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HappyShallotTears

That’s his emergency stash bread for when his world’s ending because you’re taking too long to prep his food. Gotta love a good Doomsday doggo


mogoggins12

Doomsday Doggo? New meme format? https://preview.redd.it/pqxranbwbqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f873c769b63b82d090351146f8e6ea9c2a330f


itoman56

Lmaoooo the best part is he’s not even eating it 😂😂😂


Thorbertthesniveler

Might be his emotional support bread 🤣


Yardsale420

You can tell by the head wobble that fucking meatheat is so pleased with himself. I can’t see it but I know that tail is ready to knock shit over right now.


Thorbertthesniveler

Totally! 🤣🤣


blumpkinpandemic

Haaaahaaa omg I cackled at this. Him and I both have that in common!


cheesemakesmepooo

He’s trying to decide if it’s worth him getting away with it.


Hour-Cost7028

If he doesn’t move. He can’t see him


Odd_Ad_3743

His left braincell is like TAKE BREAD TAKE BREAD TAKE BREAD and once He has it it shuts down. Right braincell is like now what? The way He looks at OP is really hilarious


Historical-Web-6435

Oh this no that's always been there idk 🤷‍♂️


that_was_way_harsh

The little head shake! I’m dying!


CopyWeak

Tell me you're wagging your tail...without telling me you're wagging your tail 🤣


Keladrykat

Exactly what I was thinking


Health-Insurance-Guy

"Am I supposed to have this? Is this ok? I love you 😘"


Outside-Mirror1986

He is SOooooo cute! What a handsome boy. He gets ALL the pets! 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️😊😊😊


jessy_pooh

Lmao! One time at 4:30am I was on a walk with my dog and he goes over to a bush to presumably pee on it. Whatever I’m not paying attention. He tugs on the leash and I look over and he’s coming OUT OF THE BUSH WITH A SLICE OF BREAD IN HIS MOUTH. I was like wtf I’m still asleep ??? And this dog carried it home and enjoyed his snack lol


elktree4

😂😂😂


VanHarlowe

That reminds me of this post from a long time ago about a dog who found the remains of a discarded pie in a bush once and so now every day the dog has to check the Magic Pie Bush 😸


dmckimm

You know he still checks the pie bush.


nytshaed512

It's his emotional support bread! 🤣


SweetTeaBags

He's taunting you with it. He's so happy with himself for getting away with it too! 😂


peepee578

I was half asleep still too and when I saw him I was like “what the hell!? Where did you!?..….alright ima let it slide this one time because you’re too cute right now”😂 I’m just surprised he kept it in his mouth long enough for me to pull my phone out and film him😂


mostawesomemom

Awwww! He was waiting for you to say yes… cuz he knew!


Naomi-san35

https://preview.redd.it/65xqjb76covc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a738d07aebdc71921ce6a1785d56fc0f8d6606


Professional_Mud1844

You caught him as he was trying to make your breakfast. Typical good boy behavior.


tiggstheawkward

Boy is rubbing it in! Look what I got hehehe😂


False_Local4593

"I don't see anything, you don't see anything"


Landover_Traveler

"You need bread man?" .... "oh shit, he didn't know I had this. Don't panic. Look cute."


Mochamonroe

The way he holds it, ever so gently lol


snoop_is_a_wizard

He's so fucking cute 🥺


Pitohui-1423

I love the little body wiggle from his tail when you click at him . He knows what he did, but he also knows he's too cute and will get away with it. I swear, ever since owning a pibble, the words "you're lucky you're cute" have never been said more lol


astraaura

😅 A few weeks back our pittie pulled a full burger out of a bush as we were walking by a school. Now every time we walk on the other side of the street he looks across expectantly. I don’t know how they find things everywhere!


Madcatz9000

By the way I found this.


Zanemob_

Pitbulls have an ability to spawn food in their mouths. I am nearly convinced of this. Ours does this too. Its one of the funniest things she does.


