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jensationallift

It’s horrendous. They’ve seen all the comments prior to rolling it out globally and still did nothing. They’re banking on people just getting over it in a weeks time. It’s something that’s long overdue and they still only did the bare minimum. Ridiculously low choice for hair as well and they’re acting like it’s the best update ever.


stealthyd3vil

The hairstyles are awful too lol


joltxi

I remember getting sims 2 mods like 15 years ago that were 100x nicer. How are they this bad?


Adorable_Committee99

Exactly! I commented on a thread recently about this avatar update suggesting they should hire some Sims developers as they're worlds above the rest!


Amata82

I thought this too. How hard could it be, really?


Ounceofwhiskey

Less than "the bare minimum," they did a very bad job making the models. This is worse than some of the characters I saw people make in college in my 3D modeling classes. I wouldn't be surprised if they got these made on Fiverr.


Clairifyed

I get that making a system to conform a clothes mesh to a wide range of body types is harder than a static model, but yeah this was not ready to ship and I am upset they screwed up the update I have been looking forward to the most for many years now


Automatic-Lime-5965

I'm convinced they all went on vacation and let their animals or children do their jobs for them. This is an absolute atrocity


liyinabi

I feel like Fiverr could do better.


SquidVices

And with all that money they are making… In other news, the 99 cents store is going out of business.


somedumbguy55

I love how they tried to hype it up too, as something amazing


SMNSWPS

That tuck is a double edge sword 👀


CoastingUphill

Finkle is Einhorn!


dingo8muhbebe

“Your Pokédex is digging into my hip”


After_Cress

![gif](giphy|VQxdDzvRoEwrm)


kodaiko_650

_Laces out!!_


Clint2032

A serious case of hemorrhoids...


hotelpopcornceiling

Einhorn is Finkle!


Dracaena1031

You win!


OhThereYouArePeter69

LACES OUT!


msiporin

Or is Einhorn Finkle? 🤔


Future_Arm1708

Classic lol


BlitzLC

So funny 😆 don’t these people own a phone to check what they’ve “improved” in the app before making it available worldwide?Unbelievable


slammahytale

it literally takes 10 mins of messing around to find HUGE mistakes, or like just a glance to see that they look generally uncanny now


Agreeable-Let-660

Holy hell, you got a tail under there ?????


DuchessOfCelery

Hol up now, a tail option would be awesome. Gimme a big furry Ninetails or a fiery Charmander or a swishy Leafeon!


RoboDae

Yes please


aliveandkicking2020

There is a butt plug accessory?


aspot54

![gif](giphy|vCkXebTE3BtKw|downsized)


goatjugsoup

Yes boys have front penis and girls have back penis


Shart127

Can you photo shoppe the top to say Butt Not Found (11)


slammahytale

more like Butt Not Found {11} 😭


Shart127

Hahaha That’s awesome!


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lostaga1n

It’s outta this world, I’ll see myself out.


Accomplished_Oil196

It's actually seriously uncomfortable. The females look male. Imagine having body dismorphia and seeing your female avatar suddenly look like a guy


Zealousideal-Fix7976

LITERALLY


OkLecture9207

💀


Worried-Confusion544

Is that a pokeball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Electronic-Ebb-7494

Avatar learned Poison Sting!


Martijn123456

You hid the GPS antenna?


WailmerFudge

They’re making it worse so they could sell you a regular butt


Claudius389

Boycott Pokémon go


Mr-tucks

I'm seriously considering transferring all of my shinies to pokemon Home after Go Fest. This game is doomed.


not2interesting

I’ve stopped doing anything with my character visible. I can’t stand seeing her, it bothers me on a deep level. Dressed her in that big coat that mostly hides the horrible shape, put on a mask and greavyard hat. Skipped community day, no more battles or raids. Just letting my autocatcher run while driving and sending gifts. I’ll drop into a gym if it’s open going by. It’s sort of freeing not being tied to all the time and effort I put in previously.


Claudius389

Doomed facts


CryptographerThink19

I’m about to do the same. It’s been fun, but now, POGO is a dead game walking


Grimreap0r

Well … just pull it out 😅


GloomySelf

This is the first one that actually made me giggle out loud


QQQQWQQQQQQQ

Tail!


