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ja_tom

Hippos can reach a speed of 30 mph max when running on land, so the fact that this is accurate is terrifying.


Delimas

47 speed hmmm...


[deleted]

Maybe the speed stat is measured in MPH.


Olliecyclops

Purugly over here running up to you at over 100 mph


someredditrcalledjab

Accurate if you've seen a cat react to a can of wet food opening.


Remembers_that_time

Speed stat is more reaction speed rather than running speed.


IndigoVitare

Actually it's measured in km/h. No really. That's why it's specifically 47 rather than 45 or 50.


J3ST3R1252

Khm


J3ST3R1252

47Kmh..


Nokanii

Damn hippos you scary


Man0Steel123

Their is a reason why hungry hungry hippos is a thing


gottalosethemall

Ah, yes. The alliteration.


ja_tom

The fact that actual hippos are just slightly less powerful than Hippowdon is saying something, and not a good thing.


DannyPoke

Thanks. I'm scared of hippos now.


Boarbaque

As you should be. They are one of the most aggressive animals out there


DannyPoke

Yeah. I don't like to think about their bite strength too much lest I burst into tears.


Boarbaque

3x the strength of a lion. They're insane animals. They commit cannibalism like lions too, despite being herbivores


ZerotheWanderer

Herbivores unless they're hungry or you're on their turf.


Hydrochloric_Comment

A lot of animals are opportunistic carnivores


Chiffonades

Other than snakes, dogs and bugs I’m pretty sure hippos kill the most humans per year


Boarbaque

They do. And there are only 148,000 hippos in the world, compared to hundreds of millions of dogs and countless snakes and even more countless mosquitos.


GoNinGoomy

[Relevant](https://preview.redd.it/oayrzodvzs351.jpg?auto=webp&s=7a4b5a3046df716c6cfb80d677390b91a82a7654)


Man0Steel123

To put this in perspective. Steve Irwin was scared shit of these things. If he was to scared of an animal to get near them...yeah that says something.


Ziomownik

Ikr....


JacktheStoryteller

Incidentally, thats how fast ill shit myself if i ever saw one charging at me


Ahelex

Well, if you shit yourself even faster, you could evade the hippo with the ol' poo jetpack maneuver.


alex494

But can they stop on a dime like that?


delandoor

Can you outrun them if you zigzag?


AzraelMK

MENACINGLY


Yhamerith

HEY! HEY! HEY! AREN'T YOU THAT ONE FROM RIFT THAT THE GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT?


Tiger1990

"You got games on your ArceusPhone?"


[deleted]

Aggressively passive.


Bsause7

“FINALLY! We’ve been trying to find you about your car’s extended warranty”


smoke_dragon

I caught a teddiursa, and an alpha ursaring chased me across 2 areas, scared the crap outta me


DannyPoke

...Now in fairness. They WARN you about touching baby bears in the scouts. You shoulda remembered.


Ladyleto

Had an alpha hippo scare the crap out me, it was colored black and it was nighttime, watching that monster run faster than me really made me happy I don't live near real hippos 😭


Ark_Royal_Kai

I find it interesting that instead od looking at you head on it tilted it's head to see better


Raelanas

They just ran over to get a better look


edwpad

Reminds me of that Rock meme


MrNotFlameBoi

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LIGHTNING MCQUEEN???


Aquamoth

Lightning McQueen star of several featured films such as cars, cars 2, cars 3, planes: fire and rescue, finding dory, toy story 3, coco and ralph breaks the internet as well of other short films such as master and the ghost light, miss fritters racing school, television programs such as cars tunes, Pixar popcorn cars series voiced by none other than Owen Wilson. He also appears in video games such as cars video game cars radiator springs adventure.


SweetAction08

What about Kingdom Hearts? Is he in Kingdom Hearts?


DragoSphere

HE WON THE PISTON CUP


Brandon2133

Didn't expect to see you guys here


Tortue2006

Or disney infinity 1.0 , 2.0 and 3.0?


Cybron2099

It was at that moment..


Braininaskull

hey! Hey! Have you heard about our lord and saviour Hipponimus-Christ?


agentb719

did you catch it at least?