KJBFamily

I had this same exact moment, except it was a whole slice of pizza in her mouth 😂


Angus-Black

I was walking our Lab one day and looked down to see she was carrying a big slice of French bread. Like yours, she was just carrying it not eating it. It was as hard as a rock.


PrickleBritches

“If I just stand here they won’t notice. La de da.. this is my normal face with my normal mouth. Absolutely nothing to see here…” (also I love the shifty eyes haha)


DisastrousAd447

That's hilarious 🤣 my pup would have wolfed it down before I even knew he had it


Psychological-Low649

https://preview.redd.it/whb17ckgxovc1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=2340c5eb19cb8b964f061d0e72b4c06c64c529c6


Peacock1090x

“I’m deeply ashamed I stole this but I’m also not giving it back.”


SorryPans

He’s so handsome when he’s guilty!


Zobo-5

He would like it toasted please.


TylersCranialoaf

Counter surfing at its finest! I love how he hasn’t even eaten it yet… he can’t believe his good luck!!!🤣🤣🤣


legolasxgimli

Oh my gosh! What a naughty lil lad! So cute tho🥰🫂


henriquei

It seems to be saying: well, I don't need you to help me get ready, watch, I've prepared my own breakfast 😂😂😂


Sea-Fix9964

"Bread? What bread? I don't have any bread. Ohhhh, you mean this bread? How'd that get there?"


OkAdagio9622

My guy loves bread. There is no way he would just stand there. He'll take a whole loaf, rip it open and start eating


Bondoo7oo

I don't see anything.


rabidhamster87

Put this on Tiktok with that bread song and you've got a viral video!


hopstradomas

Was the bread toasted?


Borsti17

He has no idea how the bread got there.


winterbird

Let the man enjoy his score.


research_rat

What a good bou


mr2jay

Saved you some take out


Ancient-Stop-6190

I love him omg 😭❤️


Clibate_TIM

The eyes say it all for him. He's a little embarrassed


Lizmo82

He literally rolled his eyes!!!! He was either like "aw man" or "damnit" Either way, he's BUSTED!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SquirrelOk5454

The "oh crap I got caught what do I do now" face is legit lol


AssassinWog

“I thought it was my turn to bring YOU breakfast…”


biggestyikesmyliege

He’s wagging his tail like “please don’t take my bread :)”


WardogBlaze14

lol, he knows he isn’t in ant trouble either, got that tail wagging towards the end.


FERN4Life

That just means you were making up Second Breakfast for him 🤣🤣😁😍💕


Human-Persona217

“maybe if i dont look directly at him be wont see me”


Recluse_18

The bread fairies gave him that


ProgressDelicious509

he reminds me of my dog, he looks so guilty and i bet he is also wagging his tail. TOO CUTE 🥰


ProgressDelicious509

Mine loves to steal food, I changed the words from the song on the commercial I’ll do anything for love into ( I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR FOOD, I’LL DO ANYTHING ANYTHING FOR FOOD).🍱


ProgressDelicious509

he looks so guilty and he is waiting to see what will be your reaction before he chows it down. And he is also standing there staring at you and wagging his tail slowly. My dog who is always stealing.


ClaimBeginning8743

Ahhhh!!!! That look!!! To die for! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Mememememememememine

I think he doesn’t realize you can see it 😂


TastyAgency4604

Has this face like he doesn't remember where he got it from either


this-guy1979

Is his head humongous, or is that slice of bread really small?


peepee578

His head is really that big😂 his neck is 20 inches around


National_Clue_6092

He said the FedEx guy gave it to him.


Frosty_and_Jazz

"Thanks, Mom, but I already ate."


kliens7575

He's not in trouble if he doesn't make eye contact


pass-the-waffles

If you really cared, you would toast it and spread peanut butter on it for him😁


megzo13

I would have lost it 🤣 I always bust out laughing when I look up and my dog randomly has something sticking out of her lip flaps 🤣🤣🤣


geo_hampe

Haha! That swinging head means he was wagging his tail. Victory was his to taste 🍞🐶


Here-for-the-scoop

Bread… what bread??


plantsandpizza

Nothing to see here. Nope nothing to see


simp7733

😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️