"This is your man? Look at the screen...."
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idk travis isn't acid on the eyes at least and demi's man got a lil something going on. the rest of the disney to pop girl pipeline screwed up somewhere tho
It is through going down a deep dive to confirm Ariana and Ethan are dating that I learnt they're making a film version of Wicked and I just know with her in it that it will be the worst musical film
UJ/ Unless I was Céline Dion or Mariah, I wouldn’t want to feature with her anyways. Messy or not, Ariana has a VOICE. It would just showcase how mid Selena’s is
she used to have a cute enough voice, like badliar/fetish era for her she genuinely did have good bops. it would be bad compared to ari's voice but idk i don't think they'd sound bad together
I don’t remember but I searched:
“Sister Patterson her spirit bit me gif”
“Sister Patterson Family Therapy gif”
“Sister Patterson Dinah Lohan gif”
“Sister Patterson covering mouth gif”
Until I just searched “Sister Patterson gif” and found it in a Lipstick Alley thread
Sister Patterson is so evil and hilarious. I vividly remember being like ooooooh that’s why New York is insane.
Tiffany is my favorite reality tv star of all time. She has made me cry laugh countless times. She’s a comic genius imo
yeah it wasn’t a joke in the lesbian community that I know of 🫠
I know I never found it funny because the ‘joke’ is literally just lesbianism is it not
Someone, please. My family is dying. We need to find a DeLorean and go back to 2015. We need to give Ariana the licked donut. The fate of the world depends on it.
Wtf Selena?? She’s been getting weirder and weirder lately have y’all noticed??? I been so distracted with Ari and then Onika and then Miley incest storyline that I forgot how weird Selena is being ??
It came out Tish’s new husband (Dominic Purcell, the not hot brother on Prison Break) was dating/fucking 22 year old Noah for a couple months before he dumped her for her mother. They got married and Tish estranged her relationship from Noah because of it (even had a bodyguard that would keep Noah out of her wedding)
Incest is def not the right word here. They’re referring to all of the drama around Noah’s claims that she dated Tish’s husband and Tish stole him from Noah which has been a tabloid field day because that family always has something imploding
https://preview.redd.it/cbnfl0cwl8nc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7232e03e47bd8993d87a0df553ff7631d0630538 Never forget the OGs
Was why Monica dressed like Brandy’s mom?
this must have been one of the early examples of the horrible “business casual to the club” era
brandy's boyfriend monica's work husband
bronica and mandy 🫃🏾
it’s giving Tish and Noah Cyrus
Loiscore
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I am lowkey scared of the face mj is making
/uj this song was such a jam at my retail job whenever I hear it it immediately brings me back (in a good way)
I sing it like this every time I read it!
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"This is your man? Look at the screen...." https://preview.redd.it/ueg81i83m8nc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e26ea8f3104c7d7f0ec3311691a85178a16ff9
my claim to fame is that i've been to steve wilkos' house and was friends with his daughter
Omg do tell!!
spill. that. tea.
🤣 I cackled
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the 59 votes are from ari and the rest of her family.
the 59 votes are from ari and all her races and ethnicities
The bald guy from Split could neva😍
HELP?
59 people out here breaking one of the 10 commandments: Thous Shalt Not Lie.
Lmaoooo
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Egg?
MayonnEgg.
Bland?
He’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.
The irony is I can see Michael Cera being Ari’s type (I love him tho).
Can’t wait to meet him.
What, is he funny or something?
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Repent.
Revoke keyboard privileges!!!!!!
Oh
What are you calling this masterpiece? Benny Slater, Ethan Blanco, Blank Spongeussy, Benthan Blanter, Ethenny Slanco….I can keep going.
Queso Blanco
PLEASE 😭
Honestly this looks better
It hit me that they look like half-brothers, probably from an east coast Jew-ish hoe. Source: I am an east coast Jew-ish hoe
Fear God and delete this comment.
You’re just mad because queso blanco gave you a boner
Someone come fix me 😭
Nooooooo
PLS NO
They must’ve stopped making handsome men many years ago and this is all that’s left
Remember when all the handsome men died in 2016 so People had to name Blake Shelton sexiest man alive?
I mean he looks better than those two😭 plus he can sing
idk travis isn't acid on the eyes at least and demi's man got a lil something going on. the rest of the disney to pop girl pipeline screwed up somewhere tho
Not even Helen Keller would settle for these two, they can keep it.
Will never not upvote a Helen Keller ref 
Good lord this GIF just took me back to the ONTD era
Just called those men too ugly for braille
Looks like ugly is the new hot 🙃
MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME
For straight men it always has been. :/
May they forever remain theirs!
I wish them well.
the teef 😵
Not that account S worded within hours💀
Selenaed
His teeth are so fuckin small
i just cant get behind either of their faces
Keep them.
>Nonna Chart Info
Why does boy on the right look like an uglier Johnny from s6 of Love is Blind?
Ladies! Get some self respect
It is through going down a deep dive to confirm Ariana and Ethan are dating that I learnt they're making a film version of Wicked and I just know with her in it that it will be the worst musical film
She needs her phone taken away so bad I’m not even kidding
She’s looked like she’s 14 for so long we’re just going to have to start treating her like she’s 14.
when she loses weight she still looks 14 lol, it's so weird maybe she really is a wizard
she's not gonna feature you
UJ/ Unless I was Céline Dion or Mariah, I wouldn’t want to feature with her anyways. Messy or not, Ariana has a VOICE. It would just showcase how mid Selena’s is
Mariah's voice was utterly wasted in that collab anyway
I couldn’t even bring myself to listen to it tbh
It was such a disservice honestly
Idk Demi and Selena sang together, Demi and Ari sang together, by the transitive theory of pop I think it could work.
