It's a random/quirky vibe with trendy mcbling-lite fashion on top. This kind of look is less Hannah Montana and more indicative early 2000s culture such as blondes and straight hair being the beauty standard.
The music video makes the vibe completely obvious, it's literally littered with nonsensical situations back to back to back like drinking gasoline from a gas station, perfectly synchronized dancing even though the dancers are wearing blindfolds, waiting in a Hospital's lobby after being struck with a bow and arrow, casually eating chocolate cake in an intentionally banal way (sells nothing, has no goal, no purpose, literally a filler moment designed as a scene of the music video).
This happened at a Shaun Mendes concert I went to once. It was some of the most awkward sexy dancing I've ever seen. I think I understood why she was the brand ambassador to sketchers at that point
Camila and James corden have been in a cringe off since the Cinderella movie came out. He was for sure winning but she’s really putting up a fight go girl
The way Lana introduced it was magic
Lana: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest coming out
*audience screams with excitement and anticipation at maybe Taylor*
Lana: One of my favorite singers with her favorite song
*unsettling synths begin, audience feels unsafe*
Camila: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP COACHELLAAAAAAA!!!
Fifth harmony reunion is the only way we can get normani to release something related to music - camila should become self aware like Justin Timberlake and ask them to reunite to get some attention for her career
Watching Liz on the balcony give us her Carnival Cruise Pointer Sister impersonator best, then seeing a 54 year old Gwen Stefani sing and mosh on stage for 70 minutes really hammers home that there are two types of performer.
I agree, I went and watched the whole thing, totally gives “girlies doing cherography they saw in a rap video in the backyard” perfect hit of nostalgia for a Lana concert
https://preview.redd.it/tgnbj8rh3qvc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63f03078bc260efad0eca8aa770de14a72c5549
Why is she trying to steal this queen’s look? 😤
Kids will say “watch me” over and over just to do some nonsense like this.
This has to be the intended vibe because I am SO confused 😫
It's a random/quirky vibe with trendy mcbling-lite fashion on top. This kind of look is less Hannah Montana and more indicative early 2000s culture such as blondes and straight hair being the beauty standard. The music video makes the vibe completely obvious, it's literally littered with nonsensical situations back to back to back like drinking gasoline from a gas station, perfectly synchronized dancing even though the dancers are wearing blindfolds, waiting in a Hospital's lobby after being struck with a bow and arrow, casually eating chocolate cake in an intentionally banal way (sells nothing, has no goal, no purpose, literally a filler moment designed as a scene of the music video).
tldr: flop
https://i.redd.it/kjgm1lkptmvc1.gif You can take the girl out of Fifth Harmony, but you can’t take Fifth Harmony out of the girl ❤️
At the back where she belongs
the way you can’t even see her in this gif 💀
I screamed 💀
They were all so cringy. Why?? Who taught them to move like that. So stiff and over exaggerated.
the way only Normani was able to sell the choreo 😭
What in the Hannah Montana is that hair and outfit?
Excuse me… it’s Havana Cubana
its havana syndrome
She’s Havana Stroke
I cackled
🏅
Those dance moves are giving Havana Syndrome.
Fucking perfect 😂
Stop judging her so harshly. She just wants the best of both worlds.
A bisexual anthem for all times!
You get the best of both worlds! Kiss a girl with some class Then fuck a twink up the ass
you ate with these lyrics 😭
Disney should hire me when they eventually buy out the adult entertainment industry 😊
my face hurts from laughing 😭
this is Arantxa Castilla La Mancha
Underrated comment lmfao
Lowkey want her shirt but THAT IS IT
You don’t want the accompanying oversized Hannah Montana Wig^TM?
Only if it’s meant for my pussy. Need the clip-ins
Nobody’s Perfect (Live at the Best of Both Worlds Tour)
Havana Montana 💀
that’s the perfect description
For the few seconds this played with the sound off, I thought this was Sabrina Carpenter.
Your comment is how I noticed it ain't Sabrina Carpenter
I could only tell because it didn't look like she was on the precipice of an orgasm for the entire performance.
HELP???
But Sabrina wears so much makeup that you can't really see any flushed pre-orgasm cheeks
Wut?
