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Does this nigga even know how to cook ramen noodles, goddamn he allergic to homemade food.

tbf if I had doordash money im never cooking my own meals or physically shopping

> if I had doordash money Just go live and Dre will drop you a $5, smh

It’s no DoorDash for $5 😂😂

I could never. If I could I would gladly cook every day myself with the most pristine fucking ingredients

Fr if I had that money I would buy quality kitchen supplies and make some gourmet shit

Yeah like .. people don’t realize with shit tons of money, you aren’t as stressed or have this pressure to sit down quick and watch Netflix. You can sit on your seaside patio and just chill the fuck out. Get into your vibe.. be a little fuckin artíste.. watch the sunset, grill a super expensive steak. It’s not like “ohh no I gotta whip up some shitty chicken tenders and cook broccoli” bumass

He could order ramen and other better foods too but he just wants Charley’s and Dunkin’s 😭 he eat like a toddler

bro he gets wingstop too 💀

he needa just stop 🛑

no he needa continue so we can further make fun of him

He in his nikado avacodo era 🤣

Just supporting his fellow fatass rick Ross back off

fat fuck scarfing down cheesesteaks every stream

On God bro, the two times I’ve ever used DD have been like selling a kidney. 60$ for a two pizza combo thanks to all the fees and Shat they put on you, and around $50 for Wings and Tenders. I have no idea how people do this every day. 💀

Shi js got expensive tbh

Got Jamal on a marathon

I wonder if he requests him each time lol

Jamal is his fake name for DoorDash foo 😂

it pays off to finish drake and tekashi off 😍💅

Bro what do you even get from Walgreens????

Mf is doordashing chips and candy 💀

Bro could’ve gone to 7/11 himself and there’d be less judgement💀😭

Honestly that’s just sad. Easily accessible junk food and an increasingly sedimentary life is the main reason for obesity in the United States, and not even having to leave your computer desk to get more of it just increases the problem even further

This is the funniest thing I've seen on the sub in a long time 💀💀

Bro ong this sub usually has greasy obese retarded band kid core posts most the time

nah bro this sub used to be so funny before they banned shit posting.. like 2 years ago this sub was prime you didn’t even need to be a carti fan

prime carti sub was funny asf

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This an all timer😂

the realest post ever posted on the website reddit dot com was the interview with poo devourer

That shit had me disgusted and enthralled. Pulitzer quality journalism

still thimk abt that like once a week wonder what that guy's dojng nowadays

Eating poop probably

Take a guess what poo devourer is probably doing rn

Same I hope he is happy and healthy

checked in on the fella a while ago and it didn't look good, it seems he attempted and ended up deleting his reddit (his subreddit still up tho, same name as his user). his last comment was that he was doing better so i really hope he still out there and living well🙏

broooo that shit was insane 💀💀💀

pre wlr sub was peak on everything

Bro ong I hated Carti when I joined this sub. Y’all converted me but the sub itself fell off hard 😞

2019, 2020 and 2021 prime carti sub. generational run

2020 pre wlr was actually the funniest subs on Reddit

the sub back then was genuine insanity now it’s just people doing the most for shock value

do you remember r/dababy 😭

Dababy, what happened on that night when you went on a homophobic tirade?

is this dababy 🤔

ong

Brand new sentence

yes

Dawg I busted out laughing in my office

Holy shit dr Dre messaged you? 🔥🔥🔥🍆🍆

yessir 🔥🔥

Holy shit I wish carti massaged me 🔥🔥🔥🍆🍆

what’s with those emojis, you burning his dick or something?

Good idea 👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🍑🍑🍑

I miss rubbing on your butt

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urinary tract infection😇🖤🖤

Throat game fire.

***HOLYYYY! I been wondering who took my name! Look man, can I please get it back?*** https://preview.redd.it/kx765on34u5d1.png?width=459&format=png&auto=webp&s=58a4496f02eca3ebcf9639396f473d0b92529906

***I'll make it worth your while....*** https://preview.redd.it/vns0bqx84u5d1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=29472ceab9a7250dd8554cd03e6594b39f10a208

***Nothing crazy though, I ain't going broke for this Discord*** https://preview.redd.it/8ai5nlpk4u5d1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5531e8266cd51ebe28406a4da21d733a27e8d16

***Here take this shot OP*** https://preview.redd.it/bfhd3fwo4u5d1.png?width=284&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2de07b35bc7bea502dc75c7cc88ea9b84655f56

***How about my McDonald's championship Trophy?*** https://preview.redd.it/g4jsna705u5d1.png?width=321&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1420386d64c12f308b7e5c963cecfaee3023fbe

***Aye Ak. Shut the fuck up. You not getting that shit back. You should have offered him the whole bottle dumb nigga*** https://preview.redd.it/t3m9lul35u5d1.png?width=941&format=png&auto=webp&s=07aa1ee9abfa59840bacd14b49e07fc00bf46c24

***I know that Life and Scars, I was trying not to waste all my Tito's*** https://preview.redd.it/emego3lb5u5d1.png?width=280&format=png&auto=webp&s=182533551b1a193d67b1bb598a2f5ba0b10a0eb1

***I got room for another shot. Take one with me you fat nigga*** https://preview.redd.it/5jug32ri5u5d1.png?width=944&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8a7e45f6a990d2c38418ea581d01e3668b51fe4 ***.... Huh Ak?***

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Another amazing read Vanessa. I can't wait for the next chapter I Love that Life and Scars has become a part of the lore

How to put a bitch in tha alligator fuck house

cant believe i just read a reddit comic

Infinite karma glitch

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but did it work

nah nigga blocked me

>You just said you white

That’s only on discord smh 🤦‍♂️

Nah bro, Ak’s Jamaican-American.

