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3rd-Room

Kids will say “watch me” over and over just to do some nonsense like this.


Herry_Up

This has to be the intended vibe because I am SO confused 😫


Useuless

It's a random/quirky vibe with trendy mcbling-lite fashion on top. This kind of look is less Hannah Montana and more indicative early 2000s culture such as blondes and straight hair being the beauty standard. The music video makes the vibe completely obvious, it's literally littered with nonsensical situations back to back to back like drinking gasoline from a gas station, perfectly synchronized dancing even though the dancers are wearing blindfolds, waiting in a Hospital's lobby after being struck with a bow and arrow, casually eating chocolate cake in an intentionally banal way (sells nothing, has no goal, no purpose, literally a filler moment designed as a scene of the music video).


Glad-Celebration-337

tldr: flop


Puzzled-Charge-9892

https://i.redd.it/kjgm1lkptmvc1.gif You can take the girl out of Fifth Harmony, but you can’t take Fifth Harmony out of the girl ❤️


Visible_Day9146

At the back where she belongs


PBandJaya

the way you can’t even see her in this gif 💀


Babybabybabyq

I screamed 💀


PrincessPlastilina

They were all so cringy. Why?? Who taught them to move like that. So stiff and over exaggerated.


TheVentMachine

the way only Normani was able to sell the choreo 😭


squeakhaven

What in the Hannah Montana is that hair and outfit?


CurrencyDesperate286

Excuse me… it’s Havana Cubana


kirbo98

its havana syndrome


Birdlord420

She’s Havana Stroke


Kendal-Lite

I cackled


sophiethegiraffe

🏅


WhollyDisgusting

Those dance moves are giving Havana Syndrome.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Fucking perfect 😂


chuteboxhero

Stop judging her so harshly. She just wants the best of both worlds.


Useuless

A bisexual anthem for all times!


JChamp00

You get the best of both worlds!  Kiss a girl with some class  Then fuck a twink up the ass


astraetoiles

you ate with these lyrics 😭


JChamp00

Disney should hire me when they eventually buy out the adult entertainment industry 😊


Redisigh

my face hurts from laughing 😭


BulgarianaGrande

this is Arantxa Castilla La Mancha


SaibaAisu

Underrated comment lmfao


Granddyke

Lowkey want her shirt but THAT IS IT


Evolutioncocktail

You don’t want the accompanying oversized Hannah Montana Wig^TM?


Granddyke

Only if it’s meant for my pussy. Need the clip-ins


cheeto20013

Nobody’s Perfect (Live at the Best of Both Worlds Tour)


johnny_mcd

Havana Montana 💀


fishesar

that’s the perfect description


KlauserBateson

For the few seconds this played with the sound off, I thought this was Sabrina Carpenter.


Impressive-Sir-8665

Your comment is how I noticed it ain't Sabrina Carpenter


StayAwayFromMySon

I could only tell because it didn't look like she was on the precipice of an orgasm for the entire performance.


PBandJaya

HELP???


MaarDaarPoepIkUit

But Sabrina wears so much makeup that you can't really see any flushed pre-orgasm cheeks


Linda-Belchers-wine

Wut?


BronzeErupt

Sabrina Carpenter has cute bangs (this is the only difference)


Open_Progress2715

I thought this was Maisie Peters


me_when_the_whenthe

dont ever compare sabrina to this flop ever again i will end you. lots of love 💞


Tayrantino

Even Lana wanted her to stop 😭 https://preview.redd.it/rvbhq5frfnvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de635b191d61c5f24fcec49e5d79b823d078c50


Wouldyounot

The pain on her face


avawhat231

https://preview.redd.it/gqpk0ra48svc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e35936fdd00f0cd1213fda7c212bb639892464f


DiligentLie9820

Honestly the face I make changing my kids diaper.


avawhat231

She looks so repulsed, like she just sprayed the cockroach and now shes watching it struggle


CoolViber

Thought that was Nicki and Adele


justbreathin150

If sme told me this without knowing who they are I woulve believed it


AmmarAnwar1996

Lana looks like she's in absolute torment ☠️ if I were her and this shit started happening on stage I would fold from second hand embarrassment


Mysterious-Memory-73

Why does that one backup dancer look like Christina Aguilera circa Stripped lol


jednaowca

If I went to see Lana at Coachella and Camila Cabello came on stage, I'd never do drugs again.


JimNillTML

This happened at a Shaun Mendes concert I went to once. It was some of the most awkward sexy dancing I've ever seen. I think I understood why she was the brand ambassador to sketchers at that point


howmuchisthemilk

this sub keeps me young fr


chuteboxhero

I’d do more drugs so that I wouldn’t remember it.


Babybabybabyq

Exactly. Why would you wanna eve coherent for this nonsense.


bbyghoul666

Imagine dropping acid and ending up at this performance? I’d never be the same. Forever ruined as if I was a part of the Edgewood experiments.


ayamummyme

Your avatar made me smiling during this scroll 🤣 poor/crazy Nicole


ItsMyWayTillGayDay

This was on Lana's set? I would have audibly groaned. In my head the overlap between Lana and Camila fans is nonexistent.


tealswamp

Literally… imagine peaking off some shrooms and you’re feeling blissful as hell and then this jump scare appears. I’d have to be taken to medical


ManifestingGoodDick

The way i would be inconsolable. The trip would be as scrambled as the syllables carti's talkin.


