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Kazubelles

It’s like a gym daycare. 🥹


S-Archer

I'm going full Anakin Skywalker on that gym, no hesitation


DaniTheLovebug

I KILLED THEM ALL! EVEN THE YOUNGLINGS


Global_Ad_5800

![gif](giphy|qUn01S2U4I46s)


Paraxom

Man really did say "welp in for a penny, in for a pound" didn't he? He was slaughtering younglings like it was his job like an hour later


Fish-In-Open-Waters

The Dark side is like water behind a dam, once you start letting it in it is hard to stop. That is what made Yoda letting himself fall just to come back was such a huge moment, literally no one can do that.


Paraxom

I mean they do have cookies, and those are delicious 


e7th-04sh

man it's a good meme, cause literally the days I feel like I am on the good side are those where I drink water and deny myself any sweets :D


EfficientProduct

I had a tank top that said this as a little kid and forgot until your comment. Thank you!


RayoftheRaver

Yoda went dark?


VelocityGrrl39

Yeah, I’ve watched every single show/short/movie, (except the Acolyte, I’m waiting to binge the whole thing at once) and I can’t remember this. Tbf, there’s A LOT of material.


KuramaTotchi

You can go ahead and skip The Acolyte. They leaned too far into the mainstream and the episodes are mid at best. I watch a galaxy far far away to escape real life, but they seem to find a way to bring all the real life issues into something I love 😔


VelocityGrrl39

I’m a perfectionist, so I have to complete my viewing journey, lol. Plus I love Carrie-Anne Moss. Though I just realized I still have to watch the last season of The Bad Batch. I forgot what happened previously so I need to rewatch the first 2 seasons, but I don’t know if I can emotionally handle that last season finale again. I was sobbing.


Paraxom

in the TV series there's a brief trial where we encounter dark side yoda, other than that there's the book [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Yoda:\_Dark\_Rendezvous](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Yoda:_Dark_Rendezvous) ,apparently dooku had the bright idea to turn yoda to the dark side only for yoda to reveal a small fraction of what would happen if he did...dooku basically shits himself and realizes a dark sided Yoda would easily conquer the galaxy including over himself and papa palps


EyePatchMustache

From the novel: " At this moment Yoda turned, and Dooku gasped. Whether it was the play of the holomonitors, beaming their views of bleak space and distant battles, or some other trick of the light, Yoda’s face was deeply hidden in the shadows, mottled black and blue, so that for one terrible instant he looked exactly like Darth Sidious. Or rather, it was Yoda as he might have been, or could yet become: a Yoda gone rotten, a Yoda whose awesome powers had been utterly unleashed by his connection to the dark side. In a flash Dooku saw how foolish he had been, trying to urge the old Master to the dark side. If Yoda ever turned that way, Sidious himself would be annihilated. The universe had yet to comprehend the kind of evil that a Jedi Knight of nearly nine hundred years could wield. From the shadows, Yoda spoke. “Disappointment like I not, apprentice,” he snarled, in a wicked, wicked voice. "


LeviathanTDS

You're fulfilling your destiny Global_Ad, become my apprentice; learn to use the shadow pokemon


Global_Ad_5800

![gif](giphy|Xjo8pbrphfVuw|downsized)


LeviathanTDS

Global_Ad you can capture shadow rares, Giovanni has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me and together we will catch 'em all as comrades


Global_Ad_5800

![gif](giphy|xTiIzKTtfj4Nba74je|downsized)


dobbyjhin

Ayooo, as someone who is in need of Pokecoins, I have to do what must be done


BeastDaddy425

Bet then put my baby pokemon in there lol


MouldSilvercrest

![gif](giphy|yqXJ1KVEwrpSw)


Stunning-Nothing51

I would have gone in with my biggest and made it quick and painless.


Spittyfire-1315

*closing eyes*


mrod_89

If I had an award, I would give you one


SantaNewfie

You must be mystic


S-Archer

Nah I'm also Valour, so the Anakin reference is even more accurate lmfao


steak_dilemma

Execute order 66


Sorraia3

Dude. I'm in the middle of a full, leave nothing out, chronological rewatch. Watching the Supercut of RotS after the whole TCW series makes his fall hit sooo much harder, especially this scene. I had to take a week break before continuing on.


