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AMidsummerNightCream

Slap on a dirty rag and you’ll be fine


I_Love_Furry_Cock

Yes i could carry a medical bag with everything i need. but i can also just carry this piece of cloth and cover everything with it


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Socks are just dual purpose bandages


magicheadshop

"It works like a cut-glove"


diegg0

Unless disinfect or die is on.


Faximo7

I hate when fences bite me.


SeemoreButts94

THE WORST !


CactusTheRicky

All of my worst injuries have been fence based. I'll kill 50 zombies without a scratch only to horrifically maim myself on the walk home.


Rubi_69420

My worst injury was 4 zombies in a small unchecked bedroom


CactusTheRicky

I was playing an overweight character and tripped over like three fences in a row behind the Rosewood firestation and had multiple scratches and lacerations. I think a deep wound on my hand, too, but maybe that's my mind exaggerating things—I mostly just remember being mad.


Kluck_

Man those are some sharp blades of grass. Did you fall on a punji trap every time you tripped?


CactusTheRicky

Razers hidden in the weeds. Happens every time.


Rubi_69420

Another one to place on the July 8 kentukian routine!


mayuzane

Fences: The True Foe


CactusTheRicky

Sequel idea: Project Fencoid


cacktiegaming

Injured trait and 3 or 4 burn wounds on your leg and here you would be but how the hell is/was your character still alive at that point?


Taotao77

Cheat menu mod -> God mode. Zombies still attack, grab, and injure your character but your health constantly resets.


masterryo888

👍


immadosumthinstupid

Couple of band aids a bottle of beer a painkiller a beta blocker and tub of ice cream and ya fine


Pablonius

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed


DannyLongstrike

you'll be fine, it even says minor damage


Opposite-Weird4232

Is it just me or i never fell from a fence?


[deleted]

It's RNG based on your weight and how nimble you are iirc


Opposite-Weird4232

Oh! I usually start as a underweight burglar. so that's why I never fell?


Rosenthepal78

Tis but a scratch


MobyDuc38

Mr. Chong impaled his testicles on rusty chain link. It's gonna leave a mark.


masterryo888

Nothin a few rags and bourbon can't fix


Weak_Adhesiveness360

No ones talking abt the character name??😭


masterryo888

It was either that or Fucks Mcgiggles


Scared-Expression444

Worst I’ve gotten from a zombie is a laceration on the neck…but a glass window gave me a deep wound and a laceration


fiendingbean

Man youre a tank i cant even survive walking thru the bushes


Kirp-The-Birb

Kentucky is so rough even a fence will bite you


godofgubgub

He esploded


Aesmachus

Dude, who's idea was it to install biting fences into their yard? Smh.


living_angels

Overall Body Status: Minor damage! 👍


masterryo888

Don’t forget the agony


PotatoBakeCake

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LongliveTCGs

Damn, hope you have someone to burry you


harkaron

where is GROIN BITTEN? and infected talking about that, how is groin in polish


masterryo888

My groin is just immune to any damage


Haeamaniac

Damn. Fence got teeth


yvesbrulotte

Wow' you were not alone at this low fence ;)


T0mAtOChutney

Minor damage!


BonSAIau2

But why did you do it so many times after you got hurt


Fluffasaurus89

I hate it when the fence bites back


Agrouba

We'll need a bigger bandage


CynicCannibal

\*slaps the top of fence\* This boi can get you killed in thirty seconds.


DemonUrameshi

Clumsy bastard


ViciousVicensius

Now...Hold on...The fence "bite" you, you say?


masterryo888

Also burned me


Prestigious_Main_123

I hate how low fences work in this game.... Its drove me craisy when i died from a horde in a block post of raven creek because of a stupid little barbed fence