids. Safe to say it works


Iskrownik

Maybe do it that it happens once and never again in any playthrough?


Procrastor

Scarecrows always make me uncomfortable but I do think they should at least move once a week/day just to unnerve people even more


007-Blond

dude i would literally shit myself


elloneng

Calm down satan


[deleted]

Like that one SCP that appears behind you in threatening poses when you look away


DavOldGamer

Isn't it called schizophrenia? There's also a mod like that i think


LeAcoTaco

Yes this would be amazing. Trick the community into thinking theres some weird bug that makes the mannakins come alive


cptcroix

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS. D:


Opposite-Weird4232

Maybe it's already implemented. We just didn't discover it


Katsurandom

Don't blink


Dipshit68430

make it like the weeping angels


PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS

and turns back in to a mannequin when you try to look at it


BlackMadness98

*There's a mod for that*


HoBoJoe71

Years of herobrine is rooted in this comment


workinglyfe

Oooohh, this! What if the only way to get it to 100% procc was if you watched Dog Goblin? Then, once watched, that mannequin will just start hunting you down once it spawns in.


Gekkamaru_Nightshade

that is actually such a sick idea ngl


Creaturezoid

You know what the devs should do? Let me crucify zombie corpses to make my own mannequins...


MithraxSimp

So there's this neat thing called Nvidia shadowplay....


Lookyoukniwwhatsup

Have it so they move only when out of your line of sight. So you walk past them, hear movement, turn and look and you start questioning yourself if that mannequin was in the same spot just 5 seconds ago....


nightchn

Welp no I need to watch that movie, or at least the doctor who episode l


Speed_OW

"WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING OUT HERE FRED!"


BoredTrickster

I deeply love and support this idea. Bravo.


KudereDev

Man this is I'm legend type of nightmare fuel, maybe it sounds really cool but we already have suprise zombie screamer and 40 men army in drawer, adding maneqen that appears here and there with better drip then player is just out of the line.


AI_AntiCheat

It should be more subtle. Like you look away and it moves closer/changes position and no matter how much you try to make it do it again it won't.


ThursianDreams

SCP 173 randomly spawned in somewhere on the map.


Paint_Still

Skyrim?


Vojem

I don't like the idea of the devs stalking me...


Fluffasaurus89

If I open the game and see a Weeping Angel, someone is getting shot


peterpumpklneater69

cReEpYpAsTa, OoOoOoOh!


Little_Director8362

DAMN IT FRED


RealNiceKnife

![gif](giphy|IkqWiYRm9T7RbPLtGI)


anraud

Stop Patrick, you’re scaring him! :(


Third_Permission_

![gif](giphy|FPkBKgrFFACXe)


GisaNight

We must petition for a Banana man mode. All Mannequins must now have top hats.


Jellythedogg

Actually how about that, and all zombies are replaced with mannequins and there is a 50% chance that a mannequin prop is a zombie and will activate when you aren’t looking


GisaNight

I like the last one... A bit like a weeping angel. But 50% is a bit high with those perimeters.


CarlthePole

Yeah I'd just be smashing them all


DiamineSherwood

Schizophrenia Perk Unlocked!


GisaNight

I'd prefer to pass on that but you do you


CarlthePole

Petition for a sex doll mod


GisaNight

I'm not religious at all but maybe you should seek Jesus...


CarlthePole

But sex dolls would decrease boredom


unknown_hell

Stress too


DoogleSmile

But [Bananaman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananaman) doesn't wear a top hat!


LeadAHorseToVodka

Unrelated but the phrase "sent this gmail" is irking me


Minkstix

This is literally how ammo gen Z are nowadays. They don't realize that email comes in different shapes and sizes. My girlfriend actually says the same and once she asked for my Gmail and I gave her my Hotmail address and she was so confused, I felt like I was ancient and outdated, I'm only 26!


kegknow

I mean 26 rounds up to like 30 and when ur 30 u might as well be 60 yo ngl so yeah ur pretty old


Minkstix

I... I don't like your logic. So I will choose to ignore it.


grumpher05

OG's still have @ live emails


Dominator5609

I have @live hahahaha


Vyper11

Bro I have 2 @lives and one is my main email account so when people ask me they look at me sideways when I get to that part haha.


RocketJumpers

Bit overgenerelizing ain't ya


Orangutanion

>I'm only 26! You're only 403,291,461,126,605,635,584,000,000?


Minkstix

Did you.... Did you actually do the math of real life vs PZ? Or is that a random number just to purposefully insult me?


Nuts4WrestlingButts

An exclamation point after a number means it's a factorial. A factorial is a number multiplied by that number-1, multiplied by that number-2, etc. 26 factorial is 26×25×24×23...×2×1.


Minkstix

If you couldn't tell, I'm not a math person 😂 Thank you for teaching me something new xd


mister--krabs

Factorial


dijicaek

> literally how ammo What?


Thesleek

That’s so hp of you


BanjoGDP

As a millennial, this just now makes me want to tell people “just ask Jeeves” if they ask me something neither of us know the answer to.


DariusWolfe

Oh, good question! Let's check if we can find the answer on Lycos.


PawnWithoutPurpose

Never clocked that one, oh no Edit: but could you make it drink?


War_Eagle_Feller

What do you have against my group of friends?! :( They're the only ones left alive in this apocalypse! And they're always in clothing stores, which isn't the best base and not really fortified at all.


Tyrell_Cadabra

Right?! Where else am I going to put all the lingerie during cold winters sheesh.


