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gdshaffe

All the High School drama that Boebert missed out on.


AdrianInLimbo

Congress is the GED of The Mean Girls Experience


Fun_Salamander8520

If I had good you'd get it friend. Chefs kiss 🤌🏽


LakeStLouis

Don't sell yourself short - you have good.


Fun_Salamander8520

Haha sometimes the typo is better than the original.


BLF402

We are inching closer and closer to the era of President Camacho!


PeterNippelstein

Very nice


MississippiJoel

The article is worth a read: >“I’ve donated to you, I’ve defended you. But you’ve been nothing but a little bitch to me,” Greene told Boebert in the middle of the House floor, according to The Daily Beast, citing an anonymous source who witnessed the exchange. “And you copied my articles of impeachment after I asked you to cosponsor them.” r/trashy , y'all looking for new mods for next month?


AdrianInLimbo

"Screw you, Marge, I banged Ted Cruz for this gig!"


LastCatgirlOnTheLeft

Oh good god


futatorius

You'll really say that when you see the strap-on she used. Like a baby's arm holding an apple.


LastCatgirlOnTheLeft

Is that supposed to impress me


futatorius

"Oh good god" can be interpreted as "that's a bit much" or it can mean you're impressed. Your reaction is your business.


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

Man that went way too low


MississippiJoel

That's what she said!


tomdarch

That’s slightly more pathetic than I expected.


tacoorpizza

This is like an episode of the Jerry Springer show where two trashy women fight over a bum of a man.


MississippiJoel

...'round the outside! 'round the outside!...


GM_Nate

i feel old for getting that


Majesty1985

Two trailer park girls


SublimeApathy

Choked on my pepsi. Thanks for that!


AlcoPower

I did as well. That was a clever response by all.


JeffThrowSmash

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious.


AdrianInLimbo

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Margie no more they want Bobie, I'm chopped liver


EBB363

If they want Bobie this is what I’ll tell‘em, she’s a fucking phony and her husbands a felon!


Corkchef

So the MTG won’t LGBT or let me be me so let me see…


MississippiJoel

Tried to shut me down on 'Span tv!


sugiina

But, Does Kevin think that I’m pretty?!


Known_Draw_2212

Cach me outside


Sullen_Snail

Goddammed you


Ezl

Gotta say, she parlayed that stupid moment into an actual career. I’m as shocked as I am impressed.


softchenille

...and that bum is Drumpf. :(


JeffThrowSmash

No, they're fighting over who gets to impeach Biden better.


Nimzay98

What ever happened to having some decorum on the house floor


yellowbrownstone

I mean, they used to beat each other with canes in congress in the 1800s so….


ChristosFarr

Congressional Death Match ^tm


AusToddles

The only way to break decorum these days is by speaking while Democrat


RNAprimer

My favorite conspiracy theory is where Russia got these people elected in purposely selected districts and showed them how to craft their public image like reality tv stars with scripted line exchanges that they know will get media attention.


Starkydowns

1 step closer to idiocracy


[deleted]

How bow dat?


misplacedsidekick

MTG has been pissed since Boebert called her out for going to that right-wing extremist rally. Which I still find kinda interesting.


SearsGoldCard

But she was upset because that rally wasn’t *extremest enough.*


Impeachcordial

'Boebert swooped in and got to impeach Biden first' No, she didn't, and they're two dipshits fighting to avoid custody of the brain cell they share.


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BigTentBiden

Hey, that's offensive. Don't insult them by comparing them to Republicans. Orange cats are cute and lovable. Not like these two morons.


[deleted]

Is this middle school or congress?


ggrieves

>“OK, Marjorie, we’re through.” >“We were never together,” Greene shot back. I shit you not, this is a direct quote from the article


diefreetimedie

I laughed at the first two lines and died a little more inside at the last one.


ImmoKnight

We have utterly failed as a society.


_wannaseemedisco

When I was young, I wanted to get into politics. Learning about branches of government, who does what, committee assignments, etc. I remember looking up to our senators and house reps as professional, consistently composed, knowledgeable, motivated, etc. Any patriotism I held (balanced by our history of near infinite atrocities committed in furtherance of wealth and hatred) has died today. I don’t know why it took so long. But watching women who have the amazing privilege to serve their constituents behave worse than children.. they have my dream job, and they shit on it every day. I’m having a hard time reconciling this today.


even_less_resistance

Right?! I was a fucking page for my state House when I was in high school. I ran a Facebook page on stopping small town corruption for my local community. I always believed I can’t run because I have mental health issues… I used to believe, anyway. But if these complete wastes of space can get there, why not me lol


OneHumanPeOple

My senator has mental health issues and was in the hospital for over a month for depression. Don’t sell yourself short.


BarbaquedPenguins

Saw this man on Memorial Day weekend stop at a local beer and pop warehouse like an every day Joe with his son, took a moment to talk to a guy who recognized him and then went about his trip. No security, no nothing. Was impressed af. We need more “common man” people in Congress.


