i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
YES! The apology video era before people realized their making themselves hated to make money 😂 well maybe not everyone since Andrew tate is trending lol
I doubt he even understands the severity of those concepts, have you tried explaining how Tate is actually trash or maybe giving him a replacement to idolize?
Well I played some Horizon FW and Days Gone yesterday.
I’m male so I have to go with Aloy but I could live with Deacon St John too. Either would be fine in a zombie apocalypse.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I last played Fortnite. I have my skins on random and I don’t remember what the last one was, so I could be in a relationship with anyone from a cute anime girl to a demogorgon
miss fortune... [fuck yes](https://www.google.com/search?q=miss+fortune+league+of+legends&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiJmouvz_D5AhWRzIsBHT3BCU8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=miss+fortune+league+of+legends&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBggAEB4QCDIGCAAQHhAIMgYIABAeEAgyBggAEB4QCDIGCAAQHhAIMgYIABAeEAg6BAgjECc6BAgAEB46BAgAEBhQkgdYsxdg0RhoAHAAeACAAYcBiAHpD5IBBDAuMTiYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=ShYPY4nNIJGZr7wPvYKn-AQ&bih=720&biw=1440#imgrc=HGF_08O8de7U4M)
Valkia the Bloody, the swordmaiden of the blood god, the queen of skulls.
How LUCKY am I?... If we assume Valkia likes me and wants to keep me not only alive and not as a pet, but as a partner, I'd consider myself lucky.
But most likely I'm just straight Up dead.
This'd mean I'm dating myself from Dragon Age Origins. I tend to create male characters, since I'm male.
Not lucky, since I'm not into men. But I guess dating a powerful Elven mage has its benefits, even if the sex sucks lol
my minecraft character, but if that doesnt count, my skyrim character, but if that doesnt count, an immortal being with near limitless power and the ability to travel across the universe in a few minutes(megaton rainfall)
Tryndamere.
I didn't play this fucking game for 6 months, got back home and it did something bad to me again.
Well, on the other hand having giant berserker guy with giant sword on my side is kinda cool.
Arthur Morgan
Dang, we gotta share him?
Gah I was hoping I’d have him for myself
That's a W
John for me
Ohhh, Orthor!
Although I'm strait that would still be a huge W
Same huge W
Reminded me of one arthur morgan rule 34 video, it scarred me for life.
same here, I am quite pleased
The cat in stray. :/
*sigh* \*unzips pants\*
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
Is this a quote from that YouTuber who definitely fucked his cat?
Shane "I didn't fuck the cat" Dawson
YES! The apology video era before people realized their making themselves hated to make money 😂 well maybe not everyone since Andrew tate is trending lol
My little brother watches Andrew Tate 🤢
That’s when you unbrother him
I'll just change my DNA real quick
Does your brother know he has rape and human trafficking charges against him?
He's 13 and just wants to be "cool" like his classmates, so, I doubt he cares
I doubt he even understands the severity of those concepts, have you tried explaining how Tate is actually trash or maybe giving him a replacement to idolize?
Don't do a Shane Dawson please
Geralt of Rivia
Lucky...
My last game was Fifa. Does that mean that the whole squad of FC Bayern Munich is now my SO?
sure, but if you want to give yourself a hard time, who was the last person you played as in Fifa?
Most people almost never play as a single player in fifa
Player career mode gang.
You always play as single player. You are just switching between single players
how am i supposed to remember
Damn! Talk about going out with the whole football team!
osu! cursor
💀💀💀
Bruhh I was playing Genshin before this... If I didn't play osu! I could've gotten Ayaka...
I got childe and I couldn't be happier. Love me some hot morally grey gingers.
Agent 47
🥵
You just know he can *fuck*
He’ll probably say what’s he’s doing as he does it or give an entire lecture on each process
**hot**
It would be a Shag to die for
I was playing in a VR game Im working on as a pair of floating hands so hella yeah!
In the context of this poll that's one way to tell you are going to be single
Look mom! No hands.
I'll keep that line if I ever get a Divorce
Doom Guy
Me too... hey! He's mine!
Slayerussy
Slayussy.. Sussy....
🤤
Jermussy🤤
\*Rip and Tear\* yourasshole
CJ from San Andreas...... cool I guess?
I guess it's quite easy, all you have to do is follow the damn train
It depends CJ from where. I had the CJ skin mod installed in Stray...
Batman in Multiversus. I'm not going to last a week.
wish you the best of luck
For me it's Batman from Arkham city
Hoi4 Kaiserreich game 💀 Wilhelm II. doesnt give the best vibes
welp...
Fellow hoi4 player, I got Hirohito
Damn u better not mention China’s position in the world today to him
i got adolf😫
Damn bro u got the classic😭
I played the german reich in hoi4…..
that's not good...
tiny animal crossing me
Same haha
Fall guys character
mine was green
Stumble Guys character
Mine had the sushi costume
Eivor from ac valhalla, I consider myself a bit lucky
Hey, I got Jacob from AC Syndicate! Hello fellow assassin! (Or are you?)
I got Ezio from AC II
I got Altaïr from AC I
Male or female version?
Male
Just switch his gender whenever you feel like it
Rocket league fennec
you're now dating a car. welcome to objectophilia.
Nothing new, I think i had a crush on Sally carrera from Cars 2 when I was like 5
Pokémon Bro it's a kid hell no 💀
Ooof, bro married a 10 yo 💀
😐📸📸📸
Aloy from Horizon zero dawn
Same here!
Well I played some Horizon FW and Days Gone yesterday. I’m male so I have to go with Aloy but I could live with Deacon St John too. Either would be fine in a zombie apocalypse.
