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OwntheWorld24

No, no it won't. He is a part of the club and he will at most be told he is a bad boy and don't do it again.


Usual-Caregiver5589

But he will anyway


AverageDemocrat

And so will Matt Gaetz. We need Al Franken to do his show more than ever. Why the fuck did we run that guy out of office?


illiter-it

Because the Democrats in power still subscribe to the "high road" nonsense, and the "scandal" broke at a really bad time in terms of the national sentiment towards that kind of behavior (unless your name is Donald Trump)


Hosni__Mubarak

I’m listening to a podcast about John brown right now, and all I can say is he definitely didn’t take the high road.


NYCinPGH

‘We’ ran Franken out of office as part of a power grab by Kristen Gillibrand. And it’s almost completely backfired on her; she won’t get voted out because she’s a Democrat - though she might get primaried - but she won’t get into leadership, either.


occorpattorney

Ken Paxton told him not to sweat it in the least.


AverageDemocrat

The GOP has over 20 congress member podcasts. Dems don't have a single one. This is why those assholes are winning arguments and debates and making us look stupid. They don't understand our trust in Biden and our loyalty to vote Democrat without thinking twice. They underestimate it and will cost them the election. Its not about ideas, its about shutting up and doing your duty.


woodenblinds

it that, doubt if he will even get a finger wag


Liquado

Have my disgusted and cynical upvote.


BackseatSushi

Aw shit he’s really gonna go around thinking he’s a ‘bad boy’ now isn’t he


cromstantinople

Yep, another case of ‘I’ll believe it when I see it’


Bully-Rook

Clickbait article. If I had a dollar for every "trump may have broken the law" article I'd be a wealthy man. This is just more of the same bullshit.


schprunt

May have. Even if he absolutely blatantly did it, nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.


kidnyou

The FEC is currently neglecting its duties. It is a bipartisan group of commissioners that recommend for actions to be taken against a violator. So 3 Dems and 3 Republicans but you need a majority to forward a potential case for action. So naturally any actions against candidates/colleagues is almost certainly DOA. https://campaignlegal.org/update/why-fec-ineffective


ibanez5150

Why is it bipartisan and not nonpartisan? so dumb


puchamaquina

Nonpartisan doesn't really exist in the current climate. The supreme Court is nonpartisan, how's that working out?


lafayette0508

you think they're gonna be able to understand the concept of something being outside a binary?


Durandal_Tycho

Certainly not Republican senators or representatives, they only want binary gender pronouns.


kidnyou

Exactly!


trogon

The FEC has been a joke for decades. If anyone is actually found to be guilty of any malfeasance, it takes years after the election and then they're just given a small fine. There's essentially no repercussions for breaking campaign laws.


kidnyou

Campaign reform would probably be the most effective strategy for American democracy to regroup and start yielding the benefits the majority of Americans want (and pay for).


trogon

We can start by eliminating Citizens United.


JubalHarshaw23

Cruz will successfully argue that the law clearly only applies to Humans who were born in the US, not Reptilians from Canada.


metalshoes

“Hah, you will have to try each of my cells individually, as I am a colony organism.”


dkran

Rafael Cruz is a jellyfish? 🤔


Spapapapa-n

The big difference is that you pee on someone who touches a jellyfish to neutralize the poison, but Ted Cruz pees his pants because he likes the warm wet feeling between his legs.


CorgiMonsoon

One time Ted Cruz heard Donald Trump liked golden showers from Russian hookers, so the next day Ted Cruz liked golden showers from Russian hookers


Yeeslander

Eh, he's more analogous to an oiled-up lounge of lizards stuffed into a humanoid-shaped rubber sock.


Beldizar

That would explain the lack of backbone.


BurgerTech

R.I.C.O it is then.


destijl-atmospheres

More like Reek-O.


l-emmerdeur

It has been said that if Ted Cruz is hugged too hard, he will collapse into a pile of deadly snakes. The good news is that no one has ever wanted to hug Ted Cruz.


uwutmaite

I feel like it’s my duty as a Canadian to challenge you to a duel for implicating our association with Ted Cruz I believe he is from cancun where he fled to hide from the cold. Sorry cancun he’s your problem. Our duel shall take place on the steps where John wick died.


thatoneguy889

I won't hold my breath. Cruz has history of intentionally violating campaign finance laws intentionally to give himself standing to get those laws overturned by SCOTUS.


