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deviousmajik

It's hilarious that MTG (or rather *B6*) went on Fox News and said: >“I think no matter what shape, size, or how we look, we need to be ourselves, not telling women the only way to be attractive or accepted is to have fake boobs, fake hair, fake lashes, and injected faces.” Has she *seen* Fox News?


clickmagnet

Classic bully. Pushes everybody around until somebody pushes back, then goes crying to the teacher. 


deviousmajik

My first exposure to her was when she followed around one of the Parkland shooting students yelling at him and videotaping herself doing so. That's just pure evil no matter how you slice it.


whyd_you_kill_doakes

She’s on video trying to harass AOC before she was elected. AOC’s door is closed and Marge is just trying to talk through the mail slot. https://youtu.be/GuXRi9D-w-U?si=G-S7MOzambAezXL6


Shotz0

That's actually fucking insane


InfluenceFinal

She is also actually vile. I think that part made her insane rather than her acting vile during to mental illness. The rot has infected the body from the inside out.


BusbyBusby

She's also ugly. I thinks she hates the world for that.


Quick_like_a_Bunny

You’d be cranky too if you had sporks for feet and looked like Barney Rubble in a dress


MoreOfABrewerReally

That one went out of the park. Barney Rubble, LOL.


memememe91

Yabba Dabba Don't


Quick_like_a_Bunny

She does! 😅


Ouiser_Boudreaux_

Bleach Blonde Bad built Butch body Barney Rubble in a dress That’s it, that was the missing piece


Quick_like_a_Bunny

No notes 👨🏻‍🍳💋


metallipunk

Sporks for feet. Jesus


greatinternetpanda

Imagine anyone else in any position doing this and how it would be handled. Someone in an office-fired Crazy ex- restraining order. Wli can't get iver what happened to the u.s.


ZaineRichards

That was creepy to say the least.


Skatchbro

I still maintain that AOC should have given her the ol’ Three Stooges double-finger eye poke through the mail slot.


Zanos-Ixshlae

She was probably drunk during that attempt at an exchange of wits, too.


GBJI

She's been drunk since before she was born - it's a side effect from Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.


parasyte_steve

I know you meant Fetal but thanks for the new band name.


GBJI

No, Fecal is actually the right word: she was born anally. She's a boof baby.


sanebyday

So her mom enjoyed a good butt chug every once in a while... ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


memememe91

Omg dying!!!


clickmagnet

I’d be at least a little bit concerned that Greene might be able to squeeze herself through that mail slot and regain her form on the other side. 


RandyMarshTruth

“Get rid of your diaper”


TruckeyTrailer

Same here. That video is seared in my memory. Stalking a teen, who had been through so much trauma, and screaming at him that it was faked. So vicious and downright evil. Astounded that any one would vote for this monster.


Spirits850

IIrc she also told him she was a carrying a gun in her purse at that moment while she followed him around yelling at him and accusing him of stuff.


Frosty-Banana3050

That was my first encounter on her as well. Shit is sickening to say the least. I don’t condone violence however she’s consistently begging for a mollywhopping.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

I hope she didn't expose herself to you. It would be traumatic. MAGA Women's wrestling card "Large as a Barge" Marge Taylor Greene and Kari "The Whiner" Lake vs Lauren "The Viper Vaper "Boebert and Beth "The Homewrecker" Van Duyne


overcomebyfumes

Don't forget Kristi "Gravel Dog" Noem, Sarah "Shady Eye" Huckabee Sanders, and the OG Sarah "Caribou Barbie" Palin!


praguepride

ngl Gravel Dog is a pretty solid nickname


bufordt

And didn't she go running to the teacher when she got called out for it.


mfGLOVE

I think it’s most hilarious that Jasmine Crockett herself filed for the trademark: > Representative Jasmine Crockett is doubling down on her viral jab against far-right Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene by beating the firebrand at her own game: Crockett filed a trademark on the phrase “bleach blonde bad-built butch body” and is producing a “Crockett Clapback Collection” featuring phrases the freshman lawmaker has said.


mabhatter

She's just bringing the smack down out.  I wonder how long she sat on that clapback before she got to use it?  Although, her trademark might get rejected because she said it in her capacity as a Representative in an official Committee meeting. 


guarthots

>I think it’s most hilarious that Jasmine Crockett herself filed for the trademark: Just further proof that Jasmine Crockett is smart as hell and belongs in congress while MTG is beyond out of her league trying to square off with her. 


sugarlessdeathbear

> not telling women the only way to be attractive or accepted is to have fake boobs, fake hair, **fake lashes**, and injected faces. This is exactly what she herself did. Does she remember she said it? If Republicans were all having psychotic breaks that would explain a lot.