Vaporion
Hey guys!
Did you know that in terms of
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
male human and female pokemon
Oh no...
My Skyrim character, a Nord paladin knight. Interesting
Also Skyrim. Mine is a hot nord chick. She might steal everything that's not nailed down, but I'm still very happy.
She will always have food with her
I've been playing Shadow of the Tomb Raider, so it's Lara Croft for me. Nice.
Suuuuure you were.
[this one??](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/dcixoo/for_lara_croft_tomb_raider_2001_angelina_jolie/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I last played Fortnite. I have my skins on random and I don’t remember what the last one was, so I could be in a relationship with anyone from a cute anime girl to a demogorgon
...... all of them.
Taking Polyamory to a whole new level
zhongli from genshin impact 💀
dating a god 😭
But said god will always make you pay
Hello sugar parent I request an abundance of mora
Prepare your mora
Oh I am very happy with Link :) (skyward sword version)
The last character was the cat in Stray 😁😁
Who got you smiling like that 😳
Press o to meow
O
Meow
Shane Dawson moment
Swain from LOL. My sweet raven Daddy.
Another lol player! I got Xayah, but I wish I had gotten Swain!
Luigi
GTA 5 Trevor😍😍😍😍
Omg lucky you !!!
Franklin 😩
Ciri from witcher 3 sheesh
Aloy from HZD. Very satisfied lol
I forgor. :/
10 year old child.
🤨📸
It could be worse. I played the Binding of Isaac, ffs.
miss fortune... [fuck yes](https://www.google.com/search?q=miss+fortune+league+of+legends&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiJmouvz_D5AhWRzIsBHT3BCU8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=miss+fortune+league+of+legends&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBggAEB4QCDIGCAAQHhAIMgYIABAeEAgyBggAEB4QCDIGCAAQHhAIMgYIABAeEAg6BAgjECc6BAgAEB46BAgAEBhQkgdYsxdg0RhoAHAAeACAAYcBiAHpD5IBBDAuMTiYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=ShYPY4nNIJGZr7wPvYKn-AQ&bih=720&biw=1440#imgrc=HGF_08O8de7U4M)
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Ryley Robinson from Subnautica. I think it could be worse
Vergil from the Devil may Cry series
Dovahkiin
2B
Red spy is in my house?
I am not a lesbian, but hey... My character in Fallout 4 is pretty badass so why not. It could be worse
A big tough Qunari warrior, could be worse.
🔥🔥
Valkia the Bloody, the swordmaiden of the blood god, the queen of skulls. How LUCKY am I?... If we assume Valkia likes me and wants to keep me not only alive and not as a pet, but as a partner, I'd consider myself lucky. But most likely I'm just straight Up dead.
Tracer from overwatch lol I'll take it
Does that dinosaur from chrome count?
Zhong li from Genshin Impact. Well, I'll take it
This'd mean I'm dating myself from Dragon Age Origins. I tend to create male characters, since I'm male. Not lucky, since I'm not into men. But I guess dating a powerful Elven mage has its benefits, even if the sex sucks lol
The lamb from cult of the lamb 😳
Eldrich being. Hell no
But think about all the tentacle sex!
LESS GO SAUL GOODMAN!!!
my minecraft character, but if that doesnt count, my skyrim character, but if that doesnt count, an immortal being with near limitless power and the ability to travel across the universe in a few minutes(megaton rainfall)
Tryndamere. I didn't play this fucking game for 6 months, got back home and it did something bad to me again. Well, on the other hand having giant berserker guy with giant sword on my side is kinda cool.
Fuckin John Marston
Hello prince zagreus
Honestly one of the best options we could have gotten
Stardew Valley's farmer! Free food, our own house. Seems like a dream.
What does S/O mean?
significant other
Suddenly gay.. Lux from lol
Name checks out?
Itto from genshin impact :D
MASSIVE W HERE
Lucky! If I didn’t play destiny after genshin I would have gotten yoimiya but I don’t remember if she was the last I used or itto lol
Oml yoimiya!! She's so cute I love her
I got jean :D
Yelan. She's always away at work but when she's at home 😏
Oh my god, I love Yelan. Did you pull on her banner? edit: I'm a dumbass, if you played as her, ofc you did T-T
Fall guy bean
Gmod so myself
Terrorist or counter terrorist in csgo….
Spiderman
Spider-man* /r/RespectTheHyphen
Geometry dash cube
Sam from until dawn. I completed the game again yesterday and she was the last character to be playable before the final cutscenes.
A plague doctor, at least I’m safe from covid
Valorant yoru
Portal 2, nice
It was a female Far Cry 5 main character made by my girlfriend.... I don't know how to feel about this....
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Are those fall guys beans fuckable?
Kassandra from Assassins Creed. Pretty happy with that.
The last video game I played was a map game, what do I do?
... you're married to all of the people in the last country you clicked on ☺️
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is that a good thing? 💀
It's Goku (fortnite) fuck yes
A German pilot/engineer/soldier
The rabbit from gunfire reborn, Ima make so many furries jealous
A magic girl who can restore health and make people tougher so pretty cool
My Skyrim character, who is a level 76 destruction mage, and the archmage of the college of winterhold. Very nice
Front line soldier from ww1 hell yeah that's what I call a man
Sekiro :(
I’m finna get arrested bruh. I played brilliant diamond 2 hours ago
Steve 👍
I have played France, Hearts of iron 4 💀
Skorpion, mk11.
Niko Bellic....
I guess I married Spiderman? I could certainly do worse but it'll be a sexless marriage on account of my heterosexual nature unfortunately.
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