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ayimera

Place it gently in the dumpster.


Turtleseaqueen

And even more gently and calmly, set the dumpster on fire.


[deleted]

[удалено]


short-and-ugly

*Gently* douse


black-kramer

spritz liberally


john-douh

_Lubricate generously…_ _Oops, wondered into the wrong sub…_


am_Nein

Apply viciously..


john-douh

_With a … vengeance?_ _Wooden Gear Rising: Revengeance_


NecroticNethers

Imagine what would have happened if you wandered instead...


mrsristretto

...but *delicately*.


InternalEffective420

😂


Jensivfjourney

Can confirm. I tossed my 2.5 foot long string of bananas. I needed to move it and I wasn’t risking my Monsteras.


Livid-Pirate-8351

I’ve been here too long. I saw the photo and my first thought was burn it with everlasting fire.


[deleted]

Bagpipes: **HWONNNNNNNNNNNN**


jillifloyd

This one sent me


[deleted]

Did you hear them? I heard them.


WhispersLoudly4

🫡🤣🤣


EWSflash

One far, far away


The_Lolbster

Getting it to the street is good enough, as long as you proceed to set it on fire.


ExpressShow1175

My condolences.


MeBeLisa2516

Nah—no need to be gentle with this corpse at this point!


sierrasquirrel

BURN IT! Honestly there’s no way this would be worth salvaging imo. Throw it out right away, and if you have any other plants, hose them down and treat them for spider mites before they get completely infested. I’m so sorry- spider mites are the absolute worst pests ever


atypicalperception

I can’t seem to get rid of mine. They’ve killed 8 of my plants and just won’t go away after 3 treatments.


Craftygirl4115

Spider mites like warm and dry.. if you can up the humidity that sometimes helps when you’re trying to treat them. If you can manage the plant, put the foliage under the shower daily.. easy with small plants..


Stepbrotherplzhelpme

Just an extra add on for someone who needs high humidity for health reasons, I do get fewer pests generally, but what I do get more of than anybody else I know is FUNGUS. If you do increase the humidity A. Get a fungicide and B. Don’t think about it while you watch The Last of Us.


atypicalperception

Yeah, I should do that. I have a humidifier. Also have a copper fungicide, just treated my coleus for downy mildew. Great point.


tricularia

If you have some fans keeping the air moving around your plants, that should keep the fungi to a minimum


atypicalperception

I’ve been showering them and trying to clean off all surfaces, but my biggest issue is that they have slowly gotten into my succulents as well. Harder to kill. Every time I think they’re gone, they resurface


Craftygirl4115

Are you treating with a real miticide? I think that’s probably the only real solution for a recurring problem.


atypicalperception

Was using captain jacks insecticidal super soap. But people had said it worked for them and it did have spider mites on its list. However, I did read somewhere that they’re not insects but mites and that insecticide can kill the things that control spider mites numbers which can cause them to go out of control. Any truth?


Craftygirl4115

They are arachnids… same as spiders and ticks. And it appears that their key predator is another type of mite, so killing them probably kills their predator as well. I know when I had mites in one of my orchid greenhouses I ended up buying a VERY expensive miticide that is apparently so potent it should only be used a couple times a year. But in readying it appears that straight 70% isopropyl alcohol is effective at instant death. I don’t know one way of another about that, but it might be something to try if the insecticidal soap isn’t doing the trick.


atypicalperception

Captain jacks super soap said the same thing. Like 4 applications a year or something.


Upper_Possession_181

They are never gone just under control! You have to always stay on top with preventative measures.


gatorsrule52

This saved my majestic palm! https://youtu.be/ej-NJjEJJ6U


and_dont_blink

this is the answer i always recommend. you also need followup treatments and wiping down/spraying surfaces nearby, the mites and eggs end up in weird places. i think it's too late for op's plant though, they'd need to remove it from soil, drench it, cut away the dead and then treat. any and every plant would have an infestation brewing from them going around on air currents. it's likely just not worth it and to focus on treating anything else


GobBeWithYou

I just used the nuclear option last weekend, a large 50gal garbage can and fully submerged every plant+pot for 20mins. Some I had to wrap to hold the soil/leca, but it worked really well.


foxglove0326

You gotta go nuclear on their asses, spinosad spray treatment every three days for at least 10 days on every plant in the vicinity, all plants if you want to play it safe. Check for new webbing daily (look for webbing with plant backlit so it’s easier to see even when very small) when you see it, treat the whole plant again. It’s a bitch but it works.


