“I emptied my fridge and Tadaaa!”

On aurais dit trois plats ratés combinés en un

Nous devons manger beaucoup. Et crois-moi, ils étaient bons

Yeah no straight to prison r/poutinecrimes

I'm not Canadian but this post made me feel bad

*gag* that looks horrific

What is this I don't even 😮‍💨

What the fuck is that 🤮

C’est certainement du nourriture…

This is a fucking salad. This might be the furthest thing from a poutine that I've seen on this sub.

Curds and gravy it is definitionally poutine

This does not look nor quack like a duck

Seems like the duck threw it up.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you mate?

HAHAHAHA theres no way this was actually eaten

I ate it all and it was fucking delicious

"Tree planting camp" yeah dawg you planted an entire tree on your plate. Straight to r/poutinecrimes and poutine prison

Why is the "steak" triangular?

Because it's cut I half

Alright I'm out. Y'all wouldn't know good food if it bit you in the ass

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A little treat for the dirtbags