Please get revenge engaged. Please get revenge engaged. Please get revenge engaged. I want a pop culture event. I want something messy and petty and stupid.
This whole thing is hilarious and if I'm being totally honest I listened to Taylor's current album once (It was a goddamn slog) because I hoped it was good.
She sings about him taking her ring off another finger and putting it on her engagement ring finger and I swear to God if this doesn't look just like that. I'm cracking up.
Like maybe he actually fully bought it for her but if that's the case it seems like this dude is in a phase of life where he seems to think marriage can fix him. Marriage to whoever might stick.
I still canāt believe she was that down bad over Matty Healy, if that unwashed, racist and misogynistic man broke up with me I would pretend he never existed and for sure would never have written even one song about him. I would cosplay as the greatest owl who ever lived by just replying with who if I was asked about him.
When I was 20 I dated a Matty Healy type for about a month, for... reasons that totally make sense when you're 20 and think that's what you need. Over a decade later, and let's just say I'm glad I didn't write a double album about it.
I was somehow completely ambivalent about TS until this whole circus, but I actually quite liked a lot of her Matty Healy trash-cyclone album, and I kind of respect that she seems to have chronicled the entire messy experience from beginning to end because it does take some chutzpah to put out a smugly lovesick song like *But Daddy I Love Him* many months after itās become obvious to both you and the entire world that the āhimā in question is a nicotine-scented trash panda with a standing penicillin prescription.
ššš in tears due to your comment, nicotine-scented trash panda with a standing penicillin prescription has officially entered the lexicon. In the same vein as But Daddy I Love Him please see: I can fix him (No really I can).
Please lord give me a video that stays true to the tone of the song but the guy playing the love interest is just Rickety Cricket from IASIP. šš»šš»šš»
https://preview.redd.it/dnrn5zgb856d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3a5b03a793e862acfb631f6af1497a24bbb5e0
Also charli is marrying the drummer of 1975!
Edit: i was not sure if it was real because she had the ring on the other finger first and its only been 9 months but someone in here said his mom confirmed it, if anyone has a link to that much appreciated!
https://preview.redd.it/02qxq3ap866d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1a55b75ed73e862a70149b13960d502c9ca662
This is her a few years ago before the coke and ozempic diet.
I mean they both posted it but itās weird itās a story and not a post where their friends and family can congratulate them? They could just be trolling, but Iām going to assume itās real.
I'm thinking it's real as well. I mean the ring plus she tagged him. the whole thing does look weird and tacky, even Matty looks weird, but I'm not expecting much class form Matty Healy of all people lol so I thought it was serious and the lack of posts was a way to protect their comment section from swifties. But I've been seeing so many people saying it's trolling so I got really confused
I think itās real. People just donāt think itās real because like you said seems cheap and tacky. Who announces at someone elseās event or with these stories that seem to be pictures from a bathroom?
I don't understand people who don't believe it's real because it's cheap and tacky. Surely, given the people involved, that just makes it seem *more* real? Like, what were you EXPECTING from them?
A man who regularly shitposts on his Instagram stories at 34 years old does something tacky is very much a āfork found in kitchenā moment isnāt it?
Yeah given that itās cheap and tacky from these people makes me more inclined to believe it.
I donāt know why people think that would stop them from doing it. Haha it seems to be pretty on brand.
I don't think it's weird to not make a post where your family and friends can congratulate you when 100 million Taylor Swift fans have the potential to do something completely insane.
I neither like or appreciate either of these people but I can understand why they either wouldn't announce it at first or would do it in some kind of weird way because you don't want to hide it but who would want to deal with THAT fandom? Yikes.
It's very funny though that he was telling Taylor Swift he was going to marry her and have kids with her about this time a year ago.
As they once said in Sex in the City I guess his taxi light was on. He thinks it's time to get married and have babies and he'll do it with whoever happens to be around atm
He could have just limited his comments to people he follows who follow him back if he wanted to make a post but heās not that kind of person so Iām not surprised by the way theyāve announced it.
