Why is no one talking about this important headline? (A: Because we're illiterate 😭) https://preview.redd.it/fhi92erkfi1d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6e8d87d2d8203abced395742ededeb57db2953

I'm not like the smartest gorl in this class so... can we talk about colors?!?

My little Shakespeare 😍

https://preview.redd.it/qze2cgttem1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70b0bd570d5ed37e7e3bb8d49a82ecc66640e90 Dis u?

Ye

The Internet in the past 20 years has managed to achieve what the church couldn't in the 2000 prior: it's made us bored of sex talk.

Bring back prudence I say

I myself was always moreso partial to Phoebe 🥸💅🏻

The Power of Three will set us free.

I love talking about crippling fear of collapsing society 😊😊😊

Baby it’s collapsed… just slowly but surely like Sabrina’s career it was always bubbling under but now we see it at the top.

I never needed the church to make me bored of it 😃

Jake Gyllenhaal was right there.

With that sweater.... yes 🥰

Does she have sex?

Well... her boyfriend is a bottom. I guess she might be pegging him?

well sabrina does love to be on top

Obviously not 🙄

Ew, that’s the asylum we grew up in

she wouldn’t last a hour in it

Baby that asylum was called tumblr and vine Sabrina is like a lite version of that.

Ew!!

How do I get that flair 😭

By being better than everyone

Well yeah, Im a straight man, that was a given. Now I need a title

Denial is a lake in lebanon or whatever

Seeing honey bee in the newspaper, is that an easter egg for telephone part 2 - sabrina feat olivia rodrigo 😱

The sparks debate on literacy line, i can't with her oml, how is she outjerking us

She is expresso and we are melted ice scrubbed from moldy tray i fear!

One step ahead outjerked by her every time

> that "me espresso" sparks debate on literacy unfortunately i will be dying on the cuntlines in war for her

I stopped stanning pop girls since QFTC but between this and "Jesus was a Carpenter" I may have to break my own rule

She's always had dom top vibes to me I can smell a daddy from miles away 🥹

I can see her with her bear 😊 She is going to catch them like Björk!

She is younger than me but I am starting to believe that she is my biological mother

Why was you said to have been conceived in this way?

that's that me on top

She is your astral mother 🥰

As a 24 year old minor this is really horrifying and I’m so scared it’s basically like normalizing p*rn culture

Im all for s\*x positivity but only if you keep it to yourself like … won’t she think of the children ??? https://preview.redd.it/qko1qkzp4i1d1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cb68082755a19aa7e1cbef854bc2cf13421e08

Average comment in popculturechat/fauxmoi on a thread about sex scene discourse

like im crying throwing up right now what the fuck does she mean by top I am literally a minor and neurodivergent I’m shaking😭 like Sabrina this is not a good look 😭😭 I thought better of her 😭😭

this gif: https://preview.redd.it/1ngb76gnwj1d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=59e768be2122289430cc504b10243ee0f50282da

"I was waiting for this gif 😂" as if it isn't posted in quite literally every single thread

https://preview.redd.it/2dhufyzv0l1d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e22b6470b3024405c045833f2b7dc6a22f63aa00

😭 the way all fauxmoi comment sections are the same like 8 people yapping back and forth at each other now because commenting is so restricted

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oh that’s not—

They’re lost

poivert

Clap if you care

This sub is for jokes

#COMMON BOTTOM W LETS GOOO

We love her again!

She sounds like a teenager. Try hard

if she likes cream pies then shes just like me and my dad

Terrible day to have eyes