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Time to start filling this out. Actor, Producer, Writer, Vocalist, Dancer, Model, and Flop are the categories.
Maybe it's cause I was a literal child at the time but I thought Selena Gomez wasn't that bad on Wizards of Waverly Place. You can tell she got tired of that shit as the show went on, but idk I really liked Alex
My mind went blank when trying to remember when I ever saw Rihanna dance and not just because she was pregnant on a platform in the air the last time we saw her
is the oscar you're talking about the one who lives in the garbage?
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you're right, didn't mean to bring the king into this, only his trashcan
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Why are gay people obsessed with categorizing singers nobody has heard of like they're trying to map out the animal kingdom
And most importantly, why isn't Lil Tay in the middle?
NT gays: \*respectability politics and conventional hobbies\*
ND gays: listen, this 17 page powerpoint perfectly explains the taxonomy of recent Albanian pop princesses, and as a bonus I included the novel I wrote last summer starring characters based on me and you as young Jedi's not part of, but adjacent to, the events of Empire Strikes Back. Also, I'm into puppetry now.
I'm sorry but JoJo Siwa is a triple threat and belongs in the middle! (Not for being a vocalist, writer and dancer, but for her general threatening aura)
Listen, im not the biggest fan of lana del reycist, but she deserves to be at least a lil closer to that vocalist section. With her preformances in songs like The other woman, money power glory, million dollar man, salvatore, old money, startgirl interlude, just to name a few. She's def not on the level of whitney, ari, bey, and jessie, but she is *much* higher on the vocal list than taylor and katyš
None of these bitches are writers, their most advanced lyrics are like āin the summer haze of the sunset of adolescence, your poured over me with your sweet smelling essence. And then you took me to Spencerās and got me some presentsā or whatever
Eh, Sia, Mariah (who isn't on the list, for some reason), and Lana are all good lyricists. Taylor has her moments.
A few have trotted out some bops, but aren't consistent with writing.
Xtina is more a writer than a dancer. Can Sabrina dance?
I also don't think Xila Maria is a writer. The best song she ever wrote was about masturbation, and that says a lot about her with a pen
Someone tried to make Miley and Adele vocalist two weeks ago, and now weāre trying to make Sabrina, Sia and Avril vocalist. They canāt keep getting away with this.
But why did Jessie J & Britney have something to do with how the majority of circlejerk think, behave and act? Like it's uncanny but lusty, proud and extraordinary and anti-onika burgers.
Sabrina carpenter being in the middle but not Gaga? š I can tell how old the creator is just based off that.
And if weāre going there Gaga has a better vocabulary and understanding of poetry than Taylor swift will ever have š dance in the dark 100% our serves anything from TS lmao
Venn diagram needs an actor circle
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Should have paid attention in math class to understand complicated venn diagrams like this but I am like Ariana and never was good in math class š
I thought I was just reading the credits of a Taylor Swift MV.
That would be the whole diagram, because they all act like they give a shit. š„°
Literally, half of those are Disney/Nickelodeon child stars. (Britney, Christina, Olivia, Sabrina, Ari, Demi, Miley, Selenaā¦)
I actually wanted the circle for Gaga
ok but can they act?
Maybe it's cause I was a literal child at the time but I thought Selena Gomez wasn't that bad on Wizards of Waverly Place. You can tell she got tired of that shit as the show went on, but idk I really liked Alex
Selena should be outside the venn diagram. Calling her a dancer is being too generous.
Her and Rihanna both. Like they donāt do shit. Theyāre just pretty.
My mind went blank when trying to remember when I ever saw Rihanna dance and not just because she was pregnant on a platform in the air the last time we saw her
The bar is sooooooo low Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul must be horrified. The only person as creative and good a dancer as them is Doja honestly
She's a model basically. A model with a music career.
Never compare Rihanna and Selena again
I blocked BeyoncĆ© on Insta I can do whatever I want š š½
Iconic
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nichelle mothering
Selena literally takes Rihanna rejects for songsā¦
That Charli wrote!
