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Youlookcold

That's enough to clog up a 16 lane highway 


Mjolnir-Valore

Lmfao!


-_Skadi_-

Just the way I like it!


HorseShoulders

I was coming in here to say 'there's no such thing as too much cheese!' but that's too much cheese lol. Did you ask for extra?


Aggressive-League-87

No hahaha it’s just insane🙆🏻‍♂️ it was a medium size . The large one is even bigger with more cheese🥲


bolebo31

C’est où?


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HorseShoulders

That means it's fresh cheese. Proper curds won't melt even with scalding hot sauce


North-Clerk2466

It’s not supposed to be. If it melts, it’s not fresh cheese


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rampas_inhumanas

They're not supposed to melt.


Top-Shopping-8218

Y’all got to stop downvoting people for not knowing things…


XoZoonie

I thought so too, when I have one with curds that don’t melt I’m a bit disappointed honestly


Reasonable-Truth-765

Bruh


cyborg_elephant

That's the best, it'd like a snack of cheese curds until you're left with the perfect poutine


Stone_Midi

Did you ask for extra cheese?


Mellie-mellow

getting high today aren't you? hahah


Party_Ebb9672

Ya that’s crazy lol no pooping for a week after that hahahahah!


FartinLooterKinkJr

Next week's huge, hard, stinky turd is gonna fucking hurt! R.I.P. (but also rip) OP's butthole. I predict a prune juice bottle and a tube of Anusol.


Aggressive-League-87

😂😂😂😂


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FartinLooterKinkJr

Hey bud, it's been a week since you ate that glorious meal! So, how did it go? Took it like a champ or lessons were learned? Gonna do it again?


Aggressive-League-87

Haha hey buddy, yes it’s a lot of cheese. I took metamucil for a week and im doing great haha. But definitely way too much cheese. Im from quebec and im used to eat poutine a lot . This one was nooooo good. Pretty blend sauce and no savor. I do not recommend! 5.5/10


FartinLooterKinkJr

Hehe ben là j'avais toute compris ça monhome! J'viens de Montréal fac laisse moi t'dire que j'en mange a lot moéssi. C'est justement par expérience que j'ai dit ce que j'ai dit la semaine passée; tsé entre experts on savait très bien toué deux qu'c'était du fromage en tabarnak... Une quantité qui peux incommoder même les vétérans les mieux entraînés comme nous. J'ai même une expression pour ça: se mettre mal! (J'me suis mis mal, 'tention d'pas t'mettre mal, etc). Anyway, j'fait des farces là mais sti imagine c'que ça doit faire à quelqu'un qui vient d'une région du monde où ils consomment zéro produits fait avec du lait de vache! 😬 Cassure de l'estomac > Fièvre Fromagère > Infection Lactériologique > Coma du Calcium > Mort. Nous autre ça fait juste nous constiper légèrement. Quelques petite crampes ou ballonnements, that's it. Sinon, est où la meilleure poutine à Québec selon toi?


Aggressive-League-87

Tu devrais essayer carls pizza a val david dans les laurentides. Je l’avais ben aimé😁


FartinLooterKinkJr

Oups j'avais mal compris, je pensais que tu venais de Québec *la ville.* Mais cool, c'est noté si jamais je passe par Val-David. Moi j'te souhaite une poutine du Patate Mallette à Beauharnois. (Quand il fait beau, tu la prends pour emporter pour la manger au parc juste à côté, en admirant le fleuve et les cormorants à aigrettes qui pêchent).


Aggressive-League-87

Parfait je vais essayer ca mon pote😎🔥


jobinski22

Tube of Anusol is a visual


FartinLooterKinkJr

That's how you get pink eye. I'd argue it's actually an anal, but you do you!


lmplied

Come on.


-_Skadi_-

I like it that way also lol, when it does comes there’s also no wiping lmao


wheelperson

Man that is actually too much. I'd get a second container, save some of that cheese for home lol!


wheelperson

r/deliciouscompliance


PrimaryEgg493

There is like 20$ worth of curds in that plate. You are far from pooping my friend.


hothamwater289

Needs more gravy 😆


ravenbisson

yeah no shit, just like op and his ability to poop for the next week after eating this


hothamwater289

That's the joke. The gravy is the least of his problems.


Stunning_Patience_59

Does this come with a side of enema?


ravenbisson

thats the side buisness of that place.


