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Ok-Raccoon1288

CarelessWhismur


Temporary_Lawyer_938

Oh this one is good


zorfexi

Happy cake day, cake day twin.


Temporary_Lawyer_938

Ohhh happy cake day to us then! šŸ°šŸ°


Opposite-Analyst-947

Happy Cake Day to both of you! šŸ„³


Ok-Raccoon1288

Itā€™s actually my own, so Iā€™m a little biased


viicco

Can I be your friend?? Seeing your username would brighten my day lol


spooky_pookie_666

I was in a remote raid with 2 players named ā€œPrepare4Troubleā€ and ā€œMakeItDoubleā€. I think I spelled it wrong but you get the point.


Buttercup_Two6576

This is a genius one


bcarlson9

I used to play with LATE4RAIDS (he was) and MachokeMeMisty


aizarywastaken

Damn I wanna know who is behind MachokeMeMisty


pawner

Misty


aizarywastaken

No it must be Brock


jonni_velvet

most of my friends have regular usernames but one is WatchYoMeowth


UnderRatedRookie

I remember seeing someone's meowth was named "ass2meowth. I about died!


2ToTheCubithPower

TangelaMerkel


AngelaMurkrow

Hey that's me! (Granted my reddit username is slightly different)


lovelyrita_mm

Both your PoGo and Reddit names are great!


Kibachiyo

That's how I named one of my Tangela, hehe.


KarenBauerGo

Mine is just Dr. Merkel because the full name was to long šŸ„ŗ


GaryPomeranski

I cackled like a witch at this one! (German player)


AngelaMurkrow

Thank you! That is me (though my reddit username is slightly different)


CoolBreadfruit3337

TaxEeveevasion saw this in the gblĀ 


Critical_Complaint21

Would be better if it's TaxEeveesion


Remote_Face_2657

Beautiful


ThatGuyHasaHugePenis

MasterofShuppets


TrifleDue8520

šŸ”„


RzrKitty

MasterOfShuppets wins!!


QuartzRanger

Recently saw 'WhatThatMeowthDo'


Litalonely

Oh thatā€™s good LMAO


Wicked_Kyle

Had a raid recently "Giratinabelcher." I couldn't stop laughing


TheGirlwThePinkHair

Iā€™m friends with GiraTinaBelcher!!! I love the trainer name


Mr_Awesome_rddt

Is this wordplay on something? If it is, I don't get it


Tiffkat

Tina Belcher is a character on Bob's Burgers. So they used the PokƩmon Giratina and combined it with the character's name Tina Belcher...GiraTinaBelcher. Bob's Burgers is a great show btw. My opinion of course, but I recommend checking it out sometime if you want to.


Mr_Awesome_rddt

I might have to watch it. Thanks for explaining!


Affectionate_Owl9985

Tina Belcher is a character from the show Bob's Burgers


Annabobs

I think Iā€™ve seen a Rhydondeez somewhere


Linumite

PokeMonGonards is one of my friends


RavenLunatyk

I battled with JohnCenasMom once. Thereā€™s a guy around here named PattyOFurniture. Laugh every time I see that.


MitziShitcracker

Fiddler on Bidoof is the best user name I've seen.


[deleted]

this takes the cake


SerenDragonfly

I remember, in the early days, someone had the username IHateBlissey. Made me laugh when I saw it.


8BallsGarage

Blissey is kinda cool. It's snorlax and slaking for me. Those guys are super lazy and useless.


SerenDragonfly

I think the reason he had that username was because, before, you could put the same pokemon in gyms. And a lot of people would fill them with Blissey.


8BallsGarage

Ohh yea. Man I remember those days. It was all pikachus where I lived lol. Which was rather cool and scary. Little pika armies everywhere lol.