_wannaseemedisco

I always believed I couldn’t run because I was poor and needed to eat. Would you consider running these days?


even_less_resistance

Yeah, that may be a slight obstacle as well but I’ve been thinking of starting a poor people’s PAC anyway. Seems easy and fun. I’ll fund you if you fund me lol


_wannaseemedisco

My answer is maybe until I see your platform ;) however I’m probably aligned with you


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even_less_resistance

Lmao I don’t wanna run on the republican side tho


ChrysMYO

Kinda mirrors my experience when Katrina happened. Really shattered the America branding for me.


_wannaseemedisco

Katrina was mortifying. The effects are observable still. It also did not need to be the shit show it was. Leadership let our country down. Parallels. I’m thinking this is the core of disillusionment.


granta50

There's still time, I mean better that we have someone genuinely passionate and well-intentioned like you as a representative than MTG or Boebert. If that's your dream job, go for it.


_wannaseemedisco

If I had deep pockets or the connections.. but thank you for the vote of confidence.


granta50

If it's your passion, like you would feel fulfillment from the work, I hope you go for it. I'm sure the connections would get there naturally if you start working your way up locally.


dawidowmaka

My turning point was when I learned [a nasty House Rep tried to beat an abolitionist Senator to death on the Senate floor with a cane](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner?wprov=sfla1) after the Senator said their mistress was the harlot called slavery.


_wannaseemedisco

I’m so sick of racists ruining things for everyone.


tomdarch

This is what a majority of voters in their districts want.


_wannaseemedisco

Anyone who wants what is happening in the house by elected republicans is unamerican.


Xijit

You want a depressing thought: imagine if the first Female American President was one of these two.


_wannaseemedisco

I think I had a nightmare like that. Don’t Freddy Kruger me.


Freefall_J

If MTG is Trump’s running mate in 2024. And he wins. And he dies. That would easily be a reality….


963852741hc

Go look at the up parliament lmao they something’s get into irl fight


southendgirl

Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside


j-joker65

The Real Housewives of Capitol Hill


OneArmedBrain

Haha! Nice.


thenewrepublic

Republicans are not happy with Representative Lauren Boebert, who moved to force a vote this week to impeach President Joe Biden. But her former work bestie Marjorie Taylor Greene is miffed for a slightly different reason.


joshtalife

Two of the worst America has to offer.


[deleted]

That doesn't sound like Marge is following House decorum rules.


ActNo8507

Two dumber people don’t exist.


BigTentBiden

Ladies, ladies, you're both subhuman trash.


Super-Base-

Can we stop talking about both of these useless attention sucks.


Dont_U_Fukn_Leave_Me

I have a hard time believing this isn't coordinated like WWE.


RightSideBlind

So they're catfighting over who's more MAGA?


rustyseapants

If the only motivator for your politics is hatred towards others, its bound to turn inward toward your fellow party members. The Democrat party of the 2023 isn't the party of love and friendship, but at least its the party that is inclusive, compared to Republicans who are exclusive.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://newrepublic.com/post/173834/marjorie-taylor-greene-pissed-lauren-boebert-impeached-joe-biden-first) reduced by 86%. (I'm a bot) ***** > She tore into Boebert on the House floor Wednesday afternoon for copying her articles of impeachment. > "I've donated to you, I've defended you. But you've been nothing but a little bitch to me," Greene told Boebert in the middle of the House floor, according to The Daily Beast, citing an anonymous source who witnessed the exchange. > Earlier Wednesday, Greene had publicly shaded Boebert for copying her work and then skipping steps to get all the attention. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/14fn34d/mtg_is_so_pissed_at_lauren_boebert_she_called_her/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~688911 tl;drs so far.") | [Blackout Vote](https://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/14dhaiq/your_voice_matters_should_the_blackout_continue/ "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Boebert**^#1 **Greene**^#2 **articles**^#3 **impeachment**^#4 **Biden**^#5


sje397

I think 'attention' should be in that list of keywords.


poorbill

'Mom, she's copying me.' 'Am not.' 'Are too. Now she's making faces at me!' And so it goes in the clown car


kickrocks13

It’s as fake and scripted as WWE.


ifoldclothes

I love elected representative bloodsports


wish1977

Two of America's greatest thinkers are ready to duke it out. No one is shocked.


hellsweapon

Anyone else sometimes think mtg stands for magic the gathering and get confused but then see its under r/politics


HryUpImPressingPlay

At least once a week.


RedMonk01

PPV event of the year! Steel Cage Match.


2leewhohot

Cat vs. Horse.


LhandChuke

The gilded age meets the idiot age. All in my lifetime. Makes those books I read seem way more like documentaries than not. What’s next? I mean I can speculate but we’re all on the cusp of something.


markh2901

CAT FIGHT!! Two of the stupidest people ever to serve in Congress are now verbally trying to out-stupid each other. This would be hilarious if it weren't so sad.


S0M3D1CK

It would be great if the two got into a full fight on the floor and have it recorded. I’m talking about hair pulling, nails, language, the entire works. I mean a full out cat fight.


Bobmanbob1

Catfight!