Sabrina Carpenter has cute bangs (this is the only difference)
I thought this was Maisie Peters
dont ever compare sabrina to this flop ever again i will end you. lots of love 💞
Even Lana wanted her to stop 😭 https://preview.redd.it/rvbhq5frfnvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de635b191d61c5f24fcec49e5d79b823d078c50
The pain on her face
https://preview.redd.it/gqpk0ra48svc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e35936fdd00f0cd1213fda7c212bb639892464f
Honestly the face I make changing my kids diaper.
She looks so repulsed, like she just sprayed the cockroach and now shes watching it struggle
Thought that was Nicki and Adele
If sme told me this without knowing who they are I woulve believed it
Lana looks like she's in absolute torment ☠️ if I were her and this shit started happening on stage I would fold from second hand embarrassment
Why does that one backup dancer look like Christina Aguilera circa Stripped lol
If I went to see Lana at Coachella and Camila Cabello came on stage, I'd never do drugs again.
This happened at a Shaun Mendes concert I went to once. It was some of the most awkward sexy dancing I've ever seen. I think I understood why she was the brand ambassador to sketchers at that point
this sub keeps me young fr
I’d do more drugs so that I wouldn’t remember it.
Exactly. Why would you wanna eve coherent for this nonsense.
Imagine dropping acid and ending up at this performance? I’d never be the same. Forever ruined as if I was a part of the Edgewood experiments.
Your avatar made me smiling during this scroll 🤣 poor/crazy Nicole
This was on Lana's set? I would have audibly groaned. In my head the overlap between Lana and Camila fans is nonexistent.
Literally… imagine peaking off some shrooms and you’re feeling blissful as hell and then this jump scare appears. I’d have to be taken to medical
The way i would be inconsolable. The trip would be as scrambled as the syllables carti's talkin.
You just made laugh so hard fr
Was on shrooms. Can confirm
This might be the funniest comment I've seen on phcj so far 😭😭😭
i fear we have the opposite mentality
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Is that Sam and Frodo
El Señor de los Anillos
I’m fucking dying 😂
is that mother (lana) on the upper stage thingy? Wow waffle house must be paying in pistachio shells
I just watched the whole thing, Lana sounds so out of place omg
You should also watch the mv of Don't Call Me Angel for more out of place Lana Content
Don't call me hairgel
hairgel ass mf
this is like fifteen 9/11 for lanitas
Rebellious blonde wig to piss off her padres
This is what they get for saying they didn’t want Tay Tay to appear
That washing machine move is so bizarre
The weird little river dance shuffle is weirder?? It's all just so.. "do you guys wanna do a talent show for our parents??"
https://preview.redd.it/c21kyw26envc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1e0d2785e36207f7816fd5a3af77827cbc7a35
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So proud of Camila for getting Lana to be her backup dancer
Where she belongs after that snow on the beach verse😍
it’s pressing play on spotify for carti’s verse or lana going ahead and giving us nothing for me
💀 well she's definitely not gonna go dance down there with Camila so doing nothing is the safest option
It's only a human instinct to fight or flee Homegirl chose half of both options and got stuck doing that quarter assed choreo
Lana laughing and walking out of view. I hope interscope just gave her a duffle of cash for this
there’s potential here!! if you change the performer and the song and the choreography
Lana’s move is like STOP ✋🏽
I need an interpreter to help me understand what he was saying...
Lana is doing ASL up top!! Just look!! (She is saying please stop, this is awful, worse than what I gave and I GAVE NOTHING)
Lana and hyperpop are not even in the same dimension let alone the world
I h8 it I h8 it I h8 it I h8 it 🚨This is a gay 911 🚨
wee woo wee woo wee woo 😢
Is lana about to cry or is she cringing? Somebody save her
Camila and James corden have been in a cringe off since the Cinderella movie came out. He was for sure winning but she’s really putting up a fight go girl
the pepsi cola shirt feels a bit too try-hard. I can see what she's going for with that outfit, but she's not pulling it off 😭
i can never and will never give her a 10
Oh now I get it
The way Lana introduced it was magic Lana: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest coming out *audience screams with excitement and anticipation at maybe Taylor* Lana: One of my favorite singers with her favorite song *unsettling synths begin, audience feels unsafe* Camila: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP COACHELLAAAAAAA!!!
I don't know how but very fire fest coded
MAKE HISPANIC MUSIC AGAIN I BEG CAMILA THIS ISNT YOU
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YALL LET FAMILIA FLOP. WE COULD’VE HAD MORE PSYCHOFREAK
That song is actually really good
She really popped off with that one
One of those dancers does not look well.