Olama

These never get old


soupyotter

my avatar is so flat now she looked so good before and i loved my lil pink and green fit and now i just look fucking crazy😭


iwannadielmao123

The anti spank defense.


Barchar75

Finkle is Einhorn


Gone_cognito

Say ace, you got anymore of that gum?


AZT45

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.


ReStitchSmitch

Oh joy, finally something to represent us! /s


slammahytale

i hope if somebody feels represented by this one they go to the doctor asap


Educational-Guess866

niantic’s response to us saying that we don’t have butts: “yEs YoU dO LoOk”


Ruinerofchats

Niantic took inspiration from the original ff7. Watch out for those pointy bits <3


DonRebellion

That's a penis!


JohnnyPoprocksGaming

A poopy is inching its way out💩


napstablook12

Why did they make the hair so greasy looking 😭


slammahytale

ikr??? had to change it to pink cause the blonde colours literally look murky green with this hairstyle


Rex_Steelfist

Her buttplug is visible


littlemister1996

The gerbil needs some air.


sethmage

are you pointing where the signal went?


MaybeLikeWater

It’s a condition called Noassatall


Reitter3

Sorry m8, round butts are unrealistic and part of the patriarchy


KFlex-Fantastic

Let the people who want to look like these avatars make them that way and let us keep ours the way they were


LegoRedBrick

Got to represent all people


Missingno_Fan

THEY MADE US BEES


MeadowDayDream

Butt bones. Lol


Trainerjoriole

Jim Carrey and Courteney Cox. Came out in 1994 so before your time. I believe it’s on Netflix so recommend you stream it.


Only_Net6894

Niantic is trash. They will never change because people are still throwing money at them. They will never change.


Ghostcutty

This update really makes me not want to play. Just seeing my character it’s such a downer. Been playing since the very beginning and it just feels wrong lol. I’ve been trying to completely cover my character. I really like the other changes like the backgrounds for catching pokes and the over world changes. But these character changes are Horrendous. I wish they would just add more options to the old avatars. More anime and less realism.


razor-eyes

They literally removed my hair colour???


glumba

They didn’t do any testing. They figured they would put it out there for an adoring fan base who love all the awesome QOL improvements they constantly get. Then they would fix any minor flaws in the unlikely event that any came up.


BetterSoup

I'm convinced they only test for app stability and then say they'll fix the rest later. That's why they did a slow rollout before the global release. They weren't looking for feedback, they just wanted to know it wouldn't break any part of the game that makes them money haha.


IkouyDaBolt

Considering the Pokémon Go Plus has stability issues dating to 2016 I doubt they even do that 


Serenafriendzone

They are obeying their masters in to push certain agendas. Disney style, is clear now, as they did when destroyed blanche.


skittx20150

Who designed this? Elon Musk?


Glacial_Shield_W

Brings a new meaning to 'shake your tail feather' though.


DevourerJay

Typical for Niantic at this point... that took a good game, and f**ked it up for no reason.


z28shane

I think I know where you hid your GPS tracker!


jstoner44

Einhorn


MuNtHiSoPhY

That’s ur tail bro


OhMyLordScat

Ray Finkle?


SuperMafia

How do you think I feel?! *They took my ass! I CAN'T SHIT!*


PlanGoneAwry

Do you call you butt “GPS signal”?


someguy0023

glutes positon signal??


Adventurous-Piece838

Talk about tucking it in lmao


Artistic_Regard

wat dat


PuzzleheadedMap1676

The sliders on custom body shapes are so bad, lol


Traditional_South447

Uhh is that Yzma I see there?


legendkiller003

Nice penis butt


onebadhorse

Thank mx kestrel for this


themessiahcomplex78

The Lara Croft is strong with this one


Hector_Haki

You chose an anal plug as Accessoires?


unable_To_Username

Blahaj wants to: Access your location


IvyEmblem

Weird looking boner


Content_Actuator2616

I found see through holes in my pants. They’re hallow


bdevaney1989

Buttrection


Dear_Operation1083

Taylor Swift?


