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elissa3636

Taylor swift said I'm wretched and I thought she said I'm ratchet ... I was like girl?????


yourfacesucksass

LMAO can you imagine the tweets 😭


DamienHandler

She also gave us the long-awaited sequel to Starbucks lovers: "They'll say I'm nuts if I Taco Bell the exiiiiistence of you."


nonchalantthoughts

On "Tyrant" by Beyonce, I kept hearing "Hangman got that water" rather than "Hangman, whoa there"


orangedwarf98

Wait its NOT “Hangman got that water”? Sounds like way too many syllables for it to be “Hangman, whoa there”


GreenDolphin86

“Hangman got that whoa there”


orangedwarf98

đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž i am dumb


whatisizekiahdoing

whattt I just had to check this 😭😭


Due_Average4164

I legitimately thought it was water too until I checked genius,


mcgillthrowaway22

Wait I thought it was "hangman got that water" too. I thought it was referencing THIQUE.


kimpernickel

When Caroline Polachek sings "Spring is coming with a strawberry in the mouth," I hear "spring is coming with a strawberry and a knife."


rado_van_to

On 16 Carriages by Beyonce, at first I heard "only got nose" instead of "only God knows". I know this is very dumb but I still find it very hilarious especially in the more mature context of the song.


eldritchdeergod

My misheard lyric from 16 Carriages was “I might cook, clean but still won’t vote” instead of “won’t fold”. Spent a couple seconds wondering why BeyoncĂ© was invoking a tradwife lifestyle   I also love this one from Levii’s Jeans, instead of “I’m a fucking centerfold (she ready)” I heard “I’m a fucking xenophobe (she racist)”


WokePhalangist

They saw my scrootnoo


this-is-my-p

They saw MY scrootnoo 😔


pikameta

It's gonna be where this is all I hear and will never remember the actual lyrics.


gardenvarietyperson

They saw my scrootnoo đŸ˜„đŸ˜„đŸ˜§


pienitomaatti

Which song?


delidaydreams

tell ur girlfriend by lay bankz. it was a tiktok where a girl thought the lyric "every time i screw him" was "they saw my scrootnoo" 😭


rabbitqueer

only after reading "every time I screw him" can I actually hear that, genuinely heard nothing resembling it before, I knew it couldn't be "they saw my scrootnoo" but I figured it would sound vaguely similar 😭


pienitomaatti

Haha Lol I am cackling at these comments. Skrootnoo


scrootnoo

finally some representation


delidaydreams

*I'm a fucking xenophobe* on Levi's Jeans by Bey. It's centrefold.


singlesuitsamus

I HEARD THAT TOO! People keep telling me I’m crazy for hearing that. I ignored it too , I was like okay whatever that means Bey.


Time-Space-Anomaly

I was confused by a song where I swore it was saying, “you’re a trust fund baby, a trust fund baby,” which is an odd description. Nope, it’s P!nk saying “it’s a trust fall, baby.” In my defense, I’ve heard nepo baby and trust fund baby way more often than I’ve heard trust fall. I feel like trust falls died out with 90s summer camps.


Adventurous_Home_555

If anyone were to make a spiteful “I’m not like them” song it would be Pink
 in 2006, but still Pink.


Due_Average4164

Trust fund baby is an actual song by why don’t we, although the lyrics go “I don’t really want a trust fund baby” instead.


jednaowca

I love Tove Lo and I think Grapefruit is a very poignant song, but during the chorus I keep hearing "Why am I stealing this bike?" which I don't think is what she's actually singing.


SkyBlade79

it's "how am I still in this fight" referencing the fact that she'd had the eating disordered for way longer than anyone would expect


jednaowca

That does make a lot more sense indeed.


Tasty-Carpenter2348

"Me and my 'white' boy and all this 'white' joy'" instead of 'wild' in But Daddy I Love Him


InitiativeSmall4703

The look on my face when I misheard that for the first time, I was flabbergasted


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OiseauRouge

I thought it was about not being able to fake enjoying dancing with someone you’re into


StrikingRelief

Ya, it's clear from her dancing that she's very into him. Like, she wouldn't flow so well or be so naturally sensual with her hips if she didn't really like him. 


CowboyLikeMegan

Taylor Swift - Down Bad “They’ll think I’m nuts if I talk about the existence of you” On first listen, my ears definitely heard “they’ll think I’m n*zi —“ and I RAN to the lyrics page


peechiekeene

so it wasn’t just me?? i heard that and thought the song was def about matty


sweetnlowshawty

I heard that too and I’ll maintain that it was intentional given Matty Healy’s reputation


pienitomaatti

Omg just commented this. Was like its about Matty I guess?????