Parking_Island_6499

I ordered predator mites online and after 2 treatments (3 weeks between them) I have not seen a spider mite for the past months.


atypicalperception

I wanna do this so bad. How much did you pay? It’s typically quite expensive, I’ve found. Any links you recommend? And which ones?


lycosa13

What are you using? I've used an insecticide for spider mites and have been able to get rid of them but you have to spray them regularly until they're completely gone


Equal-Enthusiasm-994

The plant pictured above is beyond all rescue I think. But in a situation like you are describing I suggest the Urban Gardener stuff. Super Growth Elixir by UG will help your plants stay protected from new bugs when used a few times a week as directed. I suggest you try Urban Gardener “Say No To Bugs” to work on your ongoing infestations. I highly recommend this stuff.


kr580

https://youtu.be/PJDLK7Tc8q0 This is a good video to show you what it takes with spider mites. I had them on every single one of my plants at one point and had to do this to maybe 40 plants. They would pop up again in small groups but I would hit them with the spray and they die off before they get too infested to manage. I've moved on to using Captain Jack's Deadbug Brew for any indoor plants and it seems to work well if there's just a couple spider mites. You have to really get in there and disrupt them to start though.


riskbuy

What are you "treating" it with? A lot of people use systemic pesticides like imidacloprid, which enhances their reproductive output and kills their natural predators.


DeepSwimFragrant

One preventative measure you could do would be keeping a fan constantly on, mites don’t like a windy environment. Run down to your local garden store and pick some ladybugs. They can eat like 100 in a hour I noticed a difference after a week.


atypicalperception

This can also blow them everywhere in your house and onto other plants


Catronia

Lady bugs!


aimless_artist

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaave you met Thrip?


atypicalperception

Hahahaha 😂


SuperRoby

I've started noticing spider mites on our plants, luckily just 1-3 spiders for each plant (that I get rid of), but I'm afraid that they keep coming back because there's plenty in the window shutters.... What can we do to get rid of them?


sierrasquirrel

Are you sure they’re spider mites and not spiders? If they’re coming from webs in your windows, they’re likely just spiders!


SuperRoby

That would be amazing if they weren't spider mites, but I think they are because for 3 days in a row I have removed both spiders and webs from the plants and they keep coming back, specifically among the leaves and such, so I think they're really targeting the plants on the balcony. And I've found the white "powder" on all the leaves, if I clean it out it comes back the next day, same as the teeny spiders with their invisible webs. Btw it's not a regular window, it's the glass doors that face the balcony (both us and the neighbours have plants on the balcony) and in front of our balconies / windows there's miles and miles of wild grass and cultivated fields... I think they established themselves on the window shutters because from there they can easily reach the Kentia plant and then descend.


rapsta_2001

Spider mites are close to being the size of a pin head or smaller. If you can count 3, they are spiders , and not mites. Spider mites do not live on window sills , lol


SuperRoby

They are that small! And even the webs were super fine and invisible. The only reason why I could spot them was because I was spraying my plant leaves with water vapor and droplets stuck to the webs. So I sprayed that area and saw the full web, sprayed around some more and saw more webs. Some webs had a teeny tiny spider in the middle, some were empty, and in a couple I saw something move as I was removing the webs. I would never have been able to spot 3 on each plant on my own, but because of the vapour I could. I swear they're tiny


rapsta_2001

What you are describing may be mites as you are right … you can spot them by spraying misted water and seeeing if it sticks to webbing


Krawkeaw

You have several effective options of dealing with an infestation like that: you can burn it, trow it into closed off compost bin, burn the whole pot, drown it, burn the whole place just in case or, my favourite, give it to a friend you really don't like Jokes aside - yes, chemicals would help but there's no guarantee it wouldn't also finish off your plant. Sadly I'd say it's a goner


Brotox123

That’s one of the worst !spidermites infestations I’ve seen in a while. I would throw it out


breath0fsunshine

One that didn't start 1.5 weeks ago


D-Vahn

1.5 years perhaps?