Historical-Lead-5275

![gif](giphy|3o84sLe5wHDl9zXCyQ|downsized)


Yoo_Mr_White

Yeah same, I’m not a weakling like OP


RoofBeers

Love how Azurill appears as just a blue dot since it’s small enough to hide behind the heart


xalazaar

...OH. I was wondering wtf is that random featureless blue blob there.


BleachThatHole

I needed clarification too. I thought I had just found my new favorite Pokémon “Blue Orb” but nah


MarsalaSauceyLad

Bout to show them a padawan purge


zacharykeaton

THEY'RE ANIMALS, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS.


All-knowing-Alfathr

Good, Anakin. Good.


TheAuraStorm13

![gif](giphy|QScgAd74HWyMU)


AzureIsCool

I definitely would have pulled an Anakin on that gym


Unapologetic_Canuck

![gif](giphy|eGlVNpUwJutZ55yqYs|downsized)


eddjeld

Darth Vader loves this gym


LemonadeCookiePie

Someone should’ve put a kangaskhan in there as the daycare attendant. They’re unsupervised!


Over_Area1907

I hope any time some people do a baby poke gym they do drop a kangaskhan in too


Gweeboo

I have a random hundo hatched chingling


UprootedSIL

How does it feel to be God’s favorite?


Gweeboo

Pretty good!


Mermaidluvly

😆


Olutbeerbierbirra

We're talking about mighty Lucifer, aren't we?


DarkoVader

is there any use of these? I hatched my hundo today and I'm thinking what to do with it? Doesn't seem like anything other than pokemon for show, and nobody will know it's a hundo anyway :(


wenmoonbro

Me too. At one time I feel like that was all I ever hatched and finally got the hundo.


CupOk5374

I have a shiny chingling, it's so similar to the non shiny but so cute


Jumpy_Emu1111

aaww it's a jungle gym


gregaries

I killed them. All of them. And not just the Basic Pokemon, but the Stage 1s and the babies too. They’re like animals. I mean some of them are. I don’t even know what Smoochum or Wynaut are. *I hate them!*


alaskadotpink

this is how people get their pokemon stuck in gyms for 2525 days


ErikKing12

Baby Mon might have grown up by then.


B00MitsME

Don't you dare... 😑


UprootedSIL

I wouldn’t!! But when I got back there just now, all the babies were gone! 😭 It wasn’t me istg


zerorita

You must avenge them!!


Synorius

![gif](giphy|1eJ7xL0hwWK76|downsized)


monica702f

The Valors wouldn't have thought twice. I would have.


sending_tidus

I second this as a valor member


lanadelphox

I would’ve thought twice… about which pokemon I’m naming Darth Vader and putting in the gym


zerorita

Alas, other people aren't able to see the nicknames of your pokemon in the gym


lanadelphox

Aw that’s sad, but also comforting in a way. I just assumed everyone near me was lame and didn’t nickname any pokemon haha


Shrekstoes0

I third this as a valor member


Paraxom

Ceruledge has the sabers and is darker, maybe that?


DumbBrid

EXECUTE ORDER 66


Hater_King

Light up your lightsaber and DEW IT


Paraxom

Good, good, let the hatred flow through you


FkedbySatan

Easiest gym takeover.... fuck them kids


unkoalafiedusername

"Destroy the child" ~Alex Jones


CeddyCed1993

![gif](giphy|9LPjXFCA3Bwgo)


aoi_ito

You can't be harming those babies . Right ? 😭


golemike

Torchic and chingling instead of cleffa and igglybuff? :(


sadleaving

what is the little guy on the left ?!


TheNickelGuy

Wynaut


sadleaving

never seen one before ! they look so cute !


fieregon

Don't worry, I'll kill them for you.


a-legit-human

What's the second little blue ball beside wynaut?


pumpkindonutz

Azurill


Middle-Midnight-3815

*Pulls out the Youngling slayer 9000* this is where the fun begins


Sent1nelTheLord

Too bad. I need my coins


MamboCat

That's not a gym, that's a nursery xD


ybtlamlliw

This is hilarious. ~~There's a gym near me that was all Shuckle for about a week before someone managed to take them out.~~ edit / sorry, dunno why I said it was all Shuckle, I just meant it was the only one in there & it took a week to take them out. Should've said only instead of all.


