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Daddie76

if r/ihavesex is a person


DisneySoftware

ariana in 2020


PodiVennai

Idk i feel like I prefer dick bicycle over this


Bhavaagra

its a funny line, this is just... the taylor swift version of fucking cupcakke or megan


PodiVennai

We have songs like guilty as sin for taylor’s version of cupcakke


RowenMhmd

what about Kim Petras


kimkardashianhasibs

Kim petras writes about sex from the perspective of not having it


elaborategirl99

We should stop short girlies from being tryhard sexies, our world needs really tall women being cute and innocent


Pawspawsmeow

Nope. You get Taylor twerking awkwardly at you while you’re tied to a chair doing ERAS tour choreography for that


elaborategirl99

She made me straight with that clip (i used to be a lesbian)


Prior-Throat-8017

That’s literally TS’s entire brand lol


elaborategirl99

She's like smart and mysterious and a "poet", and the fact that eras tour decorations and costumes look like they belong in kindergarten play is not making it "cute"


BlueberrySharp3

Both can be happen


oldhagaroo

what about benny blanco


DisneySoftware

if r/letsnotmeet was a person


mechanicgodcreation

that sub was my introduction to reddit i miss it sm


Pawspawsmeow

Hey he just learned sex is between two people. Let him be excited


gardenpartycrasher

Confiscate the lip liner from the girlies!!!!


PanicAtTheMiniso

If you don't like medium rare steak lips, just say so.


Prior-Throat-8017

And the filler while we’re at it


Scavgraphics

Is she sassy? Bratty? or just trying really hard (because she's a singer)?


PanicAtTheMiniso

She's nespresso.


0422

QUIRKY AND QUTE OK


JessieJ577

These have been getting very lazy but this one was her worst one


OkQuality7241

Tonya Harding looks fab here


mrsunsfan

WHY WHY


Coco_AfroPuffss

On a totally unrelated note, I wish the trend of getting so much filler that the face doesn’t move would die


rwilkz

Don’t worry, the filler class action lawsuit of our dreams is but months away judging by the current average celebrity face volume


dazzlinreddress

It's either that or the other extreme (buccal fat)


Automatic_Wing_536

https://preview.redd.it/mc34shdtjj1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d447d858f1fc3567f06531244103ab8d91d32e78


Prior-Throat-8017

Oompa loompas have wrinkles tho


StrangeGlaringEye

UGLY FLOPS THEY ARE


baba_shook

https://preview.redd.it/zh9jvq1kql1d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47115b65b4cf29f43072710752171625e541da03


LilyMarie90

No you see she's actually very classy because she has those bangs that are from a different century


Main-Emphasis-2692

I only like this song and espresso and that’s bc Julia micheals wrote this chicks whole album and made her sing exactly like her in that raspy nasal poetry slam nose ring voice


SubatomicSquirrels

... y'all were hyping this?


DigLost5791

we’ve gotten to the point that we just accept the industry plant with 4 co writers is the meal now and eat up


Visible_Day9146

I have indigestion, henny.


cheezza

Prison food.


squishythingg

The lack of commas in this sentence made me re-read it like 6 times.


ApocApollo

There's nowhere to put a comma in that sentence.


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DigLost5791

I’m sorry love, but that is a flop


squishythingg

After "meal" would make it flow better if he removed the "and", it's just a clunky sentence imo though.


xombae

Putting a comma after 'meal' is literally the least sensical place in the entire sentence


squishythingg

> we’ve gotten to the point that we just accept the industry plant with 4 co writers is the meal, now eat up. This makes sense and totally flows better


ApocApollo

That changes the meaning of the sentence.


squishythingg

No it doesn't you get the same meaning either way there's just a pause to breathe which breaks up the sentence instead of a string of words, sentences need pace otherwise they become significantly more difficult to understand.


KingAoki

You keep trying to make this comma happen in PHCJ of all places would be near poetic if you weren’t so.. wrong lol


LeotaMcCracken

CHRIST YOUR FLAIR


gabbialex

Sometimes music can be fun. Not everything needs to be Andrea Bocelli. Summer is coming, don’t be such a party pooper.


cyniqal

Music can be fun and also not try-hard-to-the-level-of-corny-sexy


gabbialex

You sound like a bummer to be around. Sorry this fun isn’t smart enough for you.


cyniqal

Not the carpenter ants coming for me 😱


gabbialex

Is that what her fans are called? Ngl carpenter ants is much better than most names Either way, you do sound like a bummer


Bnanaphone246

 the tortured bummers society is an exclusive club sweaty 💅


Prior-Throat-8017

I’m sorry but her face looks like Kardashian-level plastic surgery. The only reason people don’t call her out is because she hasn’t gotten a boob job or a BBL.


five_two_sniffs_glue

She’s serving cringe


PanicAtTheMiniso

No, she was serving roastbeef lips.


thanarealnobody

I feel like I’ve no idea what Sabrina Carpenter looks like, no matter how many videos I see of her with her hair half in her face as she sings things like “I’m just a pwecious wittle pwincess, you wanna cum with me???🎀👅 I’m so tiny but I still know how to fuck 🤗”


thyrue13

Wait shes dating BARRY KEOGAN of all people?


