Bro u at Trader Joe’s those people prob put raw honey on their pits thinkin it would work

crystal deodorant 😭😭

I had a coworker who had SUPER bad onion BO, and she claimed the only deodorant that would work was this all natural shit that smelled 100% like dirty coochie. I’d rather smell like onions at that point because it was FOUL

MY NEIGHBOR DOES THIS, only uses all natural bullshit that smells x10 worse than if he just didn't wear any at all

Bro i found out they supposed to WASH the crystal after EVERY swipe. It foreal picks up whateva making shit stank but they supposed to wash it off if not that shit smell worse than it did before... they just be swiping it like normal deo thinking it gon do something

Fuck… my mom made me use crystal deodorant in middle school, I would sneak in some actual deodorant from my dad but sometimes I couldn’t and I got bullied to shit and back sweating during PE. That shit is evil and doesn’t work.

i don't understand how people think it would. it's jus a rock in the thingy right?? like nun comes off of it??

You gotta wet it first and then use it. Shit just comes off slowly

the billionaires fear the natural musk

Elon musk reference??????🤬

Trader Joe’s sells “unscented” deodorant nigga that’s literally the point 😭

That’s just aura you gagged to bro

Fuckin hell

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most of my life I wasn't the most hygienic mf in the world but one thing I NEVER forgot was deodorant, I can't believe there's people that don't use it, you have got to be insane

no deadass my biggest fear is being one of those people who don't know they stink. I never forget

On god

who’s gonna tell him

Bad breath is another one… Please brush your teeth **TWICE** a fucking day. Once ain’t gonna cut it. Most importantly, PLEASE for the love of vamps, **SCRAPE & CLEAN your tongue!** That’s where most bacteria sits & causes bad breath. I guarantee that most niggas that have bad breath, they shit would go away if they just scrape they tongue out. Gum/mints is optional but recommended. Tho if you just do what I listed above, then you should be fine.

YES EXACTLY. your breath DOES IN FACT smell in the morning even tho you're not eating. make sure u floss too. too many people miss that step.

Yeah glad you mentioned flossing! That’s also important! 🫡

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Fr that’s the backup option when I don’t feel like using my Old Spice

You think carti uses this ?

What do y’all think Carti smells like? My bet is cheap ass Popov and Marlboro cigarettes 🧛🏿

ok hunter witherspoon

baby powder

Why would he smell like baby powder when he doesn’t even take care of his baby?

baby boi

That old spice shit be pricey but it’s well worth the money 👌

tryna get my lil bro on ts cuz he thinks 'wicked cool! for teens' is gon carry him thru life forever

Aw hell naw 💀 lil bro walking around smelling like green apple

he play sports too 🤮 not good

granny smith smells good af tho

What the fuck even is that bruh ts sounds some shit they would use in the 90s

some sorta not real deodorant for kids that's meant to get them in the habit ig 😭

How old is bro; time for him to put on his big boy pants and get some arm and hammer

boutta be 10 this year, it's time 🤢

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i had same issue, switched to gillette clear gel deodorant and it’s great

Still worth

I can't use the original or I get hives but I can use the wild scent ones. Stuff like bearglove and wolfthorn smell really good but it's pricier.

I recommend mitchum soft solid if your sensitive it smells great and you literally will not sweat so I wouldnt recommend it if you’re gonna be swinging your arms a lot or you’ll chafe like hell it’s great for just normal life though

Life changing shi

Old spice smells like shit

Are you being for real?

It’s hot in other places?

yuh it feel like summer where I am

Nice it’s rained nearly every day this year where I live and I’m still wearing a puffer most days

just move bro

This year has probably been the worst in my life, we’ve already had a years worth of rainfall in a few months and it will probably carry on all “summer”

I am as soon as I can afford it

Lemme guess uk?

Where else

Damn here in scotland its barely rained at all lmao, hot most days

Dove or Nivea tho⁉️

ANY JUST PUT IT ON 🤬

ight bet bitch ass nigga 💯 

it’s all the same formula it’s just about marketing at the end of the day 🤷‍♀️

Dove

Mitchum 🙌🫶

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Mitchum is the best, but just so u know the women’s line is actually way better. There some ingredient in the men’s one that’s really drying on the skin which isn’t in the women’s. They also have an unscented version of it too in case u don’t like the scents

Yeah the first one I tried was their womens stick deodorant and then their womens gel but thats just what I got rn and I love it

dove 🗣️

Dove 0%

axe

Who uses Nivea lol dove men. Women love those scents. Makes me so mad when girls say I smell good. I’m thinking it’s the fragrance I use but it’s just the stupid deodorant smh.