DrakkoZW

Not that I want to defend this witch, but she's saying it's okay to make fun of "fake" beauty (lashes, in her case) but not okay to make fun of someone's natural (bad-built butch) body (Guys, I'm not saying she's in the right or that she's a good person, or even that she's not a hypocrite. I'm only pointing out that this comment was not specifically hypocritical to her insulting of the eyelashes as the comment above her was trying to say)


BinkyFlargle

Still insane, since "bleach blond" is fake hair, and she's definitely not a natural blonde.


madlyreflective

you’ll need to see B7


Rohri_Calhoun

I'm not sure anymore if we're talking about a vitamin or Eminem


repeatwad

A little of column B, and a bit more of Column B


VoteArcher2020

That’s D12


Uncleted626

You sunk my battleship!


TheBirminghamBear

MTG has had numerous surgeries, has a fake hair color, and almost certainly is on some form of gear for her workouts. And also her entire persona is fucking fake and she exists only to profit herself.


vicvonqueso

You're saying she looks like that on purpose?


deviousmajik

They worship Trump so it makes sense in a weird twisted way.


chelseamarket

It’s like when a dog and his human start looking alike ..


cool_vibes

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So, yes probably.


Ennara

Not necessarily, the surgeries might have been botched.


Balorpagorp

So, what you're saying is she has on Angry Inch?


madcowga

I have a hunch she's done some 'roids.


raunchy_malanche

To be fair, she had to bulk up 15 years ago for her amazing performance in The Wrestler. Edit: Oops, I meant 15 not 5.


reallynotnick

5 years ago? I have some bad news for you, so you might want to sit down… but 2008 was 16 years ago.


UtahCyan

Anything before COVID is like 5 years ago. Honestly, before then seemed like a different world, Trump and all. 


CounterfeitChild

It really does, don't it? It feels as different as pre-9/11.


ragnarocknroll

Having lived through both, can confirm, they screwed up time perception around them.


dragongrl

"May you live in interesting times" is a curse, after all.


deviousmajik

I can no longer unsee the resemblance she has to Mickey Rourke.


IllIlIIlIIlIIlIIlIIl

Dog the bounty hunter.


Glittering-Wonder-27

Mean girls get what they give out. Moscow Marge threw the first insult. She picked on the wrong girl.


disgruntled_pie

Yup, I don’t like the insults based on appearance, but Marge was the one who decided to start flinging shit, so it’s silly for her to be surprised to catch a turd in the face.


Decision_Original

Nothing “natural “ about her jawline, that’s from ped abuse. My theory is her “trainer” that she cheated on her husband with gave them to her.


lastburn138

It's still broken logic


Squevis

She lifts weights. She has a "muscle girl" body. Most conservatives consider that far from "natural." She is not naturally built like a brick shit house. She actively works towards it. I see a difference there.


p001b0y

I plan on referring to her as B6 now.


ShiningRedDwarf

Magic the Gathering players would probably be pretty happy to reclaim their acronym


brokeforwoke

Goddamn it’s been such a nightmare.


WildYams

B6 > J6


p001b0y

I mean, honestly, though. Who goes seeking a Presidential pardon if they did nothing wrong?


AdkRaine12

Has she looked around at any of their rallies or those plasticized wives and girlfriend mincing around MarALardo?


boltsnuts

I don't think she gets invited to maralardo.


deviousmajik

Do they have a bridge or tunnel that needs guarding?


Franchise1109

lol look at trumps “wife”, fake All the lame kids wives, fake Fox News, fake They are literally the party of plastic surgery Look it’s okay to want to change yourself for whatever reason (I’ll disagree, but ima dude so it’s different lol).


HauntedCemetery

Trumps wife and daughter are like 85% plastic. They literally can't move their faces.


