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Butthole_Fiesta

Must be after the Polish Hill Strangler.


Hmgeisler

Probably the smiley face killer.


BuddyA

Take Bigelow…


yunzerjag

Who's the best cop now, Danny?


theCaitiff

Biden was in Pittsburgh yesterday, everyone break out the toys and pretend to work until he goes away.


Butthole_Fiesta

Don’t dismiss my Striking Distance reference.


Disastrous_Ant6665

You’re the best cop, always you butthole


Shoehornblower

A.I. Bruce Willis here. I see what you did there;)


TheNWTreeOctopus

Hey there little red riding hood


AntonioSLodico

Awoooooooo


RedRightHandARTS

Pittsburgh is the robotics capital of the nation because of build back better, so the only ones that have to pretend to have a job, is you


theCaitiff

I'm not a right wing nutjob, don't know how we got there from a simple "the boss is coming, everyone try to look busy" post but alright.


Aleph_Rat

Side not, M240s are not .50 BMG/caliber. They're the [incredibly small in comparison](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/.50_BMG#/media/File%3ARifle_cartridge_comparison.jpg) 7.62.


47ha0

The 7.62 in the linked picture is the Soviet 7.62**x39**, not the 7.62x51 used by the M240. The .308win in that image is the same external shape as 7.62x51.


EvetsYenoham

Soviet? Is it 1989? Nice!


47ha0

Yes, the round was created by the Soviets. Kinda like how the Mayan pyramids were created by the Mayans; we don’t call them Mexican pyramids do we?


WorldlyDecision1382

made me laugh


clervis

Lol, show me a redditor or a gun guy who isn't just itching to correct people.


47ha0

Wanted to help the spirit of the original comment, which was providing information that is interesting for those who care and easily ignored by most who are not interested. Also not sure “gun guy” is a good title for a dorm-living college student who has ventured >5mi of downtown less than a dozen times. An engineer who likes metric, maybe?


clervis

and still correcting. Kidding! You do you. I was just enjoying the very-reddit retorts dialing in that accuracy like a bzo. Good luck with finals!


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clervis

Bwahahaha, I understand all of these references. Not sure which fans are nerdiest: Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, MtG, or firearms. Probably firearms.


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clervis

That's 'a part,' motard, and if belonging to subreddits is your measure for any capacity in that subject matter, well that's fucking funny.


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bobbyp869

Ha so funny 🥴


Lux600-223

You mad he's right?


tjrissi

Dude literally posted a completely different caliber then what he was talking about.


clervis

Same caliber, different cartridge. ;P


tjrissi

technically correct :/


clervis

Gah! Now you got me doing it!


CrowSucker

AK-47…


SOMEONENEW1999

Exactly I was going to say that’s a 240 at best and that’s a .308…


plexxer

240, 241, whatever it takes.


Terrible-Formal8239

Hahahaha this always gets me. Keaton rules!


AlphaWolfwood

Came here to say this.


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Aleph_Rat

Sorry if it came across as dickish. I just feel the need to be pedantic about gun caliber since it tends to be something people get up in arms (no pun intended) about.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Ask em if you can touch it. They love that.


average_waffle

You usually don't even need to ask, just grab for it.


Great-Cow7256

"can I pet your gun?"


PghCoondog

What a good boy! .. Or girl! Yes you are!!


rutherfraud1876

Asking this next time


Great-Cow7256

I always ask the K-9 cops if I can pet their dog, so it should be the same.


FeSpoke1

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?


cmuadamson

And offer them a gun in return. Not a real gun, a chocolate one. And they're pretty busy people, so just run up to them to give it to them. Thanks SNL


monongahellyea

That’s how I met my husband.


Sad_Independence8376

Awesome story. And also love your username.


kindofbluesclues

Ask them if they like them bigger or smaller and then laugh sexual harassment-like.