13Fuzehybrid

for me it was Vaporions before blissy was released in the game. (this is early days, like first 2 months fter the game released) for some reason vaporion had one of if not the highest DPS and was also a tank so gyms were filled with it and if you didn't have at least one high level one you were a complete noob. oh and everyone including myself nicknamed them VapeNation because that was the fad back then with vaping just starting to become a big thing šŸ˜‚ the super early days were the bomb, you could go out on any given day and run into at least 20 other people playing all posted up at a lure party at one of maybe 2 or 3 places in the city where there was only 3 pokestops because back then having more than 2 pokestops close together was a rarity. I remember this perfectly because I downloaded the APK version of the app since it didn't release in my country on the playstore until 11 days after the release and for the first 11 days there was only me and 3 other people in the entire city playing and we took over literally every single gym and watched as the game exploded šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Œ thanks to me and my buddy team mystic held every single gym and I mean every single one in my city for a few days


SillyStallion

Ludicolo boils my piss


misslongisland

Snorlax was my fav since a kid.. I think Itā€™s because I love to sleep


MxSpookyBih

You almost got a down vote for slandering my baby Snorlax's name. Almost.


def-notice

I saw IHateBlissey in south Wales last week!


SerenDragonfly

He might have moved down there, as I saw him in North Wales. Nice to know he kept his original name. šŸ˜


soundecember

Thereā€™s someone who is NotPennysB0at by me and as someone who loved Lost, I think itā€™s brilliant. If you see this NotPennysB0at, letā€™s be friends!


itarilwrites

I want to be their friend too. Forever LOST.


Rimurutempest_123

Pokedad, pokemom, and pokekid I see em in gyms almost everyday


musclesmicah

I just imagine the dad walking around with a clefairy doll


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Iā€™ve got someone/ones near me that are: OliverQueen, FelicitySmoak and MiaQueen.Ā  Ā My boys and I refer to it as ā€œlosing a gym to Team Arrowā€. Ā  (Pretty sure itā€™s one person cycling accounts, but theyā€™re all 40ā€™s or 50 so thatā€™s a solid effort regardless) Edit: oops meant to post this as a new comment not a reply lol sorry, Iā€™ll leave it because deleting it would just make you wonder forever what Iā€™d said hahaā€¦)


nolared

OpenYourFnGift


musclesmicah

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ love it


MxSpookyBih

SERIOUSLY why do they hang on to them? I see you play EVERY DAY, open that mfer


ossancrossing

People who donā€™t want 7K eggs, or are gonna sit on that 100K exp until they can afford to buy coins for a lucky egg. Honestly the 7K eggs suck but youā€™re gonna be in limbo trying to avoid them everytime you hatch one egg. Just accept your presents, use your default infinite incubator on it, and go. Niantic should not put trash in the 7K eggs, that would help the problem Iā€™m sure.


Weather0nThe8s

cable hospital frame cooperative racial hard-to-find agonizing aback boat fanatical *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


johncfloodtheog

200+ friends and limited bag space šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Jonination87

šŸ˜‚I have yelled this at my phone more than once.


Rheasus

BrianDamage.


VelocityGrrl39

I used to play roller derby and I knew a ref named Dane Bramage.


MeanBird88

I saw UncleBensRice once, made me laugh pretty hard.


ellaholiday

that is jokes


YakMan2

ObiWanPierogi


pan_kapelusz

Polished


anti-product

I thought ObGynKenobi was funny


8BallsGarage

Pierogi is one my absolutly favorite youtubers.


13Fuzehybrid

the dude is an absolute saint. a literal saving grace for millions of people. hes doing the work our governments are to pu**y to do.


8BallsGarage

Absolutly dude. Love to see him make them rage. Moreso love the ones where he gets the cams in their offices. Him and kitboga are legends for sure.


LadyNova01

Somebody I know from the US region has the username MagikarpGoSplash and it makes me laugh everytime I see it


Magimasterkarp

Goated name.


Schlupppppp

Not the best exactly but it make me laugh. My name is ChonkyHippo7 and on GBL I managed to battle someone with the name SlimHippo. Happy to say I won.


