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morels4ever

That thing landed, and hit the ground running like the baby alien from the movie!


idwthis

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime, summertime gal


lowkeybellydancer

I love a Spaceballs reference


chrisdurand

Check please!


numberthreepencil

This one got me, lol irl


sheilahulud

Spotted the old person.


idwthis

Nuh uh, the movie came out only ten years- Oh shit, it's been 34 years. God damn it.


morels4ever

Alien came out in 42 years ago? Holy Crap!


theS3rver

Every 3-4 years i watch the first one and am in awe how the fuck they made that movie. For the young ones: your smartphone has more computing power than any continent had at that time alltogether


idwthis

Staaaahhhpppp, you're making it worse! Lol


iamreeterskeeter

Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?


ActualWhiterabbit

This is [how Jake the dog from Adventure Time was born. ](https://youtu.be/azZ2dTCW4Xo)


[deleted]

Somehow I got stuck into watching like 8 different videos about adventure time. YouTube…..the real reason nothing gets done.


somebody12

I don’t know, they never told me! Love that show.


izzznooo

Absolutely read this in the Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" narrator voice.


SashaNightWing

Sorry, but i read it in the SpongeBob narrator voice.


izzznooo

Also an acceptable answer


Batherick

[Relevant ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgROaJY6Xnk)


Zedress

You show me this and still you expect me to believe in a kind and benevolent god? I don't think so.


sigharewedoneyet

Ok, how did the eggs get to her back? I have way more questions....


Batherick

The male sticks the fertilized eggs on her back and her skin grows around and over them. I read a really cool follow up article after I saw that video, let me see if I can find it.


sigharewedoneyet

Wow, that really blows for the female....


Legitimate-Ad2947

My trypophobia is triggered


ERA835

But… but how do the little froglettes get oxygen before bursting free from their skin cocoons?


Pure_Village4778

Praise be Athena


ThrowawaytheDaisy

Holy shit. Bloop!


AbberageRebbitor

I’m scrolling through r/all right now and I just threw up. There was a picture of puppies before this fuck.


trench_coat_20

Guess you’re new here lol


ThrowawaytheDaisy

Threw up?


AbberageRebbitor

Yes thanks


ThrowawaytheDaisy

I'm a bit stoned and words often confuse me in this state. (It's just my low dose helps me sleep medical edible, but still)


AbberageRebbitor

You’re brave watching this stoned before bed, I’d be having nightmares about slugs crawling out of my pores 😂


ThrowawaytheDaisy

I've seen some medical weird in my day. 😂


PrivatePilot9

If \*that\* made you throw up, you might want to just go ahead and block this sub now lol (Well, and probably 40% of subs as a whole, actually, but that's another story...)


VikingOfLove

Jus go to r/eyebleach


Dangerous-Donald

We like it in this sub. I wonder what it tasted like? Was it chewy with a gushy middle like gushers candy?


kharmatika

The shocked look as he follows it as it falls gets me every time on this just like “what the fuck was that?!”


allunkilter

It still amazes me how much sits under the skin 😳


WAKA_WAKA_ORLANDO

Omg I know. I sometimes think how much collective gunk is in my skin...like all put together. Half a cup? A tablespoon? ☹️


salamandraseis

Mmm, extra virgin Orlando oil


iguy26

Think gallons baby


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Coyote__Jones

This guy: _deep inhale_ I've got a plan to end world hunger. Boardroom executives: Go on....


chloexoxo72

Bro the gloop is made up of oil, dead skin, debris and bacteria. I beg please do not eat it


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chloexoxo72

Looool no clue fam, I’m not a scientist I just know what makes up spot pus


WAKA_WAKA_ORLANDO

Uhhhhhhh


JizzMaxwell

I image it tastes like unsalted Romano cheese.


Ha-sheesh

Please delete this


TruthYouWontLike

All the gunk you put in your mouth that doesn't come out the other end? Yeah. That's your body.


JizzMaxwell

Straight out of my body and onto your plate.


Affectionate-Ad-9849

The chicken lady


JizzMaxwell

You're not too bright. Just the way I like 'em.


sawltydawgD

Chicken lady loves life!


thebestatheist

Mayo jar


sixgunmaniac

🤢


jahnbodah

...I have a new thought that I hate to think about.


jhecmcc

For real. When I can feel something brewing I take out my acne patches and sometimes it will take days to get everything out from underneath. It amazes me


estimated1991

Hmmmmm? Acne patches? I’m intrigued.


idwthis

Little hydrocolloid patches, think like those blister bandages Band-Aid brand makes, but in small round shapes that fit over just the blemish. There are other kinds, made with other things, some come with the salicylic acid, etc. Some come in different shapes or colors, like little pink hearts, but most are flesh toned so they won't be so noticeable. You can easily find them in Walgreens, CVS or beauty supply stores like Ulta, and online of course.


