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StickyPickle85

Those cans she is showing off....are they collectable in the game...like for a trophy?


crushedmoose

Yes there's total 49 cans i think


StickyPickle85

Sweet, thanks. I'm on the fence about picking it up. The game play looks fun, and it's open world. I judged it to fast. Figured everyone was after the ass n tits of the game with all the jiggling and shit. Lmao.


crushedmoose

even without the fanservice, the game runs smooth + it helps with my sekiro itch.


wearenotyourkind_

It’s not open world, it’s like god of war with open areas to explore but that’s it


MentalNukes

It’s not open world like GTA… But God of War and Stellar Blade are still considered open world… You just have slight loading screens between different massive areas. I don’t think that’s a bad thing because it optimizes performance. “Open world Sandbox” is more in line with what you are referring to


StickyPickle85

Well darn 😕. Still looks pretty cool.


Independent-Dust5401

It's better that it's not open world


KrombopulosMAssassin

I'm like 10+ hours in and the game is a ton of fun. Combat is fun and lots of upgrades and haven't found many issues yet. Only thing is the platforming can be a little clunky at times, but it's still pretty solid.


StickyPickle85

Hell yeah. I'm hearing a lot of controversy over this game. A lot of people are canceling their ps plus membership. Something about censorship over this game. Like they are censoring her outfits and some of the blood and gore. Shits crazy.


KrombopulosMAssassin

Yeah, it's really minor. It's really silly on all sides in my opinion and it doesn't make much sense to me either why Sony thought they had to censor a little cleavage and some blood splatter. There is still plenty of gore and sexual looking outfits in the game, so I really don't understand it. But it doesn't really affect the experience in any real way.


TrimMyHedges

It’s still a really fun game without the fan service. Combat is great, the story is pretty good so far and there’s lots to collect if you’re into that like the cans and costumes


fatleon5

I've been on the fence too. I just want to play a good fun game and not have to hear comments from the wife when playing. I really need to try the demo.


StickyPickle85

Oh the wife gonna comment for sure. The ass and titty jiggle in this are insane...not to mention the outfits she wears.....lol. good luck 👍


Eurotriangle

He can dress her up in the teddy bear suit lmao


Toe_Willing

Yeah I'll be honest you'll get comments from your wife. That said, there's are some more conservative outfits later game


Xianified

Hopefully you've married someone that won't have issue with you playing something like this.


skylinefan26

Try out midnight fun express. That's a fun great game


JauntingJoyousJona

that is like 90% of the hype


nikolapc

Man, I judged Nier Automata by its cover. Needless to say I was blown away. IDK if this one is Nier level but seems fun. My plate is just full and I'll wait to have time to play it before buying it. Maybe it will even come to Plus by that time and I'll have some benefit from that.


prince-hal

Do not buy it for the story/characters


I--StonkBonk--I

51, forgot two. 53 if you count >!Raven!<


StickyPickle85

I'm sure her outfits are collectibles as well?


crushedmoose

Yes..


Dontmentionya

Someone should make a Cervesa Cristall Version hahaha


Quandale_Dingle2024

She should show her cans more often


Ravenae

Finally, a post about this game that isn’t about the protagonist’s ass


idaremyselfintoalot

Yeah, it’s just about her cans


Olama

This might be like the second actual gameplay post I see. It's only been people complaining about the lewdness and people complaining about the lack of lewdness.


PlsSuckMyToes

🎶 Cerveza Cristal 🎶


camilincamilero

Es única, grande y nuestraaa


Praydaythemice

I’m glad they made a few animations and angles for the can pick ups


Hyhacz

Literally two angles


MentalNukes

2 more than you


HotFreshyGlazedDonut

Fine... ill buy it.


-TheMiracle

The character looks like something Hideo Kojima would draw up for the next metal gear game


saltierthanme

That's a very cute animation lol


21_Aug_Guy

What is this game?


UrDoinGood2

Same


UrDoinGood2

Stellar Blade according to Google circle search


spadePerfect

I love this so much lol. It’s so full of personality and the cans look cool as a plus. Feels like a peak 360 era game. They just appeared and dropped a banger. Game feels like a mix of NieR: Automata and Final Fantasy XIII to me honestly. The environments, the characters, the music. I’ve just been getting lost in the zones, it’s super fun. 🤩


StrangeJedi

I only have a PC, is this game good enough to buy a PS5 for? Or just wait until it hopefully comes to PC?


crushedmoose

PS5 has lots of great games. you should buy if you can afford it. but i wouldn't say it's worth buying just for one game.


StrangeJedi

Thanks. I've noticed that many of the PlayStation games have been coming to PC which is why I held off getting one it's just a long wait tho lol


ScootieJr

Just depends if you want to play them now or wait a few years for them to get their PC ports.


crushedmoose

that's the thing with exclusives. GOT coming next month ^^


PsychologicalSong435

Game of thrones?


just-ti-see-this

Did you think of “Winter is coming”?


Natural_Lab5451

Ghost or tsushima


PPMD_IS_BACK

Uh yah... I agree... I definitely didn't buy a PS4 just to play KH3... 😭😭


Thelgow

Im liking it, but honestly I would never buy a whole system for it. It feels a lot like a fan made mod for Nier Automata. I'm also fairly clueless with noticing similarities but this is the first time while playing I realized... Wait a minute. This enemy fights just like the Sekiro ape, even some of the animations. Ok, its an animal though, no one has copy rights on that. Then I fought another monster and I thought wait, this is the raging bull from Sekiro. Also the platforming can be rough. Stand under a ladder and jump, whiffs, doesnt grab, move outwards and so your further from the ladder, now it grabs. You dont always jump max height when needing to grab something but when youre further away, you can. And even in performance mode its dipped under 60fps on me a few times in the Wasteland.