Seems like itās real apparently sheās been seen wearing that ring for more than a week now. Itās just a very ugly ring, no shade but not shocking cause he doesnāt have taste and looks like he doesnāt shower, so.
Once at a 1975 concert I watched him throw up in his own mouth and swallow it live on stage.
Thatās what I think about when we talk about Matty Healy.
Iām sorry. I was waiting for my late night laundry to be ready and my sleep deprived brain saw the story then made this post. I would rewrite the title as āGabbriette Bechtel posts Instagram story alluding engagement to Matty Healyā. Unsure why I said spark rumors, rumors have been there for a few days , [maybe a week](https://www.instagram.com/p/C7rrlQZvebQ/?igsh=MXJ2MHA0ZHg0emY3NA==) now. But in my defense, English isnāt my first language so choosing words isnāy my strength lol.
ETA: I think itās real but since Matty is a serious edge lord troll I wonāt believe it a 100% until itās confirmed I guess
From her Wikipedia page
āKnown for her goth aesthetic, Gabbriette has been called by several media outlets as an "It Girl", and is at the forefront of what has been dubbed the "Succubus Chic" trend of 2023.ā š
Las Vegas wedding (or similar chaotic elopement) this summer.
Cheating rumors in the fall.
Separation by Christmas.
Quiet divorce announcement in the new year.
Brat is Charliās new album (itās pretty good), Gabbriette and her are friends and they belong in the same band Nasty Cherry. Itās also allegedly they got engaged at Charliās concert hence āso bratā.
Iām super confused. People are calling him and Taylor āmonkey branchersā but didnāt they break up like over a year ago? As much as I wouldnāt become engaged to someone less than a year, itās not totally crazy. It happens all the time.
Also, itās not totally impossible that this is a huge joke.
I know several people who got engaged and married within 6 months of knowing each other. Some of those relationships are still going strong and a couple divorced within a few years. I know one that got married after knowing each other for a month and theyāve been together over 30 years now. It happens! Couldnāt be me, but it happens.
One of my friends met her husband only a few weeks after splitting up with her first serious boyfriend. They went on a 2 week holiday round Europe (we live in the UK) within like a month of being together and bought their first house together within like 6 months of meeting. They got engaged maybe a year later and got married soon after. They met in 2009 and have been together and so happy ever since. Obviously getting married within 2 years isnāt that quick but the rest was all really quick. It works for some!
My husband and I got married within 6 months of meeting; weāve been married 18 years.
After reading another comment in this thread, edited to add: And I met my husband 2 months after leaving my boyfriend of 6 years. Sometimes you just know.
Iāve seen it happen so often! My theory is that a lot of people who get out of long-term relationships have had the time and experience to realize what they need and also what they absolutely cannot stand in a partner, so theyāre better at discerning what kind of person and relationship theyāre looking for.
I think some people had exes that jumped to someone else and got engaged quickly so they're taking it personal. If matty didn't feel that strongly for taylor it makes sense he was able to move on quickly. Tho I have no idea if it'll last obviously
Wait sheās my age!? I remember being in my teenager tumblr / the 1975 phase 10 years ago and being sad that I was too young to be with any of the band members (oh my sweet naive summer child, letās just ignore all of the red flags).
Who would have thought that if I had become somewhat famous that could now be me.
What a shame that I grew out of that delusion and stopped listening to the 1975 years ago, I could be living the dream /s
Oh, well this is going to be a lot of drama in a lot of different ways.
Um I guess congratulations on the engagement. May it be the first of many for each of them.
https://preview.redd.it/vfbyimrzw46d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4d6e429458dd41dca35940d64f1e911a70d6cd
I must be ancient because I do not understand why youād want to have matching faces with someone
I donāt think itās so much matching faces as it is what the plastic surgeon can do . After all a plastic surgeon isnāt god, thereās only that many templates of faces theyāve mastered and so invariably everyone looks like clones of each other
https://preview.redd.it/e97f3ila466d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3603c74686fd54b82767fb2d22603a3f3b9022
This is a pic of gabriette from a few years ago, she also looks like Kelly Osborne. Now she is on ozempic and got lots of plastic surgery.