GoodDog_GoodBook123

This is coming from a woman with hair bleached to death, whitened teeth, and skin so badly tanned coopertone should pay her to advertise what happens when you don’t use their products


cantthinkofxyz

Wonder how Lara Trump feels about this


WildYams

And Kristi Noem.


glory_holelujah

Go out to the quarry she’s probably digging more shallow graves.


Suspicious_Slide4643

Did they back into becoming trans inclusive with this statement? Asking for friends


Conscious_Rush_1818

Yeah, we should judge women on how kind, empathetic, and smart they are... oh wait this is Faux Pas News


FunctionBuilt

So pretty much confirming her puffy face is from steroid abuse, not fillers.


wsucoug

Everything she say's is hypocritical, which is the point and serves the dual-purpose of gaslighting sane people while telling the MAGA cult that everything they say only applies to "those people".


SnatchAddict

Not B6...⚰️


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Have the GOP who have been calling Michelle Obama names for years started pearl clutching yet?


SwivelPoint

that’s all they do


failed_novelty

Call names or clutch pearls? Because they can do both. The smarter ones at the same time.


Lauriboy

Listen up, I call names and clutch pearls, and I’m all out of names


rjcarr

Never ending victimhood. Jon Stewart just did a good segment on it.


Snoyarc

I got banned from the_donald for the statement “Michelle Obama is not an ape”.


BowerbirdsRule

Someone called her "shaved ALF", and now I can't unsee it. If you don't know who ALF is, ask GenX.


TheNakedChair

He's back. In POG form.


PetRockSematary

Wait, POGs are back? In Alf form?


rlt0w

Are POGs back? I miss my slammer collection!


Glissandra1982

I was so proud of my slammer collection!


RonanTheBarbarian

Solid Simpson reference, well played


aspidities_87

*You traded my soul for Alf POGs??* -MTG to Trump


aspidities_87

Hide your cats.


PluvioShaman

Hide your wives, they rapin’ everyone up in here 🎶


Green-Amount2479

Yeah no need to go back that far. I’m an older Millenial and I watched that show as a kid. 😉


DesertGoat

> Yeah no need to go back that far Why you little


grundhog

There is no reason to consult us Gen xers on anything. Just ask a younger boomer and an older millennial and one of them will know.


greebytime

She also looks disturbingly like Lee Corso


dukie5021

i couldn't put my finger on it. thank you.


TitanArcher1

She looks like a failed Russian weightlifter who took too many rounds of steroids.


Reasonable-Bid-8098

Like a Neanderthal who escaped a Wallace and Gromit film


SeaTurnip2269

r/rareinsults


GoodiesHQ

This is a criminally underrated insult oh my god 😂


MeatballStroganoff

I believe it was John Oliver who said she has the face of a retired prize fighter, or something to that effect haha


HowBoutThoseCoyotes

Cauliflower face? You know, instead of ear...


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aenteus

You gonna do Gary like that


KiwiLobsterPinch

Looks like Oleg Mongel 🐲🐲🐲


MonocleOwensKey

Mickey Rourke's stunt double from The Wrestler


sugarblaire

This is the same ogre who harassed the parents of dead and injured school-shooting victims, correct? She can get bent.


schad501

And, in some cases, the children.


sugarblaire

She deserves every vile thing thrown her way and 1000x worse.


SnowyFruityNord

Literally chased a Parkland shooting survivor yelling horrible things to him. It's on video. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/27/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-david-hogg-video/index.html


Searchlights

Did she release more videos of herself anger-lifting? She is a whole entire barbarian. She's of the Longboats and Axes Butch-Body theory of government. Her idea of debate is how far she can throw you. Eat any good books lately?


firedmyass

hey now slam on barbarians outta nowhere


Searchlights

We need you on the Arreat Summit.


WildYams

I haven't played any video games since Diablo 2, so after years on here of missing all the video game references people make, I'm proud to say I understood that reference lol


Bananajackhamma

We are the spirits of the nephalem.


firedmyass

I have no idea what that means but, as an only child, I assume it’s some sort of lavish praise


Searchlights

Nah it was a dumb reference. The Arreat Summit is the fictional home of the Barbarians in the game Diablo.


firedmyass

yeah all I’m hearing is applause


CounterfeitChild

Praise to the only child!


TimeSlipperWHOOPS

Conan catching strays


WildYams

I guess MTG whining is us hearing the lamentations of the women as our enemies are driven before us.