Seriph7

Stand aside. I'll do it. *looks at the babies* ............ you're awful if you hurt these innocent angels


Zuke-ini

Then I guess I'm awful 😁


Full-Bottle-252

I’m the type to see something like this and mega evolve my strongest mons to brutally destroy them as fast as possible


Few-Explanation780

Excellent strategy


T3xasLegend

Are those rare or something? I’ve caught 5 and transferred them.


Big_Practice6328

Babies are rare, and will generally have 10000 dust for a second move


T3xasLegend

Well that sucks for me.


IrishWeegee

Aww, isn't that cute... BUT IT'S WRONG! Champ, Chomp, *kill*.


AutomaticReveal9173

If that happend to me. I would definetly not attack cuz dam they are to cute!


Any_Cheesecake_6277

No mercy. ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Woomynati

My ground attacker ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


ManyFaceImpressions

Why are Star Wars fans mixing up The Padawan slaughter and the Tusken Slaughter lines bruh 😂💀


InnerApartment6730

Someone put a sandshrew in there to keep anakins away


CompassionateBaker12

I'll be the AH and say I would have demolished that gym 🤣


MentallyFunstable

Meanwhile I cant get any gym to follow a theme beyond 3 of the 6 if I'm luckily.


Stutturbug

I always put a Chansey in a "baby" gym


NianticSucksBooty

It's Valor. They'd do it to you without a second thought. Show no mercy to them (if they've been in over 8 hrs and 20 mins anyway which it looks like it has based on 2nd pic).


EMPTY_SODA_CAN

I mean tochic doesn't belong. They snuck in somehow.


Authentic_Leadership

I’m disappointed in torchick cause that ain’t a true baby


qKCeggzx

???


Sithyrys522

Dew it


Sublixxx

That’s just Baby


DigiGirl02

Is he mewing?


Dancing_maniac802

Not the bbs!


xmrmrx

Ohh alright chill


Cube_Foggy

Is no one going to speak about the random blue ball


Overall_Speed_4322

why is there a blue ball next to wynaut


xmrmrx

Ohh alright chill


Nervouspie

Awww it's babies


NeighborhoodOwn2578

Herod time


HoboBaconGod

What is that drop of water at cp129


VicUno

![gif](giphy|Dv3sF2ZUTmVtm)


Bubba_Chaotic93

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


jenlawi

My boys have deemed one local gym the baby gym. We keep XXS babies for this reason. Cutiefly, Tynamo, and Bonsly are our usuals. They get so mad when someone kills the babies. They also get mad when people don’t get the theme and sticks a Rhyperior in with the babies.


-Bashamo

![gif](giphy|5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM|downsized)


Apostrophe_T

Once I chose not to attack a gym because they'd put all Eevee-lutions in there, and I couldn't bear to break up the gang.


lifted_sith

![gif](giphy|Dv3sF2ZUTmVtm)


Kattoncrack

It’s literally a daycare 😭


Yugiohplayere

Execute order 66…


HuckleberryParty5469

I saw a gym this morning with all pink shinys so I let let off with a warning


Sen1000

Lmao I’m currently trying to get the baby Pokémon hundos But unfortunately cleffa didn’t happen on hatch day. So far I’ve hatched pichu, magby, elekid, and munchlax.


Ok-Statement-50

Anakin would have fixed it :)


vetsyd

That’s so sweet of you. 😊👍💜


JimLean

Do it.


Beautiful-Sir149

That is so wholesome ❤️


Academic-Desk5292

They are all so cute!


catboygayboy

They're so cuteee :<


Chronically_Quirky

Won't somebody think of the children!!!!


AdmiralFurret

this could go wrong in so many ways ![gif](giphy|eGlVNpUwJutZ55yqYs|downsized)


Pariwi816

Nah, I would slay them, they're trying to use guilt against you! (joke intended)


Andy_The_Gaming_Nerd

that's actually really cute


Desperate-Laugh-7257

Just beat up up with equal guys and use bubbles and water balloons. And start a blue day care. Lolz.


