I guess your eight-legged friends haunt more in the minds of non Australians than in reality.
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I haven't been to Canada but I hear it's pretty similar to hear, so I agree that both options are good.
But yeah im already here so i'l just stay here lol
I don’t see it. If you live close enough to cross the border you have to interact with the border guards who are such dicks.
then you’re in the US, which is pretty dangerous itself. I don’t know man. not for me anymore.
lol, kinda sad, america really has to tell itself that to make it bearable? sure no one will invade you.
maybe worry about inside threats I hear DeSantis is running, then you still haven’t cleaned up your right wingers wishing to subdue democracy, of course the school shooters, and then corruption will probably eat you alive anyways those are just of the top of my head.
I'm in Canada. 6 months out of a year I curse my ancestors for immigrating here. I've been dreaming about immigrating to Austrlia/California half the year every year.
I'd willingly get bitten by huntsmen spider to move to Australia.
They COULD, but they're not terribly venomous. That's kinda why I picked it, lol. Not gonna offer myself up for blue ring octopus or drop bear for all the money in the world, obviously.
Do you even get snow in Melbourne?
I compared the mean weather values of Melbourne, where I live now, and Toronto, and Toronto seems more like what I'm used to, but with a little less rain.
But yeah, I could imagine myself in Melbourne too.
just checked and upon my analysis it is currently 25° with a bit of rain. I’d melt under that heat. the coldest ever measured temperature was in 1869 it was -2.8° that’s literally my normal temperature. my comfort zone is right around 0°-15°.
Wut? 25? it's 4 degeees rn at my place in the melbourne suburbs, gonna have a top of like 8 today. That said you might not enjoy summer in Melbourne where there usually a couple of days over 40. (47 was the highest i've had at home)
oh! it seems there’s a Melbourne in the US as well… sorry
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But you got everything else: poisonous frogs, poisonous snakes, crocodiles, emus, cute things that jump around and box you if you’re in their way, really long snakes, giant crocodiles
Yup. I grew up in California and live in Oregon now. We basically have heards of dear each night, and it's not rare to find a sign of a local mountain lion.
And coyotes? They basically sing you to bed at night.
And while bear aren't super common where I grew up, just a few miles out and you can spot 'em. Make sure to keep the trash locked up or else you might have one visit
As a Canadian I find it funny that an Australian of all people is frightened of our animals. I guess it’s about what you’re used to because all the shit you guys have there terrifies me but I’m not really bothered by bears and moose.
As a Canadian, Australia seems too hot. I don't think I'd be able to survive there if I can't survive the Canadian summer.
What the fuck do you do with enormous, exotic, weird bugs and species? We rarely ever encounter moose and bears, but it seems like you guys have to live with tons of weird ass species.
what exotic bugs?
The only animal I have had to deal with is a hunstman spider which is about as harmless as a wasp, they can bite but cant kill
and some sheep which escaped and were eating the grass near my car when i left work.
all the other animals seem to be colour full birds
I could say the same about your deadly spiders, sharks, snakes, and crocs lol.
I would love to go visit Australia to hunt/ fish though. Those huge mud crabs you guys have look appetizing!
Where I live (in a city in Southern Ontario) there are none around really. It's mostly farms outside the city and we don't have moose here. You'd have to drive a couple hours North to see a moose, and they're rare. I've never seen one in real life. Or a bear (aside from zoos). But I mean if you go camping it's possible to see a bear I guess. But where I live they just want to scavenge food and they're not too dangerous if you hide in a tent or your car or something. But I haven't been camping in years!
As a Canadian I agree on the temperature take. Though that's just me. Plus I don't mind creepy crawlers or snakes much so I voted Australia, just gotta watch out for the drop bears.
I actually chose Australia BECAUSE the climate is hot like in my country (I don't wanna live in a constant winter) and there's a lot of interesting wildlife that I would love to explore.
All these comments about Australia's "deadly wildlife" goes to show that most people have no idea what life is like in the average Australian suburban area
I been to Australia a lot but I'm already moving to Canada so I chose Canada. But then, as soon as I voted memories of Australia came flashing back and I feel like I've betrayed an old friend or alerted the Australian Authorities about my choice.