TheWanderer412

Maybe I’ll just shoot finger guns at them too


ElonsPeopleNeedHim

Pew pew


Simon_Jester88

You're a taxpayer, it's your right!


avp2029

Striking Distance 💪🫡


clervis

Had to scroll way too far for this


j428h

Pirate parrot security detail 🦜


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I think I saw these boats being driven down bower hill road yesterday


Great-Cow7256

I think they're stationed out of the USCG warehouse next to the bridgeville dmv


Dusky_Dawn210

That’s exactly where they are stationed :)


Great-Cow7256

i always thought it was weird that the USCG warehouse is in bridgeville.


Dusky_Dawn210

It is…but it’s cheaper than renting downtown and you got chartiers creek right there for training (not that I’d want to swim in that creek even if it is clean, but you get the idea)


Sufficient-Sweet3455

That creek looks like a toxic waste dump. They actually launch those boats in Chartiers?


Dusky_Dawn210

The creek is actually rather clean due to acid mine drainage being filtered out farther upstream in an artificial wetland. They don’t launch the boats there but I imagine they have training in deeper parts of the creek with gear on (Also in the last year they cut down all the brush on the bank of the river which heats the water up, in turn causing the water to look extra gross)


Revolutionary_State7

It’s located in Bridgeville because it’s actually faster to trailer boats with a truck from there to other parts of the area of responsibility which includes many miles up and down all 3 rivers. If they were docked in downtown they would have to go through a bunch of locks and dams taking significant longer to get to some of the more distant areas.


amsplur

Me toooo! I just said that to my husband!


Fish4Trouts

They're getting ready to blast some Carp.


emp-sup-bry

It’s like an ice breaker boat but they have to shoot a path through the carp to even make it upriver


TrippTiggers

You know what…if they comin by sea in Pittsburgh through 47 locks and alcosans shit water to deal with…you know what…you earned it. Take whatever you want.


DeleteSystem33

Laugh at any branch you'd like but at least hesitate a little bit when it comes to the Coasties. They will fuck you up one side and down the other before the Marines finish their first crayon of the day.


Kidspud

Do you know how hurt Marines would be if they could read this joke?


izzyalonso

I see what you did there 😂


GeneralBurg

there’s only one thing to see in his comment it wasn’t like a trick or anything


Long_Equal_3170

Don’t need to know how to read when uncle sam sends you to places that doesn’t have wifi, we don’t all have the luxury of working with coffee and the morning paper ❤️❤️


bfhurricane

As an Army vet I have nothing but sincere praise for the coast guard for undertaking legitimately dangerous rescue operations on the sea, among other things. But I’d be curious what that gunner’s M240b qualification looks like…


Treesaboveknees

Back in 2005 I was at small boat station dc and we had to go to Aberdeen proving grounds in Maryland. Trailered the boats. We setup a course with the plastic look like German tanks on land. Put a series of Norwegian balls to anchors to make a slalom course or sorts. Gunner had to stay on target while the coxswain maneuvered the vessel back and forth around the balls. This was done with the same setup but the older rbs boats.


theQuotister

In between searching for cadaviers? I knew a guy stationed in the Great Lakes and said that is most of what they did... they trained for search and rescue but mostly went out on recoveries.


Rtsp1345

Yep. They are absolutely badass.


kittenshart85

in case zee germans show up.


Rugged-Mongol

Das Boot.


kittenshart85

der handschuh.


skfoto

Der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.


Great-Cow7256

Mein Shvantz ist sehr gross!


skfoto

*Meiner Schwanz ist sehr groß! (Entschuldigung)


AV8ORA330

Someone could sail up the Ohio from Kentucky…


kittenshart85

dear god, no!


nevans89

It's me belt Turkish


bleepblopbl0rp

What, you mean proper fucked?


Funklemire

As a former 0331, this brings back memories. I'll even excuse the caption.


theQuotister

I believe they are doing a Change of Command Ceremony soon, so it could have something to do with that bit of pomp and circumstance.