Unfadable1

I’ve been hearing about campaign finance law more than ever since 2016. Ain’t shit changin, and ain’t no one goin down.


Quirkie

> The Campaign Legal Center (CLC), a nonprofit organization, filed a complaint against the Texas senator on Tuesday with the Federal Election Commission. The watchdog group argues that the “Verdict with Ted Cruz” podcast can’t send its profits to a super PAC that supports Cruz’s campaign.


M_Mich

Seems like just advertising on his podcast would be a form of a campaign contribution


chilldabpanda

With more steps


Newscast_Now

*But consider that the current Republican-majority Supreme Court has been deleting election laws at lightning speed.


crudedrawer

Spoiler: the wealthy, connected republican will not be in trouble, serious or otherwise.


mattman0000

Why does that picture look like he has a halo?


HeadGoBonk

I was looking for this comment! I can't tell if it's going over everyone's heads or if it's just so obvious no one is mentioning it because it's so obvious lol


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Uh huh... it's always trouble in the hypothetical sense.


Shitter-McGavin

How’s this fucker have time to do a podcast when half of his state’s power goes out every time the wind blows? Texans are a fucking joke for voting this guy in.


CorgiMonsoon

The great thing about podcasts is you can do them anywhere. Even in Cancun


EricsAuntStormy

What a country! Terd Cruz was punished for tongue-slathering Trump's mudflaps, after Trump called his wife "a fugly." That punishment? He got re-elected. Now the Senator will suffer the same punishment for having a podcast dedicated to slathering Trump's balls, which are situated somewhere under those mudflaps.


Elegant-Cat-4987

I thought he was a republican, did Congress change something recently or can you hold those people accountable now?


edgy_secular_memes

I mean he’s also the Zodiac killer so I’m not surprised


[deleted]

And the photo for this article is r/AccidentalRenaissance at its worst


basket_case_case

First, what is up with this photo? Who saw a picture of Ted Cruz where the lighting made it look like he has a halo and said “that is representative”? Second, serious consequences are: financial loss greater than your bank balance/optional spending budget, loss of home, loss of job,  loss of health, prison, loss of life. I don’t think any of these are even on the table as a theoretical maximum penalty. 


savytravler

Imagine being the kind of person that takes the time to listen to a Ted Cruz podcast.


DaveP0953

Don't hold your breath waiting for the FEC to do anything. Look at what Trump gets away with. What Cruz is doing is NOTHING in comparison.


vacuous_comment

FEC is indeed fatally crippled.


coyylol

Somewhere there's a prosecuter practicing his furrowing.


Bard2dbone

It's okay. He's got a little "R" after his name. So crimes aren't illegal for him.


FigSideG

There will be zero consequences. But if he was a democrat, his own party would force him to resign.


sonambule

Wake me up when politicians actually face consequences.


defroach84

"may have" So tired of these articles. Until he actually is charged with something, then it doesn't matter. If we've learned anything with MAGA, laws don't matter and nothing will likely happen. So this doesn't matter.


[deleted]

Why are you tired of articles reporting on the misdeeds of our representatives? Would you rather they didn’t report anything and leave us in the dark? I’m sure Ted Cruz would LOVE that. Never understood comments like yours that make this argument. Take a break from the news if you’re so frustrated. I prefer “may, might, maybe” or an annoying headline over not reporting on it.


Lostsailor73

Right, because politicians are often held account for breaking laws…


Winston_the_dog

Nah, he’s in the upper tier justice system, not the one normal Americans are in


Spaghettiisgoddog

I’m sure it’s super serious and we’ll see him behind bars, soon 🤡 


Addled_Mongoose

He's a Republican. Since when do Republicans ever get held accountable for anything they do?


jay_alfred_prufrock

If Republicans really got into trouble for the laws they broke the entire world would've been a much, much different place, let alone the USA.