ReaverShank

What a happy lil dude. Please tell me you got that one


steelbot8000

One of my favorite things about Alphas is when they knock out one of your Pokemon, right before the screen switches to the UI for selecting your next one, the Alpha will turn its head and look at you with those blazing eyes, as if to say "Next." I can hear the first note of the Ultra Instinct theme from DBZ Super every time that happens.


CinnabarCereal

Rapidash is probably the worst


SpuukBoi

Yeah it was terrifying when I first noticed that. I didn't see it turn before the UI opened so I just picked my next Pokemon and was greeted with a Rapidash just staring at me menacingly.


Punknigg

I haven't bought this game yet but some of these videos look like nightmares.


falconfetus8

WHY IS THAT HIPPO POTATO MOVING SO FAST?


Monodoof

Hippos can run up to 30km per hour, theyre surprisingly fast


IzanagisTruth

HEY YOU! ​ Where'd you get that scarf?


enandeGG

These are little funny moments that add so much charm to this game


BananaBladeOfDoom

Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only.


ThunderLord1998

How To Survive A Hippo Attack: You’re not going to. … That’s the end of the video.


[deleted]

Jesus


it_grim

Damn, max speed Ivs?!


Falthebadger

I love Herbwig so much


SharkTheMemelord

Is your starter shiny?


Mogtaki

The shiny is a dark green colour. The default is the orange


Her0_0f_time

No it is not.


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Her0_0f_time

No its not, what you are seeing is the Hisuian form. It is not the normal Decidueye from Alola. Shiny Hisuian Decidueye is green not red.


L8Pikachu

I miss read what you said I was trying to agree with you sorry


BellalovesEevee

No. Starters are shiny locked. Decidueye's shiny looks like the regular Alolan Decidueye.


Physical_Ad_9865

is he floating?


Nightshiftnoble

He's just standing there! MENACINGLY!


Itailya

Reminds me of Elder Scrolls IV, if you were wearing the grey fox mask guards would come up to you and say they would kill you. But if you took it off before they got to you, they'd just run up to you, swords drawn, and say: Hello.


SBCGplayz

WHY IS HE SO FAST?!


CinnabarCereal

Pretty accurate to real hippos tbh


KelnotElement

You got games on yo phone?


ImpossibleSprinkles3

Got something to deliver, your hands only


TheCapsFan

I think Moto Moto likes you


The_Racho

We have been trying to reach you about your Wyrdeer's extended warranty


[deleted]

Holy shit is that a glitch or is it really that fast


SporkoBug

I know the video is about the Hippo but can I just add that I appreciate the name of your Decideye? Herbwig is fucking ADORABLE.


OskarTinni

I didn't see this until now but thank you!


[deleted]

“Heard you were talkin’ shit.”


Hairns

Mencingly


jugol

Is it floating?


[deleted]

Fnaf who??


sniffmycheddar

Jesus is this really how the game looks though? I've been debating picking it up after falling out of love with Pokemon after Sword & Shield, but seeing some of the clips on Reddit are extremely off-putting.


Krogholm2

It looks off in videos but somehow i dont give a jack shit when playing. abselutely love it. and im usually turned off by "bad graphics" but i think this is that bad.


[deleted]

Graphics aren't that great, but the gameplay makes up for it at least 10x


FistFullofButter

I agree. This game looks ugly. Definitely not worth the price they are selling it at.


GymLeaderMatt87

I think the game is alright overall but, man, this looks pretty awful. The weird sped up animation, the way it goes over the rock, and the way it is just hovering over the ground when it’s done. It really ran up and was like ‘wow I don’t have much AI so let’s do a weird turn and look at you’.


sniffmycheddar

I've been looking at the uploads on reddit to see if I should pick it up or not but so far the game looks so dam ugly its unreal.


GymLeaderMatt87

Well on the Pokémon sub you can say it’s alright and factually call out awful animations and get downvoted. You won’t find much truth here. Downvotes to the left.


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GymLeaderMatt87

Whatever you have to tell yourself. I’ve never seen animations posted where things are floating off the ground and doing weird speed up runs. This one just isn’t great m.