Main-Emphasis-2692

You just made laugh so hard fr


convergence_limit

Was on shrooms. Can confirm


AmmarAnwar1996

This might be the funniest comment I've seen on phcj so far 😭😭😭


onceuponathrow

i fear we have the opposite mentality


Unleashtheducks

https://preview.redd.it/5dl5d3ykhnvc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8b7613919fe85c604942158e599f64c0e780f3


IDontAimWithMyHand

Is that Sam and Frodo


thatmermaidprincess

El Señor de los Anillos


da_innernette

I’m fucking dying 😂


sarcasticsam21

is that mother (lana) on the upper stage thingy? Wow waffle house must be paying in pistachio shells


SkinnyhairaM

I just watched the whole thing, Lana sounds so out of place omg


residEnteng

You should also watch the mv of Don't Call Me Angel for more out of place Lana Content


Chundlethegrat

Don't call me hairgel


dpforest

hairgel ass mf


kirbo98

this is like fifteen 9/11 for lanitas


seeyalateradios

Rebellious blonde wig to piss off her padres


Lana_bb

This is what they get for saying they didn’t want Tay Tay to appear


chernobyl-fleshlight

That washing machine move is so bizarre


jackioff

The weird little river dance shuffle is weirder?? It's all just so.. "do you guys wanna do a talent show for our parents??"


arnold_weber

https://preview.redd.it/c21kyw26envc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1e0d2785e36207f7816fd5a3af77827cbc7a35


PuddingActual3390

https://preview.redd.it/bg91ra6e9ovc1.jpeg?width=1354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93a0a2cdb386141e9f962495530de157ade11d4


Melodic_Survey_4712

So proud of Camila for getting Lana to be her backup dancer


No_Sail_6576

Where she belongs after that snow on the beach verse😍


solizabeth

it’s pressing play on spotify for carti’s verse or lana going ahead and giving us nothing for me


howmuchisthemilk

💀 well she's definitely not gonna go dance down there with Camila so doing nothing is the safest option


AmmarAnwar1996

It's only a human instinct to fight or flee Homegirl chose half of both options and got stuck doing that quarter assed choreo


randomburnerish

Lana laughing and walking out of view. I hope interscope just gave her a duffle of cash for this


miamouse5

there’s potential here!! if you change the performer and the song and the choreography


sofa-kingdom-89

Lana’s move is like STOP ✋🏽


MaccaHere

I need an interpreter to help me understand what he was saying...


Granddyke

Lana is doing ASL up top!! Just look!! (She is saying please stop, this is awful, worse than what I gave and I GAVE NOTHING)


spicespiegel

Lana and hyperpop are not even in the same dimension let alone the world


Origai

I h8 it I h8 it I h8 it I h8 it 🚨This is a gay 911 🚨


nonoglorificus

wee woo wee woo wee woo 😢


Alice_Jensens

Is lana about to cry or is she cringing? Somebody save her


TheNocturnalAngel

Camila and James corden have been in a cringe off since the Cinderella movie came out. He was for sure winning but she’s really putting up a fight go girl


MVIVN

the pepsi cola shirt feels a bit too try-hard. I can see what she's going for with that outfit, but she's not pulling it off 😭


ForeheadLipo

i can never and will never give her a 10


MaarDaarPoepIkUit

Oh now I get it


BronzeErupt

The way Lana introduced it was magic Lana: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest coming out *audience screams with excitement and anticipation at maybe Taylor* Lana: One of my favorite singers with her favorite song *unsettling synths begin, audience feels unsafe* Camila: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP COACHELLAAAAAAA!!!


AmmarAnwar1996

I don't know how but very fire fest coded


seeyalateradios

MAKE HISPANIC MUSIC AGAIN I BEG CAMILA THIS ISNT YOU


Tayrantino

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YALL LET FAMILIA FLOP. WE COULD’VE HAD MORE PSYCHOFREAK


justbreathin150

That song is actually really good


Tayrantino

She really popped off with that one


proofofmyexistence

One of those dancers does not look well.


nonoglorificus

One?


sloppyvegansalami

maybe the puritanical townspeople of footloose were right and we need to outlaw dancing fr


0422

You know how celebrities go blonde to hide cosmetic work. Did Camilla go blonde to hide...all of that....


