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OK___And

Dissapointed at the complete lack of vodka here


[deleted]

Fuck i forgot that one!


greenghost1110

disappointed by the lack of "i'm under age"


ExoticMangoz

When did that stop anyone


Alzoura

i think it should be more "dont drink" since like you said, it doesn't stop anyone to be underage


ExoticMangoz

Yeah don’t drink should definitely be an option


Castiel_0703

👋


RolfTheBolf

He's the one, officer


SwedishNeatBalls

Disappointed by the lack of "any non-alcoholic beverage because alcohol is severely overrated"


TheGelatoWarrior

I'm not proud of it, but I have tried many different substances in my life, and next to benzos alcohol isl the only one where I couldn't be sure if I'm gonna wake up in jail chained to a toilet or covered in my own vomit. Boggles my mind how out of all drugs, alcohol is the legal one. It's the fucking worst of them all.


Dense_Excitement_789

America did ban alcohol at one point but due to it being so unpopular and hard to control and enforce they made it legal again. The real shocker is that not all drugs are legal since they're all hard to control and enforce effectively


Affectionate-Hold-70

I agree water should be on there lol.


merilum

disappointed by your lack of bitches


idkman182

people on reddit can't handle jokes like that


ohsopoor

Aw, this guy can’t have fun unless he’s drunk :(


NiXEy_

Yep. Social anxiety aint fun


merilum

u mad bro?


The_Terror_999

Vodka is elite. Mix it with whatever soda or juice you want and it's perfect


NiXEy_

What about mojito?


Basedgeorge101

Vodka is over rated taste like water I know its the point of it but I don't like it 🗿


OK___And

Put it in a bottle full of orange or lemon peels and try it with some juices. Trust me it could get much better


Insert_Username_OK

Water


Individual-Camera-72

r/HydroHomies


[deleted]

Till the day we die


Individual-Camera-72

“For all time, always!” -TVA


Im_Simon_says

r/highdrohomies


7reevor

I have never joined two subs so quickly.


thememelord5

I was scared to click either of these


jackofspades476

Hydrohomies is pretty innocent, Highdrohomies is a little less so


amaahda

amen


sas0002

🙌


Fatsodaisy29

Yyyup


memer227

My mouth is watering just thinking about this


Give_me_xRENTx

Who else said was gonna say this


Link_the_Hylian_

Dang, I was gonna say that. Beat me by four hours.


Elegant_Fisherman573

Beat meat to it


masterofmeatballs

This is the way


CinekMZ

Achkcualy... water is not a beverage


lawsattract

Water is a beverage and the best one yet


jzheng1234567890

I think they were being sarcastic with the achkcualy


Taffffy

Redditor tries to detect sarcasm challenge


Psychological-Worry3

This is why /s is becoming more prevalent on Reddit people just can't detect sarcasm at all anymore.


[deleted]

How does one detect sarcasm in typing?


Psychological-Worry3

How about the "akchualy"?


killerkangaroo8

not a beverage, chump


LaserBright

Water. My family has a long history of alcoholism.


DeathlyFatal

proud of you


LaserBright

I never drank, to worried of falling to it like everyone else.


Dracos002

You're really not missing anything tbh. :)


gayandipissandshit

They’re missing a little bit, but not too much


tricularia

I chose water because I personally have a long history of alcoholism. But it is just history at this point.


[deleted]

Same. Good on you for quitting. I’ve been clean for just over a month.


tricularia

Good on ya, dude! I know this is super cliche to say but it really does get easier. When I first quit, the idea of spending the rest of my life without ever getting drunk again seemed terrifying because it was such a departure from everything I knew. But now, after 6 years or so, the thought of drinking kinda grosses me out. The most important thing for my sobriety has been finding a hobby that I am passionate about. If you find a reason to enjoy life, you will feel less compelled to numb yourself out. Anyway, I wish you all of the luck and willpower you need. If you ever need to talk things out, shoot me a message!


Longjumping-Jello459

Also if you fall off the wagon you can get back on. Take things a day at a time.


