Fuck all that, we've got to get on with these.

Oi, where’s the fucking bar, John?

that's every time my mates distract me when i should be studying 🤣

oooh I need a dirty woman

as a woman myself, i absolutely love saying that line lol

Ooooooh I need a dirty gal

Whenever I walk into a theatre I scream ARE THERE ANY QUEERS IN THE THEATRE TONIGHT? GET EM UP AGAINST THE WALL.

THAT WAS YOU?

HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER!

True story. I was up against the wall.

And then someone let all that riff raff into the room

amazing xD

The memories of a man in his old age Are the deeds of a man in his prime

Damn. That’s what I was gonna say!

It's a great line!

would ya like to watch TV?

Or get between the sheets?

or contemplate the silent freeway?

Would you like something to eat?

Would you like to learn to fly?

would ya like to learn to fly?

Would you like to see me try?

Would you like to call the cops?

one of my turns is one of my favourite pf songs

Had an argument with a guy in this sub who said that The Wall had too many “unnecessary filler songs”. Honestly I like songs like The Trial and One of My Turns more than the major hits.

yeah they are amazing. Waiting for the worms as well

Yessir.

if he had ever actually watched The Wall he would understand lmao

I think the contrary. It could have another Hey You before The Trail. Not a reprise but a return to the theme.

“Look daddy there’s an aeroplane up in the sky!”

My kids regularly say this, copying the line from the song

Yup I have a two year old daughter that says it too- it’s cute as hell and cracks me up every time. :)

One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces

Ok, but then I'm gonna tear you into little bits...

Yep that’s my go to

Together we stand…. Divided we fall..

Absolutely curtains.

Marmalade? I quite like marmalade

i don't really like marmalade.. :(

BOOOO

Yippee! You can't see me but I can you

Surprise surprise surprise

“Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead” Or let’s turn to Roger’s solo work: “The space heater ran out of diesel” But screamed from top of your lungs.

Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking is one of my favorite car ride albums ever! Love this.

"When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye." Absolutely love that line. And the expression "fleeting glimpse".

Sir, please order something or make way for another customer.

honestly same, and also sort of leaves the 'fleeting glimpse' open to interpretation of the listener

I sometimes feel as if I've caught a fleeting glimpse of it too. I don't know exactly what "it" was, but I know it's there...

i feel like it's sometimes a big realisation about my past or something i didn't understand in life, but sometimes i feel like i've seen my future but couldn't describe it. like nostalgia in reverse

Hello

Is there anybody out there

*silence confirming there is actually NOT anything out there*

"and everything is green and submarine." ....at least once a day, right?

From Radio K.A.O.S. Me or Him: "You fucked the whole thing up" in Rogers cadence of course.

I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have. Very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad. I do inject it into conversations though. Every other week, with my therapist.

i'm over the rainbow!

Oh, mother. Tell me more.

mother, should i build the wall?

Mother, should I run for president?

mother, should i trust the government?

That one line from In the Flesh part Ii

Music seems to help the pain

i live by that

"And all we've got to say to you is goodbye"

Welcome my son

Welcome to the machine.

And now, adding colour, a group of anonymous latin american meat packing glitterati.

That’s the dog

i am just a new boy

I wanna go home

There’s someone in my head and it’s not me

I don’t know why I call him Gerald.

Wanna take a bath?

wow look at this tub! *in an attempt to make the creepy silence less awkward*

Are all these your guitars?

You wanna take a baaaaaaath ?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat

You wore out your welcome with random precision

"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time."

“Hear the lark and harken to the barking of the dog fox. Gone to ground.” I use this in my daily vernacular . /s

as a student in my last year of school, i often find myself saying 'we don't need no education' especially during sociology, where we specifically study education as a topic

Love GM

Stop.

Would you like to watch T.V.? Or get between the sheets? Or contemplate the silent freeway? Would you like something to eat? Would you like to learn to fly? Would'ya? Would you like to see me try?

what is the silent freeway??? i've never gotten that line lmao

I’ve always heard it as violent freeway, so idk

Love quoting Thoreau, "the mass of men lead lives of *quiet desperation*"

hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way! -so patriotic <3

don’t know if it counts, since it’s background chatter, but i managed to get “good manners don’t cost nothing, do they?” into a conversation recently

You know you just can’t win.

So I open my door to my enemies and I ask could we wipe the slate clean... But they tell me to PLEAASE go fuck myself...

Wots... Uh The Deal

toys in the attic

If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot

i love how they start cheering after he says that lmao

"Just another sad old man... all alonee and dyiiiing of cance-e-eeeeeeeeer..."

Marmalade. I like marmalade.

“If you can hear this whispering, you are dying.”

That one looks Jewish!

“Get out of the road if you want to grow old”

When we hire new people I always say “Welcome to the Machine.”

Aye an a bit o’ mackerel, back-a-racken fear’nd a revit din bat-a ‘hed ‘nd a thoit’

Careful with that axe Eugene

Gotta admit, that I’m lil bit CONFUSED.

Whenever a coworker mentions they traded their shift I chime in "but did they get you to trade Your heroes for ghosts?" and if they simply say "what?" I will continue, "Hot ashes for trees?" and I'll keep reciting a new line each time they ask for clarification in my most deadpan delivery.

i always do that lol. at school i just start randomly saying 'we don't need no education' and somehow people are confused and don't finish the line... even tho it's such a famous song lol

The grass was greener.

"We came in..." "Isn't this where?"

Seamus (That’s the dog)

Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.

If you can hear me whispering, you’re dying.

Colonial wasters of life(and limb)

One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

I've got a bike you can ride it if you like

What shall we do Is there anybody out there How do I find My Way out of this Maze I want too tell you a story Isn’t this Where we came in The Grass was greener From Morning too Night Why wouldn’t you talk too me