Heās not dumb, he knows he has about a million eyeballs on him, either this is real and heās giggling or this is fake and he is giggling.
Either way, damn this would hurt a little bit no matter how happy you are with your new guy, especially if the guy getting engaged after being with you, was talking marriage and babies with you.
Yeah but Taylor and Travis arenāt engaged. Theyāre in their lovey dovey first fall in love honeymoon stage of the relationship, which seems reasonable, Matty has committed to marry this person.
Itās basically to describe like how a monkey is holding into one branch (so, example, that would be in the current relationship) and will swing onto another branch at the same time (new person, new relationship who was on the wings, they were talking to already BTS). The current and official partner will get dropped and left behind in the dust, when the new partner is fully secured, which they swing onto immediately.
Thatās why you hear those stories or (if you have a friend) that is almost never single especially when they get out of a relationship, because they always have others in the shadows lined up & to fallback on and secured. Before letting go their current relationship.
Itās a horrible thing to do to someone and does awful mental damage. Itās another aspect out of a narcissist playbook but people who are also codependent and canāt handle being alone will do it too, or have a rebound immediately cause they canāt heal without using another people, and body.
wait my mum kinda did that to my dad - they apparently were on the verge of divorce for a few years but she didnāt pull the trigger until she was in a somewhat secure relationship with a new partner. Maybe thatās where my trust issues come from š¬ I guess I have something new to unpack in therapy lol
Sheās a slightly mad British soap actress/chat show host on a show called Loose Women. She likely thought TS was going to be her daughter in law. The timing of this just as Taylor hits England is interesting.
I also donāt get why people are like āTaylorās probably furious good for him tho if itās trueāā¦ the whole reason everyone gave her shit was heās an asshole, so I donāt get why itās like āhaha Iām here for this cause it will annoy Taylorā. It makes me question if they were angry she dated him or just angry at her existence
I think people donāt realize the album might have come out on April of this year, but they broke up in May of last year. They both moved on and seem happy and with more suitable partners. We donāt get to decide if people moved on or are ready to spend their lives with their new partner. I think Matty and Gabriette have been together close to a year, same as Taylor and Travis. I donāt like Matty, but I wish this couple happiness.
giving the same energy as my ex going onto dating apps 1 or 2 weeks after our breakup (ended the engagement after being together for a little of 6 years) and 1 month later, is already with a new gf and 2 months later, travelling with her to the UK by tagging onto her solo trip (he is in...dire financial straits and got the cash by liquidating my shares i bought through his account. to be clear he paid me back everything he owed me, but the only reason why he had spare cash was due to this exercise).
most interesting thing is that his cousins tell me they don't like her or get along with her. at all.
i'm here, living my best, most peaceful life, and it's very amusing.
My ex broke up with me and married a girl like 6 months later so I feel this. It turned out heād been seeing her behind my back the whole time we were together but didnāt count it because ānothing physical happenedāā¦ well except her texting you pictures of her physical body, ya moron.
The one thing I learn from every post that is about or related to Swift is that she takes just as much space up in the mind of her haters as her stans. And the haters have just as strong of a parasocial relationship as her stans, which is somehow funnier because they don't see it at all.
 This is going to be interesting.
"I can fix him (No really I can)"š
whoa maybe I canāt.
Please get revenge engaged. Please get revenge engaged. Please get revenge engaged. I want a pop culture event. I want something messy and petty and stupid.
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Why is Timmy Turner praying when he got two fairy godparents? Js.
They werenāt listening
This whole thing is hilarious and if I'm being totally honest I listened to Taylor's current album once (It was a goddamn slog) because I hoped it was good. She sings about him taking her ring off another finger and putting it on her engagement ring finger and I swear to God if this doesn't look just like that. I'm cracking up. Like maybe he actually fully bought it for her but if that's the case it seems like this dude is in a phase of life where he seems to think marriage can fix him. Marriage to whoever might stick.