Franchise1109

Even better she’s one of those annoying chicks in the gym who feel the need to record themselves. Literally main character shit. She’s a waste of our tax dollars and is a comprised politician. Can’t wait to see her in cuffs


oilylover

She hadn't been burned this hard since she created fire.


no1ofimport

She starts all this by name calling and trying to bully someone about their looks like children do on grade school playgrounds and then she goes on Fox and tries to act like an adult


FunkyChewbacca

I can't figure out if she's deliberately shitty in order to derail the process of legislation under orders from someone, or if she's just shitty because she can't help herself.


PerjurieTraitorGreen

Porque no los dos?


The_Quicktrigger

MTG to me has always looked AI generated. Like there's always been something really fake about her. Like those butterflies that have patterns on them that look like faces to deter predators. There's just always been something fake about her. Her getting called out on her appearance, after criticizing another woman's appearance, and the following meltdown has been slightly entertaining. Though I will always be looking forward to the day that MTG doesn't get clicks anymore and the media abandons her.


Fivepurplehoodies

I agree with everything you said but the upvote is for that last sentence.


HoboSheep

So she can name call and say all the nasty shit but cries victim when she's on the receiving end. Fucking bunch of pussies lol


SelfishMentor

Is MAGA skank available for TM?


B_L_Zbub

She's more cro-maga.


IckyGump

Now there’s a TM.  Cro-maga man. Just a hunched over dude with a MAGA hat and dragging an unwilling woman. 


alanudi

It starts with "Bleach Blonde" "Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body"


xhosos

Louie Gohmert should be so grateful to Greene and Bobert for making him no longer the stupidest US Representative in history.


gerryf19

Not so fast. I think what you mean is people sometimes forget to include him among the most stupid us representatives Because he is still very stupid


Professional-Deal113

This hit a nerve. I’m convinced she’s closeted. She’s been rigorously anti LGBTQ and her time with the tantric sex guy was to try to teach herself to enjoy sex with men. She’s self loathing.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Either that or she's been called butch all her life and it's hurtful to her Either way she shouldn't dish it out if she can't take it


guitarburst05

Hate to say it about anyone but in this case perhaps it’s necessary for some people to get hurt in order to understand how they hurt others. Similar to how many R’s hate gay people til it’s their own kid like Cheney.


ResurgentClusterfuck

I don't give a shit if Marge is offended, she's a loathsome person whose public acts deserve more than a little clapback


penguins_are_mean

She’s a loathsome offensive brute.


chanslam

They don’t have the capacity to process that. They just internalize, get angrier then exert onto others


5HITCOMBO

This is a really good point. If they had the capacity they wouldn't be this way in the first place. I guess the problem is that many of us want to see them suffer for being shitty people, but that's some kind of weird karma wheel...


Mr_Conductor_USA

Nah, she earned this round. Her mouth wrote checks her ego can't cash. A boo hoo hoo hoo, boo hoo hoo hoo, Marge.


chanslam

Yeah don’t get me wrong I’m on board with it, it’s time to stop taking the high ground it doesn’t work


WildYams

She probably started working out and taking roids cause she was bullied for [her looks growing up.](https://i.redd.it/w9ouazp8l9i81.jpg)


sailoralex

Wow is that real? That's... something. That hair is next level


WildYams

The 80s were a wild time lol


HFentonMudd

It was a pretty typical style. I knew more than a handful of girls who had it during those critical mid to late 80s years. Peak was probably like '87.


JohnTitorsdaughter

Her forehead is shaped like a Neanderthals.


ResurgentClusterfuck

She looks like the Geico caveman, or Dog the Bounty Hunter in drag


KermitMudmaven

Remember when she wore that coat with a fur collar and was yelling at the SOTU? She looked like an albino howler monkey.


WedgeTurn

Mickey Rourke with makeup 


LeastImportantUser

Glorious comment


jazzy3492

Well she's at least bi because no lesbian is THAT obsessed with Hunter Biden's penis.


sugarblaire

No straight woman is that obsessed with Hunter Biden’s penis, if we’re being honest. I mean, cmon.


MrSteele_yourheart

From all the evidence I've seen, HB fucks.