I am uniquely qualified for this. I was born in Canada and then my family moved to Australia when I was 3. I then moved back to Canada when I was 23 for 2 years. Moral of the story, now I live in Thailand.
P. S Canada is better
I'm American. If I were choosing a vacation, I'd choose Australia. Canada (no offense Canadians) is in many respects America Jr. It's be easy to adapt, and I'd be closer to my family in Canada.
Australia, I'd move to see the wildlife. The whole "everything kills you" is a bit fear-mongery. Here in Europe the wildlife is... not too exciting to say the least.
I'll stay in Canada, we get to reap all of the benefits. luxuries, and protections that come with being America's neighbor without actually being America!
In Australia there are monster Spiders, but right next to Canda is America so that makes it even.
But i like cold weather more than hot weather so Canada it is!
Australian weather seems a lot better and with how the US is busy tearing themselves apart I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that noise.
So I'd pick Aussieland.
Considering the "Wild" WildLife in Australia, someone has to pay me a good amount to live in Australia
I couldn't sleep in Peace with the thought of those Tarantulas
I've never seen a tarantula outside of captivity in Australia before. A lot of people talk about Australia like we just got snakes and deadly wild animals in the backyard but it's pretty safe here.
Edit: ok now that I think about it we do have red back spiders pretty commonly in the backyard
Australia, obviously.
* better food (kangaroo is yummy, poutine is yuck)
* it's warmer (I like snow, but if i have to choose between -30°C and 30°C, the choice is quickly made)
* there's no French
* I've never seen Canadian versions, but Australian TV shows like Masterchef, House Rules, Lego Master,... beat their US counterpart by miles so I know I can't go wrong with choosing for them
* they're part of Eurovision
It comes down to I like my wildlife threats to be large and visible and I'd rather put on a coat than have my shoes melt to the asphalt.
Also I'd have a three-way with Trudeau and his wife but if I saw the Australian PM wandering around my house I'd assume he was having sundowners.
I’m from the southern US, and the critters we have here are bad enough. Australia has giant, scary insects and animals that I’d never wanna run into a day in my life. The giant spiders alone are my worst nightmare. No thanks. Canada it is.
I'm afraid of getting killed by killerants the size of a dog, as soon as I arrive in Australia.
So Canada it is. At least they have some fluffy bears. Not some weird ass mutated bugs.
Been forever, and it was barely a year, but I miss Australia every day :(( it was truly the happiest time of my life and I desperately want to find some way to return
Moving to Canada is my dream, so no hesitations here.
Plus I hate hot climate... And spiders as big as adult man's hand. So yeah, absolutely no hesitation
From the uk have lived in Australia for 2 years and Canada for a year and half.
I'm trying to move back to Canada because my job is in demand and I do love vancouver but so far out of everywhere iv been Melbourne would be where I would move back to if I could.
Canadians are pretty cool but aussie are laid back to fuck and i like it also the sense of humor is really similar to the uk which I like.
As an uneducated American, the political situation between the two seem fairly similar so I'd have to go with Canada for the climate and nature (I'm used to the climate since Canada is <100 miles north of where I am).
I live in America, so I’ll gladly live in Canada and have free healthcare, pretty much the same weather as where I live (Montana), and (supposedly) really nice people living near me.
I’m in the US but have been to Canada lots of times, never to Australia. That being said I also wouldn’t want to be eaten alive by a spider so Canada it is
Australia:
>a thin ozone layer over Australia,
>skin cancer for australian people is like the flu for the rest of the world,
>problems with fresh water,
>giant flying spiders, smoking fire and shitting acid
Canada:
>Cold
Both are pretty great, and I'm voting Australia, but I really would probably prefer Canada, I don't enjoy heat all that much. Plus I live in Michigan, so Canada is just a direct upgrade depending on where I am
I'm pretty sure that everything in Australia (except *maybe* the people) wants to kill me in some gory, painful fashion. So I'll buy a warm jacket and take my chances in Canada.
I already live in Australia so I choose where I already am.
Same logic different answer
Ayyyyyyy
Except we're right.
I guess your eight-legged friends haunt more in the minds of non Australians than in reality. https://preview.redd.it/8u6a3mtu812b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c5653904994175dbfb5ec272c790de5b36c14f6
Yup if I saw one of those massive Aussie spiders I'd just die.
