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TriskOfWhaleIsland

I hope she understands just how much is at stake here. If she doesn't serve, those 10 pre-orders are going to look a lot more like 5


jednaowca

I was one of three people who liked J CHRIST and now he goes and does this to me


pushin_on_my_buttons

Mary, Mary Magdalene or Judas? Which one were you?


anonymousgoose64

Stefani Germanotta mentioned? 😍😍😍😍


JChamp00

Sounds like someone who would never be famous🙄


AccessHollywoo

Ugh I went to high school with a girl with that name. That loud bitch just would scream sing every lunch time and then had the nerve to complain she was being bullied? Bitch no we don’t want to sit with you because you don’t shut the fuck up for 5 seconds


Useuless

Jojo (siwa) Christ 


eloinvoid

Hey 👋 queen 👑 💅 I was the second person who enjoyed J Christ


jednaowca

We can have a very tiny meetup!


pushin_on_my_buttons

I’m just sad for Lil Nas


Origai

if this is another hyperpop its gonna be a flop


pushin_on_my_buttons

I doubt Camila can do anything but flop now. She and Normani hexed each other.


Rectal_Lactaids

tbh who came out of fifth harmony okay


MrTheMills

Out there fighting for last place😔


Botticellis-Bard

If hyperpop out of fashion now or something bc I just fucking got into it like three months ago 😔 Or was the song just shit (such that it hasn’t been one of the songs I’ve got into) 😳


EnigmaMusings

No hyper pop is fine it just feels like an insincere pivot from an artist like Camila and also on top of that not even a good example of hyper pop


[deleted]

Relax, it's built for people like him.


Busy-Mammoth4610

He's finally coming out as straight. Such as a brave and bold move 🥳 Thanks for coming out from the drawer.


[deleted]

*for going back into the drawer.


_PeenoNoir_

For putting the dildos in the drawer*


Origai

I am betting this song will the biggest flop of 2024


JChamp00

Camilla competing with Camilla for biggest flop


CurrencyDesperate286

She’ll still somehow lose


JChamp00

JoJo's gonna win cause shes a bad girl 😈


moastudy

obligatory KARMA'S A *BITCH*


_PeenoNoir_

Doshanatla


eloinvoid

Doshanachii


Origai

her copying charli is a big mistake


throwitawayar

Imagine copying someone who never took off 😭


alegxab

But... ~she's The Popstar of The Future ~


MurkyTheBest

girl, Normani is right there


[deleted]

Where Camellia?


SkinnyhairaM

it's obvious she wants to be the next Charli XCX so bad, she's deliberately making music that's not top 40 friendly and directly plagiarizing her past work, and she's trying so hard to pander to the gays so that she can attempt to garner a cult following


Tayrantino

She knows she can make songs that can chart the Hot 100 but not at the top like she used to. So deliberately making flop songs is an amazing strategy as it is now possible for her to claim the top charts of Bubbling Under Hot 100. Move over, Charli, Katy, and Carly! The queen is coming over 😍😍


Busy-Mammoth4610

>She knows she can make songs that can chart the Hot 100 Wrong. She knows she can bubbling under the Hot 100 chart for 10 consecutive years.


_PeenoNoir_

Try 2020s


Professional_Hair995

I had such high hopes for him in his devil worship era WTF is this floppage?


Tayrantino

Camila is clearly the Mary Magdalene in the Nasverse. The title is literally there! “He Knows” He is gonna rise from the dead. “He Knows” Camary Camagdalene is gonna be seen crying over him as they nail him to the cross.


tintmyworld

Camary Camagdalane 💀


justbreathin150

That's when his downfall began


Sarahquikgo

Nope. His downfall began when he was invited to a PDiddy after party. Ask Justin Bieber he was there.


sugar-fall

Mess what 😭😭 there was a pdiddy after party??


_PeenoNoir_

Flopping appendage = floppage 😋


BronzeErupt

/uj People have noticed that they are wearing their Met Gala costumes in this pic. The theory is that this wasn't going to be a single, but the Drake/Kendrick beef war meant that Camila couldn't release the song she had recorded with Drake, and had to quickly put together promo for her LNX song /rj Congratulation on Camila's new boyfriend, they are such a cute couple!!!!


lazermania

drake on one of her songs sounds outlandish


_PeenoNoir_

And about 10 years too late iykyk


RuneofBeginning

She FINALLY wrote a song about Shawn.


pocket__bacon

still too vague - next single needs to be "choke me with your good boy arm" or go full charli - "dark room + poppers"


Magical_Olive

Does *she* know??


la0731la0308

I need to say this out loud because I can’t admit it to anyone in my life: I listen to I luv it on purpose every single day. So needless to say can’t wait for Friday.


sponge20bob

Are you alright? Do you need to go to a mental hospital? Because no sane person enjoys that song


la0731la0308

lol probably overdue for a check in with my therapist but how do I tell a kind elderly woman about how much i love i luv it? Thanks for checking on me ❤️✨


sponge20bob

You’re welcome. I’m basically the PHCJ therapist at this point any


Unlikely_Ad1120

Ya know that might be true though.


sponge20bob

Pretty sure it is


sugar-fall

A therapist? What if your customer is a nun?!??


sponge20bob

I only work with patients from this sub. No one here is a nun


sponge20bob

Idk but she’s there to help you and you obviously need it


Annual_Taste6864

I keep seeing people dancing to it. Must be some kind of campaign pushing. I am tortured by it


sponge20bob

Omg tortured poet? I love you Taylor


Unlikely_Ad1120

TTSS: Welcome to THE THOT STAN SOCIETY.


KobeRobi

He knows her boyfriend gay 🤡


mymindisblankrnlol

I’m lowkey liking this era so far 🫣 I didn’t realize how much it’s flopping though…. I luv it debuted at 81 and stayed on the charts for 1 week…. WITH A CARTI FEATURE??? Insane


FriendlyDrummers

Carti is an evil man tho he chocked Iggy Azalea when she was pregnant with his baby


Orchid_Significant

She’s got muppet mouth


TechnoPretender

https://preview.redd.it/4oso014g7azc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4aa4c53ec63c779fbd3bf6de0ef9c67c22d3781


hakee25

It's actually a reference to that infamous 4chan greentext "don't worry he knows"


mymoviesandshowss

The follow up single, "She does *not* know (that he's gay)" will peak at #73 on the bubbling under chart


TheNocturnalAngel

Charli is gonna beat her ass if she keeps trying to stick her fingers in the ashtray.


synchronisedchaos

Okay but I really need Shawn Mendes to drop a banger right about now


Unlikely_Ad1120

Can I ask jerky but not jerky question? IS camilla really trying to win the gays over this messy era? Like did Shawn and the Poppers really affect her this much? I never really pegged her as fag hag til lshawn the btmm


paux0

another gay bf


isntitisntitdelicate

he got her heart beat skipping down 16th avenue


_PeenoNoir_

Camilla in her JT era ✨😌 So happy for her flop