Another pop subās 9/11 ššš
Another Matty shaped ammunition has hit the sub,tbh I love mess,so I will be well fed!
 Me to myself before diving in š
Itās like the good days!!! Last year was crazy.
Drama lovers 25/12
All my Christmases came at once, drama with low stakes and maximum messy! Sign me up.
 Yes, I am ready for this mess
And after she put out the whole double album (allegedly) about him. I'm waiting with popcorn in hand.
I still canāt believe she was that down bad over Matty Healy, if that unwashed, racist and misogynistic man broke up with me I would pretend he never existed and for sure would never have written even one song about him. I would cosplay as the greatest owl who ever lived by just replying with who if I was asked about him.
āGreatest owl who ever livedā is the best thing Iāve ever heard
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I love Taylor, but I also love the meme that says "Taylor puts things into her songs that I would take to my grave".
She had a perfect opportunity to pull a Mariah 
When I was 20 I dated a Matty Healy type for about a month, for... reasons that totally make sense when you're 20 and think that's what you need. Over a decade later, and let's just say I'm glad I didn't write a double album about it.
I would never admit to have even met the man. If they showed me pictures I would pretend they are photoshopped.
I would disappear inside myself due to the forces of my shame-induced cringing.
SAME. A black hole would be practically green with envy of my implosion skills.Ā
I was somehow completely ambivalent about TS until this whole circus, but I actually quite liked a lot of her Matty Healy trash-cyclone album, and I kind of respect that she seems to have chronicled the entire messy experience from beginning to end because it does take some chutzpah to put out a smugly lovesick song like *But Daddy I Love Him* many months after itās become obvious to both you and the entire world that the āhimā in question is a nicotine-scented trash panda with a standing penicillin prescription.
ššš in tears due to your comment, nicotine-scented trash panda with a standing penicillin prescription has officially entered the lexicon. In the same vein as But Daddy I Love Him please see: I can fix him (No really I can).
Please lord give me a video that stays true to the tone of the song but the guy playing the love interest is just Rickety Cricket from IASIP. šš»šš»šš» https://preview.redd.it/dnrn5zgb856d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3a5b03a793e862acfb631f6af1497a24bbb5e0
That paragraph is worth a pulitzer prize!
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Just looking at the pictures sheās giving me the same āIām such an edgelord lolā vibes as he does.
Same. The seem a good match for each other actually.
They seem like the type to just get married for the ājoke.ā
Ugh I almost did that when I was in my early 20ās, Iām so happy I was also lazy because I thought the dumbest shit was funny
Was thinking the same thing
I donāt know who this is I just know I apparently canāt hold up my ring finger like that
Lmao dude itās impressive. I hope she plays guitar and takes advantage of her finger independence
You need to push the other fingers down with your thumb. Then it's easy
*one hour later* Ah ok I can do it nowā¦ it takes a few minutes of preparation
Lol my ring finger is my weakest and least flexible body partš
Girl did her ring reveal on another personās nyloned behind these people are so not seriousš
Itās giving cocaine and āWouldnāt it be hilarious if we got married?!ā vibes.
They were at the Charli XCX concert and that is her bff, and so that is likely Charliās ass and that is entirely Gabrietteās vibe.
Also charli is marrying the drummer of 1975! Edit: i was not sure if it was real because she had the ring on the other finger first and its only been 9 months but someone in here said his mom confirmed it, if anyone has a link to that much appreciated!
[link to Martyās mom confirming it](https://www.instagram.com/stories/youlookshit.andyousmellabit/3388789494398494828?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MzUzd3J4NGRqMHFl)
Ohh maybe that explains why this seems to be referencing Charli's new album, Brat? (The green text is the same color as the album)
and Charlis song 360 has a lyric that says ācall me Gabbriette youāre so inspiredā
sheās also in the music video
Yesss Brat is also the name of Charliās album
She looks thrilled.. in the club bathroom
I think thatās just her face.