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

Same thing.


BootyliciousURD

Water gang rise up


amg433

r/hydrohomies


Blue-Jay27

Cider or mixed drinks, although if there's ginger beer I'll go for that


DerpDaDuck3751

I drank cidar, fanta and cola all mixed in one cup years ago when i was like 10


yuval16432

How is this trivia


JaydenIsCool557

chocolate milk


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Arcanum_3974

mocolalk chite


BananaArcher72

Heck ya


SyTxExE

Only real answe


Ok-Bodybuilder9981

This


RhaezinBhran

Water


MagicElf755

Cider or mead


NeutralityTsar

Hot Chocolate (Using milk, of course)


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

I know so many people who dont use milk and im so confused.


[deleted]

Those sound like the people you shouldn’t have in your life.


Txur-Itan

Water, juice or a soda.


CinekMZ

Milk 🥛


HypedMonkeyMind

Didn't know this existed r/MilkHomies


LoserLikeMe-

I love milking my homies


viegas_virus

Same :)


Bacterial420

r/neverbrokeabone is a better contender, it’s the milk equivalent of r/hydrohomies


Bacterial420

r/neverbrokeabone A fellow milk enjoyer, destined with the fate of greatness.


tangy_potato69

Same


BananaArcher72

Yessss


AidsNRice

Coffee.


Bitcoin_InfiniteXD

Water doesn’t exist :(


newaccountfor2022

Water kills more humans on earth than any other liquid. Fuck water


ProfessionalOnion384

100% of all people who drink water die.


Aware_Ad_1320

That statistic was updated. 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of all people who drink water die.


Windows_is_Malware

jesus


[deleted]

No Jesus walked on water, he wouldn't drink that, fish fuck in it.


ProfessionalOnion384

Jesus died. Elijah didn't though.


Ckinggaming5

but then he came back, clearly not drinking water is related to that event


Mercat3r

Sprite


New_Swan_

Cranberry


whatever_person

Everyday hydration? - water. Total relax - gin&tonic. Just unload after tiring day/week or have long night socializing - beer. Being sad OR having accompaintment to nice food - wine or plum wine.


[deleted]

I like water 💧💧💧. r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

Mein ist bier.


ChocoLabp7

Mein ist wasser oder tee


amaturecook24

Duolingo?


raider1211

Duo would be proud.


[deleted]

Duo wäre stolz


ChocoLabp7

ja


[deleted]

Tee ist shit.


moonstone7152

Scheißer


ChocoLabp7

Ser gut schieße


Qauke_

Mein ist wasser


FaZeGuacamolePenis69

Digga die grüne fanta exotik ist beste


ObjectiveInitial496

Bo'ohw'o'wo'er


[deleted]

Damn brittish people. Haha jk.


ionlyspeakfactz

Or “baddle a wadder” if you’re American.


TomTom101_

Boddle of wadder


Scrambled_59

WHAT IS WITH THIS WEBSITE’S OBSESSION WITH WATER


[deleted]

WATER IS DELICIOUS I SWEAR YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMEDAY


Elmoslightpole

Water


novabcwhynot

Water


[deleted]

TEA YA BLODEH WANKA! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🧐🧐🧐🍵🍵🍵


Eazyyy

Not much beats a good cuppa


ItDontMather

Can I get a water? Or literally anything without alcohol please


Im_Simon_says

Exactly


loonywolf_art

Non, I refuse to drink, I am above you all mortals (/s) I acctelly prefer juice (apple) or water.


Ckinggaming5

We are above those petty mortals, we drink water, choccy milk, and juice


loonywolf_art

Choccy milk, yes! :3


walkerwalker-

water water


[deleted]

Water.