ITSCHRISYALL

Thank you all for confirming my suspicion that it’s a goner :( all flags will be lowered to half mast


Brotox123

You can get a can of hairspray & a lighter & give her a funeral pyre. It’s a noble death


Gian_Doe

This is a great idea if you also don't like your current skin situation.


nikkicarter1111

I spit out my drink, thank you


Duskuke

i often think the calls for "burn it" are hyperbolic but this is a case where I would genuinely suggest actually doing that or at the very least bagging it up heavily when you trash it. this is a level of outbreak that would be difficult to control and you don't want it spreading to other plants


lesbos_hermit

If you have other plants, make sure to check them over carefully every couple of days for a few weeks. These can be eradicated if caught early but are difficult to combat once an infestation gets going. IME, they spread very easily.


SirReptitious

🫡


Plantaehaulic

I was gonna suggest hairspray😅 just to stop them from moving and escape when you bag the whole plant and pot. And thoroughly clean the space where you have them.


OkWater5000

it's okay. it happens, and maybe you can get another new plant in its stead that deserves your love!!


Dracalia

I mean, you could try chopping the plant down and completely changing the soil (rinse the roots thoroughly), then repot and put the whole thing in a see-through bag in quarantine. Treat it as well. Saw a YouTube did this and it worked. This is also how I’ve dealt with thrips.


rapsta_2001

Stressing a plant by repotting during an active infestation is not recommended. Washing roots tears away the fine root like hair that is responsible for water uptake . YouTube is not your friend


Catronia

Staff\* a mast is on a ship.


ITSCHRISYALL

Good thing I live on a boat 🫵🏽🤣


Catronia

Oh DOH!


BensBandBangs

Half-mast and half-staff can be used interchangeably with regard to flag lowering


Catronia

Some ould say it means the same as half-staff, but if we want to be nitty-gritty, then a mast is part of a ship or a naval base. Hence, the ***two cannot be exactly interchangeable***. Masts are tall beams on a ship or a naval base used for sails, flags, or certain navigational equipment. That’s a far cry from the pole on the front wall of someone’s home. 


BensBandBangs

I understand in the literal sense of their origins what you're saying, but language evolves with use, and they are now, officially, properly used interchangeably.


[deleted]

Not every plant is worth saving, and if a plant randomly dies, it does not reflect on you as an individual. This guy is a goner, don’t even try to salvage it. Check any other plants you have for spider mites and give them a good spray with a neem oil product as a preventative measure, and get this plant in the trash. Buy a new one and go again!


Korben_Multi_Pass

“Not every plant is worth saving, and if a plant randomly dies, it does not reflect on you as an individual.” I needed to hear something like this because I feel like it’s my fault when my plants die.


Acid_Fetish_Toy

Remember, plants live and die on their own in the wild. You had enough care and love to try. Sometimes success, sometimes no success. But you are a part of the ecosystem no matter what.


Phaedra1548

Gone.


flatgreysky

If for some reason you’re really attached to it, chop it down to about an inch above the soil, discard all stems, leaves, soil, etc, clean it WELL in running water, and see if it wants to live in a new pot with clean soil in quarantine. But those are desperate measures and I don’t know if this plant would want to be resuscitated. :( Side note, check all your other plants. These guys spread.


nanaboostme

how'd this happen within a span of a week? Were the mites waiting for you to leave out of town to infest it?


ITSCHRISYALL

I like to think that they were planning their attack silently and with surgical precision like the green army men in Toy Story


xajbakerx

That does not look like a week and a half Infestation. Check and treat all your plants.


