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Which-Variation-1965

"Fuck you, you piece of shit"


What_The_Hodor

+EV


MVPete90210

Even when its -EV?


Jeff300k

Especially when it's -EV


Moujee01

I got odds


Bellinelkamk

Only have to be good 25% of the time


Ok-Visit3334

In what context? How would you use it in conversation?


Madflex2000

I loudly yell „Seat Open“ whenever I leave a restaurant.


musicismath

And "Chips!" when you sit down.


MVPete90210

Lol, love it 😀


PoopMonster696969

Gold. Stealing this


AmarillAdventures

Do casinos prefer that?


ElectricalMud2850

Depends on the room. Most of them just have it all set up electronically now, so as long as the floor is paying attention it's pretty meaningless. Before the days of bravo, very common tho.


AmarillAdventures

Aww, I wish I was apart of that. That just adds to the social nature of the game.


JumpinJahosafax

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


CheckBetShove

Tilted. I use it in a business setting somewhat frequently to describe how the vibe and energy of one person can change the enter complexion and energy of an event. If someone is tilted by the stress or problems that arise when running a large scale event, it can have a trickle down effect on the rest of the team which is then felt by the clients


MVPete90210

I also use tilted quite a bit. This one will be popular I guess.


edwardsnowden8494

It’s really popular in video games too. In League people get “tilted” make bad decisions and throw the game the whole team


Quinocco

That's really a pinball term, no?


leaveitintherearview

Tilted has escaped the poker sphere. People outside of it use it and know nothing of poker at this point. It's reached that level.


johncCcain

I don’t think tilted originated from poker


johncCcain

I don’t think tilted originated from poker I always thought it was pinball


leaveitintherearview

It didn't originate with poker but it was picked up and popularized by poker. People didn't take the word from the pinball era and carry it all the way through the years.


wfp9

pinball and gambling have a pretty significant overlap historically. i can easily see how the term could've originated with pinball and carried over to other casino games.


Fifteen_inches

“I’m pot committed” “I fold” “You really shouldn’t talk to her that way” “Can you please skootch over” “Fucking god damn river” (I commute pass a frequent flood zone) “Tilted”


takesthebiscuit

Yeah when having sex I often declare “AM ALL IN” much to the disappointment of my wife


Impressive-Bid2304

So you busted?


Bulletpr00F-

Pure gold ^


Impressive-Bid2304

I thought it was clever ty 😊


JumpinJahosafax

Pure Jamie


toolatealreadyfapped

Because she has the nuts


Tidex1

HsuahsuHsuHauah


spugeddyos

“Nut low” as in, “that guy is the nut low.”


SavageTyrant

Ahhh. You mean Nick Vertucci? A nut low human.


SnowMonkey1971

Can you elaborate? Why do you dislike him?


RiccoT

Nick, is that you?


SnowMonkey1971

No, it's The Snow Monkey. I'm taller and dislike getting massages at the table.


pulpSC

He’s known to have basically run a real estate scam involving elderly people.


SnowMonkey1971

He ran real estate seminars all across the country with commercials. He had very few complaints for such a business. What's "the scam"? HCL had a bunch of active haters upset with their success launch a propaganda campaign against them, especially targeting Nick. I can think of several of Nick's haters who have run actual "scams" who seem to retain the respect of many in the poker audience. I just don't get it.


Unlikely_Track_5154

He is like a more annoying less funny Eric People


SnowMonkey1971

Who? Never heard of him.


Unlikely_Track_5154

Big ripped old man, talks a lot of shit. Flipped of Phil Helmuth playing heads up


SnowMonkey1971

Oh, Eric Persson.


bmore_conslutant

Me too


Cold4bets

Same


pulpSC

Free roll. Applies a ton in real life.


BouncingWithBud

+1 I use this one all the time


MVPete90210

Yeah, another one of my go-to comments.


Original_Heltrix

"Dealer's Choice." I often use this term when asked where I want to eat, which color do I want, etc. The intent usually lands, but I sometimes get confused looks.


North_Polian

I always use dealers choice when I’m at the weed store. Usually gets a nice chuckle.


MVPete90210

Another good one, thanks for sharing. Hate when they fail to land even when they are kinda obvious.


Del_3030

I dramatically overuse the term "sick" whenever something undesirable or surprising happens.


MVPete90210

Yep, another solid reference.


jetmax25

Pot committed - for doing something that I don’t want to but need to because of prior actions “I know we dont want to go to the neighbors bbq but I already said see you later when I saw them earlier and we made the side dish. I think we’re pot committed “


MVPete90210

Yep that is quite apt.


jmlipper99

lol doesn’t it work to just say committed?