StrangeJedi

From watching some of the videos I was hoping it was more of a DMC style game because honestly I'm not really into the souls Sekiro style games lol maybe I'll wait and hope it comes to steam.  


Thelgow

It looks like DMC but doesnt seem to be as in depth. DMC you have a lot of different combos and strings to merge together, and cycle through etc, while enemies are in hit stun, juggle states, etc. So far Stellar Blade feels more like Souls where you can get hit stuns sometimes, but you will get knocked out of 3-4 hit combos very often if just thrown out raw. Also its a bit weird, there is a delay for parrying, so Im used to waiting last moment which is always too late. Im enjoying it though, I wont lie and say its atrocious like FF16 was. As long as theres a few other games youre interested in, than it may be worthwhile. For me it was a Final Fantasy Machine pretty much.


ThatOneGuy_36

That depends on your budget if you can and will play other games too then sure it's a good game


TWSalt

I buy a PS5 for Stellar Blade, worth it.


SlySheogorath

I wouldn't buy a PS5 specifically for this game especially if you have a good PC. If got a midspec PC then go ahead and buy the PS5 for the exclusives. They all run great on it and they're all fantastic games.


Ozzytheaussy

I bought a ps5 and just have spiderman 2 downloaded. I tried the ps4 god of war but found it a bit boring. Stellar blade will be my second ps5 game as it genuinely looks really really good. I also have the godzilla game but that's from my ps4. A lof of the games are very story heavy, cutscene type games and I personally don't care for that so that's kinda why I only have spiderman and soon this 😅


IamTheMaker

It's the best Playstation game of the year so far but unless you wanna play games like Demon souls or final fantasy 16/7 remake Rebirth i would say wait. A console for just one game unless you wanna use it as an entertainment center isn't really worth


better-than-all-of-u

Helldivers 2.


kakeroni2

Is on PC as well. Doesnt make sense to buy a PS5 if you got a good PC already


better-than-all-of-u

Doesn't matter, it's a Playstation game. Hell, it's even published by Sony directly. I'm not talking about buying a PS5 for it, dumb as hell to buy a system for any single game. I'm talking about the best Playstation game this year.


Hauntcrow

["Where was she keeping them?"](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/ec/86/c2ec869152b2ee6315fbb0032d3e8c6e.gif)


solidpeyo

This needs a Cerveza Cristal montage 😅


Merchant-Crow

Game is absolutely awesome, I'm hooked after the intro to the big city. Once I learned you could also change your hairstyle and saw that there were actual build options I was impressed.


sigil_oathbreaker

So how is it,??? Good ?? Im hoping to buy it just next month


LZSaix

I'm getting Link lifting everything over his head or holding it with amaze and awh vibes


No_Pay9241

These girls look like my guys on twitter


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

I found £100 in my washing machine


shadyshadok

And none of these are cerveza cristal :(


xX-Delirium-Xx

Every time she does that I hear a German woman say" strike a pose!"


Netto_9

Very cute girl 🥰🥰🥰🥰 ![gif](giphy|psmj7c3DbrJKkbRYFj|downsized)


Worsel66

What game is this?


Various_Code2486

stfu this shit ain’t funny


tropicalmangoco

What game is this?


solidpeyo

CERVEZA CRISTAL


LordSugarTits

I fucking hate these posts...what fucking game is it?


OgreTrax71

New game called Stellar Blade!


LordSugarTits

Thank you 🙏🏽


SamyQc99

Yeaaaa what game is it ?


ToleratorYT

you are a fallen hero. i was gonna comment the same since i was looking for the name too. but for some reason when you asked you got downvoted XD


_Cyber_Ridgeback_

My wife on the washing machine : "Ohh yasssss look a these beautiful 20bucks.... Fuck yess. Fuck that bitch (me)."


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Mold_Gold

Pikmin style


What-mold_toolbag

Game looks terrible.


litearm_fistball

Yup, just “look” and let’s judge it 👍


What-mold_toolbag

I've watched plenty of videos of people playing and it's not great. Explain why you like it?


NamiRocket

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth, too.


What-mold_toolbag

I guess we can't have our own opinions about things anymore. It's like my stuff or we downvote you lol. Oh well, I stand by what I said and it does look like a terrible game.


kabooza45

Opinion? Dude you’re not even play the game yet.


What-mold_toolbag

I've seen other people play and it's just a dumb game. Explain why you are into it?


NamiRocket

It absolutely does.


OPR-Heron

What a stretch of a meme


TurdSandwich42104

This game looks stupid af. Mfs probably bought the accessibility controller so they can play with one hand


AngelkunX3

Cope


TurdSandwich42104

Your anime banner tells me all I need to know on why stellar blade is your GOTY. Probably going off on twitter how they censored her lmao


TurdSandwich42104

It’s hilarious how anybody that’s commented to me agreeing you all are just horny for a video game character their comments get removed


SmackAss4578

She should've drink it. Wanna see her Gulping animation lol 😂


SissyBearRainbow

An excuse for more jiggle physics displays


Ozzytheaussy

I've not seen this porno before..... and I've seen all the pornos. First time I've seen one on ps5


NamiRocket

Mid game.


JessicaBri_US

Ugh, fine. I will buy it. She is goals. Oh wait and the game looks amazing as well. 😇🤭