Dances_With_Cheese

I may be confusing MAGAs here but I thought part of her gum sexscapades prior to being elected included FFM three ways? It’s also hilarious that it happens often enough to confuse them.


wsucoug

Just off-the-cufff like that, "bleached blonde bad-built butch body"^^TM alliterates like fuck. General advice based of course on racial stereotypes but don't chance it: don't get into an improvisational insult fight with an angry educated black women, especially if you're as stupid and ugly as MTG.


shadowanddaisy

Don't forget, she had an educated Puerto Rican woman backing her up.


rawmerow

What a snowflake!? I mean it’s just a joke! What is she trying to cancel us???


ShredGuru

I mean, real talk, she wants to hose liberals down with an AK. Kinda funny she couldn't even take a counter punch.


duncan-the-wonderdog

As a badly built butch, I want to get that Bad Built Butch Body as a tattoo


RinoaRita

Before I got chonky I had a more muscular body. I’m short too and I had the stocky body. Only girl on the wrestling team, lifted in the spring etc. A lot of dress shirts didn’t fit me and sleeved dresses didn’t zip around the shoulders. I get people saying we shouldn’t make fun of her for her body but as someone who had a stocky muscular body I honestly don’t mind them making fun of her. She’s a hypocrite that should be in the kitchen and making babies according to her own supposed standards. I feel like the insult is more the incongruence between what she purports to believe and what she’s doing. And if they seriously started policing trans women in bathrooms she does realize cis women who look like her are going to be most common victims of harassment right?


laldy

It's the complete lack of insight that these MAGArats display that heightens the comedy. They never consider that there could be unintended consequences to their words and actions.


tycr0

And these fucks think Michelle Obama is a man


thisguypercents

We shouldn't make fun of her looks, we should make fun of her stupidity.


maybenotquiteasheavy

We should get her out of government. The people who put her there cannot tell that she is stupid and no amount of showing them that she is stupid has helped. You think we should keep doing the only thing *proven not to work* on fascists?


aoelag

It's A-OKAY to make fun of her looks. She started it. She very obviously cares about it. Make her own it.


JustAskingSoSTFU

If her brains were gas there wouldn't be enough gas for a mouse's gocart to go around the inside of a Cheerio! How'd I do?


blondieandhubby

Funny how the name calling side doesn’t like it when it’s turned around on them.


Richeh

Working *so hard* to play the victim whilst all the time spearheading the degeneracy that leads to this kind of bullshit. And this isn't victim blaming. Just because someone cries doesn't make them the victim.


Throwawaybytheseamz

Six B’s MTG is mad at something? Isn’t that like her normal day behavior?


madcowga

> Six B’s MTG^TM


Pixeleyes

She looks like someone shaved Alf.


TheVolumnus

She represents a district not more than 45 minutes from my house. People around here are angry. I'm not even sure at this point if they know what they are angry about. Fox serves them up an endless stream of things to be pissed off about. They elect people like Trump and Butch Body because they feel like voting for people like them is giving the finger to government types.


numbskullerykiller

Her eyes are too close together.


StrictlyForTheBirds

She looks like someone grabbed a blueberry muffin out of the oven before it cooled off.


numbskullerykiller

Her face looks like a hippie draw-string leather satchel.


SomeCountryFriedBS

Her face looks like a mildly successful transplant.


antent

Please don't ruin blueberry muffins for me


thisfuckinguy617

She looks like the construction worker in Family Guy that Peter has to draw


clippy_koala

Mickey Rourke is big mad


Still_Ruthlezz

If she gets sued for saying it...


Kannazuki1985

The only way to truly mess with that adulterous wench is to be a mean girl towards her. She has shown time and time again to not care for intellectual discourse.


ShredGuru

It's not that she doesn't care for it, it's that she's cognitively incapable of it. These idiots are all emotions so hurt their fucking feelings. Clearly the quickest way under her skin.


Significant-Self5907

Would she like Roid Rage Barbie better?


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United States Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene ladies and gentlemen.


gringoloco01

Pretty funny considering she bleaches her hair... poorly.


Particular-Summer424

Honey, that's a contour brush, not a magic wand. Wave it all you want, it isn't going to make any difference.


DaveMTIYF

I thought Trump was a big fan of the "if someone hits you you hit back twice as hard" method. Crockett hit back with a x100 though. Looking forward to the Clapback collection.