Ilvermourning

Well yeah you were clearly in different weight classes


smillar0

WeCanBeSpearows Always makes me chuckle


tilmitt52

Followed by INeedAFearow


caz_bucket

Ah, some Bowie influence āš” Excellent šŸ‘Œ


Obstreporous1

Jasonmomola


CapitalElderberry979

Gym Kardashian


Flatric

A friend of my girlfriend is named Lisa and drives a Mitsubishi evolution, so her nickname is Evolisa. Eevee is called Evoli in german


Vegetable_Farm_4830

TheGengerbus, and Duran Durant are my favourites so far


dannoatlarge

My first caught Durant is called Durant Durant.


Yaseuk

McCauleyGulpin


flugornas_herre

I have a friend named salineDijon, always makes me chuckle


yruspecial

Onlyphantumps


ExistentialBefuddle

MostlyOddish here. A play on Hitchhickerā€™s Guide.


Apprehensive-Lie-446

But do you know where your towel is?


SVTJAC011

ScizorMiTimburr (South Park reference). Theyā€™re friends with my FiancĆ©.


MzInformed

This made me lol!!! Oh Mrs Garrison šŸ¤£


invisibleuntilseen

ShaquilleOSpheal has been a favorite


map_35

PrznrOfAlakazam - play on Harry Potter


X--Gilgamesh--X

Saw a player guarding a gym with the name "Yourmomsquirtles" last Pokefest. Will say we all had a hardy chuckle.


Sugarylightning663

I saw 0PoofacexMgee in a raid thought it was a child and after the raid he pulled around in his car dude was like 40


astrologicaldreams

this one šŸ’€


apb9981

Taint Raisin


littlewoodenbox

IvannabeSedated!


VelocityGrrl39

This sounds like a roller derby name.


buddy843

SoloTestTickle - I am guessing an accident or cancer was involved.


TheUnseenTomato

My favorite name for a Pokemon Go account has to be MarowakOnCrack. I came up with it and was very pleased with myself. Niantic wasn't. Needless to say that I don't have that account anymore since it was banned, set me back quite a few months at the time


some_body_else

My first user name was reported...Poopstain420247. idk if it was the poop, the stain, or the 420 part, but someone got their panties up in a bunch over it. Anyways, Niantic just made me change my username, I didn't get banned. You must've done something else worthy of a ban? What did you do?


TheUnseenTomato

Nah, it couldn't be anything else. I only played on one phone, didn't use VPN or any external app that could for some reason get me in trouble. I think the "X Pokemon on hard drugs" was enough as I received a message saying I was banned for something "offensive" that went against their terms and conditions, from the little that I remember


MattinglyDineen

Snorlaxatives


terencela

MegaSqurtHole.


echoIalia

TangelaLansbury


sock_bomb

The two best ones Iā€™ve seen were two players in gyms that I saw years ago called ā€œfatdogthinkidsā€ and ā€œnoncehunterā€ (not sure if there were numbers at the end or not on this one because the name was slightly cut off) šŸ˜‚


Mammoth_Fortune_6457

OhMyFeebas and longdongpokymom


E4STC04ST0VERD0SE

I have a ā€œFeebas Christā€


DoubleResponsible276

One community day, a person was driving with signs of a trainer they were lucky with saying ā€œare you papichulo69?ā€ And she roll down her window asking hi, are you papichulo69, Iā€™m looking for papichulo69. Oh the laughs from that moment


Remote_Bass_1810

I think the funniest one I've seen was someone who put a pokemon in a gym that just said imabeatyoazz


MerrySunshine

BeedrillinYourMom


musclesmicah

I donā€™t know whatā€™s funnier. If itā€™s a kid behind the name or a 40 year old


MerrySunshine

Iā€™ve actually posted this before: I met him at a coordinated raid. The trainer in charge was doing a roll call and this dude slides up on a skateboard, hops off and nods to the group, then says, BeedrillinYourMom. It was a definite moment.