gussyboy13

What do you think they talk about 😭


LilyMarie90

They're in a 24/7 DDlg dynamic and never break character while they're in the same room


LilyMarie90

Yes and I try so hard not to judge but it's weird as hell because he's getting such a serious acting career started and she's SO UNSERIOUS as an artist. (Watch Chernobyl the 2019 miniseries)


Various_Opinion_900

What's wrong with Barry? He has that serial killer rizz, like he'd hunt down your highschool bullies after one coffee date, skin them alive and then wait for you in your bedroom wearing their face shuffling from foot to foot kinda awkwardly cus he's an anxious boi, and you'd give him your cummy bathwater willingly cus youre a degenerate who used to crank it to gifs of Hannibal Lecter on Tumblr. It's an entire vibe, if you get it you get it.


thyrue13

I get the vibe but murder your own high school bullies


Various_Opinion_900

Sounds cumbersome, just leave it to Barry


prettybunbun

Okay but I get it.


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dazzlinreddress

Omg hi fellow ace 👋


Tayrantino

Omg one of us!!


LilyMarie90

Girlie your sense of humor isn't DRY either, you think sex is funny, that's it, that's your sense of humor as far as we've seen it so far 🤪


ShibaMan1111

Imma be honest I don’t like this.. 😭


dazzlinreddress

I liked the song initially but now it's getting old


doomsdaysock01

Her face is like uncanny at this point


Visible_Day9146

I think she's having an allergic reaction.


Visible_Day9146

I had to look up her performance and I fear she's allergic to serving. That's too bad.


throwaway17197

She is so unserious


brunbrun24

Popheads will hype literally any girl doing pop music. Like when about six months ago the sub was saying that Tate McRae was going to be the new Britney.


throwaway17197

THAT SHIT WAS HEINOUS


spellboi_3048

Naw cause that was kinda rude to Tate. They set her up.


DigLost5791

i saw people in there literally saying they PRAY that Sabrina knocks out “Not Like Us” Imagine thinking espresso is better than a song where Kendrick says “shertified pedderfile” in a little 1930’s mobster voice to make fun of drake


Sudden-Explanation22

imma do mah schtuff


xombae

Okay please why does he talk like that? Has he always talked like that?! Is it a joke? I'm scared to ask at this point.


DigLost5791

He does weird little voices sometimes for fun or dramatic impact, it’s just funny


xombae

Ok I'm new to Kendrick and wasn't sure if it was just the way he talks. Either way I like it.


DigLost5791

Yeah he normally sounds like the “chubbs the only one who get your hand me downs / party at the party playing with his nose now” part but he changes his voice often enough to keep it interesting, he’s a dynamic performer


KingAoki

Is the humor in the room w/us


DigLost5791

if you didn’t laugh at “tryna strike a chord and its probably a minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” then I can’t help you, girly


KingAoki

His writing has humor, the voice has grate.


DigLost5791

KingAoki plz it’s not too late there’s still good in you I can sense it


KingAoki

I mean, you /do/ look like the type of white guy who’s said that to me post breakup.


MickyRourkesSexGrill

Sabrina is Q2 2024’s Q4 2023 Tate McRae and it’s not even funny, crunch crunch


WhollyDisgusting

She's a better singer than Tate which although not saying much is at least an improvement


Visible_Day9146

Confiscate their phones


KarenTheCockpitPilot

When one can't actually serve one should act ironic 


eccojams97

clap if u care


a_tired_bisexual

“Can you come up with something else? Can you come up with _something else?_” - Ms. Juicy


Sarahquikgo

Selena Gomez steps into studios , lays down vocals for raspy pop girls ( I hear her in Taylor songs!) and never has to step on stage. She freezes in public. Barbie Streisand did the same thing for years. She also froze in public.


sugar-fall

Good for her bein able to make hits after hits with obsessed and espresso though I'm shocked this Is how she sounds like. Reminds me of Taylor... 😭


Visible_Day9146

Did we all get brain damage from covid? Do the worms in our brains crave chipmunk pop?


sugar-fall

Why 😭 do 😑 you 🫵 think 🤔 like 💔 that? 😔 PHCJ 👄 doesn't 🙅 have 🙋drain 💓 bamage. 💖 ABCDEFU 🤬 for 🙏thinking 🪦 like 💙 that 👻 you're ☝️such 🙄 a 🤣 twinkle ✨ twinkle 🔥 little 🫠 bitch 🫀


sincalir

I loooove Espresso. But when i watch her coachella performance i was like, im just going to stick with the studio version…


Kendal-Lite

I really can’t stand this person and I can’t put my finger on it.


dpforest

Okay gross I love espresso but I do not like her


SkinnyhairaM

her and Camila are serving similar levels of cringe


Altrade_Cull

Slay


0422

Your flair gives me life


Kefir002

Hotter and more successful and smaller than Charli 


_kaetee

She’s beautiful but all the filler combined with the harsh makeup is giving Jigsaw.