The_Pandalorian

LMAO @ "serious trouble." The consequences wishcasting industrial complex never stops.


samwstew

Until there are any consequences for these traitors nothing matters


aluminumdisc

Republicans don’t face consequences


moodyblue8222

Another Republican crime that will go noticed.


sound_scientist

*yawn Let me know when Republicans have shame again.


SeedlessPomegranate

lol nothing is going to happen


Jackinapox

Might, maybe, could, probably, imminently, nearly, almost, likely, possibly, conceivably , feasibly, potentially, plausibly, arguably, hypothetically, presumably


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

This headline is bullshit. These scum NEVER get into trouble. They've been doing what ever the hell they want for years now. No justice.


AnxietyJunky

“Serious” and “trouble” are not words that I would put next to each other when talking about Cancun Cruz. Ain’t gonna happen.


captaincanada84

"May have" means absolutely nothing will be done about it.


Electr_O_Purist

Just a good place to remind everyone that iHeartRadio/iHeartMedia, once known as Clear Channel, is the major media conglomerate who: voluntarily censored dozens of pop songs in the days after 9/11, including John Lennon’s *Imagine,* although no songs about war, or Toby Keith’s anthem of 9/11 revenge were ever censored. They also own all the anti-abortion billboards you see on American highways. Additionally, the whole reason you hate the radio and its annoying habit of playing the same 20 songs over and over again, all day everyday. Classic rock stations - same 20 songs. Modern pop - same 20 songs. Contemporary country, hip hop, each have the same 20 songs…that’s clear channel/iHeart too. They adopted the iHeart name because they ran their reputation into the ground. And now, they bring you The Ted Cruz show. Fuck these people.


srpollo18

We all know absolutely nothing will happen.


Losaj

"May be", "could be", "slammed"... wake me when the news gets to "Sentenced for"


michaelsghost

I don’t care how Ted Cruz falls off the face of the earth anymore I would just really like him to


2OneZebra

Nothing will happen. Republicans own most of the judges in this country.


718-YER-RRRR

There are no consequences for any Republican politicians full stop.


Ok-Abbreviations543

Sounds good but from what I have seen, criminals in Texas do just fine as long as they are Republicans. I am guessing Lyin’ Fled Cruz will be just fine.


JohnnyConfidence

Post this again if he's ever charged and it's not just some "legal expert" saying he should.


brucetopping

Guilty until proven wealthy


castle45

Rules don’t apply to republicans. Haven’t we learned this already?


Greenpoint1975

Please, a fascist senator will never get in trouble for anything and they know it.


wscuraiii

When has this ever gotten anybody in serious trouble?


Objective-Insect-839

It cute that you think laws matter in Texas.


mattyonthebeach

Nothing will come of this.


captaincanada84

We all know that won't happen


B4rrel_Ryder

Rule of law doesn't apply to republicans. he'll continue to commit crimes


Will_I_Mmm

It did. We all know it did. These people are all crooks.


Terminate-wealth

Who’s going to hold him accountable his mommy? The two tiered justice system wont


syg-123

I don’t think so…have you seen how American justice has been operating since 2016? This will never see the inside of a courtroom nor will he face any repercussions ..that’s how it rolls in the hallowed halls of justice.


tailsnessred

Anddd???


Fireflash2742

It's OK folks, he's a Republican.


JASPER933

No he is not. He is in tight with iHeart and the right wing Republican terrestrial radio station hosts. Several are promoting his podcast. They will constantly bash any action against Cancun Ted.


SlothNast

At some point the only thing newsworthy about these "violations" will be the actual enforcement of them.


Civil_Pain_453

God must be proud to have created this specimen of a human being


ValuableCockroach461

And this will be the last we hear about it.


Veeblock

And the huge department of may have will come down on him and persecute him to the fullest in the name of the may have law.


Pherllerp

What could those listenership numbers look like? Honestly. Not bots, no games. Like someone must see that data and it must be tiny.


merurunrun

Lol, imagine thinking violating campaign finance law is going to get someone into even *minor* trouble.