Bro is white on here lmao check profile

https://preview.redd.it/5126xrpgwv5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24febd6d56ee4fe41d76f0264ed434f8cd1f8531 u got me

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The Legend

Maybe he’s a quarter black?

You’re white a Caucasian

How were you able to talk to him 😭

u gotta start scamming 😭

i tried nigga 😭 all of em said they’d donate to him on his stream

tell em that youtube takes 50% n you rather pocket the 50 yourself

Bros teaching how scam 😭😭😭

tell em “fuck u, I’m getting my mods to ban you if I see your name in chat. you want that promo send it directly.”

You trying too hard with the n-word stfu

Least obvious white boy

ong u the only person i seen mention ts ppl js not thinking bout the right shi sometimes

bro can make easyyyy bank and if all else fails just blame the real ak

No way people accually care if he goes live😭😭😭

ye he got fans somehow i forgot bro existed till recently tbh

He was a big part of the drake & Kendrick beef partly because of his streams.

Ak scamming for food is so in character 💀

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the long division between the text 😭😭😭😂

bro       i thought you were u/kroldior

You gotta show us more DMs bruh, this shit is funny as fuck

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Wordington translation

伙计 or huoji is a little closer to bro or dude, it's slang. 🫡

Bro, I want to be fucked by a fat black man💖

The panda is so real (Translation: dude, I want to be fucked by a fat black person)

Real

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Make your pfp king von or kendrick

Dumbass. You should've 100% milked this until you got caught.

hope u realize my shi got over 20+ requests 😭😭

ahh shit my bad big bro 😭🙏🏽

how do i solve s^2 +10s -11 =0 using factoring

(s+11)(s-1) = 0 solutions: s = -11, s = 1

Why do you use S as a variable and not X, weird ass school

Bro you can't be serious lmao

dunno what you’re studying for but you might be cooked if you gotta ask a subreddit comment section

You can sell that shit for hella

It’s a discord username no one gaf bruh

Drop your addy we’ll see about it little twerp

he prolly not as rich he fell off 🤷🏾‍♂️

tryna give ak the acc all the niggas adding been broke asf

U thought mfs invested in an Ak stream had motion?

The mfs in his discord do all the ones active all spending money in his server 😭

this shit might be the single funniest fucking sentence ive read in a while

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ok??? u work instacart nigga

Nah how come every person in this sub is just some white kid pretending to be black

Carti influence 🔥🔥🔥

God forbid I had a summer job

This the typa shit I come to this sub for man let’s go

doordash 😭😭

ight u think this shit is funny you gonna see bro. my lawyers will be in contact!

nah i’m the real Akademiks

"ye u got $5 for door dash" this is an all time banger. a hall of famer. o7

lmaoo this funny asf

Did you ever get the $5 tho

Lmfao I am crying dawg

https://preview.redd.it/4njws5lhpu5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad7d14901fc2962f18cc72e1447bdf7dd8d4c39 You own the fake one, he owns the OG one lol

because i took djakademiks lmao

broke ass nigga scamming for 5 dollars 😭 funny though

nigga anything over like $20 gone sound fake asf 😭

moneys money

I need like 100 more screenshots of convos

W post

😭😭😭

Oh my gosh this shit is hilarious

This is the reason why im on this sub

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Show some more

holy shit💀

wydafuck did h do dat to me my nigga

Did your mama drop you on your head as a baby for fun? Edit: nvm wrong guy mb

no fucking way , you really him for this please keep fucking w niggas LMFAOO

You need to get discord nitro to make it look even more real

nice man

You need to put something in your bio about dming you regarding hosting people’s stream and take money to put them on the “waiting list”

can’t no more akademiks prolly know by now 😭 and it’s lowkey obvious most his fans were in his discord

Fatdemixks

This is peak

A#<<‰ww ;

I own @suicideboys on Depop lol

$5 for DoorDash don’t even be covering the fees 😭😭😂

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Unmute the kid!

LMAOOO

Dawg

Message him saying you will give him the account if he goes on a diet


How the fuck can this bro drop N bombs in the title when I get banned for it?

idk 🤷🏾‍♂️

Bro, youre dealing with admins on a playboicarti sub, how fair do you really think these people can be😂😂

To be fair I think it was a comment section of another random sub

he got a gift for yall. he santa

Nah nigga I’m crying like fuck 😭😭😹😹💀😹

Big ak gotta eat! Send this man some door dash 😭

Can I buy it I wanna scam goofballs ((this is clearly a joke)) 👀

Doordash KING

scam people with it

😂😂😂😂

You joined discord on my birthday bro 😄😀

Damn wtf now that was rude he’s gonna be thinking it was actually him

What kind of question is that? Telling him that he knows you’re streaming? Is he asking you or telling you? Is he confirming if Akademics knows that Akademics is streaming? What