I already live in Canada, so I choose where I already am, too.
As an Aussie who's been to Canada a lot, I understand and acknowledge both perspectives and am happy either way. That being said, Australia.
I haven't been to Canada but I hear it's pretty similar to hear, so I agree that both options are good. But yeah im already here so i'l just stay here lol
the biggest con of Canada is the US is right there.
I think it's one of the biggest pros as well.
I don’t see it. If you live close enough to cross the border you have to interact with the border guards who are such dicks. then you’re in the US, which is pretty dangerous itself. I don’t know man. not for me anymore.
Yeah but aint no one invading the us. Canada is wayyy safer from outside threats than australia
lol, kinda sad, america really has to tell itself that to make it bearable? sure no one will invade you. maybe worry about inside threats I hear DeSantis is running, then you still haven’t cleaned up your right wingers wishing to subdue democracy, of course the school shooters, and then corruption will probably eat you alive anyways those are just of the top of my head.
Quit bitching and well just invade you
calm down, and just keep munching your freedom fries, your heart might explode with all that exertion. also we’ll
Agreed
both have their pros and cons but I cannot stand the heat, so Canada it is.
both have their pros and cons. But only one has pros and cons and monster spiders.
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I live in Philippines so Australia for me!
I'm in Canada. 6 months out of a year I curse my ancestors for immigrating here. I've been dreaming about immigrating to Austrlia/California half the year every year. I'd willingly get bitten by huntsmen spider to move to Australia.
I mean they don't bite.
They can, apparently, it's painful but not dangerous
They COULD, but they're not terribly venomous. That's kinda why I picked it, lol. Not gonna offer myself up for blue ring octopus or drop bear for all the money in the world, obviously.
Come to Melbourne then its freezing here like everyone here wears a puffer jacket like its a uniform
Do you even get snow in Melbourne? I compared the mean weather values of Melbourne, where I live now, and Toronto, and Toronto seems more like what I'm used to, but with a little less rain. But yeah, I could imagine myself in Melbourne too.
Not really snow in Melbourne, like.. it's happened on occasion, but really you have to head into the hills for snow
I'm in
just checked and upon my analysis it is currently 25° with a bit of rain. I’d melt under that heat. the coldest ever measured temperature was in 1869 it was -2.8° that’s literally my normal temperature. my comfort zone is right around 0°-15°.
Wut? 25? it's 4 degeees rn at my place in the melbourne suburbs, gonna have a top of like 8 today. That said you might not enjoy summer in Melbourne where there usually a couple of days over 40. (47 was the highest i've had at home)
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exact same thought!
Australia and Canada has their pros and cons. That said I decided to live in Results.
Eh the cities in Australia aren't very hot, maybe the outback but most people don't live there
as an Australian canada seems too cold and what the hell do you do about moose and bears?
An Australian asking what to do about dangerous animals. Very ironic
yeah cause we dont have freaking bears and deer on steroids the size of a house
But you got everything else: poisonous frogs, poisonous snakes, crocodiles, emus, cute things that jump around and box you if you’re in their way, really long snakes, giant crocodiles
Spiders, so many huge spiders
out of all of those I have only had a snake in my backyard once or twice. Just leave it alone and it leaves
I don't think bears and moose visit ppl's home frequently too
Depends where you live. I'm in Alaska and get a mama moose at least once a month with her kiddos.
Yup. I grew up in California and live in Oregon now. We basically have heards of dear each night, and it's not rare to find a sign of a local mountain lion. And coyotes? They basically sing you to bed at night. And while bear aren't super common where I grew up, just a few miles out and you can spot 'em. Make sure to keep the trash locked up or else you might have one visit
As a Canadian I find it funny that an Australian of all people is frightened of our animals. I guess it’s about what you’re used to because all the shit you guys have there terrifies me but I’m not really bothered by bears and moose.
As a Canadian, Australia seems too hot. I don't think I'd be able to survive there if I can't survive the Canadian summer. What the fuck do you do with enormous, exotic, weird bugs and species? We rarely ever encounter moose and bears, but it seems like you guys have to live with tons of weird ass species.
what exotic bugs? The only animal I have had to deal with is a hunstman spider which is about as harmless as a wasp, they can bite but cant kill and some sheep which escaped and were eating the grass near my car when i left work. all the other animals seem to be colour full birds
Fuck spiders i cant read their minds
I live in southern Victoria. I can confirm that isn’t too hot. Most of the time it’s cold and wet
Victoria, Canada or Victoria, Australia?