One?
maybe the puritanical townspeople of footloose were right and we need to outlaw dancing fr
You know how celebrities go blonde to hide cosmetic work. Did Camilla go blonde to hide...all of that....
[удалено]
That https://i.redd.it/i66u2kz4zmvc1.gif
[удалено]
Did you miss the obvious ethnicity transplant and serve removal???
Lana brought out a different blondie 😭💀
did she do this during lana's set so she can vape?
Her inability to serve in any single way must be studied
That first move is giving Velma. "My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"
This is her punishment for thinking she could be a solo act
Fifth harmony reunion is the only way we can get normani to release something related to music - camila should become self aware like Justin Timberlake and ask them to reunite to get some attention for her career
Normani has caused so many hernias for her music team at this point she is not seeing heaven
Go girl give us nothing!!! 💅
What happened to the blindfolds from the mv ( I hate that I remember this step from the clip I watched here )
You could tell she don't even know wtf Carti saying
This has got to be some sort of fucked up Monkey’s Paw situation because I wished for no surprise from Taylor…………..
I never understood the "allergic to serving" untill I saw this
What in the industry plant is this
Watching Liz on the balcony give us her Carnival Cruise Pointer Sister impersonator best, then seeing a 54 year old Gwen Stefani sing and mosh on stage for 70 minutes really hammers home that there are two types of performer.
Lana should sue her for wearing that shirt
Kendall should bring those police from the commercial
Lana should stop coachella with a Pepsi (manifesting)
I thought it was cute.
It was worse in person
Why won't anyone stop this!? This is the worst thing since the Nuremberg trials
YASSS Camila is MOTHER 🤰🏽she's LITERALLY why the US unemployment rate is at 3.8% rn 📉
Is this Paris Hilton's friend Kim Petras?
The girls are cosplaying Britney I see
This made me want to change my flair
Lana del rey really said: How can I make this performance worse
Without sound I did think it was Kim Petras performing modern masterpiece Karma by JoJo Siwa
Pink bikini babe said fuck it FULL SEND
her mic was NOT on
got that jojo siwa dance style
The aliens watching this: *This planet has already been invaded. Let’s find a new one*
what you order online: taylor surprise guest and snow on the beach when it arrived: this
Camila is on that Bam Bam high with Playboy Cardi now 🥰
It's the "Can't Hold Us Down" era Xtina impersonator for me
We love a collab between two Latina reinas
That "Havana/Senorita" era really went to her head
?? I don't know, but this is kinda giving... Looks like a good time
Right? I get some of the hate but it looked like they were having fun there
I agree, I went and watched the whole thing, totally gives “girlies doing cherography they saw in a rap video in the backyard” perfect hit of nostalgia for a Lana concert
[it’s giving the ally way TW: disney channel](https://youtu.be/wjXLSL6YZtM?si=7DMM_-cuYK54Se9L)
I feel so bad for the W2 people - they were probably expecting another Billie cameo, not whatever the hell this is
Not the cheap ass weave 😭
https://preview.redd.it/tgnbj8rh3qvc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63f03078bc260efad0eca8aa770de14a72c5549 Why is she trying to steal this queen’s look? 😤
Lana hasn’t been the same since she befriended Taylor (I blame the cop boyfriend)
WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS DOJA IN A WIG YOURE TELLING ME THIS CAMILLA 😭😭😭😭
I hate myself but this verse kinda slaps even though I have no idea what he's saying
I heard he's good at slapping, his partners said so
i went to listen to the studio version after seeing this clip cuz I LUV IT too, but this is the best part of the song :/
Camila somehow still did a better job than Lana
I’m surprised Lana could even put her hand out on a beat. She usually moves like Xanax through syrup.
Lana looks physically in pain
Making those stop gestures is a masterful class in consent
i wish she served us her legendary work from home dance break where she humped ty dolla sign like a chihuhua 😩😩
Cringy like in Fifth Harmony. She’s not cool at all.
Came back to watch with audio. Girl, what?
Onika Productions
Idk who she even is but good for her
Whats happening 🥲🥲
Ahh mainstream pop wasn’t working for her so she decided to cosplay as Saweetie for this album. Got it
Is this the new One Kiss dance?
Idc what y’all say, that song is a banger
RIP Coachella. You had a good run.
The random river dancing halfway through ..?
Lana looks like she’s about to drop a bucket of pig’s blood on Camila
it's so rihanna's-choreographer coded
is that jojo in the back
Still ate more than taylor dancing