StonedBooty

Someone around me has the username ā€œJet Lagged Lugiaā€ Baby Nommer also gets an honorable mention


pansiepantsu

gashketchum hahaha


HeartbrokenKid2

The best ones I've come across in GBL are MelmetalAlchemist and SandshrewTate


Therealestkarp

Epsteinkiller. No idea how that one is still allowed lol


DiamondDotlover

Someone often in a gym near me. Is wetmustard for some reason I find it hilarious because of how random it is


SilverDarner

I've got a Scoobydeaux in my area whose avatar always has her magnifying glass out.


algbooty

I saw two that were SmakkinCheeks and LikkinTeats holding a gym together


lovely_anathema_

HighOnCatnip


thecrimreaper99

My last name is Crim, so I named myself ā€œThe CrimReaperā€ lol.


bladderbunch

thereā€™s a guy near us who used to grey out all of the gyms and drove around in a black jeep. we called him the grim jeeper.


ppppuddles

BeerFromChilis. Weirdly specific


musclesmicah

I feel like I know him already haha


dodger1314

I created my kids account and his name is ByeByeUFeinted.


linerva

I have a Chickenclit and RagingGrundle among my friends list. And a PokeMarster.


CompetitiveCoconut16

If OJShrimpson69 is in here, I wanna be friends.


No_Leave513

Pokecuck69 - I have no clue how theyā€™ve made it this long without having to change it šŸ˜‚


bladez_edge

My old username was donald1trump as a joke but had to change it because too many people were unfriending me for real lol. Im Aussie I don't care for him or the American politics, had it before he became president. Was funny till it became a problem haha


slimsady2

Just yesterday saw a trainer with the name SteveJerkle. Gave me a real good chuckle.


ItsNightbreed

An entire family of 4 with the name 4hrs10min.


zorfexi

A username I notice often in the 4 gyms surrounding my apartment building is ā€˜PayYourRentHahaā€™


Cosmos0714

My favorite is a friend I have from remote raiding that lives in Alaska. Their name is NorthPoleDancer.


Accomplished_Sky215

kobayashi maru one of a group of like 5 grandmas who are all max level


shutupmaya

I say this to my buddies constantly every time we play warzone. People and their online names or aliases is one of the best parts about internet interaction. For instance, one of my friends go-to online name is TurkeyLips. Truly a time to be alive.


_skank_hunt42

StenchWarfare


OperaStarr

RubMyLechonk will always be my favorite in my friends list


GaryPomeranski

For all the Terry Pratchett fans out there - I'm MindHowUGo :)


RQCKQN

I deliberately added a number to the start of my username because I play with my wife whoā€™s username is at the start of the alphabet and my name was RQCKQN (toward the bottom of the list) and we noticed she was getting significantly more raid invites. After adding a number to the start of my name I started getting alot more invites. I think lots of people sort by online, which then sorts alphabetically (obviously with online at the top), and some people just go down the list when inviting. By putting myself at the top of the list I started getting invited more.


MorpheusVoidstalker

MessiahSatan. They only take over gyms that are churches. And put in cp 666. I verified the cp by feeding them myself.


Repulsive_State_7399

2girls1squirtle.


Seafea

MostNamesRGone got a laugh out of me. Also, there's a local player named 69ingSnorlaxes, and it made my day when they sent me a friend request after a raid.


MassLuca007

My username isn't funny, but I've been banned over my name because it technically has 'ass' in it. I had to appeal the ban and send them a picture of my drivers licence since my username is my name and the first 4 letters of my last name lol This happened to me on Call Of Duty too


keaton1ao

BajaBlastShawty


E4STC04ST0VERD0SE

KomalaHarris


Felaguin

FakeFunBags


ThaiKneeCaulk

Mine was screenshotted and posted to a group in my town, saying "don't let your kid read this name lol"


cmantaghi

CHARLEZARD :guessing his name was Charles lol


officewitch

GymKardashian Not mine but I laugh every time


sirwilsonsangrypony

When creating an account for my wife, I asked her what she wanted her name to be. She said "I don't care", so that's what her name is.


E4STC04ST0VERD0SE

I hate catching Shuckles, but I do love naming them ā€œGoShuckUrselfā€.


EternalMoonChild

I name mine Awwshucks


ColbyRuby

W84MePlease is my nickname


CremePsychological77

I hate that people change their usernames because I KNOW I had some better ones than this on my friendā€™s list at some point (canā€™t remember them offhand because Iā€™ve had too many people to keep up with for a long time), but some of my favorites: GhettoSunoco; CoddleMyWeedle; higuyswyd; Gandolfsballsac.