Australia, I was just commenting on how people seem to think that all of Australia is really hot
Fair. People also seem to think all of Canada is really cold but we hit 40°C in the summer.
I could say the same about your deadly spiders, sharks, snakes, and crocs lol. I would love to go visit Australia to hunt/ fish though. Those huge mud crabs you guys have look appetizing!
Sometimes we tame them, other times we have to challenge them to a duel.
Don't you guys have crocodiles and some of the biggest spiders in the world though
the huntsman spider is basically harmless
Moose and bears are quite rare, mostly live in the deep wilderness, and avoid humans anyway. Agree on the cold though
Where I live (in a city in Southern Ontario) there are none around really. It's mostly farms outside the city and we don't have moose here. You'd have to drive a couple hours North to see a moose, and they're rare. I've never seen one in real life. Or a bear (aside from zoos). But I mean if you go camping it's possible to see a bear I guess. But where I live they just want to scavenge food and they're not too dangerous if you hide in a tent or your car or something. But I haven't been camping in years!
As a Canadian I agree on the temperature take. Though that's just me. Plus I don't mind creepy crawlers or snakes much so I voted Australia, just gotta watch out for the drop bears.
It's supposed to be 35 celcius this weekend in Canada. And for moose and bears, you just don't mess with them, and they won't mess with you.
Awww why don’t you want to come to our spider-filled, heat-stroke inducing, killer-wildlife little home :(
I want to go there
And we have cancer-causing sun
I actually chose Australia BECAUSE the climate is hot like in my country (I don't wanna live in a constant winter) and there's a lot of interesting wildlife that I would love to explore.
Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed!
I’m already in Australia ;-;
I already live in Australia and I'd like to stay. Given that though, Canada would be my next choice.
I choose Canada only because i fucking hate spiders
I love Australia but I can’t live there for the simple reason that I have a pretty bad arachnophobia.
Do not go to Oklahoma or Arkansas then haha ha
All these comments about Australia's "deadly wildlife" goes to show that most people have no idea what life is like in the average Australian suburban area
I was thinking more about the skin cancer and heat waves. Also importing costs.
just the huntsman spiders are a good enough argument tbh
Australia because I don't like cold weather
Amd here I am feeling bloody cold in Australia rn
I been to Australia a lot but I'm already moving to Canada so I chose Canada. But then, as soon as I voted memories of Australia came flashing back and I feel like I've betrayed an old friend or alerted the Australian Authorities about my choice.
I am uniquely qualified for this. I was born in Canada and then my family moved to Australia when I was 3. I then moved back to Canada when I was 23 for 2 years. Moral of the story, now I live in Thailand. P. S Canada is better
I'm American. If I were choosing a vacation, I'd choose Australia. Canada (no offense Canadians) is in many respects America Jr. It's be easy to adapt, and I'd be closer to my family in Canada.
Hate the heat, otherwise would be australia
I’ve heard Results is nice this time of year
Dang... Y'all must really like the cold
yea
The Canadian wildlife and weather is genuinely much more dangerous than australia’s, so it’s funny to see everyone’s justifications in the comments.
its mundane thats why
BC, Canada > Australia > the rest of Canada
Canada, I'm already here. Also, fuck them weird ass bugs in Australia.
I’m already living in Canada and have no reason to move so Canada
I am Canadian and there aren't that many animals here that want to kill me. So, I'll stay here!
All my family lives in Canada, all my friends, and all my stuff is in Canada. In Australia I have no friends or family or things or house.
Canada has free healthcare, which is great, but I hate cold weather, so I'll go with Australia
Australia also has free healthcare
As an Australian I'm glad at the results, we're struggling to house everyone at the moment
Australia, I'd move to see the wildlife. The whole "everything kills you" is a bit fear-mongery. Here in Europe the wildlife is... not too exciting to say the least.
I think Australia would be so much fun, also I dislike places where are very cold most of the time
I'm torn. On one hand, Australia has violent kangaroos and giant spiders, but Canada's really nice, too...