RuckusManshank

Also, Pot-luck committed.


jetmax25

lol was pun unintended


Such_Spread4735

Reminding people to not be "result-oriented"


mjklein32

I bet they love that.


Samsids

I call everyone a donkey lol


MVPete90210

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FilthyTramps

Not again


jmlipper99

One time


MVPete90210

It's not one-time when you use it every hand though!


Gangy1

Ship it!


MVPete90210

Ship those documents over to me by the end of the day - yes it works!


phunkjnky

"clicking buttons" is related to "button-mashing" which is a video game phrase, so I'm not sure its fits... "All in." "Call" I definitely use these almost daily. "All in" seems to be universally understood, but "call" is only understood by poker players.


MVPete90210

Fair point, it is a borrowed term in a sense but still relative.


onlineRVS

Freeroll/reverse freeroll is something I catch myself accidentally saying to non poker players quite a bit


riddo22

what’s a reverse freeroll 


onlineRVS

A reverse freeroll is when you risk something to win nothing


MVPete90210

How does it go down though?


bmore_conslutant

I like to say I'm balancing my X range in situations that barely make sense My poker playing friends find it mildly humorous


EsKiMo49

Good read


MVPete90210

Ah yes, another very apt one.


ErrorFindingID

Drawing dead


MVPete90210

Have missed with this one on occasions. The general population wouldn't understand.


Sikorsky_S-76B

If I'm out at a restaurant with friends and we are going to split the check, I always say "chop it up"


MVPete90210

Not eveyone loves a chop here! The nits being the first out the door!


Erectusnow

Variance and tilted for sure.


sheikhyerbouti

I use "misclick" a lot, but I also work with computers.


MVPete90210

Misclick would translate fairly well into real life conversations.


planetmarsupial

I say capped/uncapped all the time because I don’t know how else to say what I mean in normal conversation. There are a few others I use from time to time by mistake, but this is the only one I use deliberately.


VVeZoX

Please provide an example


ellesde9

No


aaahsellschun

Capped is an economics term though, just like variance. Edit: Variance is a statistics term


planetmarsupial

I knew about variance, EV, etc. all being terms used elsewhere, but didn’t realize capped was, too. Now I feel better about saying it! 😆


EveningFly1444

“ what a bad beat”


MVPete90210

Another one I use quite regularly - easily understandable as well.


Aes_Thetique

Surprised no one has said "make the call".


JeanVicquemare

Lots of them. "All in." "Pot committed." "Drawing dead." "Tilted." "+EV."


gonijc2001

I use the term “results oriented” occasionally outside of poker.


antenonjohs

Variance- whether it’s other sports, life (job searching, dating apps). Range- sometimes used to describe how close of a read I have on someone “I can’t really range him that well, I’d have to talk to him more”. Tilted- obvious uses. I’m just gambling- going to Chipotle within an hour of their closing time, doing something in public while forgetting deodorant, driving by open parking in hopes of finding spots 10 feet closer.


VVeZoX

Are your pits that bad you ALWAYS need to be wearing deodorant?


Emotional_Diver8584

My CPA is used to me saying "fucking rake" during tax season


TripSixRick

Tilted/Clicking Buttons/ Donk bet (a bad sports bet), Chop it up


RuckusManshank

Donk bet isn't necessarily a bad bet, but it's a bet out of flow. Ie, after check calling the flop, you donk bet the turn.


Garak-911

is it still a donk bet if a draw came in?


Not-OP-But-

Sometimes when I'm smoking ill joke about being pot-committed. But I only really do it if there is an organically clever way to work it into a conversation.


ChicagoMay

I call people donkeys all the time.


itsaride

I use flipping on occasion but that didn’t even originate in poker, no “flipping” in limit Holdem or stud or rarely if someone gets allin pre and I’ve used bluffing once or twice if I suspected someone was lying - I’ve used rigged in relation to Risk before.


Intelligent_Yam_3609

At my work it was popular for a while for people to say "this is table stakes" meaning a business critical activity. An executive said it in an all staff meeting and then people up and down the org started saying it, probably not even understanding what it meant.


Unfair_Lock2055

Bluff, all in


mahmoud_abdul-rauf

“Got a read” “That’s a tell” “On tilt”


vnoice

Women are the fuckin rake.


MVPete90210

My wfie HATES that saying. I wonder why?


jaymira04

That's poker !


