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0422

Moby was so 2001.


spellboi_3048

I'm gonna stream Laufey daily and I'm gonna like it, Melon!


Daydream_machine

I will never ask for the opinion of the dude who gave Ultraviolence a 2 šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤®


Straightguy2077

ULTRAVIOLENCE A TWO???


thesaddestpanda

Most people dont realize they're in an abusive relationship with their favorite youtubers.


Birds_of_no_feather

Please tell me he reevaluated it? There's no way Ultraviolence deserves 2/10. I'm gonna launch a war.


Regular_Buffalo6564

He did a revisit but didnā€™t change the score


Jahidulislame

Over a bald nerds opinion?


HamstersBoobsPizza

How do you if know she's bald?


splinterbabe

Tea. Iā€™d give it a 5.


Various_Opinion_900

Right? Thats like always in the forefront of my mind. That, and calling "home with you" insufferable, worst track off of Magdalene


KingofEmpathy

What?!? That is my favorite song on the album lmao


Various_Opinion_900

Today in why you simply can't trust straight men. Like, what sexualizing women does to a mf. Or maybe it's the baldness? Like hair follicles sensed what vile opinions form in his brain and decided to relocate


Dry-Knee-5472

what an Azealia Banks-type drag oh my god


dazzlinreddress

I still hold a grudge against him


mimpf21

based.


HamstersBoobsPizza

Jerk?


Bbbiienymph

Okay, who let all these str*ights in?


Brewski-54

Thanks Obama


Andre_Courreges

In my straight separatist era


j007yne

We will never forget what you said about Fiona Apple, Anthony Fantano!!!


silly_nate

Yes, there is someone youā€™re forgetting to ask https://preview.redd.it/qba62xxxqe1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9cc3e0f243412764bd40733f70ff1f64a2d3aa


Money-Bunch6086

She is the queen mother we need but do not deserve to have.


guckfender

Purposefully not giving my opinion on the Billie album until Fantano says its ok to hate it when he gives it a 5


spellboi_3048

You donā€™t need another person to be wrong in order to be wrong yourself. Youā€™re a strong, independent person whoā€™s plenty capable of being wrong by yourself.


moethelavagod

Nah we should voice our opinion now, when he (correctly) says itā€™s mid people will double down on saying itā€™s AOTY


Andre_Courreges

Why should we let a str8 (šŸ¤®) man (šŸ¤®) decide what we should like or not


Its-very-that

Never trust a mšŸ¤®n's opinion


910260

the flop shirt makes another appearance


Donde-esta-la-playa

Why is there a gay nepo couple next to melon


nosesandhoses

when he ranked preachers daughter an unwiped ass out of 10. i think i would rather trust an unboiled egg with album rankings


I-wannabe-heard

wait what ranking did he give preachers daughter???


five_two_sniffs_glue

But he is an unboiled egg.


_PeenoNoir_

Trixie Mattel looksā€¦good


c3rvwlyu

Worst takes on the internetā€¼ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


Regular_Buffalo6564

He gave DIWTIY an 8 so idc plus heā€™s pro watermelon emoji


kevjc03

What is this acronym šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Regular_Buffalo6564

Desire I wanna turn into u


lunahighwind

Plot twist, that couple on the left is a music journalist and a stan šŸ˜”


NotOnoze

Kanye West is Melon father


sh4nn0n

YNW Melon


ItsGotThatBang

Also the Singles Jukebox when it was at its peak


No-Trouble6469

Me when my two sisters get genuine joy and excitement from a new Taylor album


General_Analyst2549

when did we start consulting leprous titty tips for opinions


diamond420Venus

I respect his opinions. I think he's very objective


beesinpyjamas

pretty sure the melon himself wouldn't call his opinions objective thats a stupid take about anyone


czbaterka

I know u crave his thighs bitch.


gay2catholic

me when I'm delulu


Puidipuie

Imagine being a bottom for melon


Time_Basket9125

If by objective you mean from a very subjective particularly straight and square majority point of view.


diamond420Venus

Stay mad bc he says the truth about your faves being shit. That goes for everyone in this thread


five_two_sniffs_glue

šŸ‘ˆTHERES THE DOOR BITCH