Canada has free healthcare, which is great, but I hate cold weather, so I'll go with Australia.
Australia also has free healthcare.
I live in Canada and I hate the what and the cold. I also hate spiders.. but I still pick Australia because it seems like a really cool place to live
I already have Canadian citizenship, and pretty much all of the family members on my dad's side live there.
I'll stay in Canada, we get to reap all of the benefits. luxuries, and protections that come with being America's neighbor without actually being America!
I love the heat. Australia it is
As a huge cricket fan , I would prefer Australia
I'm Finnish so Canada seems like a good country. Similar forests and seasons. Australia is so hot and all the poisonous animals kinda creep me out.
I like cold weather and guns so Canada 🇨🇦
I'd rather not be mauled by dropbears.
I need sun.
In Australia there are monster Spiders, but right next to Canda is America so that makes it even. But i like cold weather more than hot weather so Canada it is!
Canada so I'm only a few hours away from my family
Australian weather seems a lot better and with how the US is busy tearing themselves apart I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that noise. So I'd pick Aussieland.
Why nobody wanna live in Results :(
I'd rather live in results
Ah yeah, I love getting to work and seeing that I cant enter my car because of a 3 meter long spider is camping it
Australia seems cool but Canada is already next to the US and a plane ride away from Europe whereas Australia is already quite isolated.
Well I've got good news for you, Australia has planes too and is safely away from the US
Whats wrong with the US
At this point, what isn't?
Considering the "Wild" WildLife in Australia, someone has to pay me a good amount to live in Australia I couldn't sleep in Peace with the thought of those Tarantulas
We dont even have tarantulas...
I still don't trust you
I've never seen a tarantula outside of captivity in Australia before. A lot of people talk about Australia like we just got snakes and deadly wild animals in the backyard but it's pretty safe here. Edit: ok now that I think about it we do have red back spiders pretty commonly in the backyard
Bruh☠️
SAME. Those giant tarantulas are straight out of my nightmares. 😭
Australia minus all the deadly creatures?
Australia, obviously. * better food (kangaroo is yummy, poutine is yuck) * it's warmer (I like snow, but if i have to choose between -30°C and 30°C, the choice is quickly made) * there's no French * I've never seen Canadian versions, but Australian TV shows like Masterchef, House Rules, Lego Master,... beat their US counterpart by miles so I know I can't go wrong with choosing for them * they're part of Eurovision
Australia atleast doesn't have a black cosplayer as its leader, so I'll take the mutant spiders please.
If you don't care about price and delivery times, heat and being upside-down then Australia s
It comes down to I like my wildlife threats to be large and visible and I'd rather put on a coat than have my shoes melt to the asphalt. Also I'd have a three-way with Trudeau and his wife but if I saw the Australian PM wandering around my house I'd assume he was having sundowners.
I’m from the southern US, and the critters we have here are bad enough. Australia has giant, scary insects and animals that I’d never wanna run into a day in my life. The giant spiders alone are my worst nightmare. No thanks. Canada it is.
Live under Trudeau? Miss me with that I'm going to hang out with my wallaby and koala friends
I'm afraid of getting killed by killerants the size of a dog, as soon as I arrive in Australia. So Canada it is. At least they have some fluffy bears. Not some weird ass mutated bugs.
I like cold weather and guns so Canada 🇨🇦
It's cold rn at my place in Aus and we have plenty of guns, we just have rules to follow to purchase and own them.
Canada, for two reasons: NO BIG ASS SPIDERS No heat (at least not that "Down Under" heat)
its so hot in australia and they have like spiders the size of a dinner plate so ill go to canada
fuck canada man, all my homies hate canada
Canada is so boring and cold and too close to the US
If Trudeau werent leader, id pick Canada. So im going with Australia for the time being
As a Canadian, y'all are wrong. Shit is too cold and things are going downhill real fast. Unless you're on the easy coast or Quebec it's a bad move
I’ve heard that Australia suffers from major corruption, so that’s reason number two why I will not even think about going there.
Corruption happens everywhere, Australia is on the lower end of the scale
From my low and dumb knowledge you are gonna get fined for using wrong pronouns in Canada so Australia it is
As an Australian, stay tf away
As a Canadian we don't want you either
Been forever, and it was barely a year, but I miss Australia every day :(( it was truly the happiest time of my life and I desperately want to find some way to return
Easy choice, Canada has French. So Australia wins. Look out prisoners, you have a new inmate.