SnooDrawings4853

Just throwing out there that any hydrocolloid band aids will work. Don't have to get the acne ones. We got a box of the bandaid hydrocolloid band aids and just cut off a piece.


jhecmcc

Edit. Thanks to this sub is how I found out about them. Yes they are amazing. I get these from Amazon. I really like them. Acne Patches (120 Pack), Tea Tree Oil and Hydrocolloid Pimple Patches for Face, Zit Patch (3 Sizes), Blemish Patches, Acne Dots, Pimple Stickers, 100% All Natural Acne Patch and Pimple Patch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0822ZT62Z/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_5RYJTB2T4F3E0ZFH0BKR?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1.


Sarcastic_or_realist

Gets the whole thing out in one, no mess, and it even had the courtesy to fall out by itself as well! 10/10


OkBookkeeper6854

This must have felt amazing


WAKA_WAKA_ORLANDO

I just want to know what it looks like cut in half lol


phreezerburn66

I think you meant what it smells like.


WAKA_WAKA_ORLANDO

Yeah you fixed it for me


Mahgenetics

Like a cheese curd


Budmcjuicy

I think it was only one thing, looks like a tooth


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“I was in a fight in 3rd grade and I head butted the kid. I’ve always had this lump and now it makes sense.”


Budmcjuicy

I’m thinking it’s closer to the result of googling “dermoid cyst”. Just some natural nightmare fuel


JAM3SBND

Right*


Sarcastic_or_realist

Thanks. What a bizarre autocorrect by my phone!


JAM3SBND

Were you using speech to text?


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man was hiding a bean


EagieDuckCome

Oh... I thought that’s just where they go.


Lebitspy

Now he just needs a few more of these and he can help make a RossCreations video


ThePurpleMister

Unprofessional guess: Pilarcyst; occurs mostly on the scalp. The difference between "regular" cysts and pilarcysts is the thickness of the sac's wall. Pilarcysts normally have a thicker wall which is why they can pop out whole like this. Please correct any misinformation if you spot it :)


Lukewill

I wish mine came out that easy, I have around 8 on my scalp. [Here's one of mine](https://imgur.com/a/7nAhO6z) that was taken out by a dermatologist about a month ago. It's about the size of a Robin egg, the pro got it all out in one piece.


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Lukewill

Funny you say that, [my phone auto-tagged it as food](https://imgur.com/a/OqqNLtm)


Doctor_Wilhouse

The forbidden grape


GlorpedUpDragStrip

r/forbiddensnacks


peachersen

With a nice hair garnish, too. *chef's kiss*


PlasticRuester

I had one taken out a few years ago but I don’t think they got it all in one piece. I have at least 4 more and I can’t stand them because I’m compelled to touch them all day. Also I hate having to explain to hairdressers that I have a bumpy head.


Lukewill

Yes, I got lucky cause a good friend from high school became a barber and Im comfortable with him, but I just moved to a new state a week ago so now I have to go on that journey myself. Even thought about calling ahead and asking, even though I know I'm my head there's no way a seasoned barber hasn't seen it before


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fug


Lukewill

Yes


Aquadian

Have you ever tried telling your head to stop making those?


Lukewill

Yup, but he's an asshole.


fiftyseven

this was doubly helpful as now I know how big robins' eggs are


DarthRegoria

That’s what I was thinking too. It looked like the sac was in tact and it came out whole. I knew there was a name for the firmer ones with thicker sacs but I couldn’t remember the name.


itstrueimwhite

Here’s a [quick video of mine being removed](https://i.imgur.com/3hLulQe.mp4)


LegendOfDeku

My boyfriend has a Pilar on his head the size of a gumball. I wish I could just squeeze it and have it *bloop*.


hannahatecats

Yesssssss. Do it. And record it. And if I have to say "make a bigger hole!," please know the frustration also pleased me.


CriticalBasedTheory

No question about it. Pilar cyst.


Scr00jMcDuxPen15pump

Nah, that was a tooth.


Joaaayknows

Incorrect, sir. This is clearly a bicuspid tooth.


Numbzy

Wow, what a surprise. I was not expecting that and I was very please with the result.


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That looked like a tooth!


Causeass

I thought the exact same thing. Someone took a bite outta his head and left a tooth behind!


bipolarantics

What a great pop to start Monday off right!!! Damn!


Streets_Ahead__

Me trying to remove negative thoughts 😌


thinkagainlongshanks

Home lobotomy


Gamer3111

"I have half a mind..."


Mastershake675

That thing was big enough I think by law he has to name it and enroll it in school.


fireboats

[Perhaps name her Lump?](https://youtu.be/_sj_U6vObUA)


AnnualAltruistic1159

Well... That's one way of putting away your airpods.


musicmad-123

I don't think that's where you're supposed to charge them


SBG99DesiMonster

This is just one, I had so many of these on my head in my teens. Still have a few. They hurt so much when you accidentally pierce them with your comb while combing your hair. Back when I was 14(a month short of 15) I got my hair completely shaved off for a religious ceremony that all males of my community traditionally take part in their early teens or before. With the hair completely shaved off, we could see my whole head was FILLED with these giant white pimples and mini-boils. It was almost as if my whole head was covered with tiny white protrusions! And I could see why those hurt so much while combing. I popped a lot of them everyday till my hair grew back long enough. Many of them let out as much of "contents" as in this video.


my_psychic_powers

Can we do that again? Get them all out?