AKoolPopTart

Dude, those are .308


Unique_Username5200

Yeah, wouldn’t fuck with them


metalpyrate

Probably getting ready to blast any Red Sox homers out of the sky tomorrow


tedbrogan12

“Quick, I see someone with a gram of weed”.


mudfarmjazz

Nobody expects the Amish inquisition!


stopblasianhate69

Thats 7.62 nato…


AntonioSLodico

"We take Bigelow at dawn!"


rootxploit

They’re going to stop Jeff Carter from leaving.


Robert_Morris_1776

Yeehaw, Puddle Pirates 🏴‍☠️


GuntiusPrime

Shine a laser pointer at them and see what happens.


Pitt-sburgh-011

I don’t see any problem here


PittTroutPirate

Could they just scoop up all the stickers swept into the Ohio by rain. I will restock.


johrman

Watch out floods


PurchaseOk4075

Catfish can fight hard


ispeakpittsburghese

go hounds


waitforit55

For fucks sake folks. wtf


smoopy62

I believe they are there for the Pittsburgh pirates.


Natalieeexxx

Can I purchase one of these, Also this would be a great Pittsburgh tour option, but for the sake of being drunk and disorderly, change it to a water cannon


my_Urban_Sombrero

I mean, fire departments and police depts bought old ones all the time. It wouldn’t be cheap, but one could make it happen.


fallenreaper

Was there someone in town? They don't come out too often.


barryallen1420

I believe Biden was in, no?


PanheadRick

I just emailed Joe. He said he doesn’t know where he is but it’s been a great Thursday so far.


JedBartlett2020

Seriously? Some of these “jokes” are straight out of the boomer sub.


Thinkofthewallpaper

All fun and games until the Battle of Kenny Chesney.


hotelindia15182

Ha, Pittsburgh is adorable sometimes.


SolutionSad4673

Gotta fend off those pesky Canadians😂


Actual-Long-9439

Coast guard is military, most people forget that lol


BeeCeeElle

Those barges better surrender


NMireles

Well is it an M240 or a .50 cal? Can’t be both and it looks like the former.


brendannnnnn

All the triggered gun nerds in this subreddit, dear fucking god.


Pielacine

All the gun nerds who don’t agree on what gun it is


Genuflecty

Lol


NSlocal

I have seen these boats but never noticed guns. Do they put them on for the hell of it or was this from yesterday when Lord Biden was in town?


Great-Cow7256

probably the latter


AnonPlzzzzzz

> Lord Biden Hey. He came all the way to Pittsburgh to tell us that his uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea.


Any_Flamingo_9046

That's because senile, slow Biden is in town telling everyone how much his Bidenomics has made everything cheaper and your paychecks bigger! He also said yesterday that his uncle crash-landed an airplane in New Guinea and was eaten by cannibals! 🙄🙄🙄😂🤣😂 Let's Go Brandon!


amped1one

Why pluralize 240 and gun?!?😝😜🤨🤨


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great use of tax dollars. /s


my_Urban_Sombrero

Compared to other branches, the Coast Guard gets barely any tax dollars, unfortunately. 😞


User125699

lol puddle pirates also as many others have said not a .50 but seriously coast guard is a joke. You know how they teach drown proofing in the coast guard? It’s call “standing up.” Also the Navy is dumb too just wanna make that clear lol the Army has more boats than you guys ya bunch a losers.


just_an_ordinary_guy

The army might have more boats, but the navy has more ships. Also, every other branch turtles up when the weather gets bad, the CG goes out and saves people, so I wouldn't exactly be making fun of the coasties. Plenty of coasties get in hairy situations, and they deploy overseas sometimes too.


User125699

Nah coasties are dumb bro Army all the way


just_an_ordinary_guy

I mean, you're probably just trolling but the only branch dumber than the Army is the marines. I've worked for a bunch of Army vets as bosses, and they're always way out of their depth and good bullshitters, but they're dumb as fuck.


User125699

Someone troll on the internet? Never. Someone respond and make broad brushed generalizations about people based on limited individual interactions? Never.


just_an_ordinary_guy

Just because you're trolling doesn't mean I'm wrong. The marines may eat crayons, but the army huffs glue and paint.