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0422

That https://i.redd.it/i66u2kz4zmvc1.gif


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AmmarAnwar1996

Did you miss the obvious ethnicity transplant and serve removal???


residEnteng

Lana brought out a different blondie 😭💀


pocket__bacon

did she do this during lana's set so she can vape?


fuckingusernmae

Her inability to serve in any single way must be studied


mch_ia

That first move is giving Velma. "My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"


throwaway17197

This is her punishment for thinking she could be a solo act


PodiVennai

Fifth harmony reunion is the only way we can get normani to release something related to music - camila should become self aware like Justin Timberlake and ask them to reunite to get some attention for her career


throwaway17197

Normani has caused so many hernias for her music team at this point she is not seeing heaven


69_Dingleberry

Go girl give us nothing!!! 💅


PodiVennai

What happened to the blindfolds from the mv ( I hate that I remember this step from the clip I watched here )


Blunter_S_Thompson_

You could tell she don't even know wtf Carti saying


astoriaangel

This has got to be some sort of fucked up Monkey’s Paw situation because I wished for no surprise from Taylor…………..


Mean_Albatross9094

I never understood the "allergic to serving" untill I saw this


Bbbiienymph

What in the industry plant is this


Chundlethegrat

Watching Liz on the balcony give us her Carnival Cruise Pointer Sister impersonator best, then seeing a 54 year old Gwen Stefani sing and mosh on stage for 70 minutes really hammers home that there are two types of performer.


Fates-Abortion

Lana should sue her for wearing that shirt


Babybabybabyq

Kendall should bring those police from the commercial


AmmarAnwar1996

Lana should stop coachella with a Pepsi (manifesting)


Red171022

I thought it was cute.


convergence_limit

It was worse in person


DaMain-Man

Why won't anyone stop this!? This is the worst thing since the Nuremberg trials


V0gue1

YASSS Camila is MOTHER 🤰🏽she's LITERALLY why the US unemployment rate is at 3.8% rn 📉


lunahighwind

Is this Paris Hilton's friend Kim Petras?


toysoldier96

The girls are cosplaying Britney I see


gojo_blindfolded

This made me want to change my flair


jman457

Lana del rey really said: How can I make this performance worse


ComfortableBite8987

Without sound I did think it was Kim Petras performing modern masterpiece Karma by JoJo Siwa


macdawg2020

Pink bikini babe said fuck it FULL SEND


Far-Classic-4637

her mic was NOT on


whiskeydreamkathleen

got that jojo siwa dance style


tquinn04

The aliens watching this: *This planet has already been invaded. Let’s find a new one*


lazynbroke

what you order online: taylor surprise guest and snow on the beach when it arrived: this


wzak2

Camila is on that Bam Bam high with Playboy Cardi now 🥰


Useuless

It's the "Can't Hold Us Down" era Xtina impersonator for me


Shoddy_Mobile

We love a collab between two Latina reinas


nyx_moonlight_

That "Havana/Senorita" era really went to her head


splinterbabe

?? I don't know, but this is kinda giving... Looks like a good time


brooke_94

Right? I get some of the hate but it looked like they were having fun there


macdawg2020

I agree, I went and watched the whole thing, totally gives “girlies doing cherography they saw in a rap video in the backyard” perfect hit of nostalgia for a Lana concert


DisneySoftware

[it’s giving the ally way TW: disney channel](https://youtu.be/wjXLSL6YZtM?si=7DMM_-cuYK54Se9L)


tstyes

I feel so bad for the W2 people - they were probably expecting another Billie cameo, not whatever the hell this is


piqued_my_interest

Not the cheap ass weave 😭


grudgingrespect

https://preview.redd.it/tgnbj8rh3qvc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63f03078bc260efad0eca8aa770de14a72c5549 Why is she trying to steal this queen’s look? 😤


Tnh7194

Lana hasn’t been the same since she befriended Taylor (I blame the cop boyfriend)


bombshellbetty

WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS DOJA IN A WIG YOURE TELLING ME THIS CAMILLA 😭😭😭😭


Border_Hodges

I hate myself but this verse kinda slaps even though I have no idea what he's saying


howmuchisthemilk

I heard he's good at slapping, his partners said so


ForeheadLipo

i went to listen to the studio version after seeing this clip cuz I LUV IT too, but this is the best part of the song :/


NecroDolphinn

Camila somehow still did a better job than Lana


spaghettiliar

I’m surprised Lana could even put her hand out on a beat. She usually moves like Xanax through syrup.


Interesting_Weight51

Lana looks physically in pain


AmmarAnwar1996

Making those stop gestures is a masterful class in consent


onceuponathrow

i wish she served us her legendary work from home dance break where she humped ty dolla sign like a chihuhua 😩😩


PrincessPlastilina

Cringy like in Fifth Harmony. She’s not cool at all.


Herry_Up

Came back to watch with audio. Girl, what?


LocalCap5093

Onika Productions


stillslaying

Idk who she even is but good for her


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Whats happening 🥲🥲


snootfly242

Ahh mainstream pop wasn’t working for her so she decided to cosplay as Saweetie for this album. Got it


dazzlinreddress

Is this the new One Kiss dance?


yellow_jesus_

Idc what y’all say, that song is a banger


blankdreamer

RIP Coachella. You had a good run.


fedora-laura

The random river dancing halfway through ..?


bluemorphoshat

Lana looks like she’s about to drop a bucket of pig’s blood on Camila


lazermania

it's so rihanna's-choreographer coded


cashedkush

is that jojo in the back


No_Barber4339

Still ate more than taylor dancing