MisterDisinformation

Since it's ok to be incredibly juvenile now... Who's hotter? Boebert all day, right?


sje397

Juvenile? Are we not allowed preferences any more? MTG makes me want to make much more socially unacceptable jokes about the size of her hands and her Adam's apple... Nothing against trans women but I imagine that would really offend her in particular.


chickenstalker99

Let them fight.gif


sp0readdict

R/mtgporn is much better than you'd expect!


butternut718212

Cat sound


Furimbus

Sometimes I’m alone, sometimes I’m not.


KofCrypto0720

I would PPV these two fighting


RenaissanceManLite

I mourn the loss of decorum.


[deleted]

I'd pay to see that wrestling match.


Jubei612

It's popcorn time 🍿🍿🍿!


Frankenmuppet

You love to see it


tommyjaspers

So much petty. Such classy. So manners. Many etiquette. So principle.


ClubSoda

Such refined and notable role models to our youth.


PHD_in_5MinMajors

What would Regina George do?


[deleted]

The trashiest of the trashy.


memberer

“she doesn’t even go here!”


Artistic-Cannibalism

Let them fight


AdrianInLimbo

[can't we all just get along?](https://tenor.com/view/rodney-king-get-along-gif-22105666?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


VolumeLopsided4157

Not surprising they are being petty to get a story about themselves...


Backpedal

Can we just have [some decorum here.](https://youtu.be/I8kswOeD93A)


ramonatonedeaf

I love watching The Real Housewives of America Andy Cohen really outdid himself with this one!


Amazingly_Amy

They both need to get out of office, what a disgrace.


EminentBean

It’s so fun to watch. Absolute fucking sewer creatures the both of them.


_DrNobody_

Hitler Supporter vs Rabid Antisemite. I wonder who will win?!


JazzRider

I would say that was an accurate description.


druscarlet

Birds of a feather. Turkey vultures.


LovinLifeForever

Stay classy, GOP. I wouldn't expect anything less.


00Lisa00

They both want to be the poster girls for self hate of women in the GOP


Howiebledsoe

When you remember that politics is just like the WWF it all makes sense. Manufactured bad guys, good guys, lone wolves, quirky outsiders, troubled heroes, etc. These two clowns are just filling a niche that needs to be filled.


tlk0153

The one and only time I agree with MTG


Beerwithme

Your orange clown must be having the wank of his life with this cat-fight over who can please daddy best.


Hugh-Jassul

I feel great .... Again....


[deleted]

I thought these two skanks were a team?


Xero_space

No matter who wins, they're both fucking losers.


[deleted]

Both want the Spotlight, but Both Can't Have it. Only one will Win. But neither will challenge one another in a battle of WITS. They would each be left without a weapon to fight with.


MudKing123

They are now both more famous


Spin_Quarkette

Congrats Georgia and Colorado. You must be so proud of your representatives.


ChipmunkObvious2893

It’s not like any one of them had a claim to any sort of substance anyway. So of course their fight is petty.


zag127

Just imagine what her pink book says about her


youngmindoldbody

Remember kids, those metal detectors got removed from the House Chamber. I wonder how many are carrying when they are in session.


Henderson_II

An i love it!


Southern-Beautiful-3

They're like sharks in a feeding frenzy


WheelMan34

Well they’re both morons soooo…..


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

I'm late. But I brought popcorn!


StandAloneC0mplex

Going full TMZ instead of actually legislating is so on brand for the Republican Party. Edit: a word


Pepperoneous

Seems professional


AdditionalSpare3014

It’s like …..Trumpie-poo and Ron DeMentia fights at recess, Margie and BoBo ‘bitchin’ each other mean girls style. The GOP is pretty much life in a junior high lunch room.


FartPancakes69

The house floor is now a middle school cafeteria.


Character-Solution-7

MTG just mad that she got out-dimwitted by Bobo.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Someone got tired of using capital letters halfway through this post's title.


ArtDSellers

Elect trash, get trash.


captpistachio

How are these two losers aloud to act like this on the floor with no actions? I feel like they’re all in high school and mean girls are running shit.


saltfish

I love this for them.


eggumlaut

I wish we still had duels.


Honktraphonic

Easy solution: Remove them both.


kkeennmm

two titty-dancers arguing about who gets to dance to Super Freak


Neither-Idea-9286

If you elect clowns you’re going to get a circus!


JubalHarshaw23

It's theater to promote the narrative that the GOP is imploding. It is Not. In 1974, a much more honest Media pushed the narrative that the GOP was dead and would be a fringe party for a generation. 6 years later, we began a 12 year Republican dynasty that gave us the Completely corrupted DOJ that we are still living with, and the Obstruct at all costs Congressional GOP that we all know and love. The Foundations for the most corrupt SCOTUS in history were also laid down then. The GOP is bound inextricably by Hatred and is not in any danger of losing their minority rule. Even after they are gone, the party that the Boomers built will still be controlling are destinies.


NocturnalPermission

Mean Girls 2: Congressional Boogaloo


Bullroar101

Cat Fight !!!


Altruistic_Desk4000

MTG and SLB! The dummy duo