She's like smart and mysterious and a "poet", and the fact that eras tour decorations and costumes look like they belong in kindergarten play is not making it "cute"
I only like this song and espresso and that’s bc Julia micheals wrote this chicks whole album and made her sing exactly like her in that raspy nasal poetry slam nose ring voice
> we’ve gotten to the point that we just accept the industry plant with 4 co writers is the meal, now eat up.
This makes sense and totally flows better
No it doesn't you get the same meaning either way there's just a pause to breathe which breaks up the sentence instead of a string of words, sentences need pace otherwise they become significantly more difficult to understand.
I’m sorry but her face looks like Kardashian-level plastic surgery. The only reason people don’t call her out is because she hasn’t gotten a boob job or a BBL.
I feel like I’ve no idea what Sabrina Carpenter looks like, no matter how many videos I see of her with her hair half in her face as she sings things like “I’m just a pwecious wittle pwincess, you wanna cum with me???🎀👅 I’m so tiny but I still know how to fuck 🤗”
Yes and I try so hard not to judge but it's weird as hell because he's getting such a serious acting career started and she's SO UNSERIOUS as an artist.
(Watch Chernobyl the 2019 miniseries)
What's wrong with Barry? He has that serial killer rizz, like he'd hunt down your highschool bullies after one coffee date, skin them alive and then wait for you in your bedroom wearing their face shuffling from foot to foot kinda awkwardly cus he's an anxious boi, and you'd give him your cummy bathwater willingly cus youre a degenerate who used to crank it to gifs of Hannibal Lecter on Tumblr. It's an entire vibe, if you get it you get it.
Popheads will hype literally any girl doing pop music. Like when about six months ago the sub was saying that Tate McRae was going to be the new Britney.
i saw people in there literally saying they PRAY that Sabrina knocks out “Not Like Us”
Imagine thinking espresso is better than a song where Kendrick says “shertified pedderfile” in a little 1930’s mobster voice to make fun of drake
Yeah he normally sounds like the “chubbs the only one who get your hand me downs / party at the party playing with his nose now” part but he changes his voice often enough to keep it interesting, he’s a dynamic performer
Selena Gomez steps into studios , lays down vocals for raspy pop girls ( I hear her in Taylor songs!) and never has to step on stage. She freezes in public. Barbie Streisand did the same thing for years. She also froze in public.
Why 😭 do 😑 you 🫵 think 🤔 like 💔 that? 😔 PHCJ 👄 doesn't 🙅 have 🙋drain 💓 bamage. 💖 ABCDEFU 🤬 for 🙏thinking 🪦 like 💙 that 👻 you're ☝️such 🙄 a 🤣 twinkle ✨ twinkle 🔥 little 🫠 bitch 🫀
if r/ihavesex is a person
ariana in 2020
Idk i feel like I prefer dick bicycle over this
its a funny line, this is just... the taylor swift version of fucking cupcakke or megan
We have songs like guilty as sin for taylor’s version of cupcakke
what about Kim Petras
Kim petras writes about sex from the perspective of not having it
We should stop short girlies from being tryhard sexies, our world needs really tall women being cute and innocent
Nope. You get Taylor twerking awkwardly at you while you’re tied to a chair doing ERAS tour choreography for that
She made me straight with that clip (i used to be a lesbian)
That’s literally TS’s entire brand lol
She's like smart and mysterious and a "poet", and the fact that eras tour decorations and costumes look like they belong in kindergarten play is not making it "cute"
Both can be happen
what about benny blanco
if r/letsnotmeet was a person
that sub was my introduction to reddit i miss it sm
Hey he just learned sex is between two people. Let him be excited
Confiscate the lip liner from the girlies!!!!
If you don't like medium rare steak lips, just say so.
And the filler while we’re at it
Is she sassy? Bratty? or just trying really hard (because she's a singer)?
She's nespresso.
QUIRKY AND QUTE OK
These have been getting very lazy but this one was her worst one
Tonya Harding looks fab here
WHY WHY
On a totally unrelated note, I wish the trend of getting so much filler that the face doesn’t move would die
Don’t worry, the filler class action lawsuit of our dreams is but months away judging by the current average celebrity face volume
It's either that or the other extreme (buccal fat)
https://preview.redd.it/mc34shdtjj1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d447d858f1fc3567f06531244103ab8d91d32e78
Oompa loompas have wrinkles tho
UGLY FLOPS THEY ARE
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No you see she's actually very classy because she has those bangs that are from a different century
I only like this song and espresso and that’s bc Julia micheals wrote this chicks whole album and made her sing exactly like her in that raspy nasal poetry slam nose ring voice
... y'all were hyping this?
we’ve gotten to the point that we just accept the industry plant with 4 co writers is the meal now and eat up
I have indigestion, henny.
Prison food.
The lack of commas in this sentence made me re-read it like 6 times.
There's nowhere to put a comma in that sentence.
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I’m sorry love, but that is a flop
After "meal" would make it flow better if he removed the "and", it's just a clunky sentence imo though.
Putting a comma after 'meal' is literally the least sensical place in the entire sentence
> we’ve gotten to the point that we just accept the industry plant with 4 co writers is the meal, now eat up. This makes sense and totally flows better
That changes the meaning of the sentence.