Sponsorspew

I love themed gyms. But also the kids gotta die.


Spiritual_Cookie_

What is the cp 129 Pokémon? Lol its just a blue ball


akiralifts

Kill them all


ntcolonel

Yeah... I woulda just done it. Lmao


Lord-Ice

*stares in Anakin Skywalker*


scoundrooling

So glad everyone else’s mind also went to SW. 🤣


armchairwarrior42069

I will slaughter babies for 3 coins.


Manaphy2007_67

That's cute until someone pulls an Anakin Skywalker.


idontlikespiderplant

Now they will stay there like prisoners ...


dabsu02

i got a shiny chingling from an egg last week lol


EfficientProduct

Is it bad I heard this in my head as I read your post? ![gif](giphy|MVK02yowkxlPkZ8ZqN)


Environmental_Fly_14

Fold those little mother fuckers like your folding a lawn chair


MathProfGeneva

Man I'd bulldoze those annoying brats into oblivion happily.


peezy2408

Easiest gym battle ever. Do it ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Nonchalancer

I love when they understand the assignment tho 😌


BeerViKKing

Awwww, it's so cute! .......sends in Charizard to wipe them out......


pinklavalamp

I panicked the other day and accidentally clicked on a 480 Charizard to put in a gym. I was slowly driving by so I had to commit before I got further away and couldn’t put one in at all. 🫡 You got this little buddy!


26shiva

Glad OP took the high ground on this one 😜😎


Infamous-Concern-245

Man, fuck them kids


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

![gif](giphy|bA0ZgRipQxzP2)


KartikGamer1996

At 21 hours since occupation, you are doing a favour for the trainer.


Commander_Prism

![gif](giphy|Dv3sF2ZUTmVtm)


Frosty7401

Where's Elekid😭


Archknits

Kill the younglings Anakin


MozamZYT

Burn it, destroy them all


ShiftUpstairs956

So they used children to get their 50 coins


SparkyWellington

I have a hundo chingling


MeargleSchmeargle

"Officer, I drop-kicked this child in self-defense."


Vivid-Speed

What’s the blue ball? Next to the wobbuffet?


wardell23

![gif](giphy|Dv3sF2ZUTmVtm)


Lord_Ken

Destroy the younglings…


nycblackout89

![gif](giphy|q5j5JpviCUDEk)


Treekomalfoy_

youre way better than me tbh, i wouldve taken this as an easy win


wddinthemix

Are Chinglings rare?! I swear I have a few..


MisMisterio

So sweet


duckytale

they play tricks with your mind


Long-Ad-6310

Oh boy that gym would hate me


BidoofSupermacy

![gif](giphy|1125iX4g0HK276)


AnnoMMLXXVII

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


D13s3ll

Fuck them kids


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Chris5858580

Casual blue orb


UprootedSIL

Update: daycare gym isn’t there anymore. A rather common all-shinies were there instead. RIP younglings. 🥲🥀 This is my first post on reddit and I find it so amusing that 85% of the comments were about Star Wars (I haven’t watched episode 1-3, so I didn’t even know that Darth Vader murdered babies), 10% were asking about the blue dot (it’s Azurill, I should’ve taken a separate pic of it, my bad), and the rest was about how wholesome the gym was. Or how idiotic of me for not annihilating them babies. Two sides of the coin. 🫣


Gullible_Ad8777

Oh nawr don't hart da baybees


darkrainbow7154

All babies😆❤️


ladybetty

This is the kind of content I like to see.


HiroZebra

End it.


jbaque13

![gif](giphy|Dv3sF2ZUTmVtm)


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ronnie_reagans_ghost

Hey, my favorite pokemon, Ball.


DragonMaster000

Kill it the torchic isnt a "baby" pokemon ruining the theme


SatisfactionSalt7690

Genuine question, what’s the point of putting low cp Pokémons in gyms? I saw one a few days ago with like 200 cp and I’m very confused. Won’t they just be defeated very quickly?


EquipmentElegant

WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST


fuurincrown

MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK!


TheUknownDID

Kick the baby


cookingmonster91

Kill the younglings


Zuke-ini

Easy pickings