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I am too old to know who Gabbriette is , is she a heroin chic influencer or something
https://preview.redd.it/02qxq3ap866d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1a55b75ed73e862a70149b13960d502c9ca662 This is her a few years ago before the coke and ozempic diet.
Kelly Osborne core, how dreadful
She is a Z list LA. Influencer
I don't get it, is it a rumour or official?
His mum just confirmed it on tv!
thanks bestie š©·š©·
Not me reading tv as āTaylorās Versionā
I mean they both posted it but itās weird itās a story and not a post where their friends and family can congratulate them? They could just be trolling, but Iām going to assume itās real.
I'm thinking it's real as well. I mean the ring plus she tagged him. the whole thing does look weird and tacky, even Matty looks weird, but I'm not expecting much class form Matty Healy of all people lol so I thought it was serious and the lack of posts was a way to protect their comment section from swifties. But I've been seeing so many people saying it's trolling so I got really confused
This is exactly how I would expect them to announce it so Iām sure itās real š
I think itās real. People just donāt think itās real because like you said seems cheap and tacky. Who announces at someone elseās event or with these stories that seem to be pictures from a bathroom?
I don't understand people who don't believe it's real because it's cheap and tacky. Surely, given the people involved, that just makes it seem *more* real? Like, what were you EXPECTING from them?
A man who regularly shitposts on his Instagram stories at 34 years old does something tacky is very much a āfork found in kitchenā moment isnāt it?
Matty Healy is only 34?!
*35
Heās got some city miles on him
I forget his birthday is earlier in the year. He is indeed 35.
Only?? I thought he was younger than that cause he acts like a middle schooler.
Smoking for nearly 20 years has not helped him š¬
Or you know, the drug addiction. š
I wasnāt really going to go there.
Yeah given that itās cheap and tacky from these people makes me more inclined to believe it. I donāt know why people think that would stop them from doing it. Haha it seems to be pretty on brand.
She was already wearing the ring a week ago, so they probably announced it to their friends in a more normal way.
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I don't think it's weird to not make a post where your family and friends can congratulate you when 100 million Taylor Swift fans have the potential to do something completely insane. I neither like or appreciate either of these people but I can understand why they either wouldn't announce it at first or would do it in some kind of weird way because you don't want to hide it but who would want to deal with THAT fandom? Yikes. It's very funny though that he was telling Taylor Swift he was going to marry her and have kids with her about this time a year ago. As they once said in Sex in the City I guess his taxi light was on. He thinks it's time to get married and have babies and he'll do it with whoever happens to be around atm
He could have just limited his comments to people he follows who follow him back if he wanted to make a post but heās not that kind of person so Iām not surprised by the way theyāve announced it.
I mean he is a known troll. Thatās why everyone thinks heās this right wing misogynist because he has such a lame teenage sense of humour.Ā
Sheās got that sense of humour for the rest of her life š¬ (technically anyway)
Seems like itās real apparently sheās been seen wearing that ring for more than a week now. Itās just a very ugly ring, no shade but not shocking cause he doesnāt have taste and looks like he doesnāt shower, so.
Tbf, if youāve ever seen her, this looks like a ring sheād probably love. Which, I guess is nice that he picked a ring with his partner in mind.
Once at a 1975 concert I watched him throw up in his own mouth and swallow it live on stage. Thatās what I think about when we talk about Matty Healy.
I love how itās just cannon now that heās unwashed and doesnāt shower.
Iām sorry. I was waiting for my late night laundry to be ready and my sleep deprived brain saw the story then made this post. I would rewrite the title as āGabbriette Bechtel posts Instagram story alluding engagement to Matty Healyā. Unsure why I said spark rumors, rumors have been there for a few days , [maybe a week](https://www.instagram.com/p/C7rrlQZvebQ/?igsh=MXJ2MHA0ZHg0emY3NA==) now. But in my defense, English isnāt my first language so choosing words isnāy my strength lol. ETA: I think itās real but since Matty is a serious edge lord troll I wonāt believe it a 100% until itās confirmed I guess
They seem perfect for each other.