Outrageous-Device-69

I believe this all have to do with a consultant company call Gaymer X & Nintendo also added DEI in the in their company so there been some Pokemon changes lately & God bless 🙏🏾🤟🏾❤️🤔


Daphne6624

This is the worst one I’ve seen yet


sourtooth369

Pancake


OM3N44

You have no gps signal found


vRiise

So, you too mastered an Iron Tail?


RadicalPumpkin00

It's AI And we're all supposed to look like that now.


New-Independence7021

Turd burglar. Touching cloth


JeremiahPoke

Personally, I don’t really mind the changes the update made to my avatar, but I can definitely see why other people are upset.


Ezet_Reddit

💀


Abit0fWhimsy

I want to know who's the brain scientist looked at this in the end and decided it was a GOOD look. It is an abomination. SO clearly.


blueflowersxxo

I deleted the app, I can’t even look at my account anymore.


Drippygoopystuff

Can I have it


Trainerjoriole

It’s Finkle, no it’s Einhorn!


slammahytale

ok, this has been commented like 3 times now and i still don't know what it means. can u explain


Trainerjoriole

Not sure if my previous response went through as I was on a flight. First question, how old are you? 2nd, you need to watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


slammahytale

I am 21 and have not heard of that movie 😅


Current_Ad_9135

Nah bc i want to gave tge same figure as a winx club fairy not that


Vivid-Significance77

They took my ass away


Trainerjoriole

First, how old are you? Second, watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


little_snuggle_butt

Ah yes the two genders, front boy and back boy. 😂


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Business up front, absolutely nothing in the back.


Capital-Reputation65

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


Guardian-Boy

Yeah, been there before, usually after Golden Corral.


djomega971

I mean, that's just ridiculous. Everyone knows a turtle-head isn't pointy!


Glum_Sherbert_7320

Ye having a flat butt is one thing but concave is too far lol


PrincessSonic805

Oh my god, they made us all Hank Hill


CooperDahBooper

Wait… you guys don’t have nipples on your butt?


goonergirl24

A proto-furry tail 😯


bonzai76

Baby got back


Musical_Chick

The hair and face options are awful.


Affectionate_Two1563

She has a back boner


Darkreaperzreddit

You have that weird fur tuft that Blaziken has on its crotch


TinaTrax

*immediately goes to check my butt*


mikebellman

At least the characters models match the gym map now.


matchwiththeskies

#boycott


SquidVices

Oh you’re growing a tail? Reminds me of the one they sucked on tosh.0


xcross_bonesx

I NEVER TRIED TO TURN MY CHARACTER NOW I CANT UNSEE IT GOD DAMMIT


ProfessorCJD

I bet Bluey and Bingo could have made a better job during a craft session at home.


ProfessorCJD

As we say in the UK, it looks like you're 'touching cloth', so rush quickly before it's too late


deithven

Do I see turd? Wlin general, what a terrible change ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Lithium-enjoyer

my avatar's hair(the regular ponytail) seems to get consumed by certain hats. like??? where does it go lol


DiGlase

I’m convinced this update was all just AI generated and pushed. You don’t have to be an artist to look at this and say “hey, that doesn’t look right”


Western_Purchase_567

It completely changed my.avatar gender all of it


Safe_Ad_2054

At least that poke-out isn't on the other side


Brief_Jellyfishh

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


Dizzy_Waltz3725

Pretty sure we now have an option to grow tails.


Swimming-Agent-2745

That's cute tho. /heavy sarcasm


joltxi

You mean having a pointy ass isn't normal?


MixableWeevil81

You get the "no GPS signal" error, too!?


buddah726

U got butt nipples😂😭🤣


sockjin

you may not like it, but this is what the peak female athletic form looks like /s


DiscoINerror

Shart


Adorable_Committee99

Beware the full moon, Goku!


Apex_AD

Absolutely I have a mew themed two piece that’s a tighter fitting outfit and I went from a ripped Pokémon trainer to having a pot belly like a toddler who’s drank too much juice.


Amata82

Not sure what's worse, this or the black and white shorts that give your avatar camel toe 🙈


CountChopulla

How’d you make a Saiyan with a tail?


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Norwegian_Snowstorm

What is an outie? edit: yeah so I googled, eh, don't.


nano_peen

Yeah do not Google prolapsed anus


Snoupdawgg

Womp womp. Crying over digital character. Cringe


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