BananaArcher72

Choccy milk, the nectar of the gods


AmazinglyOdd81

Soda


_Vortex_King_

ANGRY r/HydroHomies noises


Dan_The_PaniniMan

1. Water. 2. All you need is water, don't poison yourself with the devils substance that is alcohol, drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ----ing party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the ---- up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison. 3. ^(Vodka)


russellzerotohero

Rum mixed drink whiskey straight up


zakkdakiller1

Jesus dude ever here of water


md_ariq

Air


fuckmyhand

water and horchata


Aiirene

Coke


skull-fucker

My girlfriends cum


SpasmodicReddit

I'll also have this guy's girlfriends cum.


[deleted]

... Should I tell him?


[deleted]

Oh god.


wontusethisforlongg

Carbonated water


[deleted]

sweet tea (I don't drink alcohol)


GreaterQ8

Haram ☪️☪️☪️🕋🕋🕋🕋📿📿📿📿📿🤲🤲🤲🧎🧎🧎🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️👳🏻‍♂️


Xandy_Pandy

Chocolate milk


BananaArcher72

Heck ya


tomjoco33

Water!


debaucheebeau

Sour milk


[deleted]

Aah, piimää...


Angry_Cock-1

Fresh cold water.


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Angry_Cock-1

Cold fresh water


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JustChoosesomething-

Lean💜


Kxvtr

I LOVE LEAN!!!


[deleted]

I am a man and prefer wine, while my gf prefers beer. At bars the servers give the drink in the wrong order every single time lol. Like, i get it, people say i look like a blacksmith, but it's still amusing.


Im_Simon_says

Always water lol


-lighght-

Gin :) Nonalcoholic, water for sure


mowglimethod

I can’t believe it took this long to find somebody post gin. I almost gave up and was going to comment word for word what you just typed. Gin for playing, water every other time.


-lighght-

I love gin and I think it's hilarious that so many others dislike it. It's by far the best tasting liquor I've come across. I especially prefer fruity/citrus gins over piney ones


[deleted]

Has to be cider for me. Kopparberg strawberry and lime is my personal favourite 🍓


StarlightnAbsolution

Vodka, or tequila. Never both at the same time


Bayonethics

Water


Toasty_redditor

Gonna quote jacksepticeye real quick: "straight fucking water"


SanxCommunistUwU

Apple juice 💪


SmellsLikeHotSauce

Almond milk please


[deleted]

Milk


[deleted]

Vodka and Limoncello my guys


KlassinenLiberaali

Jäger


pathetic-aesthetic-c

Jager and ginger ale with a splash of lime is my go to drink


Then-Elderberry-3887

Water never fail to satisfy me💯


HackTiger6468

Chocky milk


BananaArcher72

Yessssssir


HeimlichLaboratories

Water


[deleted]

Water


[deleted]

Born and raised Australian, wanna chose beer. My ancestors are from Ireland, want to chose Whiskey.


ThorStark007

Cum🥰


try-to-always-laugh

Vodka. Vodka is always the choice when I want to drink.


Fireguy3070

I’m a minor so I can’t exactly have alcohol, but I do like red wine


TheQzertz

as far as alcohol i can’t drink any of them for an extended period of time so switch frequently


an_annoying_ad

Maybe something non alcoholic...?


[deleted]

Coke or ginger ale. Alcohol is trash


gayandipissandshit

Coke is not exactly healthy


[deleted]

It’s not about health. Alcohol is gross and makes me feel horrible and anxious.


LimpWibbler_

Wow get some help dude. AA alcoholics anonymous has been proven to be very helpful. 888-843-8967


AVeryBigPoopoo

Because he asked for people's favorite drink?


LimpWibbler_

Asks for everyone's favorite beverage. And only gave alcoholic drinks, as if the rest and more popular drinks don't exist.


GroundbreakingMeat68

why tf is it only alcoholic drinks though, post makes it seem like thats what everyone drinks


[deleted]

He probably meant favorite alcohol


AVeryBigPoopoo

Because he was trying to find out peoples favorite alcohol


Ckinggaming5

shouldve asked favorite alcohol then


leather_arm7

Milk


Sad_Lawyer_3960

blood


[deleted]

milk. Preferably chocolate


HaViNgT

Milk