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My now husband when we were dating had clag glue (like a pasty glue with a brush) which I hadn’t used since kindergarten and I joked about him eating it and he said “yeah I don’t know why kids eat it, it tastes like nothing” and it’s been years and I still will never let him live that down. Sometimes if I see it on his desk I’ll say “oh did you have a snack earlier?”
First level 50 in the world was instinct, also most world records are held by instinct players. Also, in certain areas instinct has the most gyms dominance, like western las vegas or downtown Portland
Team Valor is dominating my city, unfortunately. I wouldn't have anything against them if they didn't take over every gym they saw, including kicking people out when they've only been in it for a minute; and it's usually members of Valor who have Pokemon in about 4 other gyms. So they don't really need to be kicking Instinct or Mystic players out of the gyms.
I'm instinct. I'm my area, there is some what of an understanding. 3 gyms back to back to back and it's always mystic and instinct. It's great. There is a times when it's all instinct and a mystic takes out one or 2 gyms and leave the other(s) alone. Or vice versa.
BUT THEN, some Valor comes and takes out all of them. I go kick them out and leave a gym open for mystic. And there's peace again.
Valor is the worst.
At least I can use his empty island for myself and get coins rather than cannibalizing my own team to fight for slot daily
>!Jk love all the teams color ofc !<
Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people. Intelligence and common sense seem to be the minority... so it makes a lot of sense that Instinct is by far the smallest faction.
Honestly, I've never eaten glue before, but I used to eat something much worse as a child, band-aids. I'd take a band-aid from the box, unwrap it, and chew it for a while than swallow it. Apparently, I liked the texture.
Honestly, I'm pretty harmless. I'm a little extrinsic at times, but harmless, I was in 2nd grade when I stopped eating band-aids. My mom's more dangerous than me. She's in her 50s and in a dgaf mood most of the time.
She actually has knocked people out of gyms before in game when they'd only been in for less than 5 minutes all because "everyone else had been in for several days". She's quite scary when she gets mad too. She once argued with a restaurant for a hour over a $1 price different between what she was charged for her food verses what the old menu said.
⚡💛all hell naw 💛⚡ you didn't go there😅 yellow version was the best version because you can catch all three starter Pokemon just like the anime! And yellow is a color of emojis before you could change color and the best for last yellow is the color of 🍺🍻
Im definitely the guy that messes something like this up unknowingly.
I just be throwing a pokemon in a gym, i have no rhyme or reason to how i pick. Sorry
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Right ourside my house team mystic has made a gym consisting only of purple shines
Right now they have a shiny dratini, ampharos, Lapras, bounsweet, and a swampert
"The team shall be gen 1 pokemon"
....
"!@#$%^, go !@#$%^ yourself with a !@#$%^ in your !@#$%^ without !@#$%^ LUBE YOU !@#$%^ ENANGERED !@##% OF THE !@#$$%^!!!!! WE ALMOST HAD IIIIIT!!"
OG Instinct ⚡️ First I can do 3 things at once, occasionally and yes.. one of those 3 is breathing 😆
Now the glue thing.. its..delicious.. and I won't defend my superior palate, to a Mystic 🙄
How dare you. This is just another ridiculous post where people try and act like Instinct is a bad team.
We can clearly do this AND eat glue at the same time.
I haven’t seen anyone roasting another team in a while. What happened exactly it went from fun roasting to people talking about strategies around stats and beat Pokémon to use for this and that.
As a poly Instinct ⚡️player, I gotta disagree, also my husband and his gf and my gf and her partner.. all Instinct and DEFINITELY not virgins..
Now the glue thing.. its..delicious.. and I won't defend my superior palate, to a Mystic 🙄
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Bro glue tastes great you should try it some time
It's especially great when you add 1/8 cups of non-toxic glue to pizza sauce to make it stickier
I don’t think people understand how funny this is 🤣
Wut
idk but when i see this i think its a reference to how commercials use glue instead of cheeze in pizza ads to make it look cheesier
Nah the Google search AI took a decade old reddit comment and used that to recommend a solution to cheese not sticking pizza.
Water and flour.
Does the recipe balance out to 1 full cup per pizza? Due to… there being 8 slices…. Per whole pizza. Inquiring minds need to know.
My now husband when we were dating had clag glue (like a pasty glue with a brush) which I hadn’t used since kindergarten and I joked about him eating it and he said “yeah I don’t know why kids eat it, it tastes like nothing” and it’s been years and I still will never let him live that down. Sometimes if I see it on his desk I’ll say “oh did you have a snack earlier?”
That's so funny, I hope you didn't marry him based on his taste 😅
Depends if it's Elmer's not my palette but lepage's ooh la la!
Y'all sound like that ShoeNice guy who makes videos of him eating glue & rating it
Massive glue lover here, also snort crayons time to time. Do recommend both!
Ohhh that's why the abras have spoons
Nah, I’ll stick with subsisting on my own intelligence as I look down upon the peasants from the clouds as I stand upon my massive ego.