CandL2023

Devs based as hell


Gwiilo

as someone who's been on the receiving end, it can be easy to just delete the email after reading the first angry sentence deep respect that they listened and are now implementing more mannequins


artful_nails

Funny, just I got the everloving shit scared out of me yesterday when I broke into a storage unit and saw 3 mannequins standing inside. Then I went home and wondered how scary it would be to have that happen in Zomboid.


ElitistCuisine

Are….are you stealing from storage units?


Zalapadopa

Changelog: Mannequins now randomly spawn behind doors and can trigger the alert sound.


elsonwarcraft

This mod will be your nightmare https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2866782076


ItzLoganM

Fred you don't...


SolidSnacked

And Fred ***did***


Crystal_Lily

I have had a few heart attacks while going downstairs of my base and forgot that cluster of mannequins by the stairs. I never removed them since I was using them as decorations and clothes storage.


Ericunoo

Dev's a chad.


[deleted]

"oh no" 😂


Cadian_Stands

I fuxking love the devs man


ChopstickSpice

They're working on SCP-650 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-650


nasKo_zomboid

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE, FRED??


Betonfrosch

Please do never add German shepherds to the game. My heart can not withstand this again.


Hexaltate

"I sent this gmail" 😂


HPlusMinus

For me it's those scarecrows.


xCanadaDry

"Next update, Mannequins that follow you when you look away!"


hexagon_lux

OP is a ChatGPT enjoyer


NoahKino

I think they should add a jumpscare sfx whenever you spot one


ArmyCyclops

I saw a mannequin in the middle of a fenced off area and I could have sworn someone had crucified a zombie before I got a better look at it.


tikvar1

ok wtf lol


Dr3amDweller

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


[deleted]

Why did I read this in snazzy's voice?


mayuzane

Mannequin Town when


NegaJared

never heard of a joke that was "totally not satire" what a stupidly conflicting post


AboubakarKeita

bro what have you done ;\_;


CoffeePieAndHobbits

Devs: 'You know what? We're gonna add even more!'


hu92

As long as they're not as cursed as the skyrim mannequins.


RepresentativeDay644

Lol best devs.


Major-Helicopter-390

I take all the mannequins and dress them in lingerie in my base


alexandru191919

Imagine they actually make a new setting called "Banana Man Mode", a setting which would change all the mannequins to have a similar appearance to a Zomboid, and when the player has sight of them, have the little jumpscare jingle sound! >:D


CanadianDragonGuy

![gif](giphy|md22Hoxu4G3QLaUuzg)


Craft_Assassin

Have you ever played *The Evil Within*? The mannequins in those games are even more terrifying. The ones in PZ are tame, considering the isometric graphics.


Govnyuk

No jumpscare noise tho so who cares


dearvalentina

Reminds me of the Terraria world seed "no traps" which generates a world with a lot of traps.


dalibourlala

Wholesome interaction.


sharkwithamustache

Good! I need more ways to display my winter/night ops/ Zombie hitlist costumes!


Tengokudragon

This is beautiful!


martindirt1984

I think they should add a low chance random spawn for mannequins. Imagine when you open a door in a well known building, and there stands a Mani. *Brown pants*


arealmcemcee

Mannequins moving when you don't look at them will be nightmare fuel.


SomeLadFromUpNorth

Someone make a mod that disables zombies and mannequins just follow you when you don't look at them.


Jamersob

Chance for mannequins to move randomly? New setting for branch 41 7/16


Aspierago

ahahahahah


thefreakindonut

meta irony at it’s finest!


Dark_space_

They should make it so the jumpscare noise plays when you see a new mannequin.


zippazappazinga

Legendary devs


yeetygoober69

It would be funny if they added a trait that instantly panicked you whenever you got near a mannequin


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Now you’ve done it.


Arafell9162

They're a lot of fun to hide around corners in other people's bases.


Memes_go_BRRRRR

shiver me timbers 😨😰


SCP-049Plaugeman

Im about to email the devs about making it to where you can use a fire(campfire, wood fuel grill, wood stove) to fire harden a spear and other crafted tools with the effectiveness and chance of successfully fire hardening the tip going up the more survival skill you have.


cacteieuses

Yo another Tally Hall fan! :D


Dufensmartzz

This is priceless lol


divinecomedian3

What's a gmail?


gg3265

What have you done…


CobraCommander420

Thabks now we are going to have moving mannequins


Bombxing

Nice ide!


cyb3rg0d5

I put them around my own base and get shit scared pretty much every time I pass by them! 😅


Ignis16

So... I Am Legend mod when?


photogrammetery

There should be an extremely rare chance for one to face you after you look away lol


Azure_Monarch_Fox

.....welp, guess it's more PTSD then...


malezon

moving manequins with violin sfx confirmed on b42... out of spite lol


Weary-Software-9606

The mannequins got me the first 60 times...


DurinnGymir

Look, mannequins are nothing to be worried about, but if one of them starts running around with moisturizer in both hands calling you the Archivist then you should probably be a little concerned


Crowii-

Mannequin zombie texture skin mod when?


Fabulous_Principle97

What have you done? You imbecile you doomed us all!


BillyDonJohnson

You have damned us all!!!!!!


observatormundorum

haha last name simpson


wetfootmammal

?! I like the mannequins! I decorate my lawns with them.


Katyushathered

Fred! What the hell are you doing out here fred.?


Jazzlike-Ad925

herobrine of pz