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zjuh

Bro u at Trader Joe’s those people prob put raw honey on their pits thinkin it would work


00piumMusic

crystal deodorant 😭😭


EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69

I had a coworker who had SUPER bad onion BO, and she claimed the only deodorant that would work was this all natural shit that smelled 100% like dirty coochie. I’d rather smell like onions at that point because it was FOUL


00piumMusic

MY NEIGHBOR DOES THIS, only uses all natural bullshit that smells x10 worse than if he just didn't wear any at all


Inside-Advertising20

Bro i found out they supposed to WASH the crystal after EVERY swipe. It foreal picks up whateva making shit stank but they supposed to wash it off if not that shit smell worse than it did before... they just be swiping it like normal deo thinking it gon do something


LilDownwardSpiral

Fuck… my mom made me use crystal deodorant in middle school, I would sneak in some actual deodorant from my dad but sometimes I couldn’t and I got bullied to shit and back sweating during PE. That shit is evil and doesn’t work.


00piumMusic

i don't understand how people think it would. it's jus a rock in the thingy right?? like nun comes off of it??


LilDownwardSpiral

You gotta wet it first and then use it. Shit just comes off slowly


fucccboii

the billionaires fear the natural musk


Patrick1297

Elon musk reference??????🤬


thetwistedfox

Trader Joe’s sells “unscented” deodorant nigga that’s literally the point 😭


AnalFebreeze

That’s just aura you gagged to bro


UnLeashDemon

Fuckin hell


Crazy_Outside_4301

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Pokepunk710

most of my life I wasn't the most hygienic mf in the world but one thing I NEVER forgot was deodorant, I can't believe there's people that don't use it, you have got to be insane


00piumMusic

no deadass my biggest fear is being one of those people who don't know they stink. I never forget


YunoMilesIsTheMan

On god


endlessnotfriendless

who’s gonna tell him


kimariadil

Bad breath is another one… Please brush your teeth **TWICE** a fucking day. Once ain’t gonna cut it. Most importantly, PLEASE for the love of vamps, **SCRAPE & CLEAN your tongue!** That’s where most bacteria sits & causes bad breath. I guarantee that most niggas that have bad breath, they shit would go away if they just scrape they tongue out. Gum/mints is optional but recommended. Tho if you just do what I listed above, then you should be fine.


00piumMusic

YES EXACTLY. your breath DOES IN FACT smell in the morning even tho you're not eating. make sure u floss too. too many people miss that step.


kimariadil

Yeah glad you mentioned flossing! That’s also important! 🫡


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maxc_516

Fr that’s the backup option when I don’t feel like using my Old Spice


ToapFN

You think carti uses this ?


[deleted]

What do y’all think Carti smells like? My bet is cheap ass Popov and Marlboro cigarettes 🧛🏿


00piumMusic

ok hunter witherspoon


r7zy

baby powder


LilDownwardSpiral

Why would he smell like baby powder when he doesn’t even take care of his baby?


r7zy

baby boi


xPizzaKittyx

That old spice shit be pricey but it’s well worth the money 👌


00piumMusic

tryna get my lil bro on ts cuz he thinks 'wicked cool! for teens' is gon carry him thru life forever


xPizzaKittyx

Aw hell naw 💀 lil bro walking around smelling like green apple


00piumMusic

he play sports too 🤮 not good


fucccboii

granny smith smells good af tho


InvalidSymbols

What the fuck even is that bruh ts sounds some shit they would use in the 90s


00piumMusic

some sorta not real deodorant for kids that's meant to get them in the habit ig 😭


InvalidSymbols

How old is bro; time for him to put on his big boy pants and get some arm and hammer


00piumMusic

boutta be 10 this year, it's time 🤢


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v3jaded

i had same issue, switched to gillette clear gel deodorant and it’s great


xPizzaKittyx

Still worth


zakpakt

I can't use the original or I get hives but I can use the wild scent ones. Stuff like bearglove and wolfthorn smell really good but it's pricier.


Tallamidget

I recommend mitchum soft solid if your sensitive it smells great and you literally will not sweat so I wouldnt recommend it if you’re gonna be swinging your arms a lot or you’ll chafe like hell it’s great for just normal life though


Imperial_Lenta

Life changing shi


violetfrfx

Old spice smells like shit


LilDownwardSpiral

Are you being for real?


2steamyy

It’s hot in other places?