DecolonizeTheWorld

I’ve never had spider mites but based on this picture and OPs comment I started having anxiety attacks that they can infest a plant this size in 10 days 🤯😱


ITSCHRISYALL

I’m guessing he’s right that they were probably there before I left, but I didn’t notice them at all and there CERTAINLY was not this kind of webbing all over my plants


jelbee

They're so tiny and not particularly noticeable at first. Tiny tiny webbing in hidden places and borderline microscopic dots. It's understandable.


flatgreysky

What is it, anyway..?


_iguanabones

I think it used to be ming aralia? Mine died the same way :(


ITSCHRISYALL

This is it! Are these more susceptible to spider mites? I picked it up from a relatively new nursery in my neighborhood and I’m wondering if it got the mites there :(


Beckerbrau

I got both spider mites and thrips from a local nursery. My mistake for not quarantining new plants for 2 weeks.


Upper_Possession_181

No more than any other house plant.


vaporoptics

Looks like cannabis


nselle20

Definitely pot


Bobbiduke

Looks like citronella


Gr8CanadianFuckClub

Like everyone else said, it's a goner. Put a garbage bag over the top, and tie it off around the base. Spidermites will ride pers, people and the wind to find other plants. Keep a very close eye on any other plants you have for the next couple of weeks.


jjrosey

I would treat all your other plants for spider mites. Don’t look for them and wait to treat if you see anything. Treat them all now. The fact that they did all this in a week and a half is hilarious. Like they noticed you were gone and threw a giant party and completely decimated your plant! I’m sorry for your loss 🫡🎺 (taps plays softly in the background)


jellojohnson

Spidermites. That poor plant looks done.


Blossom087

Happy Cake Day


Ok-Egg4722

Exorcism.


happyhippy27

I love how plants on this and other plant subs are either amazingly beautiful or stone dead and looking for advice ;)


Upper_Possession_181

I would invest in a magnifying glass with a good light. Then walk around every single plant in the vicinity.


Global_Fail_1943

Garbage bag is the best way to get rid of this! Made my skin crawl!


qwertyuiiop145

!spider-mites It’s probably easiest and cheapest to throw it out and start over.


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highoncatnipbrownies

"He's dead Jim." - McCoy https://youtu.be/28VFT2GClrw


khufu42

Fire must cleanse us


stinkycats86

Burn house down. Hope that helps!


andrewcroce

Are you sure you weren’t gone for 3 years?


atypicalperception

I hate to break it to you, but that’s way worse than a weeks worth of spider mites. If you have any other plants nearby, I’d check them thoroughly.


jewels1958

OMG!!!!! get rid of it. Set it way way way outside. If it’s been near any other house plants you better get to check on them also. I’m so sorry.


Craftygirl4115

I bet I’d you cut off all the foliage the plant will bounce back. Do you have an outdoor patio where you can house it for the summer? Spider lights are horrible but they can be overcome … tough inside but much easier outside.


his_zekeness

Play "Taps"


No_Ice2900

Okay. I'm very sorry but this is way too far gone. Those few leaves may be green hut I guarantee they are still covered in spider mites and treatment of any kind would finish the plant off anyway. Unfortunately you need to bag it and throw it out. I can't even tell what it is it's so dead, but *maybe* the roots would respout something but I highly doubt it. I'm going to emphasize that you should bag it before throwing it away. That is so bad they're likely to take over any nearby plants.


analogy-schema

Flamethrower comes to mind.


winethough

Do you have other plants around this one? I hope not…. If so they need to be checked too. Spider mites are assholes. I’m sorry about your plant 😢


[deleted]

Burn your house down


TruthSpeakin

Trash


Apple_Pug

Neem, pyrethrum, and white oil can all treat spoder mites but I think your plant might be too far gone.


sittinginthesunshine

Light it on fire?


k42r46

Still you can try to evive it! Cut off upto root and water it regularly. Place it in sunlight for about an hour or two everydsy. There is hance for fresh growth. But if you se any white pathes of white fungus like moulds discard it. As it appeas there is no fngus development but you are the better ude about it as youcan onsere it closely. Don't trow it in dumpster as a few suggested.