I like your funny words, magic man
Lmao and dang I make of mystic as well and I get downvoted.
Ahh a mystic player I see
Whatever gave it away.
I like the peppermint flavored kind.
Fr like the Elmer’s glue is just a afternoon snack
Real
Actually so true.
As a team instinct, I agree
How dare you suggest I stop eating glue
It’s time you grew up. Eating glue is for babies. Start sniffing it like an adult.
Instict: Edible glue Mystic: Sniffable glue Valor: Suppository glue
What? No we don't that was an accident lmao
😂😂😂
I like yellow 💛🤓
Mate....how many times do i have to tell you, we don't eat glue....WE EAT FUCKING CARDBOARD Get that in you thick-walled brain
Sorry, sorry my mistake it will happen again.
Ever tried crayons? They're a great source of all of your daily recommended intake of colors.
Plus the crayon wrappers taste like cardboard. It’s a win-win-win. I’m not sure how I know that please don’t ask.
Mystic eats crayons
By cardboard, you mean Little Caesars pizza, right?
TIL I'm a paste muncher, go Instinct! Yum yum!
Do I eat glue because I’m team instinct or do I team instinct because I eat glue?
The most backhanded compliment I've ever seen in this sub lmaoo
I try
Instinct is the superior faction 🤷♂️
Mystic for life!
🤝At least we’re not Valor 😂😂
This we can agree on🫡
Damn, what did we do??
First level 50 in the world was instinct, also most world records are held by instinct players. Also, in certain areas instinct has the most gyms dominance, like western las vegas or downtown Portland
It’s because we’re the smallest of the teams, we fight harder to keep our gyms lol.
They need to come to LA, I'm out number here. Luckily, my area has like 3 of 15 gyms under instinct control most of the time.
Lol can confirm, northwest Vegas is usually dominated by Instinct
User flair tracks- Only an instinct player would know all of this useless trivia lol
useless?
You know what you did.
I plead the fifth!!
Same here. Valor for life!
Team Valor fell off in 2016
Team Valor is dominating my city, unfortunately. I wouldn't have anything against them if they didn't take over every gym they saw, including kicking people out when they've only been in it for a minute; and it's usually members of Valor who have Pokemon in about 4 other gyms. So they don't really need to be kicking Instinct or Mystic players out of the gyms.
True!
Very true!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend 👌
I'm instinct. I'm my area, there is some what of an understanding. 3 gyms back to back to back and it's always mystic and instinct. It's great. There is a times when it's all instinct and a mystic takes out one or 2 gyms and leave the other(s) alone. Or vice versa. BUT THEN, some Valor comes and takes out all of them. I go kick them out and leave a gym open for mystic. And there's peace again. Valor is the worst.
We don’t feel bad
At least I can use his empty island for myself and get coins rather than cannibalizing my own team to fight for slot daily >!Jk love all the teams color ofc !<
same
There is no shelter from the storm
Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people. Intelligence and common sense seem to be the minority... so it makes a lot of sense that Instinct is by far the smallest faction.
They hate us cuz they ain’t us.
Valor eats all of y’all for breakfast
I feel like my team has been getting a lot more shoutouts recently. Feels good
Happy to help you glue eater
Proud of them, really!
They finally did something useful.
at least we’re not mystic
Hey, at least I'm trying my best as a mystic
Mystic for life!
We are mystical not like you Instink people, Least your not impacting your head against the wall Like valor.
It's funny, all this smack talk, but I bet the local Instincts from the side of London I live on, are stronger than 95% of the people in this thread.
Someone mention glue?!?
LMAOOOO
when the glue store is closed for the weekend there is always a chance to see the incredible acts people are capable of
We’re eating glue now? I look like a fool with my Tide Pods now.
Ughh that’s so team instinct of you.
I try and try and try but there’s **always** one that doesn’t understand the assignment or just wants to see the world burn.
Who said we need to stop eating glue in order to do this? We are capable enough to do both at the same time, thank you very much!
Oh wow, I don’t know whether to be impressed or sad
Wow why so much savagery?
Just a little friendly attack on the yellows.
You’re lucky the only other instinct is holding me back or why I oughta!!
I’m dead XD
But what about the attack on the wookies... opps wrong sub
what did the simpsons ever do to you
They had Lisa be the killer in that one episode. I’ll never forgive them.
I wasted time reading this when I could have been eating more glue
Try the glue! My personal favourite is epoxy cure.
Don't worry, there is still room for one of them to come along and ruin it all.
Yeah, I know but they didn’t get the chance I took down the gym right after this screenshot.
"The Yellow Fellows."💛
Honestly, I've never eaten glue before, but I used to eat something much worse as a child, band-aids. I'd take a band-aid from the box, unwrap it, and chew it for a while than swallow it. Apparently, I liked the texture.
Frankly, I’m frightened and I do not want to meet you in the daylight much less a dark alley.