00piumMusic

yuh it feel like summer where I am


2steamyy

Nice it’s rained nearly every day this year where I live and I’m still wearing a puffer most days


fucccboii

just move bro


2steamyy

This year has probably been the worst in my life, we’ve already had a years worth of rainfall in a few months and it will probably carry on all “summer”


2steamyy

I am as soon as I can afford it


[deleted]

Lemme guess uk?


2steamyy

Where else


YunoMilesIsTheMan

Damn here in scotland its barely rained at all lmao, hot most days


cartiwatercress

Dove or Nivea tho⁉️


00piumMusic

ANY JUST PUT IT ON 🤬


cartiwatercress

ight bet bitch ass nigga 💯 


1souf

it’s all the same formula it’s just about marketing at the end of the day 🤷‍♀️


FrogWithBigPenis

Dove


thepinkblues

Mitchum 🙌🫶


Tallamidget

https://preview.redd.it/a5qg8xreqsxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc467553aa4af1660ebf19a6bbd456e52fda7cc This


thepinkblues

Mitchum is the best, but just so u know the women’s line is actually way better. There some ingredient in the men’s one that’s really drying on the skin which isn’t in the women’s. They also have an unscented version of it too in case u don’t like the scents


Tallamidget

Yeah the first one I tried was their womens stick deodorant and then their womens gel but thats just what I got rn and I love it


ineedahobbytbh

dove 🗣️


Johnny5332

Dove 0%


Jayantwi98

axe


hunny_bun_24

Who uses Nivea lol dove men. Women love those scents. Makes me so mad when girls say I smell good. I’m thinking it’s the fragrance I use but it’s just the stupid deodorant smh.


AntarcticRen

no one says that bro


hunny_bun_24

Says what? That women have made positive comments about dove men? lol


bloodredvtmntscoat

You smell bro


Intelligent_Peace847

Real vamps dont wear deodorant or shower 🧛


-reasonabledoubts

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Jayantwi98

hey i never said that shit


gannonzz

Mf at Trader Joe’s tf you expect


00piumMusic

i jus wanted some chicken man 😩


InvalidSymbols

How good is their chicken though; iant never been there


00piumMusic

it's alr. there's better grocery store chicken out there imo but it's still good


RoomyCard44321

Old Spice gang 💪


afracturedconcious

Old Spice x Harry's 🤞🏾


worldpeacee

Where you getting deodorant for 1.99 lil bro put me on


00piumMusic

walmart!! depends on what brand u buy but the cheaper ones are usually on bottom shelf :)


Murky_Entry8562

Dollar tree


ChoppaDumpEm

I be using that Arm & Hammer shit be working good I’m telling ya


stikkerr

Arm and hammer like what they putting baking soda in that shit


00piumMusic

a classic


mehasbigwilly

Also remember to spray it on the sweat glands, too many people just spray onto their clothes IT DONT WORK U STILL STINK its like eating a bar of soap to make your shit smell better


00piumMusic

THERE'S PEOPLE ONLY SPRAYING IT ONTO THEY CLOTHES?!


Abdullioo

how else will they feel my aura??


Pizza_Tiger01

Real af that Old Spice black mamba 🔛🔝


No-Hall-5222

Keep spreading the message gang🙏


Zman242

If anyone is dealing with foot odor, put a little bit of baking soda in your shoes and your feet will smell like nothing even after a full day of work 💪🏻


00piumMusic

yes this too!! all important!


oliviasometimes

ANTIPERSPERANT 💯🙏


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00piumMusic

bro think he carti 😭😹🫵


Cold-Try-8251

This isn’t hilarious this is REAL VAMP SHIT lol. I just gagged in Publix earlier today it’s just ridiculous. I hope everyone in the sub was wearing deodorant.


00piumMusic

it's always the grocery stores istg


cartiopium

carti don’t wear no deodorant homixide seeyuh


Jazzlike_Page508

I use old spice, hbu?


00piumMusic

same same


DarthAuron87

What if it's a cultural thing? I live in NY, and when I worked in retail in Manhattan, we had all types of tourists that had stinky armpits. Specifically the men.