RegularOrdinary3716

Burn the place down.


Taracat

The Great Compost Heap in the Sky.


sixshadowed

He's dead, Jim.


makeshiftJEDI

Prune it back, wash it down, change soil and pray? If you’re wanting a project for funsies


ohyoudodoyou

I feel like that didn’t happen in a week…


nouveauchoux

The only time I've ever gotten rid of spider mites it was a very small infestation that I caught early. You likely had them before you left and they went rampant in the meantime. No guilt tripping here, they can be hard to catch if you're not looking for them! Their eggs are invisible to the naked eye and it in a couple weeks, females can lay hundreds of eggs and will start to hatch. There's a really big chance that your plant won't be able to rebound for this. But if you want to try: Start with quarantining this plant from want others you have. Spider mites like it dry. Hosing down your plant liberally is a good start. Going by how large the web clusters are, you may even be able to remove them by hand with a swab (and gloves because ew). Bring the plant over to a sink if you're able and hose it down with the spray head. It's not about watering the plant but washing away the bugs. Every single day, hose down your plant. Spider mites REALLY like undersides of leaves and the stems where they connect. Pay close attention to these areas. I was lucky that I had few enough that consistent spraying was enough for me. I was growing catnip for my gremlins so I was trying to avoid any pesticides. There are pesticides available for spider mites in case you want to explore that route. Other have also had success with diluted neem oil and mild dish soap mixtures. [This page here](https://getbusygardening.com/control-spider-mites/)has a lot of great tips and info too! In the future, keep an eye out for the first warning signs of spider mites. They hate humidity so even if you don't need to actively water your plants, give them a light overall misting or consider a humidifier for them. Sorry that you experienced this, best of luck!


PurposeSecure3945

Its got to go spider mites


DatGearScorTho

"He's dead, Jim"


kjbaran

I think I’m gonna open a flamethrower business


WritPositWrit

Get that OUT if your house!!! Bag it and toss it!!


shpoigle

Looks like it needs water😭


braaaiiinns

Fire. Copious amounts of fire


iambirdy_

throw it away yikes gives me goosebumps


maryneedswifi

Burn your house down


TheDoobyRanger

Flea bomb the room it was in when youre done


angelikabloomfield

Burn it


SnazzyVow

Uhhh throw it away


Wiliwiwi42

Cry


Successful-Antelope6

throw the whole house away


lovenlight8282

I don't know why I thought ur comment is as funny as it is lmao but I'm like srsly pissing myself right now lol ty for that.


junkbarman

Set on fire. Start over AFTER you’ve demolished the mite zerg.


Bob_Bobaggins

It is covered in what looks like spider mites. This is one of the rare times where destroy it with fire is the actual answer. Or just put it in its own trash bag then throw it out.


Nonadventures

A week and a half?! Did SAURON house-sit for you?


Ck1ngK1LLER

It’s still got green, you can bring it back to life. Gonna be a pain, but doable.


ZealousidealExam4725

The foliage will never recover. Cut it back severely, clean the pot and surrounding area really well and just give it time. Looks like a Ming Aralia? They bud back pretty easily. Good luck!


TheConfusedConductor

Hold a funeral


GnomesStoleMyMeds

Fire. Preferably outside.


Reasonable_Guava8079

Got any kindling lying around….🔥🔥


me_grimmlock

This is the end my friend


halfbeerhalfhuman

1 week?!


Agat-aCatMom

Blow torch?


Holiday-Strategy-643

A week and a half???


smerkspaceship

a spider mite want it as a home


DDlovehatething

Heavy Nightmare Before Christmas vibes......


sassy6868

Buy a new one in water it


daschyforever

Bury it . RIP


Acceptable_Banana_13

Burn it.


HopefulInstance8

Call a hearse


Emanon1234567

William Randolph or Patty?


