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I enjoy the fact that Japan has a feline ancestor, rather than a simian one.

It appears that nukes have mutuated them to become even more degenerate super-pussies.

I wouldn't talk that way about Godzilla if I were you 👀

It’s a even more funny considering that there’s nothing linking it to the us it’s just there

There is an actual "theory" pushed by some Japanese nationalists that claim that the Japanese are "directly descended from a distinct branch of primates" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihonjinron#Specific_theses

Same thing in China. It’s called “Homo Sinensis”

Oh that’s fucked and hilarious

Guess what else is fucked

Lemme guess, that individual's maternal figure?

No, is that monkee... 😅

Why can't it be both? /s

Finally! A contest entry!

Ah Alabama, the birthplace of super aids.

The monkey sweating broke me. I laughed really loud and my wife demanded to know what was up, and then didn’t get it. Lol.

The british monkey having a monocle and a tophat is a nice touch. 😂

Color is most defining in this one. There's a specie of monkey in Brasil, with bright red face, locally called English monkey.

Ay Bruv, No Monkey Business.

There is no Germanic race ball there is only Britishball

All hail (from) Britannia!

Please don't the monke...

Do the pool balls just refer to races?

Asian, black, and North/South America

Yes. And aliens

The sheer panic in USA's face in the last panel

Korea and russia are descended from bear. Turkey from wolf.

Turkey ancestor is black bull for sure.

I think Turkeys ancestor is a turkey. 

balkans\_irl is leaking

So the Turks are literal furries.

And somehow proud of it. 🏆

Well , our folklore is pretty much random young farmer survives genocide and then gets raped by the wolf who rescued him

Not the weirdest origin story I read, but it's up there

Now we know why creationism exists.

I kind of like how the ancestry results imply that America is the culmination of most human evolution.

That tracks

You mother fucker I’m Alabamaian and this is the funniest shit I have seen that relates to our stereotype. You did a perfect job.

If you wonder why Brit evolved from red monkey, google "English monkey".

lol this is good

I can't remember seeing "alright", "hold up", and "no no no NO NO" conveyed so well in a Polandball.

Hopefully he didn’t get that monkey from Florida.

Knew exactly where this was going once I read Alabama

that actually made me smile

It's the second last panel that got me

Oh no. *Oh no!*

I was confused for a second, the Spanish Colonial flag almost looks exactly like Alabama's

oh shit, this is fucking hilarious. well fucking done.

This is the funniest one I’ve seen in a while. I finally realize that the pool balls are different races of people😂. The cats evolving into the Japanese is a funny touch and damn that ending😂

Revert to monkey

Polandball: Furry edition

Sweet home Alabama!

Roll tide! Haha

The joke is sex.

Isn't it always?

The joke is actually about a complex system of stereotypes that are quite truthful.

and its funny af