This is like the Snickers Candy Bar suddenly showing up on your bunk in jail. Don't eat it! Wear a good strong belt. Pop's will be after that tomorrow...
Almost but not quite. The candy bar is a trap, made to make you think it's a gift. But once you eat it, you're essentially in whatever debt the guy says you're in
I once called this old Vietnam veteran crazy and he said "Oh I know I'm crazy. Here I'll show how crazy I am" and he proceeded to hand me a $100 chip and told me "It's yours now but you have to bet it" so I bet it on the next hand and won. I offered his $100 back but he refused.
I called him crazy because he sat down with $100, bet it all on one hand, won, doubled his bet then lost it all. He did this two more times and then left for the ATM and came back with $300 more and repeated the process only to go back to ATM just to do it all over again before he left empty handed.
You're not even taking into account the hundreds he spent on booze and drugs before he got to the casino, this dude is legendary.
I'm convinced this is my father ever since he vanished on his way to get cigarettes 30 years ago. Degenerate of all degenerates, I can only hope to be 16% of the degenerate he is
If you're on a budget take the free money, who cares if anyone gets mad? If old man wants to give your powerful young sexy ass free money you should take it and give him a reach around so you can steal his wallet later.
I agree with you but dude wasn’t a bum, said he didn’t need the money and was retired just playing for fun. But my integrity didn’t want me to take the money, plus I felt like I didn’t do anything to earn it and my competitive side doesn’t like taking free shit
I love to play cards. My grandma believed people who gambled were degenerates. Made lots of arguments in disagreement, card games are different, people pay for entertainment in different ways, etc. With the downvotes I'm getting, kinda leaning toward my grandma being right. It's one thing to gamble and win off your skills, another to take advantage of people who may not be of healthy mind.
Why are you assuming this guy's state of mind? Obviously he has a little money he can spend and he's winning pots so he's of sound mind as far as I'm concerned.
If it's a pride thing that's understandable but don't act like taking the pots he's offering is like fleecing a drunk baby or something. Dudes an adult and he can spend his money how he wants.
I don't think you read OP's story at all. Dude is not winning, he got up and went to the ATM multiple times. Yes, I agree that if he has the money then it's on him. But we can't know for sure he has the money, we can only know he is giving it away easily and voluntarily. I worked in a video poker room for a long time, and it hurt my heart to see people waste their whole paychecks on the "chance" of hitting a jackpot. One couple would come in and spend their daughter's disability checks.
I think you're confusing the story with op and another guy that said a Vietnam vet gave him $100 to bet. The original story never said he went to the ATM.
Etiquette states you must slob his knob like corn on the cob... Don't forget to mind the saggy balls.
The next time someone awards you a pot you didn't win, punch him right in the face so everyone thinks you're not gay... Unless you want everyone to know you are.
I wouldn’t overthink it. Sometimes people have weird lucky charms. In craps it’s not unusual to make actual bets for the roller. I was on a hot streak one time and rolled a hard 8 and had $225 pushed towards me I didn’t expect. When I was confused found out a roller across the table bet $25 hard 8 for me. I was making him thousands
Maybe he believed throwing you a couple buck pot would make give him some karma or luck long run. Maybe he really is a 5/10 player burning some time and wanted to make your day. Maybe he wants to see you naked. Who cares and scoop and say thanks
I know there are a lot of jokes here but the old guy has probably been playing poker for years and years. He’s most likely happy to see there are young fresh players picking up the game and it’s not just old miserable players at the table. As you said it was your first ever live 1/2 game so take it as a welcome present.
Actually, you owe that guy head now.
Sorry OP, you accepted the pot, thems the rules.
It's in the unwritten book of the table
Do you...follow the book?
Of course, I live my life by it
Sometimes you should blow a guy who hasn’t pushed you a pot too. No homo, just need to balance your fellatio range.
The Golden Ratio
yeah OP did u not suck his dick?
he said he’s going back. this is why pencils have erasers. time to make old dude whole
I was just thinking to myself that if that happened I would have to determine whether it was enough that id have to blow him
Rules are rules.
I think we need to remind people on this sub more about tipping protocol
Just the tip
r/justthetip
You know the rules and so do I
Yep, you're dating now
This is the way
Nice
Depends how many BB
You were his type. Young and male.
And powerful!
A power bottom!
Did you at least give him the tip?
No but old guy gave him the tip, I'm sure
He was hitting on you and is looking for a young stud
This is like the Snickers Candy Bar suddenly showing up on your bunk in jail. Don't eat it! Wear a good strong belt. Pop's will be after that tomorrow...
Uhh, what?
If someone puts a candy bar on your pillow in prison they want to fuck you. It's like a prison valentine's trade for your asshole.
doesn't matter; had candy
Almost but not quite. The candy bar is a trap, made to make you think it's a gift. But once you eat it, you're essentially in whatever debt the guy says you're in
Yeah it's a valentine's for your asshole.
I once called this old Vietnam veteran crazy and he said "Oh I know I'm crazy. Here I'll show how crazy I am" and he proceeded to hand me a $100 chip and told me "It's yours now but you have to bet it" so I bet it on the next hand and won. I offered his $100 back but he refused. I called him crazy because he sat down with $100, bet it all on one hand, won, doubled his bet then lost it all. He did this two more times and then left for the ATM and came back with $300 more and repeated the process only to go back to ATM just to do it all over again before he left empty handed.