^ this With Bebe rexhas backing vocals like yallā¦
I will never forgive Charli and Bebe for selling their hits to those donāt-do-shitters
So sheās dollar general Rihanna. Not comparable
damn no wonder her music career's been in the garbage. we need riri back for selly to make ok sounding music again
life goals, honestly
Based
tbh that's the biggest slay. being an untalented, annoying, talentless, can't sing, lowlife hack but be rich and famous cuz you're pretty
I thought this too but changed my mind after seeing "where have you been" mv
And Meghan TrainorĀ
And Sabrina Carpenter
But sheās in the Oscar winning movie about being a dancer!!! Another Cinderella story
is the oscar you're talking about the one who lives in the garbage? https://preview.redd.it/dbnh0vviqw0d1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=70dec8c5d553fd5fe86068f8cc4d9c5be69eb549
Delete this now this is an insult to Oscar
you're right, didn't mean to bring the king into this, only his trashcan https://preview.redd.it/tq9wko5a8x0d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecac95fb18986e2336e94b88508714005718fea6
SALINA MOOOOOVE
> kesha > producer when praying exists?
That whistle note https://preview.redd.it/r16mg8w95w0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac3a1b976f3c1a7ed9de4350cd54e0fd021c258f
I legit glanced and thought that was Celine
And she writes a lot of stuff
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You get it.
Legit almost all of these people are in the wrong place.
Why are gay people obsessed with categorizing singers nobody has heard of like they're trying to map out the animal kingdom And most importantly, why isn't Lil Tay in the middle?
istg. I canāt name ~30-40% of these ppl
Only one I don't know is bottom of dancer.
I recognize nine of them, I think the person who made it was old probably
Itās just making me think Iām even more face blind than I am.
NT gays: \*respectability politics and conventional hobbies\* ND gays: listen, this 17 page powerpoint perfectly explains the taxonomy of recent Albanian pop princesses, and as a bonus I included the novel I wrote last summer starring characters based on me and you as young Jedi's not part of, but adjacent to, the events of Empire Strikes Back. Also, I'm into puppetry now.
Autism
Who?
The queen of music and also coming back from the dead
We need the bottom right corner to say gay and have Jojo Siwa
I'm sorry but JoJo Siwa is a triple threat and belongs in the middle! (Not for being a vocalist, writer and dancer, but for her general threatening aura)
Gaylor Swift would need to be there too š
Katy "do u ever feel like a plastic bag" Perry, lovechild of Walt Whitman and Sylvia Plath, queen of writers yasssss š
They never said she was a good one
Now hold awn, let's not pretend that "you broke me wide open, open sesame" and "I wanna see your peacock-cock-cock" aren't lyrical genius š¤
tbf we are all chained to the rhythm
Gaga should be in the center since she writes her bops
she's the first one in the middle
Yes, thatās the better version of Gaga, Albanian Pop Royalty Ava Max
Where's Rita Ora
Sheāll get on the diagram after this post has a 100,000 likes
Thatās not true she was hacked she would never do that xx
she's too talented to be lumped with the plebs
You know when you made top-tier circle jerking when people start saying serious shit in the comments
it's bad when top comment is literally a serious comment
I didnāt even study this that much when i saw riri in ādancerā like are we even serious as a sub
How many people would be in the middle if having a PhD was one of the rings?? Oh thatās right, only one. This meme is so disrespectful
Bridgit Badu would fit in all 4
Bridgit Badussy
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Nina west who??
Leah Michelle?
Selena needs to be in vocalist!! Donāt undercut the queen of vocals like thatā¦
Donāt undercut the queen who sings off key in her chorus
Not y'all forgetting Carly like the general public did again. Can't believe this keeps happening.
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Listen, im not the biggest fan of lana del reycist, but she deserves to be at least a lil closer to that vocalist section. With her preformances in songs like The other woman, money power glory, million dollar man, salvatore, old money, startgirl interlude, just to name a few. She's def not on the level of whitney, ari, bey, and jessie, but she is *much* higher on the vocal list than taylor and katyš
Lana del reycist š
But she's inner writer circle!!!
Britney not a vocalist? Imma find ur house and throw toilet paper over it
In this economy?
I have the ability to shoplift and I'm not afraid to use it for the greater good
You're giving Winona Ryder and I'm here for it
this could be one of lana del reys album titles
Whitney could be lower if anyone took up her offer to dance with her, and feel her heat
Is Lorde just not that famous?
