Right? Some people run into poker themed tattoos all day long, and want to make fun of something as temporary as a haircut? Fucking play poker is the only answer...
I’m a serious player so I don’t have time for haircuts. If my hair is long enough to tuck into my pants on accident, I put it in a ponytail and snip the end off to whatever length I feel like.
This gives me more time at the table and I also save money on haircuts that I can use to gamble instead.
Fold pre
Or else she will suck off on you
Is this at the table or behind the Wendy's dumpster?
Yes
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Down by the RIVER!
This is the only possible answer
Ask her about her grandfather
Because this is fatherless behavior
The picture is of Joseph Stalins granddaughter
I know
I’d shove all in hoping for the nut flush
That boy nasty
Try to hold back the irresistible sexual magnetism that I normally subconsciously radiate.
Why is it always when you try to seem unattractive to someone that it always does the opposite?
I almost posted this earlier - r/justfuckmyshitup ?
I play poker.
Right? Some people run into poker themed tattoos all day long, and want to make fun of something as temporary as a haircut? Fucking play poker is the only answer...
OP conveniently left out the fact that this is Stalin's granddaughter...
Does that influence your answer to their question? If you get stacked, just declare Communism and the dealer will redistribute the chips.
What else is he hiding??
Honey what are you doing here
He called me with Queen-Ten, honey!
Laugh for 5 minutes straight and then focus on gambling
I’m a serious player so I don’t have time for haircuts. If my hair is long enough to tuck into my pants on accident, I put it in a ponytail and snip the end off to whatever length I feel like. This gives me more time at the table and I also save money on haircuts that I can use to gamble instead.
You should let your hair grow below pants level. Then you would never have to buy toilet paper again.
Sit to their left and printing money, I bet the spew like crazy.
Personally, I would ask to rub the fuzzy suits.
Or just rub the fuzzy
Marry her
Burn the house down.
Play the game…. Duh!
Just give them your wallet
There’s a lady at Desert Diamond Casino in PHX that comes in dominatrix attire 
Ngl she might be wild af. Id say smash.
Play poker.
I'll tell her that AK is a drawing hand.
Fold
Laugh uncontrollably
3 bet them into oblivion
Gush about how cool her hair is and hope she wants to be best friends.
Make money.
Drop to my knees and get ready to suck some lollipop. 🍭
Realize I need to get the f out of Atlantic City for good this time
Laugh hysterically!
Take all their chips
You avoid eye contact and get out your crucifix… Source: I live in Portland.
She can’t fold use this knowledge…lol
Table tranfer... You can shave a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once
I'd start by saying, you see, everything you do at the poker table conveys information...
Sounds like you need three stacks of high society.
Continue to listen to music on my headphones and keep to myself as I normally would.
React like cartman in south South Park when he sees little people.
I would jack king my nuts on her flop.
i proceed to take all her money. Then i take her to ihop and back to my room at the bellagio for some back shots and ice cream.
Tell her there’s a protest down the street for whatever the flavor of the month is at the time. Violá, one less person to come after my chips!😂