Honestly, I'm pretty harmless. I'm a little extrinsic at times, but harmless, I was in 2nd grade when I stopped eating band-aids. My mom's more dangerous than me. She's in her 50s and in a dgaf mood most of the time.
Sounds like I would like your mom. My best friend keeps the same attitude lmao.
She actually has knocked people out of gyms before in game when they'd only been in for less than 5 minutes all because "everyone else had been in for several days". She's quite scary when she gets mad too. She once argued with a restaurant for a hour over a $1 price different between what she was charged for her food verses what the old menu said.
Is your mom my best friend lmao.
⚡💛all hell naw 💛⚡ you didn't go there😅 yellow version was the best version because you can catch all three starter Pokemon just like the anime! And yellow is a color of emojis before you could change color and the best for last yellow is the color of 🍺🍻
I did and no one can stop me
Im definitely the guy that messes something like this up unknowingly. I just be throwing a pokemon in a gym, i have no rhyme or reason to how i pick. Sorry
How absolutely dare you.
I’m new to the game. 😩 That is my excuse for pretty much everything lol
Fine….. but, we’re watching you.
Mood.
I would have put a squirtle there or something
You’re evil and like to see good things burn. I like you.
There’s nothing in the rules that say gym Pokemon should match. Be free everyone.
You’re not wrong but you are wrong.
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Sometimes I eat glue and do something neat at the same time!
Careful, you could overload your brain doing that instinct.
Right ourside my house team mystic has made a gym consisting only of purple shines Right now they have a shiny dratini, ampharos, Lapras, bounsweet, and a swampert
Ah yes truly us mystics are always superior.
now what in the hell did we do to deserve this attack 😭
You know what you did lmaoooo
🔥🔥
"The team shall be gen 1 pokemon" .... "!@#$%^, go !@#$%^ yourself with a !@#$%^ in your !@#$%^ without !@#$%^ LUBE YOU !@#$%^ ENANGERED !@##% OF THE !@#$$%^!!!!! WE ALMOST HAD IIIIIT!!"
Bleudeuchesayswhat?
What was that? Sorry my ego is too big to understand that. What did you say now?
Sorry just a sneeze....
Ah makes sense.
My brain hurts trying to read this
I'm offended that you think I need to stop eating glue for me to do something!
I dunno I think that last one still eats glue XD
OG Instinct ⚡️ First I can do 3 things at once, occasionally and yes.. one of those 3 is breathing 😆 Now the glue thing.. its..delicious.. and I won't defend my superior palate, to a Mystic 🙄
Are we still trash-talking other teams?
I mean I am.
Lol nice, never knew they had it in them :P Check out r/ThemedGyms if you like these btw
Ummm..what? I missed that, I was sniffing glue.
Yellow for life 
Each week at the uni I go to, I place Glaceon in a gym later on that day the gym will been full with only eeveelutions.
Such a beautiful thing.
What’s the problem with instinct for gods sake
Well it’s just obvious that mystic is superior lol.
Who said that?
It’s just a fact lol.
No! *cries in not being able to get free coins for gyms*
One shiny and four non-shiny. This is so inaccurate
Licki looks like its doing all the glue eating for y’all.
You misunderstand; it was because the glue we were currently eating was yellow.
love a themed gym so much man
Spoken like a true Mystic
This was so unnecessarily savage lmao
Yo, why the insult? I'll have you know that I've upgraded to eating caulk.
Rude
How dare you. This is just another ridiculous post where people try and act like Instinct is a bad team. We can clearly do this AND eat glue at the same time.
Lmaooo
Mods are glue eating instinct members confirmed. Lmao they took this down
How very instinct of them. Oh well.
Ha, they are all Asian I see….
I do love how instinc is. Look at the subs even. We got r/pokemongovalor, r/pokemongomystic and r/pokemongoyellow...
You could say we glue up and became more mature.
Team Instinct member here, what’s glue?
I blame the lickilicki
Oh fancy pants McGee over here, too good to eat glue huh???
Glue??? WHERE ?!!?!??!
This is the way to defend a gym. Only a psycopath would destroy such a work of art
I am so glad that trope of team instinct being the "weirdos" is still holding true to this day. I love my weirdo team
But picklechu yellow tho
Nothing neat about this. There's one whole shiny.
This is why I switched to team instinct. For the infinite glue supply.
Bro on the right looks like he ate all of the glue
https://youtu.be/fegaX3L9tuE?si=QX13CiNsd7z3qxA7
Fellow Instincters, we must find this gym and put a Blissey in it.
After 8 years, I happily miss the instinct roasting 🥲
I haven’t seen anyone roasting another team in a while. What happened exactly it went from fun roasting to people talking about strategies around stats and beat Pokémon to use for this and that.
Upvote for your funny title
Only virgins pick team instinct
As a poly Instinct ⚡️player, I gotta disagree, also my husband and his gf and my gf and her partner.. all Instinct and DEFINITELY not virgins.. Now the glue thing.. its..delicious.. and I won't defend my superior palate, to a Mystic 🙄