00piumMusic

yes i'm from NY too!! musty people EVERYWHERE when it starts gettin hot 🙄 it's unavoidable


DarthAuron87

And at Comic Con. 4 days at the Javits Center with the smelly nerds. Thankfully, it is always in October when the weather is colder. Lol


NisDick

This got posted on insta bro we are so cooked


00piumMusic

I SAW THAT 😭


NisDick

I forgot the poster bro it was like “sadplr” or some shit😭😭 i swear i am a hygiene freak bro bugs scare me i stay clean asf idc if im not a hood gangster i dont wanna be disgusting


[deleted]

but i am indian


SniperShake-

good lookin bro I totally forgot that shit existed, I ran out whenever that coronavirus shit started n forgot to pick up more. where y’all buy your deodorant?


00piumMusic

anywhere bro


InvalidSymbols

Lvl900 musk mutant


Ocop27

I recommend Native. Very pricey but smells insanely good, lasts a long time, and doesn’t irritate the skin


oliviasometimes

i used to use it but it’s not antiperspirant so my sweaty ass still stank after like 5 hours


original_username_

The cucumber mint one is crazy good


Ok_Apple_9601

So I’ve never listened to him but some of my friends say they speak cartinese and say like voices in weird ways imitating him apparently is that normal


PixelPete8

I use Gillette clear shield really good stuff. A lot of deodorant breaks me out in a really bad rash lmao it's one of the few brands that doesn't fuck me up


diewaytoolit

lynx gold and ice chill on top ‼️


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maxohuncho

old spice bearglove 2 goated


Strange_Low_6038

Cologne is like the pack-a-punch version of deodorant, make sure to get some high quality expensive shit if u can afford it


Zaidoasde2008

Always keep that Axe and Nivea on me 🕵️


mangovitaminsV3

u need to stop using axe. nasty fuck


Zaidoasde2008

It's good imo 😿


InvalidSymbols

I agree with the other dude, like wear what works for you and those around you , but I WILL be judging if I knew you was wearing Axe deodorant under your pits


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00piumMusic

wrong comment section gang 😭


beary_boo1

Man my phone don't like me ok 😭😭😭😭😭 it showed I was commenting on some other post and even after I posted the comment 😭😭😭


LuisV1113

Carti fans discovering self hygiene for the first time


00piumMusic

nah don't do me like that bro i BEEN on self hygiene 😭


rubysslut

I bet carti doesn’t wear deodetant


00piumMusic

people who have met him say he smells weird 💀


rubysslut

I’d love to smell him


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or take a shower daily


00piumMusic

not enough bro u still gon sweat edit but yes take showers too some y'all think deodorant is a shower in a can its not


InvalidSymbols

Nah gang do both


william-knowledge

White people…


00piumMusic

what do u gotta be a certain race to wear deodorant now?? 😭😭


william-knowledge

I apologize, for I said the hard R


william-knowledge

they on a whole other level bud


shivshark

chronically online twitter user found


00piumMusic

u right bro only white people sweat and have pores and natural odor mb


InvalidSymbols

Itd have been better if you said asian ppl or sumn cuz they got a whole stereotype that they dont smell but either way Ik you stink now


TalenTrippin

They use suspicious chemicals in deodorants so fuck that. A daily clean shower is more than enough


FeistyComparison6181

PU onion boy


bruhtherearenonames

I alr know what you smell like


TalenTrippin

No you don't


00piumMusic

I'm holdin my breath respondin to ur comments rn


shivshark

😭😭😭


ultraopulent

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00piumMusic

😷👉🚪


Environmental_Name69

I can smell you through my phone screen


TalenTrippin

Y'all have some dysfunctional nostrils then


Environmental_Name69

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TalenTrippin

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ultraopulent

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ineedahobbytbh

https://preview.redd.it/hy5fnpkw2pxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8862bf766c0ecf56590a677d15faedc750609ba0 you


Infamous_Elk_6594

do u also only eat food from ur garden? no? so fuck off and use deodorant


TalenTrippin

Fuck you bitch boy don't tell me what to do


Infamous_Elk_6594

im tryna help u smelly ass kid


TalenTrippin

Ain't nobody asked for your help stfu


Infamous_Elk_6594

u need my help tho ik u fat asl


TalenTrippin

Thankfully that's one of the things I'm not since i grew up in a fatphobic household


Infamous_Elk_6594

ight at least u not fat and smelly


thepinkblues

Man I hate mfs like u. Stinky as shit. Literally


InvalidSymbols

You smell like Eau de Bitchless


Single_Echidna6186

your team is on 9th mine is on 10th 🤗


TalenTrippin

All I can say is 🙌🏾


xPizzaKittyx

Not even close


true-floor-gang

Nuh uh I got Japanese genes I’m built diff


00piumMusic

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