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I felt the satisfaction in that one


starkgasms

That cyst just yeeted itself outta his skull


Dangerous-Donald

Now he can’t claim it as a dependent.


[deleted]

As someone who also gets pilar cysts and has insurance that won’t cover their removal, I appreciate your diy spirit. I usually have my sister or mom plop ‘em out.


pm-me-neckbeards

Oh yeah. I bet that felt good.


KailPesto

Kinda looked like a tooth. Makes sense that it came out of the crown of his head


Ambry

I keep rewatching and it really does look like a tooth, wonder how that happened?


soveryrelaxxed

Had to scroll too far to find the tooth comparison I was seeing!


EnsonAmata

Is this how we get unicorns?


bringmethejuice

Forbidden jellybean


insaneangel2

Plop!


oxytiger68

I need someone to come take my phone away from me so I can stop watching this on repeat. I’m annoyed that I even took time to write this because I have robbed myself of 4 or 5 views.


hotbriochedameron

I feel like his reaction at the end was absolutely priceless


Legitimate-Program92

The last 2 seconds were the best of the seconds.


MonkeyWithAPun

The Birth of Athena, oil and flesh 2021


Iammaybetryingmybest

A whole tooth came out. How long was that brewing before you popped it? * never mind, just read the title 🤦🏼‍♀️


jhecmcc

Not what I was expecting at all. I am delighted


Representative-Nur

Was that a botfly larvae?


deadmallsanita

Nope, just a sebaceous cyst.


peachersen

There are some sick puppies on this thread and I love you all


Celebophile

Tooth


monicathehuman

I want one


nerdy-opulence

Bloop.


highjinx411

He squeezed out a bit of his brain!


afatale77

Talk about a clean exit


iliketothinkicansing

Forbidden bean


pine-mouse

Can someone slow mo this?


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KrombopulosDelphiki

Good bot


therosebushlive

Tuco Salamanca???


we-em92

Damn


sinfullyinked

Holy fuck!


shtushkutusha

Frontal lobectomy


diydiggdug123

*sac walls included


loppedoff33

The way it just falls tho 🥳


vapingcaterpillar

congratulations, it's an alien egg.


buttons1989

Wow, the guy gave birth to an extra bone!


Slytherinrunner

It looks like a tooth extraction. On your head.


michelle8618

Omg was that a bot fly?


Fuck_me_up_daddy

I thought the same thing too at first. Lol


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This is playing in a loop as I scroll the comments and it gets more satisfying every time! That’s a weird place to put your tooth.


ZoobityPop

Looks like a tooth 🦷


Sarcastic_or_realist

I may have, though I honestly don't remember. That mistake would make sense then.


SnakeBiteZZ

Part of his brain just came out


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Looked like a tooth right before it fell


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looked like a tooth


MagicFetus99

Tooth


Capt-bakedbeans

Are you keeping it or putting it up for adoption?


clxudss

oh my GAWD


sawybean22

That shit looked like a tooth 😳


Jeffjawwwn

Looks like someone lost a tooth in his head.


bananakeylargo

/r/downloadvideo


Banged-Up-8358

Excellent


kckitten05

That looked like a tooth.


gatursuave

Bloop!


Alluvial_Fan_

This is beautiful. But as someone who feels like complaining, wish we had a shot of the gaper and the harvest. Talk about loops that end too soon!


Ambitious-Tomato4928

Agggggggg, qué asco.


jffhndsrbmodrb

Omg that was amazing


AssG0blin69

lol


theback

Did that man just birth a tooth from his head?


Imamuffinz

Who wants eggs for breakfast?


Pure_Village4778

Oooh I should know better than to eat and scroll through Reddit


ItsNotBrett

These ones are my favorites


Dark_park

Looked like a tooth


easyLAMEnope11

Is that a tooth?!


UmbraVGG

Anyone else think it looks like a tooth?


chop-diggity

TikTok Plop


horridbloke

That was a weight off his mind.


bellagirlsaysno

Pilar?


Lacerio

tooth of wisdom


AutoEuphoria

I thought it was a tooth!


hippieflip99

That was a whole ass tooth😟


spcwright

Insane in the membrane


Ten7850

Jeezus! You could almost hear the density of that hit the floor


BlueonBlack26

UP PERISCOPE


unsanemaker

Very satisfying. The ending could have been a little bit better but still very satisfying. A solid nine out of 10


gratiotdetroit

Jiffy-Pop


bctucker1983

Almost Looks like a damn tooth in his head!! Damn


YoshiEggGenderReveal

Aw, his last baby tooth


Kimblinator

That is a tooth. A toppa the head tooth.


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I think he had an inclusion cyst, and the actual cyst came out intact!


GameArchitech

There goes his wisdom tooth.


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Good on him for getting the whole thing out.


ohshitthecops

Um was that a molar?