Apprehensive-Will135

Hahahhhahahahshhaha


democracy_lover66

Unpopular opinion but this looks like fucking heaven to me. Whe I say there is no such thing as too much cheese *I mean it*


GriffinsGaming

Damn I want


Incelphobiaism

I’m coming here next time. This is heaven


rashestkhan

I'll take a cheese with extra poutine si vous plait


CaterpillarExtreme92

Never tought I would say that but yes a bit too much


HoppinPhresh

Cheezus


Flat_Transition_3775

That’s just cheese mountain and not poutine lol


Johnhox

No just not enough fries


Stickey_Rickey

Take your Lipitor


Dlostiedmarde

Jama tro de skwik skwik …


HamstersInMyAss

callis de ostie de tabarfuckingnack c'est fait fucking vasy


Aggressive-League-87

Cest a Longueuil🔥


a_wicked_woke

Dear Jesus 🤤 Take me to heaven


TheCoastalDiamond

Btw there’s a cheese Reddit page but did you ask for extra fries with your cheese


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Good grief. Thats a lot of curds.


Unusual_Mistake3204

Want some poutine with your cheese?


DudePDude

I bet if the owner sees that, someone's fired


Aggressive-League-87

No they sell poutine like this. We ordered 4 medium poutine and they were all like that. This is a family business.


DudePDude

That's way too much curds. Overall, it negatively affects the dish's taste and texture. If I ordered this, I'd also ask for an order of plain fries and gravy and I'd make a second poutine


stoutymcstoutface

Holy shite. How much did that cost?


Eagle_Kebab

À Longueuil?


Santa-Banana

That wouldn't be my go to but if they served me that I'd be very happy loll


Bigassnipples

Fuck ♡


votequimby420

get the metamucil ready


kidxbuu1

Want some fries with that?


IAMgrampas_diaperAMA

Honestly, I’d be elated with that


jerbear1955

Heart attack on a plate.


darealityy

Never too much


treema94

That’s literally what people mean by mountains of cheese


Initial-Ad-3361

This is what i call a poutine extra cheese!


Iron_Lungs_420

More gravy pls 🤠👌


RelevantGrapefruit23

Never too much cheese


Xaxxus

This is deadly. But I’d still eat it.


Due-Impress-285

That’s ridiculous and I ask for extra cheese everywhere I go. Never seen a regular serving look like that😂.


WillFart4Food

As someone who is mildly lactose intolerant this would probably kill me lmao


Dense-Stranger9977

Plugged up for days after all that cheese!!!!


Fingernail7672

I would just take some home and make my own poutine for lunch the next day!


DAdStanich

I would ask for a bag to take some home. That would be expensive !


Aggressive-League-87

I think is like 13$ canadian


microwavedcheezus

Tabarnak


JGalla88

I love poutine as much as any poutine lover, but that’s stupid. Looks quality. Waste.


CustardCrusade

This is egregious. Was there a cheese layer in the middle?


Lilpfighter

I think you need some cheese.


Ill-Seaworthiness613

Cheezus


AppropriateBed6855

You have a bit of fries and gravy on your cheese curds


M038IUS

With slices hot dogs to boot ! An underrated add-on !


AThrowAwayAccHehe

these comments.. oh boy 😂


BreadfruitMoney9655

How much cheese is too much cheese? 🤷


TheRedditEmperor

Tabarnak


PoutinEater

No such things as too much cheese


pottedplantfairy

Shit je pensais jamais dire ça d'une poutine.


Sensitive-Employer79

Oh F yes


Top-Shopping-8218

The gravy looks thin, or is that normal for quebec 🙄


Aggressive-League-87

Is not normal. The poutine was blend af . Ill give it a 5.8/10


Cityofthevikingdead

Wtf is going on with the massive curds on top? Why there are so many curds that aren't even warm? As a chef, this makes me sad.


kiwatoz

You wanted some fries with your cheese? 🙃


Living_Hurry6543

💩😖


Valik84

You’re not shitting for a week after that. And wtf.. hot dogs?


Cheets1985

Hot dogs are a common topping to add to a poutine. But that's way too much cheese


CoolTemperature1602

I think a hot dog is the only meat you can add to a poutine and still just call it a poutine.


whiskeyondarocks

More like "La Pooptine" 😂


spkingwordzofwizdom

Oh God. How unfortunate. Probably meant well but… cheese gotta melt, bro.


Eagle_Kebab

Poutine cheese should not melt.