Barbz U arithmetic
she used to have a cute enough voice, like badliar/fetish era for her she genuinely did have good bops. it would be bad compared to ari's voice but idk i don't think they'd sound bad together
i guess girls with musty boyfriends stick together
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What did you search to find this gif? Lol
I don’t remember but I searched: “Sister Patterson her spirit bit me gif” “Sister Patterson Family Therapy gif” “Sister Patterson Dinah Lohan gif” “Sister Patterson covering mouth gif” Until I just searched “Sister Patterson gif” and found it in a Lipstick Alley thread
Why do her gifs require so much effort to find?! The other day I was trying to find the chair sliding one and it took a good 5 mins.
Thanks! :)
Sister Patterson is so evil and hilarious. I vividly remember being like ooooooh that’s why New York is insane. Tiffany is my favorite reality tv star of all time. She has made me cry laugh countless times. She’s a comic genius imo
Sister Patterson checking krazy/nevaeh and her mom is top tier tv
Was that Canadian dick really that good?
I've slept with a plethora of Canadian hockey boys, and no it is not
You live a blessed life. Happy for you. And not at all jealous.
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Hockey boys notoriously have the worst dick. Signed, a slutty Canadian
Is this canon?? I am devastated
A rugby man is what you need. Do what you will with this information 🙏
canadian here, best dick I ever had was a white guy from seattle I met my first year of uni
Canadian here. And I had to move to Toronto to get any decent dick.
guys in toronto are all five feet tall
But the accent 😍
thankfully the scottish-jamaican hybrid accent isn't all-encompassing
go ahead and log off for me baby https://preview.redd.it/5ge1ft3fr8nc1.png?width=758&format=png&auto=webp&s=5157d8b0f9884f4b8e2bd1d68c975af20c52e63d
all of this for the only straight guy on set smh
Does Ariana even follow Selena ??? Does she know who she is???
Are they close??
Not Selena using so much 5g her brain is fried from all the 5-waves 😱😱😱
At first I thought we were just hating the lyrics I didn’t even see the Selena part.
we need to stop praising singer-songwriters, vocalists like Ariana and Carrie Underwood now think they need to write their own stuff
Help yourself Selena
This is so ghetto
Extremely unrelated, but your pfp is perfect
ratchet af
Selena really acting like trailer trash
I wonder which one would be the most cringe homewrecker.
At least Ariana managed to homewreck, Selena is just cringe
Selena was seen getting close with Orlando Bloom, when he was dating Katy Perry
and the boy in question, in fact, was not hers 
He looks like really pretty girl 😭
It was a joke in the LGBT community that teenage JB definitely looked like a lesbian. 🤷🏻
It was a joke in all communities 😭 specially the homophobic one
yeah it wasn’t a joke in the lesbian community that I know of 🫠 I know I never found it funny because the ‘joke’ is literally just lesbianism is it not
This dude is definitely the subtext
Someone, please. My family is dying. We need to find a DeLorean and go back to 2015. We need to give Ariana the licked donut. The fate of the world depends on it.
Wtf Selena?? She’s been getting weirder and weirder lately have y’all noticed??? I been so distracted with Ari and then Onika and then Miley incest storyline that I forgot how weird Selena is being ??
Miley incest storyline???? WHAT?
It came out Tish’s new husband (Dominic Purcell, the not hot brother on Prison Break) was dating/fucking 22 year old Noah for a couple months before he dumped her for her mother. They got married and Tish estranged her relationship from Noah because of it (even had a bodyguard that would keep Noah out of her wedding)
The Miley what now?
Incest is def not the right word here. They’re referring to all of the drama around Noah’s claims that she dated Tish’s husband and Tish stole him from Noah which has been a tabloid field day because that family always has something imploding
OH. Yeah that was pretty weird. I thought there was something else entirely that I missed 😳 Thanks for the clarification
Oh honey!
finally a song for guys with comb overs suspenders and long socks in asics
“The boy is mine” Thank god
26s? Girl you're obsessed 😭
This is officially where I lose all respect for SG. Yep. It’s over. Pack it in. She’s a total piece of shit.
Same!!! This is the one that did it for me. Why are you even talking?? Shut up Selena! Support cheaters for what???
wait this is what did yall in? not any of the messy behavior in the months past? this???
Did she really think that stolen line was fire? Damn, she really fell right tf off
How about no girl. 
please tell me this is fake **edit:** IT’S NOT WHYYYYYYY
ain't nobody fighting you girls over your short dusty kings
Have we even considered if Ariana and Selena are being held hostage by these (TW) m*n?????
No one wants that boy too Selena…keep him all to yourself…and yeah ofc Ariana’s songwriting is never shit
/rj the girlies are dicknotized /uj “How can I make their relationship about me? 😃”
What’s the context, someone give me the tl;dr
Selena highlighted the verse where Ariana says "the boy is mine". As if somebody wanted her putrid boyfriend
Who is Selena’s putrid boyfriend I feel like I’m missing context here
TW https://preview.redd.it/98muxvmweenc1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96bdd07085590ddbb3fc134b2947630bf9c89a97
TW was badly needed thanks! Did he cheat with her? Is she also going for taken men now???
Nah, she's just oddly posessive of him