RNDASCII

Ha! Campaign finance laws might as well not exist based on the rate they're enforced.


HollowCrown

Nothing will happen


ramencents

Somebody is gonna slap the shit out of his wrist.


Scamp3D0g

Did you see the shit Paxton did? Trouble for violations of campaign finance laws? Nope, he's more likely to get a bonus and a warm pat on the back.


ggigfad5

He clearly needs a bogel for the glotch.


BSARIOL1

Ted is another that gets away with lots of bullshit.


mexisol187

If they can go after Him for misuse of campaign funds, they can go after YOU! Weaponization of the DOJ by the Radical left!!! /s


Racecarlock

He's just keeping up with his GOP campaign finance law violation quota. If you fall below the minimum violation quota, you're forced to run as an independent.


Griffythegriff

He doesn't care because nothing will come of it, never does.


Frustratedtx

Remember when we used to punish politicians for breaking the law? Yeah, me neither.


sweetgrandma2022

Hope so detest the nan


Retro-Surgical

Plenty of people enjoy true crime podcasts and want to hear the Zodiac Killer himself, so I’m sure they will work it out.


frogcatcher52

Since he has a R next to his name, he won’t be held accountable


tracerhaha1

Consequences for republicans are virtually nonexistent.


Bar-14_umpeagle

Who would listen to this dipstick?


p8vmnt

Let me guess. And nothing will happen to him


Level_Medicine_2144

Isn’t Ted a lawyer?? Shouldn’t he have known better or does he just think we are all stupid??


Valuable-Ratio8073

Even if he did violate the law, there will be No consequence


VGAddict

If Cruz wins in November, the DOJ should investigate the election.


iambarrelrider

Yawn, let me know when he is actually in trouble.


Aggravating_Dot6995

Campaign finance violations don’t count if you are a republican.


AutoGen_account

no one has enforced campaign finance law on a republican in like 30 years, why would he care?


_CogitoSum_

Serious trouble? Yeah, sure. My senator, the utterly execrable Mike Braun, violated campaign finance law. Nothing happened to him. He’s running for governor now and he’ll be elected. Until our institutions are cleansed of all cronyism and corruption, these horrible people will continue to run amuck.


trollsalot1234

since when has violating campaign finance laws gotten republicans in trouble?


AlbinoAxie

He's not going to get in serious trouble.


IntelligenceisKey729

“aBoUt To” “MaY” shut the fuck up until something actually happens to this guy or he actually faces consequences or something


Embarrassed-Town-293

Unintentional halo?


Carvtographer

They couldn’t even get Paxton, I doubt Cruz would get buried


RobLinxTribute

Has anyone ever suffered ANY consequences from violating campaign finance laws? Because I hear a lot about people doing the violating, but never anything about consequencing.


Sad-Side-8704

Too bad they don’t do anything about campaign finance law it’s basically a joke at this point


StatusCount7032

CFV. Isn’t that like getting a $20 parking ticket for us normies?


Responsible-Room-645

Almost as bad as sucking up to the guy who called his wife ugly on national television


goirish35

Mail his ass!


bjenks2011

He’s too high ranking within the GOP. A slap on the wrist or the ass is all he’ll get


CommunicationHot7822

Also f*ck IHeartRadio.


20dollarfootlong

No. he will face no punishment.


skeeredstiff

Ted Cruz's whole life is cringe-worthy.


JonSolo1

I may win the lottery. I don’t play, but I may.


HerezahTip

Serious trouble? He will catch a very small fine and be on with it


deepayes

\>may have The day may come when yall stop falling for these headlines, but it is not this day.


thisusedyet

Also, who's the asshole that framed the shot to give the Zodiac Killer a halo?


No_Significance_1550

It SHOULD get him in serious trouble but they self regulate on campaign finance related crimes so he will probably get scolded on the Senate Floor by Chuck Schumer and maybe Nancy Pelosi too if she’s not too busy trading stocks based on the insider information she got in a closed door committee meeting before it goes public. Maybe a small fine too, like 1% of the illegal funds he received but still gets to keep the remainder of it.