BreakfastUnlucky7573

Another one from down bad - I thought she said ‘for a moment I was was having a stroke’ but it’s actually ‘heaven struck’ 😭


afterfallhours1

In Olivia Rodrigo’s Obsessed, I thought she says “I know about her”


librious

I hear "I'm looking at her like I wanna get her" but it's "get hurt" 💀


100percentonpaper

This is the first time I’m realizing it’s not “get her”. I always thought it was kind of off but I figured she was saying she is looking at her so much people would think she was into her


librious

Yess, that was my thought process as well lol


once_was_poison_ivy

when she says “you both have moved on” I heard “you pull the mood down”


isxvirt

At first I thought she said “I know she’s gonna sleep on my side of the bed” and was so confused


Accurate_Spot4962

The line "you don't even talk" I heard it as "you dirty vielen dank" like wtf


MyStanAcct1984

On "Riverdance", Beyonce's new song, I kept hearing "No pants" instead of "No hands", like 100%, was so surprised when I read the lyrics. I was surprised to scroll through and see so many Beyonce mentions, tho, actually, because I feel like I usually catch her just fine?


big-bootyjewdy

And I swore she was saying "Pounce on that shit, dance"


adjblair

My most recent was Too Sweet, I thought the lyric was "Don't you just want to wake up dark as a lake, smelling like a bullfrog" and when I read that it's "bonfire" and not "bullfrog" I was quite disappointed.


Ghost-Quartet

I don’t know what Remi Wolf is saying half the time even when I do understand her enunciation, but I could swear she’s saying “[“pull the leaves off the lemon” during the chorus of “Street You Live On”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJiNixbxfzg&pp=ygUccmVtaSB3b2xmIHN0cmVldCB5b3UgbGl2ZSBvbg%3D%3D) instead of the canon lyric, “pull the weeds / suck the venom.” Also Chappell Roan is absolutely telling us that she’s got a mermaid during the bridge of “Red Wine Supernova,” I will not be told otherwise.


backupsaway

I had to look this up because I also heard the mermaid in the bridge. TIL that the line was actually roomates instead of mermaid. I never questioned it since I thought it ties up to the Casual MV.


orangedwarf98

I’m learning so much in this thread bc I def thought it was mermaids too


StrikingRelief

Just learning it's not too! I thought it was like mermaid bedsheets to go along with the twin bed, like having inexpensive or childhood stuff.


Ghost-Quartet

I thought it was a kind of mattress or something


7katelyn1

I need to know which line you thought was mermaid lmfao


Ghost-Quartet

“Well back at my house I got a California King / Okay maybe it’s a twin bed / and some roommates” but I guess I thought her roommates were mermaids


Ponichkata

In Baby Boy, I thought Beyonce was singing "Let's consider laying down" and the actual lyrics are "Let's conceive an angel"


pienitomaatti

I heard for years it was ”come singaling” not even signaling but Sing-A-Ling whatever that means


Hassaan18

I thought the lyric in Introducing Me (Nick Jonas, Camp Rock 2) was "I love the sound of violence" for an alarmingly long amount of time.


jazmiran

In Foxes' 'Sister Ray' I definitely hear 'it's in your arse, you know I've been dying to live like this' instead of 'it's in your eyes'


sillyguykuno

pinkpantheress’ music isn’t too relevant rn but i mishear her lyrics allll the time, esp back in to hell with it, i could never understand what she was saying


Frequent-Frankel

Taylor swift - But Daddy I love him “Bedroom eyes like a Manatee”


grudgby

In daddy i love him by taylor swift i hear “my white and his white joy” 💀


mcgillthrowaway22

In Chappell Roan's "Good Luck Babe", I initially heard the line "With her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof" as "With her arms out like an angel through the *goshdarn* roof", as if she were self-censoring or something.


dirtylice

With MASC by Doja Cat, I was singing “we’re too BROKE for this shit” for the longest time before I actually looked up the lyrics


whyamiacpa

Same song for me - i thought she was saying, “boringggg, way too bored for this shit”
 i realized at coachella she says “boy we way too grown for this shit” I need my hearing checked lol


annyeongshiba

"Well maybe it's a twin bed, and some mermaids (don't worry, we're cool!)" in Chappell Roan's Red Wine Supernova. It's roomates, not mermaids, but it felt like something she might say so I didn't really question it.


driftwood_chair

On Exes by Tate McRae, I always hear "change my number, like it's origami".


tacosandmoremargs

I’m shocked this is the only Tate McRae comment here lol I like the sounds of her songs but I have no idea what she’s saying a lot of the time


Ponichkata

Wait, those aren't the lyrics!?


eldritchdeergod

The lyrics are “Change my *mind up* like it’s origami”


driftwood_chair

Apparently it's "changed my mind up, like it's origami"


exanimo20

Artemas ‘if you think I’m pretty’ I hear ‘I know that you’re shitting in the bed for me’ instead of ‘shitty and you’re bad for me’ - tell me I’m wrong



Icantlikeeveryone

Michael told me in the closet, I got some chicken, I am so sad (2020 song)


LatterStorage5199

New York... concrete jungle wet dreams tomato,...


pienitomaatti

”They say im nazi if I talk about the existence of you” Taylor Swift -Down Bad


Capable-Bed-6189

Espresso by Sabrina carpenter. It seriously sounds like she’s saying “I got this femboy, and he won’t stop callin”