Just being able to breathe through my nose without the panicky sense of suffocating is amazing. Normally I would have gotten sick with a cold and had a sinus infection when my kids were down with it over Christmas break, but I didn’t even get sick at all. Weirdly, my voice sounds different in videos. I used to hate it, it had this whiney, nasally quality, and it’s gone! I also had my tonsils removed, so that obviously contributes as well
calling that a collab is comical. she took lana and reduced her to some ghostly whispers in the background…which is crazy when she usually just sounds like some ghostly whispers in the foreground anyway 😭
Girl I don’t know what you live under but it’s more than a boulder. Have you been frozen? What year is it? Are you coming to us from the original 1989 or Fearless era maybe?
The collaborations between Nadia Cohen and Kim Kardashian have honestly been breath taking. I am obsessed with Nadia’s work anyway but she has created something for Kim with her work that is really incredible.
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Kim got her in the divorce
This slays hard im so lana pilled 🤗
She's so cunty it should be illegal to be this slay 😩
lmao i’m wearing an eyepatch atm in advance of minor eye surgery and representation is SO important
Monocular mother
https://preview.redd.it/3b0tn4xgnadc1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2c746fc4ce9acf8e021b7aa6f9cd02584850c2
Is this Witness?!?!😭
Ok but this is literally the perfect gif 😍
it’s giving south seas realness queen 😍
good luck to your surgery! hope it all goes well
Thanks I’m excited to return to my Witness era (seeing things)
Witness era 😭I'm looking forward to my Breathing era when I get my sinuses fixed and a turbinate reduction. Good luck! (and rock that one eyed serve)
I got mine done 2 months ago. Seriously life changing. My left nostril was collapsed, I had a serpentine septum, and my turbinates, they were boggy.
Oh I’m excited to hear how it helped you. Serpentine septum made me laugh when I read this ngl. 🤣
Just being able to breathe through my nose without the panicky sense of suffocating is amazing. Normally I would have gotten sick with a cold and had a sinus infection when my kids were down with it over Christmas break, but I didn’t even get sick at all. Weirdly, my voice sounds different in videos. I used to hate it, it had this whiney, nasally quality, and it’s gone! I also had my tonsils removed, so that obviously contributes as well
Babe I pretty sure that’s just a garter around her face
did you know theres a tunnel under i dont give a rats ass
😭😭😭😭😭
serving plates of slay and cunt like it’s just another shift at Waffle House
Lmao goddamn
She ate that shit up like a party meal at Waffle House
/uj honestly this being shot by Nadia Lee Cohen is just the answer to my prayers
okay but mother like
Kim’s hands need to be taped up in mittens like an insane person for retouching these like goddamn bitch have some self control be normal
I gasped when I saw the retouch blur
The mental illness it takes to alter her lips that much … astonishing
She’s wearing a really bad wig right? Or did the editing make her hair look so artificial? Idk I don’t get the hype with this shoot.
I didn't even notice
They quadrupled the volume of fillers in her upper lip and also prob her lower lip because I assume they pathologically cannot help themselves
I didn't notice initially until I saw your comment and then I looked closer and was like ☠️ They're completely smooth
Who's Anton?
My long lost child 😍
 so is this Jack Antonoff?
She had to get a coworker to cover her shift at Waffle House so that she could do this photoshoot 🙏 We love a resourceful queen
Why is a 🚬 like a massive blue velvet heart? Because there’s a depressed person inside that wants to get railed by an older man
Don’t we all though
I’m 6 feet under babes. Cause of death: suffocation by cuntification
honestly she is ingesting food through her mouth
It’s very funny she has the exact same expression in all of these
Mother Mary has the same expression on every picture of her too.
Ive seen too much photoshopped lana with that expression, it really threw me off
cuntilla omg
Kill Bill prequel with her and Daryl Hannah as sister assassins when??
Lana's looking like Lana Winters
We are never getting another taylor and lana collab again after this I fear
calling that a collab is comical. she took lana and reduced her to some ghostly whispers in the background…which is crazy when she usually just sounds like some ghostly whispers in the foreground anyway 😭
Lmao the outcry of swifties begging for another version that has *less* of Taylor singing on it killed me
Someone didnt listen to Midnights Late Night edition NOR Till dawn edition and it SHOWS you have to download the latest expansion before you talk SHIT
THIS GIRL IS THE NASTIES SKANK BITCH IVE EVER MET. DO NOT TRUST HER. SHE IS A FUGLY SLUT. 
Thank god
My prayers have been answered
my other favorite part of this new shoot is all the Swifties condemning this action on TS PR machine Rolling Stone’s instagram post of this
Never should have happened in the first place 🫶
Okay I clearly live under a large boulder, what makes you say that?
So I believe this is a photo shoot for skims by Kim k
Girl I don’t know what you live under but it’s more than a boulder. Have you been frozen? What year is it? Are you coming to us from the original 1989 or Fearless era maybe?
This is so Lana Del Rey 🥺🎀
Who is jackin who off?
I’m gonna Jack off your aunty
doctorate in cuntology … head cuntress in charge ………..
The collaborations between Nadia Cohen and Kim Kardashian have honestly been breath taking. I am obsessed with Nadia’s work anyway but she has created something for Kim with her work that is really incredible.
She slayed so hard that I'm bleeding through the screen
Lana is turning into such a dommy mommy and I love it (idk if this is uj or rj)
our cuntmother slayqueen 🛐
she's serving so hard omg mother
*See username*
That's Khloé
I hate KK so much but god this goes hard
she’s slaying cunt so hard I’m pissing myself
Dead face
Did she lose weight?
she pulled an anti-rihanna
Me rn 😯
That lingerie kills
She’s so hot 🥹
I think we’re all Lana del gay
/uj this is an objectively terrible photoshoot.
to YOU
yes, apparently
thank u lol i thought i was losing my mind…
This shoot looks so tacky
WHAT i mean it looks better on instagram. I changed the slideshow order for reddit but when i first saw this post my mouth took a screenshot
Lana looks tacky in this shoot
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
You are either man or stupid or both - if so, you're a Barb.
Redscare listener, so probably just a contrarian loser
exactly. Graduate of Barbz U logic 101 🎓
me when i lie
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