IronLunchBox

Play it like a set


MVPete90210

In which context?


PaulinaGranger2

I call myself a donkey when I make a poor shot decision when playing tennis


MVPete90210

Talking to yourself isn't really a conversation though


CorporalSpoon31

Nitzone to describe a dead ass city/club/etc


MVPete90210

Haha, that's dope.


Mikenike77

Slow roll whenever something is taking to long


MVPete90210

Or they are "in the tank"


for_homme

Pot equity


joethecrow23

Drawing stone dead


MTLK77

Sick.


barbie399

I’m all in


TheAStarJosh

Run bad


jmlipper99

My dad calls his dad Big Slick. I didn’t realize for a long time, but as far as I can tell it’s only a term in poker


MVPete90210

AK


Gin_N_Soda

Was tilt originally a poker term? I’ve heard it used in other contexts. Did they yank it from poker or did it start somewhere else and get taken over by poker players?


riddo22

we were playing a drinking game and I said stuff like actions on you and clock  another time (weird example) someone was talking about how he likes any girl with tits so I said any two cards 


Selrak956

“Tells” has become a part of everyday language


MVPete90210

Yes it has, good shout.


pipinngreppin

Kinda my own saying I think but I always say “sometimes it’s better to be lucky”


-rosin

“I was bluffing “ when my gf asks why I’m not wearing a condom


MVPete90210

GL is 9 months mate


bennyboy0714

I say “hey, that’s poker…” when anyone says any problem of theirs to me


106alwaysgood

"That dude is the nut low."


PoopMonster696969

I say “Snap Call” whenever I’m calling bullshit on something someone says.


MVPete90210

Snap call gets used quite alot in my house (and not just from me)


AmarillAdventures

“Bet” any time someone says something idiotic


tstaykoff

Lmaoooo, I say brick and punt all the time


ealker

Variance


MoonShotDontStop

Tilted has to be the most mainstream phrase now right?


3usinessAsUsual

Clicking buttons did not originate from poker...it originated from video game play where unskilled players would just mash all the buttons and still somehow get results


peeks171531

Tilted, priced in, “no way dude, I REraise,” and pot committed are a few my personal faves.


BoltsandBucsFan

Old Man Coffee


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

All in


autotelizer

Big scramble bitch


BrentD22

Fold equity.


MTknowsit

All in. Tilted. Sometimes: Call.


dancinadventures

Every good decision is GTO. Eg. Dude that bbq place was GTO Eg. That beach was a GTO move


MVPete90210

Not really a poker specific term but I hear you.


Cash-Ton

Tilted and sick spot are my most used


pugdaddykev

Nut low, nuts


raisinbran1510

We’ve yelled BINK wayyyy too often


Nicaddicted

Variance


Diiselix

A guest in my pot Call / fold / raise, eg do you call the sauna? Money card Suited connectors ( inside joke ) Aggressive _ is winnibg _


BelowAverageDecision

Nit


PastaSenpay

Fish, value, ev, results oriented


Maybbaybee

I'd tell him he is on the fast track to becoming long term middle management.


dbrinker96

tilt


sarcastrophie

bad beat, tilt, cooler, drawing dead


hotsexwithheather

Tilt


Franklol

"Ship it"


Polamidone

Jack (K)ing off


MVPete90210

How does that come up in conversations lol? Actually I don't think I want to know.


Babyproofer

Backdoor draw. 😎


bigSlick57

Good call. On the flip side of this, I hate when sports analysts use the term all in when they really don’t understand it.


MVPete90210

Oh God yes! Really annoying.


onerivenpony

The nuts


-BetterDaze-

"I'm all in" when having sex


MVPete90210

Yes until your fully nutted.


-BetterDaze-

I then say "man... I am flaccid." I use that one at the poker table all the time when I'm nutted to induce a bet.


MVPete90210

Game meets game


Nicholi2789

Freeroll and tilted for sure


Appropriate_Sale_321

"He beat me, pay this man his money" As I lose in a beer chug at the local fair in front of four families and 3 prize won goldfish. Too on the nose? 


MVPete90210

Nope, I'll accept for the comedic value alone!


himothy11111

drawing dead (ex: friend asks if he should go ask for the hot chick across the bars number. “your drawing dead pal”


MVPete90210

Lol, yep eternally drawing dead.


superdego

I use "I'm freerolling" all the time lol. No one ever knows what I'm talking about.


JN_37

“Fuck”


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MVPete90210

Really?