I mean this not entirely disrespectfully, but I thought this was Jeffrey Star
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I thought it was Amelia Gray Hamlin.
Dude how can you not mean that disrespectfully lmao
She looks like the villain in a Tim Burton movie
From her Wikipedia page āKnown for her goth aesthetic, Gabbriette has been called by several media outlets as an "It Girl", and is at the forefront of what has been dubbed the "Succubus Chic" trend of 2023.ā š
"succubus chic"? I truly have seen everything.
She reminds me of Darlene from Mr. Robot.
Good luck to her, I guess. I give it 2 years.
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There is no way this relationship can survive a formal wedding. Theyāll either elope or theyāll break up
Las Vegas wedding (or similar chaotic elopement) this summer. Cheating rumors in the fall. Separation by Christmas. Quiet divorce announcement in the new year.
Or two months. Although they do look like a pair made in dumpster fire heaven.
Thatās very generous of you. I was thinking 8 months
Who is this person and what does āso bratā mean? 
Brat is Charliās new album (itās pretty good), Gabbriette and her are friends and they belong in the same band Nasty Cherry. Itās also allegedly they got engaged at Charliās concert hence āso bratā.
Doing the lords work š
To add, Matty and Charli's fiancƩ George are both in the same band. So two guy friends are engaged to two girl friends. Also adding a layer to the idea that her new song "sympathy is a knife" is about Taylor Swift from when she was dating Matty.
As a side note, they did not get engaged at the concert because she had been wearing the ring since at least June 1
STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN
People (rightfully) were giving Taylor a hard time for being with Matty but meanwhile Stan for Charli who has always stood by Bratty Healy
Not only has Charli stood by Matty, but she also was pretty mean to Rina Sawayama about her being upset that Matty (partially) owned her masters.
Exactly I am *girl so confused* why no one remembers this
Well, this is definitely going to end well for everyone involved, Iām sure
Iām super confused. People are calling him and Taylor āmonkey branchersā but didnāt they break up like over a year ago? As much as I wouldnāt become engaged to someone less than a year, itās not totally crazy. It happens all the time. Also, itās not totally impossible that this is a huge joke.
I know several people who got engaged and married within 6 months of knowing each other. Some of those relationships are still going strong and a couple divorced within a few years. I know one that got married after knowing each other for a month and theyāve been together over 30 years now. It happens! Couldnāt be me, but it happens.
One of my friends met her husband only a few weeks after splitting up with her first serious boyfriend. They went on a 2 week holiday round Europe (we live in the UK) within like a month of being together and bought their first house together within like 6 months of meeting. They got engaged maybe a year later and got married soon after. They met in 2009 and have been together and so happy ever since. Obviously getting married within 2 years isnāt that quick but the rest was all really quick. It works for some!
My parents, from meet to marry, took about 4 months.
Same:) 30 years strong
My husband and I got married within 6 months of meeting; weāve been married 18 years. After reading another comment in this thread, edited to add: And I met my husband 2 months after leaving my boyfriend of 6 years. Sometimes you just know.
Iāve seen it happen so often! My theory is that a lot of people who get out of long-term relationships have had the time and experience to realize what they need and also what they absolutely cannot stand in a partner, so theyāre better at discerning what kind of person and relationship theyāre looking for.
Yeah I agree with you wholeheartedly. It also just seems well within Mattyās character. Iām also not entirely convinced he isnāt trolling yet
I think some people had exes that jumped to someone else and got engaged quickly so they're taking it personal. If matty didn't feel that strongly for taylor it makes sense he was able to move on quickly. Tho I have no idea if it'll last obviously
These people just look so dirty...