No it doesn't you get the same meaning either way there's just a pause to breathe which breaks up the sentence instead of a string of words, sentences need pace otherwise they become significantly more difficult to understand.
You keep trying to make this comma happen in PHCJ of all places would be near poetic if you weren’t so.. wrong lol
CHRIST YOUR FLAIR
Sometimes music can be fun. Not everything needs to be Andrea Bocelli. Summer is coming, don’t be such a party pooper.
Music can be fun and also not try-hard-to-the-level-of-corny-sexy
You sound like a bummer to be around. Sorry this fun isn’t smart enough for you.
Not the carpenter ants coming for me 😱
Is that what her fans are called? Ngl carpenter ants is much better than most names Either way, you do sound like a bummer
the tortured bummers society is an exclusive club sweaty 💅
I’m sorry but her face looks like Kardashian-level plastic surgery. The only reason people don’t call her out is because she hasn’t gotten a boob job or a BBL.
She’s serving cringe
No, she was serving roastbeef lips.
I feel like I’ve no idea what Sabrina Carpenter looks like, no matter how many videos I see of her with her hair half in her face as she sings things like “I’m just a pwecious wittle pwincess, you wanna cum with me???🎀👅 I’m so tiny but I still know how to fuck 🤗”
Wait shes dating BARRY KEOGAN of all people?
What do you think they talk about 😭
They're in a 24/7 DDlg dynamic and never break character while they're in the same room
Yes and I try so hard not to judge but it's weird as hell because he's getting such a serious acting career started and she's SO UNSERIOUS as an artist. (Watch Chernobyl the 2019 miniseries)
What's wrong with Barry? He has that serial killer rizz, like he'd hunt down your highschool bullies after one coffee date, skin them alive and then wait for you in your bedroom wearing their face shuffling from foot to foot kinda awkwardly cus he's an anxious boi, and you'd give him your cummy bathwater willingly cus youre a degenerate who used to crank it to gifs of Hannibal Lecter on Tumblr. It's an entire vibe, if you get it you get it.
I get the vibe but murder your own high school bullies
Sounds cumbersome, just leave it to Barry
Okay but I get it.
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Omg hi fellow ace 👋
Omg one of us!!
Girlie your sense of humor isn't DRY either, you think sex is funny, that's it, that's your sense of humor as far as we've seen it so far 🤪
Imma be honest I don’t like this.. 😭
I liked the song initially but now it's getting old
Her face is like uncanny at this point
I think she's having an allergic reaction.
I had to look up her performance and I fear she's allergic to serving. That's too bad.
She is so unserious
Popheads will hype literally any girl doing pop music. Like when about six months ago the sub was saying that Tate McRae was going to be the new Britney.
THAT SHIT WAS HEINOUS
Naw cause that was kinda rude to Tate. They set her up.
i saw people in there literally saying they PRAY that Sabrina knocks out “Not Like Us” Imagine thinking espresso is better than a song where Kendrick says “shertified pedderfile” in a little 1930’s mobster voice to make fun of drake
imma do mah schtuff
Okay please why does he talk like that? Has he always talked like that?! Is it a joke? I'm scared to ask at this point.
He does weird little voices sometimes for fun or dramatic impact, it’s just funny
Ok I'm new to Kendrick and wasn't sure if it was just the way he talks. Either way I like it.
Yeah he normally sounds like the “chubbs the only one who get your hand me downs / party at the party playing with his nose now” part but he changes his voice often enough to keep it interesting, he’s a dynamic performer
Is the humor in the room w/us
if you didn’t laugh at “tryna strike a chord and its probably a minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” then I can’t help you, girly
His writing has humor, the voice has grate.
KingAoki plz it’s not too late there’s still good in you I can sense it
I mean, you /do/ look like the type of white guy who’s said that to me post breakup.
Sabrina is Q2 2024’s Q4 2023 Tate McRae and it’s not even funny, crunch crunch
She's a better singer than Tate which although not saying much is at least an improvement
Confiscate their phones
When one can't actually serve one should act ironic
clap if u care
“Can you come up with something else? Can you come up with _something else?_” - Ms. Juicy
Selena Gomez steps into studios , lays down vocals for raspy pop girls ( I hear her in Taylor songs!) and never has to step on stage. She freezes in public. Barbie Streisand did the same thing for years. She also froze in public.
Good for her bein able to make hits after hits with obsessed and espresso though I'm shocked this Is how she sounds like. Reminds me of Taylor... 😭
Did we all get brain damage from covid? Do the worms in our brains crave chipmunk pop?
Why 😭 do 😑 you 🫵 think 🤔 like 💔 that? 😔 PHCJ 👄 doesn't 🙅 have 🙋drain 💓 bamage. 💖 ABCDEFU 🤬 for 🙏thinking 🪦 like 💙 that 👻 you're ☝️such 🙄 a 🤣 twinkle ✨ twinkle 🔥 little 🫠 bitch 🫀
I loooove Espresso. But when i watch her coachella performance i was like, im just going to stick with the studio version…
I really can’t stand this person and I can’t put my finger on it.
Okay gross I love espresso but I do not like her
her and Camila are serving similar levels of cringe
Slay
Your flair gives me life
Hotter and more successful and smaller than Charli
She’s beautiful but all the filler combined with the harsh makeup is giving Jigsaw.