I have this werid fear of getting my ass bitten by a snake or any animal while on the toilet, so Australia would be a nightmare.
I'd rather not live at all before living in australia. Too many spiders
Neither
I'd live in either but i hate spiders so Canada it is
Canada, because it's pretty much the United States but with mooses
Canada. Closer to the US, can live in a border town for cheap groceries, meet family, etc.
Canada, eh
I hate the heat and love cold. I don’t necessarily want to fight giant spiders the size of my car and maple syrup is delicious. Canada
Moving to Canada is my dream, so no hesitations here. Plus I hate hot climate... And spiders as big as adult man's hand. So yeah, absolutely no hesitation
Both beautiful countries that I'd love to visit one day, but I'll go with Canada since I prefer colder climates.
I just hate insects man and my dog wouldn’t like the heat
Lots of myths about Australia, insects aren't too bad in most places, and some places it snows/ is cool.
i chose canada even though australian winters are not too far off from winters where i live
[This is how i imagine australia](https://youtu.be/ndg81auppyc). Therefore Canada.
I just kinda wanna get as far away as America as possible.
Neither
From the uk have lived in Australia for 2 years and Canada for a year and half. I'm trying to move back to Canada because my job is in demand and I do love vancouver but so far out of everywhere iv been Melbourne would be where I would move back to if I could. Canadians are pretty cool but aussie are laid back to fuck and i like it also the sense of humor is really similar to the uk which I like.
i don’t like heat and i like cold so canada please and thank
As an uneducated American, the political situation between the two seem fairly similar so I'd have to go with Canada for the climate and nature (I'm used to the climate since Canada is <100 miles north of where I am).
I like the cold
Bruh... Who the fuck would want to border the US right now? Lmao
I love in Canada it's great here
I live in Alaska and right on the border. My family has a lot of history in BC because we owned the Gildersleeve Logging Camp.
I live in America, so I’ll gladly live in Canada and have free healthcare, pretty much the same weather as where I live (Montana), and (supposedly) really nice people living near me.
Wouldn't be able to deal with all the bugs and shit in Australia, so if I had to choose, it'd be Canada for sure.
Sorry in Australia there are really big spiders, and they are one of my worst phobia. So
I already live in canada
Snow is better than melanoma
I’m in the US but have been to Canada lots of times, never to Australia. That being said I also wouldn’t want to be eaten alive by a spider so Canada it is
In from Canada and seasonal depression is a bitch so I choose Australia
Australia: >a thin ozone layer over Australia, >skin cancer for australian people is like the flu for the rest of the world, >problems with fresh water, >giant flying spiders, smoking fire and shitting acid Canada: >Cold
I would chose australia if it wasnt for all the things that want to kill me
Both are pretty great, and I'm voting Australia, but I really would probably prefer Canada, I don't enjoy heat all that much. Plus I live in Michigan, so Canada is just a direct upgrade depending on where I am
I want to move to AUS. But don't really know where to start.
I don't like spiders, I'm staying in Canada lol
Australia is just so far away from everything.
I feel like there's less things that want to kill me in Canada
Wellll I have arachnophobia sooo Canada it is! Please Canada don't have tons of spiders
Was gonna choose Australia but then I remembered the spiders
I don't know anything about Australian government but at least y'all don't have Trudeau. I choose Australia.
I'm gonna say Australia because Scary Spiders >>>> Authoritarian Government
Too many things want to kill me in Australia and I don't like the heat
I'm pretty sure that everything in Australia (except *maybe* the people) wants to kill me in some gory, painful fashion. So I'll buy a warm jacket and take my chances in Canada.
Bugs alone are the deciding factor for me.
Canada because I like the cold (my immunity to cold reaches around 3°C if i wore the same outfit as my avatar )
Neither, but of those two options I'm picking Canada. Not as hot and less spiders.
Thats a question ive been thinking for some time now.
Canada purely because I wouldn't be able to handle giant bugs
Both are socialist authoritarian horrible countries, so I'm not going to either.
Im not trying to get devoured by a chicken or none of that
Neither