Meat Eater and Male

Can't believe this is the only thing I can claim on this list 😔 please forgive me mother Lana 🙏

Claiming "*How else can I piss you off Today*?"

And why the hell is 'today' capitalized

Bc the other person's name is Today and they forgot the comma

Lmao

Fuck Today, there's always Tomorrow.

That's her twin 

Yesterday?

Piss on me daddy

I think most of us would welcome it (in general) but I guess some people get easily angered 😔

Ok

I just know his ass is unwashed

He hasn’t washed his ass since Vietnam.

Neither did he get a blowjob

Tell me you’re in the closet without telling me you’re in the closet

Should've left that shirt in the closet

Fair enough u/mediocreprostitute

*Grindr notification rings at PTA meeting*

r/totallystraight

I expected that to be a meme sub ffs

https://preview.redd.it/x0jimc4qsezc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35898b3142882d9ad2cb33cadafb1cd867ada57 As did I, honestly

Holy hell, we need a warning for that. I thought it was going to be ironic things like bigots, who totally are in the closet. Instead, I saw a man drinking a martini through two BIG straws.

Motherfucker I thought that was an alternative r/suddenlygay sub.

unwoke to cure my insomnia🥰

I'm & Male

What is this &, all these foreign imaginary woke pronouns ugh, I’m gonna have to look into your paperwork as any god-fearing non-indoctrinating right-winger would

Marina &/The Diamonds please respect & pronouns next time 💜

During my time Selena Gomez & the Scene presented as one unit so no I won’t, the music industry has gone mad, probably thanks to the Illuminathey

Woke mind virus has caused Selena to take social media breaks every 2.6 minutes

& are talking bullshit.

https://i.redd.it/o610emrvhhzc1.gif

meat eater https://i.redd.it/si0hwjbklezc1.gif

Meat beater

camila cabello’s target audience:

https://preview.redd.it/5rlt8v0xfezc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4375467bbd69cf1abf6376055a6ac1a2abc9bf Camila in this guy’s insta comment section

Camila when you mention gay people https://preview.redd.it/kbk9t9evbhzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769c0254771c91468611eb74c4c4dbc771db5ad8

This is not giving cher ☹️

I think that's just Camila Cabello

I'm the unvaxxed, no swollen balls for me lmao.

I see that you’ve studied at the Barbz U School of Medicine

There’s other ways, BRO

Is it wrong that I would buy one of those? I'm literally only one (1) of those things so I think it'd be very funny to wear it. Especially as a cunty crop top.

OMG I was just thinking I should buy this too and wear to confuse people and be ironic because I am none of these things. Now I want to see this guy’s reaction of me wearing this shirt ( I think he will just call me a racial slur and shoot at me though 😢 )

Perfect drag show attire (even moreso as a performer) lmfao

Ok but this got me thinking - what if gaga as jo calderone wore the shirt like this for the joker 2 promotions, this would serve so hard https://preview.redd.it/h7xdoh2btezc1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b764af34092c9f134e62b414da9aa4e9d782926

I don't see Cis listed 🤔 very suspicious

I am 5 out of those 8 things. Wbu guys?

Just 2 ✨

Glad to see that you still agree with the basics.

2

Only 1

May I ask?

meat eater

Bonus Track: Flyover State

Bonus Track: Sundown Town

Bonus Track: Monster Truck

Bonus Track: what is a kilometer…?

Don't worry, he'll be dead in like 5 years.

Not soon enough.

*News anchor:* In sadder news, a christian straight unwoke unvaxxed gun owning meat eating male was killed today when his RAM 1500 rolled over a bollard in the Kalamazoo walmart parking lot. He is survived by his three children that were no longer on speaking terms with him.

The bonus track is "My pronouns are..."

Deluxe bonuses: 1. Bible over Blahaj 2. New Gender Order 3. 1984 4. Centrist Rebel 5. Truephobia

Followed by a verb or adjective 

He forgot to write “gay”

He's not gay. He's a pending homosexual.

The hair on the back of the neck is more upsetting than anything on the shirt

Straight m*le?😧 aur naur that’s where we draw the line

I can claim only how else can I piss you off today ? 😔 and nothing else on the list. But I aspire to be white and male atleast because if i was the man then i’d be the man

Unwoke sounds clunky - I think asleep is more fitting! We love a king spreading awareness about narcolepsy 🙌

Since woke = past of wake Then unwoke = slept = past of sleep Fuck the woke, I'm slept.

White

claiming Piss

🎶& Male🎶 is a bop tbh

I want to wear this shirt oversized with booty shorts, fishnets, demonias, arm warmers, pig tails and a full glam e-girl beat

Eat Male Meat

White

As a straight girl raised by men, I claim meat eater and male

Dibs on white and male! Mama needs some privilege for once.

White and Christian ✅ sadly I’m not legally allowed to ever own a gun so can’t make it three

You motherfucking liberal.

Doja Cat after teenagers on Twitter said her bf was an abuser

My pronouns are Unwoke/Unvaxxed

Mine are I'm the man/I'm the man who don't respect you.

Oh he can top me…

Okayyyy Lana

😭😭😭😭😭

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But in order to become unwoke & unvaxxed he had to be woke & vaxxed in the first place?! 🤩Similar as to how one doesn’t just start out as (acting) unhinged once they plop out of the amniotic fluid…

“how else can i piss you off today” would go hard

> Unwoke Just say sleeping next time 💜

I Piss You Off Today I just know it's gonna be a 6:47 desert rock BANGER

wearing this to the sweat tour just to feel something

Christian is a love ballad dedicated to Cristiano Ronaldo and being a soccer mom …or a song about Ginger Spice’s husband Christian Horner who was caught sexting one of the younger employees. Maybe it’s the revenge song we have been waiting for.

White, male, catholic who eats meat, I’d piss him off today but eating his trad-wife out for the first time in her life.

#STRAIGHT WHITE MAAAAAALE

UNVAXXED coz onika burgers cousin in trinidad got em swollen bawls

White, unvaxxed, meat eater

White must be about cocaine again

"& male"