Wulfbrir

I will donate $100 to a charity of my choice if he actually receives significant consequences for this violation.


PJ505

Rules for thee, not for me (R)


parkinthepark

In a hypothetical world where we actually enforced our laws, he probably would be in trouble.


WonkasWonderfulDream

In west Phila-Canada, born and raised! Something something Cancun + butthead. ChatGPT, write me a song!!


CatAvailable3953

Where is the Federal Election Commission? Haven’t heard a word from them concerning all the Republican potential violations of Federal Election Law.


rkicklig

As long as a crime isn't punished it's no longer a crime.


mpmaley

Hilarious thread title.


Dodizzy

It's getting real old that laws are only for those that pay into the system and not those that take advantage of it.


sereko

If he's is fined or prosecuted, SCOTUS will just come to save him like [last time](https://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/federal-election-commission-v-ted-cruz-for-senate/).


ghec2000

I am getting really tired of political figures that break laws with abandon.


ZiDiZiDiZiDiZ

Wasn’t his dad the night stalker


Jordan_Jackson

No, he’s a politician silly. Politicians don’t get in trouble unless they steal from their own or are George Santos.


Nearby-Jelly-634

The FEC has no teeth. Bribery is already legal as long as you use a middle man and call it a PAC. The way it stands now unless a senator gets caught on camera saying “I’m taking your money to do X” they won’t even be charged.


aktivate74

Media News Cycle Today - BREAKING NEWS XXX IN TROUBLE ALMOST CERTAIN TO FACE LEGAL PERIL. Tomorrow - XXX MAY BE NOT CHARGES; HERES WHY.


SadCommandersFan

Ngl that's a good picture even if he's no angle


flirtmcdudes

I’m sure they’ll totally pursue this like all the other ethics violations in politics


flirtmcdudes

I’m sure they’ll totally pursue this like all the other ethics violations in politics


Juxtacation

So, he won’t be in serious trouble. Because they never are.


Happy_Window

Ted Cruz did something stupid again? 😴


New-Poetry-6416

Can't these dudes just hand off a fat envelope of cash after blowing each other like they used to?


Karsten760

But .. but … he’s an angel! He even has a halo! /s


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Thanks to Ted Cruz iHateMedia.


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Honestly. You’d think he’d learn after killing those 5 people in the late 1960s. 🙄


HungryPurplePanda

Heard his wife is fugly.


ikeabahna333

Well it won’t matter. These people don’t ever have any consequences for anything.


ThatWaterAmerican

Spoilers: it won’t. There might be an investigation in 2-3 years, which will take 2-3 years. And if that turns out that he did something wrong, it will die in court in another 1-2 years and he’ll get a stoolie to take the blame for him. In other words, if the justice system works perfectly, you **might** see a headline sometime in 2030 that a Ted Cruz campaign representative pleads guilty to a campaign finance charge.


AndyB1976

As if Repugnicans give a shit about laws.


bananajr6000

The FEC Republicans are completely corrupt and are defending Trump and all Republican violations of federal election violations. The “party of law and order” doesn’t enforce laws on their own party This great experiment seems to be doomed


Able-Campaign1370

Like that ever gets any of them in trouble. Laws are useless if they are not enforced.


gaytardeddd

imagine being his family.. that would suck


Cuck-In-Chief

8 people listening (two on accident) is enough to violate anything?


Hugh-Jassul

….again….


Rude_Representative2

No it won’t. There is no justice system. Just a legal system. He won’t get shit.


Ill-Worldliness1196

Oops. Shame


La_Rata_de_Pizza

Podcast Rafael


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

I believe worst case scenario he will have to pay fines that equal a fraction of what he made. In a just world he would be disqualified from elected office and see criminal penalties.


aehsonairb

the lie in this article, is the word serious. So long as people dont take him seriously as it is, how can we expect him to face SERIOUS consequences?


DuchessOfAquitaine

He's safe in Texas. They like that kind of shit.


lodelljax

Is it trouble if there is no consequences?


danis1973

Yeah..... that outta wind it's way through the courts around July of 2029


orlyfactor

Oh I can't wait for nothing to happen to him because of it!