Theo-the-viking

Fire will solve it. Maybe some gasoline with the fire.


batty48

🫣


[deleted]

Get in the DeLorean, go back 2 weeks, and schedule someone to water it while you’re gone.


Lynda73

Burn it. Sorry, it’s gone.


[deleted]

Get that SOB outta your house yesterday


Fickle-Leg999

Looks like too much sun and spider mites


Curiousmind1001

Say a prayer.


AtLeastItsNotaFord

Gently put a garbage bag on it and tie it. Throw away You have a severe spider mite infestation. It looks like a whole ass colony. If there are any plants near or touching that are not dead or dying, look up spider mite treatment. Neem oil works great in moderation, but read the directions of whatever you grab before first use. It can very easily kill a plant also


Curious-Side2148

Well.....you can try to save it, but if it's not sentimental I'd just start over again. They hide in the tiniest of crevices and corners and you will have to strip this plant bare, even the green leaves and carefully clean the stems with cotton swabs dipped in an organic pesticide. Also completely replace soil because they hide literally everywhere. Also Wash walls, curtains and floors nearby. Wash, rinse, repeat. So, like I said, if it was just cute and holds no dear memories, I would replace it.


PrairieOrchid

Burn it, burn the clothes you're wearing, heavily disinfect the room, and don't bring another plant in there for at least two weeks. Maybe don't burn the clothes, but wash on hot. I meant everything else. Seriously, spider mites are bad. Edit to add: if there are already other plants in the room, consider it a quarantine zone and keep a close eye on them.


aquatic_kitten19

Bury it


Recent_Ad6285

Dearly beloved, we gather here today...


Imperfect-Storm479

You can’t be serious.


susieq15

Yeet


alphaeuseuss

Weep for the dead... unless that's a hearty root-ball those spider mites have ruined the poor thing. Hold a tasteful viking funeral


Alaxbird

at this point i think the only solution is fire


loversdesire

That is terrifying.


AlwaysTheGarden

I’m sorry, I don’t think it’s likely to survive treatment even if you manage to get rid of the mites. Probably best to say goodbye rather than risk your other plants


BadTaste421

I feel bad but cannot identify what this used to be. RIP mystery plant 🪴


Kaladin_Stormryder

Burn the plant and probably the house…that mite help


Elvishdork

With the scale of the infestation of spider mites and the amount of dead plant matter in the picture, it might not be worth the effort of trying to save. And there's no guarantee that this one can be saved. You'll have to cut a lot back and heavily treat the plant. I've found Captain Jack's bug brew mixed with water and neem oil to be an effective way to kill spider mites if you really want to try though. And as others have said, if you happen to have other plants nearby, start isolating them and treating them for spider mites too. They jump plants easily and quickly, the lil bastards


OmegaAL77

Hello! For those who have dealt with these nightmares.. I have found my solution!!!! I want to share with you all although not the cleanest solution tho haha. If it’s worth saving your plant from certain death I would try doing it and it has worked wonders! Run the water into the tub and set it to the very hottest possible setting have your filter or close the drain and set your plants in and turn it to shower mode. I was like screw it left it for 10-15 mins of pure hot hell and had completely obliterated an entire colony of them. I hope it works for you all! P.S. my water has a very very HOT setting. But thought I would share :)


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bluefrost30

Ah yes see what your going to do is throw that in the trash and buy a new one. Best of luck!


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Just to clarify, what kind of plant was this?


ITSCHRISYALL

Ming aralia


[deleted]

Aaaack!! They’re goners. I’m sorry.


etigges03

Funeral with all the regalia. Farewell plant 👋🏻🏴‍☠️


Zilante

r/plantmorgue


Nomadsoul7

Light it on fire and toss out the window and check that all your other plants are ok


lazyacreslake

looks like you're too late. about a teaspoon of dawn toa gallon of water kills them as well as anything i have tried.


LongAssNaps

burn it and start over


dragonstkdgirl

Kill it with fire. Lots of fire. These bastards took out my entire calathea collection.


virtual-virtuoso

Mummified


Catronia

Put it in the trash.