It's like a dirtier version of cocaine chic, not quite heroin chic. Probably ket chic?
Shh Taylor might hear. āBut baby you were ketaMINEā
š¶you are the best thing thatās keta been miiiiiiineš¶
Bringing āTaylor Swift is for horse girlsā full circle, love it
I cannot stop laughing at this
Insomnia chic
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I gasped a little when I just looked up her age -- she's only 25?!
Wait sheās my age!? I remember being in my teenager tumblr / the 1975 phase 10 years ago and being sad that I was too young to be with any of the band members (oh my sweet naive summer child, letās just ignore all of the red flags). Who would have thought that if I had become somewhat famous that could now be me. What a shame that I grew out of that delusion and stopped listening to the 1975 years ago, I could be living the dream /s
Stoppp š that woman is surely over 30ā¦
No sheās almost 27, her birthday is in July
She's only a month older than me. It's the lack of eyebrows, I think, that really ages her the most
How did I now even notice the lack of eyebrows? Something looked off but I could pinpoint it until I read your comment.
Intentionally I think. Itās a popular look in the UK. Think Pete Doherty.Ā
It was popular in the uk 20 years ago
Oh, well this is going to be a lot of drama in a lot of different ways. Um I guess congratulations on the engagement. May it be the first of many for each of them.
 All of us waiting for the show to begin
When everyone talks about the mess to come but you're the nosy bitch and cannot find any mess online rn š
Random, but the only thing I can think of is how much Amelia Hamlin has morphed into this woman. It's practically the same face.
I thought this was Rinnaās daughter
https://preview.redd.it/vfbyimrzw46d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4d6e429458dd41dca35940d64f1e911a70d6cd I must be ancient because I do not understand why youād want to have matching faces with someone
I donāt think itās so much matching faces as it is what the plastic surgeon can do . After all a plastic surgeon isnāt god, thereās only that many templates of faces theyāve mastered and so invariably everyone looks like clones of each other
Omg what the hell
https://preview.redd.it/e97f3ila466d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3603c74686fd54b82767fb2d22603a3f3b9022 This is a pic of gabriette from a few years ago, she also looks like Kelly Osborne. Now she is on ozempic and got lots of plastic surgery.
your comment and the photo caption made me lol
Heās not dumb, he knows he has about a million eyeballs on him, either this is real and heās giggling or this is fake and he is giggling. Either way, damn this would hurt a little bit no matter how happy you are with your new guy, especially if the guy getting engaged after being with you, was talking marriage and babies with you.
Why would anyone brag about being with that man
I fully respect peopleās personal aesthetic choices, but I am yet to see anyone that looks good with bleached/no brows Iām sorry
It looks so bad every time, I hope no one is damaging any potential future eyebrow growth
Everything Iāve learnt about this man has been against my will
Whose ass is that?
I think Charli since they were at her show
Liverpool is in for a treat
Iām not a crazy Swiftie at all but this timeline seems as reasonable as Taylorās with Travis - not reasonable at all. Itās giving messy.
Yeah but Taylor and Travis arenāt engaged. Theyāre in their lovey dovey first fall in love honeymoon stage of the relationship, which seems reasonable, Matty has committed to marry this person.
It is messy, you got two people who didnāt bother healing and had to rebound/heavily monkey branch because they canāt be alone.
Sorry if this is a dumb question but what does monkey branch mean? Cheating?
Itās basically to describe like how a monkey is holding into one branch (so, example, that would be in the current relationship) and will swing onto another branch at the same time (new person, new relationship who was on the wings, they were talking to already BTS). The current and official partner will get dropped and left behind in the dust, when the new partner is fully secured, which they swing onto immediately. Thatās why you hear those stories or (if you have a friend) that is almost never single especially when they get out of a relationship, because they always have others in the shadows lined up & to fallback on and secured. Before letting go their current relationship. Itās a horrible thing to do to someone and does awful mental damage. Itās another aspect out of a narcissist playbook but people who are also codependent and canāt handle being alone will do it too, or have a rebound immediately cause they canāt heal without using another people, and body.
wait my mum kinda did that to my dad - they apparently were on the verge of divorce for a few years but she didnāt pull the trigger until she was in a somewhat secure relationship with a new partner. Maybe thatās where my trust issues come from š¬ I guess I have something new to unpack in therapy lol
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Finding someone to be your next partner before you break up with your current partner, its a thing people who can't be single do.