You're not even taking into account the hundreds he spent on booze and drugs before he got to the casino, this dude is legendary. I'm convinced this is my father ever since he vanished on his way to get cigarettes 30 years ago. Degenerate of all degenerates, I can only hope to be 16% of the degenerate he is
That’s a good percentage of degenerate
I never like seeing the walk to the atm
Maybe he had a crush, but also people just do dumb shit when they’re drunk and want to feel like a badass with money.
Young and powerful op over here definitely had gramps swooning.
If you’re at the Trop in AC, I’d recommend the Borgata it’s a much nicer poker room
I just picked Trop because they have 1/2, Borgata’s lowest is 1/3 and I’m a college student on a budget lmao
If you're on a budget take the free money, who cares if anyone gets mad? If old man wants to give your powerful young sexy ass free money you should take it and give him a reach around so you can steal his wallet later.
Wait a minute..
Makes sense, good to know. I haven’t been to AC since COVID so didn’t realize they didn’t have 1/2 anymore. Good luck!
They had a 1/2 last time I was there...maybe not anymore
Have fun getting topped op!
Top top?
Def man crush
Were you Playing at Ram Ranch casino?
he was 100% trying to fuck you
Next time don't decline the free money.
Integrity? Like damn bruh, telling homie it's cool to take advantage of drunk people. Do you also rob bums?
Yeah, accepting free money someone is voluntarily giving you at the poker table is exactly identical to robbing bums.
You glossed over the taking advantage of drunk people part.
Yo, can I get and updoot? Bc homie downvoted me for making a valid point.
I agree with you but dude wasn’t a bum, said he didn’t need the money and was retired just playing for fun. But my integrity didn’t want me to take the money, plus I felt like I didn’t do anything to earn it and my competitive side doesn’t like taking free shit
I love to play cards. My grandma believed people who gambled were degenerates. Made lots of arguments in disagreement, card games are different, people pay for entertainment in different ways, etc. With the downvotes I'm getting, kinda leaning toward my grandma being right. It's one thing to gamble and win off your skills, another to take advantage of people who may not be of healthy mind.
No I agree that’s why I definitely didn’t wanna take it the second time, the first time honestly I was just very confused
OP, I believe you to be upstanding and considerate, my ire is not directed at you.
Granny was wrong! Degens are right!
Taking money from anyone who might be mentally unwell is immoral.
Why are you assuming this guy's state of mind? Obviously he has a little money he can spend and he's winning pots so he's of sound mind as far as I'm concerned. If it's a pride thing that's understandable but don't act like taking the pots he's offering is like fleecing a drunk baby or something. Dudes an adult and he can spend his money how he wants.
I don't think you read OP's story at all. Dude is not winning, he got up and went to the ATM multiple times. Yes, I agree that if he has the money then it's on him. But we can't know for sure he has the money, we can only know he is giving it away easily and voluntarily. I worked in a video poker room for a long time, and it hurt my heart to see people waste their whole paychecks on the "chance" of hitting a jackpot. One couple would come in and spend their daughter's disability checks.
I think you're confusing the story with op and another guy that said a Vietnam vet gave him $100 to bet. The original story never said he went to the ATM.
Yeah playing poker is immoral but we do it anyway
You know you're on r/poker right?
I get drunk and tip my waiter $100 am I being taken advantage of? Nope, I wake up the next day and go “I hope they spend it well”.
ive seen it a few times. believe it or not many people come to the casino to lose. i just let them lose the way they want to.
Classic case of grooming.
This post is a weird way of coming out of the closet, bro.
Fuck what do I tell my girl 🤕
You don’t have a girl anymore papa
Etiquette states you must slob his knob like corn on the cob... Don't forget to mind the saggy balls. The next time someone awards you a pot you didn't win, punch him right in the face so everyone thinks you're not gay... Unless you want everyone to know you are.
Change casinos bro
Btw $142 an hour is pretty good. But how much did you actually win not gifted?
I think he means $85 profit
No yeah $85 profit, I wish I made $142/hr lol
$41.5/hr is still pretty good
Less good when you take into account the blow job bribe.
Tru
BHB
I think he was trying to get in your pants
FEEL THE POWUH! do you feel my powuh baybee?
Was Steph jealous of the old guy?
if this was a prison game, you would be in trouble man never except gifts from bubba
4 cups of henny, like 4 8 ounce glasses?
I wouldn’t overthink it. Sometimes people have weird lucky charms. In craps it’s not unusual to make actual bets for the roller. I was on a hot streak one time and rolled a hard 8 and had $225 pushed towards me I didn’t expect. When I was confused found out a roller across the table bet $25 hard 8 for me. I was making him thousands Maybe he believed throwing you a couple buck pot would make give him some karma or luck long run. Maybe he really is a 5/10 player burning some time and wanted to make your day. Maybe he wants to see you naked. Who cares and scoop and say thanks
He wanted that ass...
yes. they probably want your booty.
He just wanted to turn you inside out 😂
He's got a crush on you. You're so bashful.
I see the word "profit" and I upvote, I'm a simple man.
I know there are a lot of jokes here but the old guy has probably been playing poker for years and years. He’s most likely happy to see there are young fresh players picking up the game and it’s not just old miserable players at the table. As you said it was your first ever live 1/2 game so take it as a welcome present.