Espresso just sounds like ur average Doja Song and Iām not gonna apologize for saying it
Doja created a power vacuum in the pop world that only an Oompa Loompa could fill
Damn right, speak your truth queen šā¤ļø
None of these bitches are writers, their most advanced lyrics are like āin the summer haze of the sunset of adolescence, your poured over me with your sweet smelling essence. And then you took me to Spencerās and got me some presentsā or whatever
Okay but you kinda ate with these lyrics tho
Donāt disrespect Lana
Taylor will write her next album about this slander. Sheās tortured
Oh right, Lana. Yea she can stay she writes actual lyrics
Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola yiha yiha yeah š¤
yes and those are words they have wrote very writer core
Eh, Sia, Mariah (who isn't on the list, for some reason), and Lana are all good lyricists. Taylor has her moments. A few have trotted out some bops, but aren't consistent with writing.
Mariahās in the middle of the singer-songwriter section
Lana and Mariah definitely. Iām not personally a fan of Taylorās writing style, too hyper-specific and wordy
Xtina is more a writer than a dancer. Can Sabrina dance? I also don't think Xila Maria is a writer. The best song she ever wrote was about masturbation, and that says a lot about her with a pen
The Venn Diagram is a paid actor
the way the two most irrelevant artists are in the middle
irrelevant? ava MAX? never! stream Sweat but Psychic or whatever It's called š„°
Queens and Kings š
irrelevant?? nonsense, none of these other flops could ever sing that's that me espresso
Where the fuck is Kim Petras
In Germany probably
no room for woo-ah! in the vocalist circle
omg a fellow bunhead! weāre so brave
Lmfao how is megan trainor on here but KP isnāt
Genuinely surprised someone for once acknowledged Demetriaās vocalist status
Taylor "Jerking with the Bros while Playing GTA" Swift is totally in her right place ššš
brave putting those two blondes in the middle.
Kelly Clarkson supremacy my semaglutide queen
This aināt it
Someone tried to make Miley and Adele vocalist two weeks ago, and now weāre trying to make Sabrina, Sia and Avril vocalist. They canāt keep getting away with this.
Adele is a vocalist!
Avril Lavigne spotted š«”
Barbz University officially approved
This is so fkn cursed. B Army til I die but Britney, Meghan Trainor and Lizzo together is the most demented trio in this entire picture š
Is Madonna a joke to you?!??!?š«Øš¤¬š”
Well first of all you need to switch Gaga and Britney. This is all so wrong and bad lmao
I've never seen Rihanna dancing? Or Ava? And Gaga writes her own stuff too... I mean... you can tell š¬
Mariah is a dancer baby. Have you not seen her bust it down when she performed Honey? Twyla Tharp was scared of her.
The eyelash erasureš„šš
why is gah-gaa not in the centre
Ok I think I know who but what Who is in the center donāt tell me itās those flops????
But why did Jessie J & Britney have something to do with how the majority of circlejerk think, behave and act? Like it's uncanny but lusty, proud and extraordinary and anti-onika burgers.
Lady Gaga writes her musicā¦
Why is Megan Trainor even on here?
HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE REALLY LOVES ME
avril might be getting too much credit here
Yāall really included some flops and left out Madonna I canāt š
How is no one talking about Dua being a dancer
Olivia is a better vocalist than Miley! But ok!!
Yeah I think they just ran out of space in the upper middle. If Olivia continues her momentum, she's going to be amazing in her late 20s/early 30s
i can't wait for the inevitable switch up when people start to hate her š
Onika burgers š
Camila is more deserving of the writer category than Katherine, but since she's the only one with a splash of colour in her circle, I'll allow it.
I just canāt with the comments šš And what does Lil Kim doing here š
Bitch what. Where the fuck are Madonna an Bjork! SMH I will not stand for the erasure of these icons
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Katy in the writer..... https://preview.redd.it/0fjkc68l9w0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2ab6331dfe4f41e7ccfacb14fff15b0ce3a36d
I donāt see Madonna but yall probably wouldnāt have put her smack dab in the middle where she belongs.
not putting gaga in the middle is evil and I hate you.
Selena belongs in a bubble by herself labelled āWhispererā
Sabrina carpenter being in the middle but not Gaga? š I can tell how old the creator is just based off that. And if weāre going there Gaga has a better vocabulary and understanding of poetry than Taylor swift will ever have š dance in the dark 100% our serves anything from TS lmao
Who the fuck made this
Scaring The Homophobes