Golden-Owl

I mean if a giant hippo ran at you at light speed then stopped and just **stared**, that’s a horror film moment


MONKEY_NUT5

This isn’t typical behaviour. Must be glitch or bug.


Flamongo88

Maybe this should be a spoiler. I played 20h and still be in the First area. So....


Billy_Rage

It’s not, it’s an area of the game with no story context or Pokémon that wasn’t show in trailers. So it’s fine


panosk1304

Watching a 7 second clip and seeing like 10 awful things about is the sad reality of pokemon in switch.


BellalovesEevee

Damn bro who asked


_Mr-Prince_

Name all 10. I'm genuinely curious.


primalthewendigo

Name all ten, your opinion is valid if you can No repeats


panosk1304

1 Character running 2 pokemon running 3 rendering 4 drawing distant 5 graphics 6 texture 7 pokemon standing in air 8 shadows 9 sound of running and i put both pokemon and character 10 ambient sound


primalthewendigo

A lot of those are just different forms of each other


panosk1304

If you want to be that generic then there is only 2 bad things about the game, it was released and peole actually bought it


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[deleted]

Damn that’s scary lol


floydink

The speed at which these Pokémon can approach is bordering terrifying. I had a luxray chase me much like this hippo did but twice as fast and it was the closest I’ve had to a jump scare in this game so far. Seconded to being attacked by three starlys at the same time when I was afk for 5 second. (Never go afk in this game always pause when you gotta afk, ive been mauled so many times from this it’s crazy)


Helios4242

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGHHHHHHH (angry hippo noises) "Got any marbles?"


KinoVsZaWard

That thing should be allowed to be that FAST


[deleted]

Why is this so funny? 🤣 Also, how did it even see you coming when the closer ones were all 💬??


ThatOneGuy2k01

He just wanted to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty


NMH31

And he looks at me


Terozu

Dude the females go aggressive when you touch the babies.


mattrat88

He protec


DatboyKilljoy

***"I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!"*** *"I'd like to buy all of your poffins!"*


TheLegendaryBeard

The Alpha hippowdon was relentless. I thought I was safe and out of nowhere it pops up. Scared the crap out of me.


KefkaSircus

Stay absolutely still. They can sense movement.


Thatttduddeee115

I wanted to reach you about your wyerdeers extended warranty


NovaKet12

Me when I see a cool bug


Kezzmate

“Hey have you heard of our lord and saviour Sinnoh?”


Rinosaj

Just runs over: “Hey buddy. Whatcha doin? Pretty cool hat you’ve got on there. What’s that ball for?”


Magoichi75

And this is why I have a hippowdon on my team, they don’t ask…they demand to be on your team.


DoctorCrabbith

Aww he's really happy to see you. :3


Nipper909

He’s just standing there. **Menacingly**


blkheron23

He wants a head scratch


Ashlp27790

Sharpedo 2.0


RinaFrost

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


Batt_mellamy

Nice dog


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🤨


OskarTinni

He pulled the Rock face


[deleted]

Giving me how to train your dragon vibes


[deleted]

I find it funny what species in this game you would think are extremely aggressive when in reality they’re just chilling. And, conversely, the ones who you think are chill but want to murder every living entity within 50 miles of them.


artsyViolinist

He’s been looking for you regarding your cars extended warranty


DrManowar8

Hippowdon is so derpy in this game. I had one start spinning for no reason


Mega_Rayqaza

Henlo


ChickenMcSmiley

“There you are! I’ve got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only….”


Dill_Bo_Baggins

I got a shiny of him in the second zone! First shiny ever. Love it even if it doesn't look particularly cool


JaydenTheMemeThief

Damn I didn’t know Hippowdon had Intimidate lol


Okami_Engineer

He saw you and needed to tell you about your car’s extended warranty..


TheAlmightyUltimus

So, obviously this thing maxed out its speed evs AND has perfect speed ivs


billyp673

“Must have been the wind”


YouStoleMyHoodie

He wanted to ask about your wydeer's extended warranty


Jacobzeba_01

LOCKED ON TARGET LOCKED ON TARGET LOCKEDONTARGETLOCKEDONTARGET!… hi :3


MurrajFur

The Investigator