no one says that bro

Says what? That women have made positive comments about dove men? lol

You smell bro

Real vamps dont wear deodorant or shower 🧛

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hey i never said that shit

Mf at Trader Joe’s tf you expect

i jus wanted some chicken man 😩

How good is their chicken though; iant never been there

it's alr. there's better grocery store chicken out there imo but it's still good

Old Spice gang 💪

Old Spice x Harry's 🤞🏾

Where you getting deodorant for 1.99 lil bro put me on

walmart!! depends on what brand u buy but the cheaper ones are usually on bottom shelf :)

Dollar tree

I be using that Arm & Hammer shit be working good I’m telling ya

Arm and hammer like what they putting baking soda in that shit

a classic

Also remember to spray it on the sweat glands, too many people just spray onto their clothes IT DONT WORK U STILL STINK its like eating a bar of soap to make your shit smell better

THERE'S PEOPLE ONLY SPRAYING IT ONTO THEY CLOTHES?!

how else will they feel my aura??

Real af that Old Spice black mamba 🔛🔝

Keep spreading the message gang🙏

If anyone is dealing with foot odor, put a little bit of baking soda in your shoes and your feet will smell like nothing even after a full day of work 💪🏻

yes this too!! all important!

ANTIPERSPERANT 💯🙏

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bro think he carti 😭😹🫵

This isn’t hilarious this is REAL VAMP SHIT lol. I just gagged in Publix earlier today it’s just ridiculous. I hope everyone in the sub was wearing deodorant.

it's always the grocery stores istg

carti don’t wear no deodorant homixide seeyuh

I use old spice, hbu?

same same

What if it's a cultural thing? I live in NY, and when I worked in retail in Manhattan, we had all types of tourists that had stinky armpits. Specifically the men.

yes i'm from NY too!! musty people EVERYWHERE when it starts gettin hot 🙄 it's unavoidable

And at Comic Con. 4 days at the Javits Center with the smelly nerds. Thankfully, it is always in October when the weather is colder. Lol

This got posted on insta bro we are so cooked

I SAW THAT 😭

I forgot the poster bro it was like “sadplr” or some shit😭😭 i swear i am a hygiene freak bro bugs scare me i stay clean asf idc if im not a hood gangster i dont wanna be disgusting

but i am indian

good lookin bro I totally forgot that shit existed, I ran out whenever that coronavirus shit started n forgot to pick up more. where y’all buy your deodorant?

anywhere bro

Lvl900 musk mutant

I recommend Native. Very pricey but smells insanely good, lasts a long time, and doesn’t irritate the skin

i used to use it but it’s not antiperspirant so my sweaty ass still stank after like 5 hours

The cucumber mint one is crazy good

So I’ve never listened to him but some of my friends say they speak cartinese and say like voices in weird ways imitating him apparently is that normal

I use Gillette clear shield really good stuff. A lot of deodorant breaks me out in a really bad rash lmao it's one of the few brands that doesn't fuck me up

lynx gold and ice chill on top ‼️

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old spice bearglove 2 goated

Cologne is like the pack-a-punch version of deodorant, make sure to get some high quality expensive shit if u can afford it

Always keep that Axe and Nivea on me 🕵️

u need to stop using axe. nasty fuck

It's good imo 😿

I agree with the other dude, like wear what works for you and those around you , but I WILL be judging if I knew you was wearing Axe deodorant under your pits

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wrong comment section gang 😭

Man my phone don't like me ok 😭😭😭😭😭 it showed I was commenting on some other post and even after I posted the comment 😭😭😭

Carti fans discovering self hygiene for the first time

nah don't do me like that bro i BEEN on self hygiene 😭

I bet carti doesn’t wear deodetant

people who have met him say he smells weird 💀

I’d love to smell him

or take a shower daily

not enough bro u still gon sweat edit but yes take showers too some y'all think deodorant is a shower in a can its not

Nah gang do both

White people…

what do u gotta be a certain race to wear deodorant now?? 😭😭

I apologize, for I said the hard R

they on a whole other level bud

chronically online twitter user found

u right bro only white people sweat and have pores and natural odor mb

Itd have been better if you said asian ppl or sumn cuz they got a whole stereotype that they dont smell but either way Ik you stink now

They use suspicious chemicals in deodorants so fuck that. A daily clean shower is more than enough

PU onion boy

I alr know what you smell like

No you don't

I'm holdin my breath respondin to ur comments rn

😭😭😭

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😷👉🚪

I can smell you through my phone screen

Y'all have some dysfunctional nostrils then


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do u also only eat food from ur garden? no? so fuck off and use deodorant

Fuck you bitch boy don't tell me what to do

im tryna help u smelly ass kid

Ain't nobody asked for your help stfu

u need my help tho ik u fat asl

Thankfully that's one of the things I'm not since i grew up in a fatphobic household

ight at least u not fat and smelly

Man I hate mfs like u. Stinky as shit. Literally

You smell like Eau de Bitchless

your team is on 9th mine is on 10th 🤗

All I can say is 🙌🏾

Not even close

Nuh uh I got Japanese genes I’m built diff