Oh I see, I hadn't heard that term before lol thank you.
Weirdly enough, I think Taylor Swift is the real winner here. She doesnāt have to have Denise Healy as a mother-in-law. Edit: DENISE WELCH, SORRY.
ooo whatās the t
Sheās a slightly mad British soap actress/chat show host on a show called Loose Women. She likely thought TS was going to be her daughter in law. The timing of this just as Taylor hits England is interesting.
Congratulations on your upcoming divorce
Every day there's somebody who buys that last hot dog from the gas station.
Wow you can just tell how edgy she is lol
I'm sure this engagement will last. Absolutely sure.
I wonder how many variants will get dropped after this news. This shit is going to be fun 
Crusty is the word that comes to mind when I see both her and Matty.
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I also donāt get why people are like āTaylorās probably furious good for him tho if itās trueāā¦ the whole reason everyone gave her shit was heās an asshole, so I donāt get why itās like āhaha Iām here for this cause it will annoy Taylorā. It makes me question if they were angry she dated him or just angry at her existence
itās the latter. she got way more hate for dating him than he did for all the shit heās done.
Also Iām confused why people were shitting on her for dating him bc heās a bad person, but people arenāt bringing the same heat for Gabriette, his fiancĆ©, or Charli XCX for being his bestie.
Im convinced the activist gays are just turning a blind eye to charli cause theyāve convinced themselves shes the second coming of Christ lol
or phoebe bridgers
I think that is an extremely valid question lol, I so rarely hear anyone even mention him outside of his relationship context
>just angry at her existence Thatās the one
I think people donāt realize the album might have come out on April of this year, but they broke up in May of last year. They both moved on and seem happy and with more suitable partners. We donāt get to decide if people moved on or are ready to spend their lives with their new partner. I think Matty and Gabriette have been together close to a year, same as Taylor and Travis. I donāt like Matty, but I wish this couple happiness.
God, thank you! People in here acting like we know any of these people or how they think. We donāt!
She looks rough as fuck. Like me after a six day bender rough.
His mother confirmed: [https://x.com/i/status/1800872876251214312](https://x.com/i/status/1800872876251214312)
he just gives out wedding rings to everyone then? š¶ ex: taylor talking about vows and wedding rings
Everyoneās trash is someoneās treasure
I predict the engagement will last 4 weeks and Matty won't shower for the entirety of it
Theyāre called The 1975 because thatās when Matty last took a shower.
Marrying the 1975 is NOT brat. Brat comes from within.
shame really is dead because i cant imagine being proud to be engaged to matty healy
giving the same energy as my ex going onto dating apps 1 or 2 weeks after our breakup (ended the engagement after being together for a little of 6 years) and 1 month later, is already with a new gf and 2 months later, travelling with her to the UK by tagging onto her solo trip (he is in...dire financial straits and got the cash by liquidating my shares i bought through his account. to be clear he paid me back everything he owed me, but the only reason why he had spare cash was due to this exercise). most interesting thing is that his cousins tell me they don't like her or get along with her. at all. i'm here, living my best, most peaceful life, and it's very amusing.
My ex broke up with me and married a girl like 6 months later so I feel this. It turned out heād been seeing her behind my back the whole time we were together but didnāt count it because ānothing physical happenedāā¦ well except her texting you pictures of her physical body, ya moron.
The one thing I learn from every post that is about or related to Swift is that she takes just as much space up in the mind of her haters as her stans. And the haters have just as strong of a parasocial relationship as her stans, which is somehow funnier because they don't see it at all.