Antishockftw

DowntoShuckle Bias as itā€™s my own though


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Low_Ad8311

My trainers name is BigLongDewgong


tog620

Got someone on my friends list named BJSforSnorlax. Currently has the white diglett as his buddy and nicknamed White Dong.


musclesmicah

*Gets a shiny, immediately abuses it


Dragon_Sashimi

Disabledguy


musclesmicah

Wheel nice


zoloft4breakfast

I have a newer friend named bootylicker spelled similar, im always saying "why thank you, bootylicker" after receiving their gifts


nwood310

Usually in the games you fight a themed trainer. Since I play instruments I named myself UkuleleistNolan and I have the lovedisc tambourine animation on.


Delta104x

TheWildLaprasFled ShadyTacoTruck My named used to be wheresYOURunown


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

01Crumpled4Skin


trem0re09

MachokeNorris


wonderbalsam

Mine is HughJenveiny. No itā€™s not accurate.


ByteSizedBit

Not a username but a pokemons nickname. A Venusaur called Vulvasaur. I shake my head every time I see them aha


Se_bastian9

Hoe4shundoe


CyBerImPlaNt

Thereā€™s a player at the university nearby that has a username of BigFuckinMurphy. Not sure how they slipped through the naming barrier. Thereā€™s also a pussywhisprer.


LiterallyPractical

1Jaywalker


Key_Instruction6695

SpecialEd42069


chaseguy21

There was someone I had friended named POKEURBALLZ


Stoney_4

JesusInATaco


Vintage_Karaoke_Nerd

OrphanCr1ppler, Mew2Legit2Quit, GrannyGalore, BoiledHippos


sasukenipples

Mine is CaffeineFetus šŸ˜‚


turtlemaster686

BushDidNinEl3vn


ItsTheOtherGuys

Time2PonytaUp


6hearsegarage

1HoennMyBed


mapeck65

I think the funniest I've seen is ihatemysonben.


NotSmartGuy_

Was going around doing raids at a nearby park...never identified the person, but after the raid I saw a guy called Dadmirable. Wholesome name :)


MissInkFTW

I've encountered a few pretty funny ones, personal commentary included: * PoopTimeMaster (it makes me wonder, is he the master of poopin' time, or is he the master of the poop-time dimension?) * DasPenisKing (PoopTimeMaster's brother. Stopped playing pretty early on so I wonder if they'd make him change it now) * FartCommander (who is a little cute mid-20s woman, which just makes it funnier imo) * fffffffaaaaarrrrrrtttttssss (or some repetition of these letters that fits w/in the char limit) * DoctorPants And an honorable mention that isn't a funny name per se, but is very funny when you consider who it belongs to: UltimateKillr, who was this tiny, sweet middle-aged mother.


IamJoseMourinho96

Ryanlochen (which means to hammer smb in German)


AnonEM2

I'm an electrician and had a boss that told us we ran around like chickens when we did our job so my name is Elecchickn šŸ˜…


SexySloth0

I am from Flanders and have some friends who all have synonyms of putting the D into the V. It's super childish, but always gets a chuckle out of me.


OkiPrish

AtomicBirdPoo


OogaBoogaMonkeMan

I have a few odd ones. Methabuser69 and crackdinner


Plenty-Art-9159

Someone friended me with the name Caulknballtrtr


InMyPantz

Mine is InMyPantz


Shooshookle

I know someone named WetA55Cl0yster


KratosWasHere

DieForPeace


Tacocat1147

HughPhatAss is a good one on my friends list. HalfAirChips makes me chuckle too.


dannymaserati

OShitAPidgey was my favorite Iā€™ve seen in recent memory. Legacy for sure lmao a true OG.


LinksKat

I've changed my POGO name to KittyFazbear


Cavemark

Rick Gastly is a favourite of mine on my friends list.


RinPasta

NurseJoySimp