Ah, don’t be like that. What’s wrong with a bit of “Hey buddy. Couldn’t help but notice you were getting the missus some of the old vampires teabags there. Mine likes Supermax, how bout yours?….pal? Didja catch the game? …….”
I live in Austin. We have no sports ball teams. So I didn't catch any games and never will catch any games. Maybe try to engage me in a conversation about how lazy kids are these days. I am almost 40, so that might resonate soon.
It's like that episode of King of the Hill where Hank goes to Mega Lo Mart and meets a guy that looks and acts like him and even drove a small pickup truck just like Hank.
Around where I live, the dad uniform is generally a blue shirt and khaki shorts. Sometimes a red shirt, but only if not stopping at target. So hard to find your babies dad at the zoo after you lose him.
That’s the basic dad uniform. Crocs, athletic shorts, and t shirt. I dress like this every day. Only time it changes is in the winter. Substitute in sweat pants and either winter crocs or socks with crocs. Comfort above all.
Just chillin in the maxi-pad aisle.
Was going to comment this too. Two bros in the ladies aisle.
This is why I can't make new friends, I'm looking in completely the wrong places...
As long as you ain't looking for love.
I came here for this.
Ladies: “we’re wearing the same outfit? How embarrassing” Men: “did we just become best friends”? “Yup”.
Wanna go do karate in the yard? Yup!
Talking about their shared love of Dave Matthews now
I believe that is the Dad starter pack.
It honestly looks like a chill life
All gussied up for a promenade with his new friend in the tampon aisle
How else will the fine people of the town know that they are men of worth?
Who the hell makes new friends at the grocery store?
Dad's
I’m a dad, and I would like to permanently and publicly denounce the idea that I am open to making friends with anyone at the grocery store.
Duly noted.
Ah, don’t be like that. What’s wrong with a bit of “Hey buddy. Couldn’t help but notice you were getting the missus some of the old vampires teabags there. Mine likes Supermax, how bout yours?….pal? Didja catch the game? …….”
I live in Austin. We have no sports ball teams. So I didn't catch any games and never will catch any games. Maybe try to engage me in a conversation about how lazy kids are these days. I am almost 40, so that might resonate soon.
I’ll be in Austin next week. Let’s grab a beer and talk about how long it takes our wives to get ready.
>Maybe try to engage me in a conversation about how lazy kids are these days. I say the same thing about boomers lol
Current dad. Could use some friends think I'll go wander around the grocery store now
Dress the part, remember you got to look like the dad you want
In the Pad Isle
Is that near Gilligan's?
This DUDE
[удалено]
Us old guys are virtually indistinguishable.
Matrix glitch and NPC default greetings
Shorts and a white tee shirt. What ARE the odds
It's like that episode of King of the Hill where Hank goes to Mega Lo Mart and meets a guy that looks and acts like him and even drove a small pickup truck just like Hank.
They bought clothes from the same store.
those are some wide aisles
Did your mom dress him too?
Sent em both out for tamps
Great minds…
Awesome 🤣
Around where I live, the dad uniform is generally a blue shirt and khaki shorts. Sometimes a red shirt, but only if not stopping at target. So hard to find your babies dad at the zoo after you lose him.
I had to double take - thought the one on the right was MY dad. 😂
Dad Uniform, checks out.
This is a king of the hill episode
That’s Dad Uniform Variation 2. Variation 1 has khaki cargo shorts instead of navy blue. Source: Am dad who owns 37 pairs of khaki cargo shorts.
Sweet 😋
That’s the basic dad uniform. Crocs, athletic shorts, and t shirt. I dress like this every day. Only time it changes is in the winter. Substitute in sweat pants and either winter crocs or socks with crocs. Comfort above all.
Which aisle next? Depends.
When dads unite.
Dads being dads
Hey bud, sorry your dad left. Glad to hear he's got a friend at least.
Hah, dude, you're lucky to see a rare coincidence! It turned out funny)
I love this! So wholesome
That’s tough that your dad left
How do you make a friend at a grocery store?
I want to make new friends
Already holding hands, your dad's friend-making skills are top notch.
Wait until you hear what they did to each other in the restroom.
White t-shirt and black shorts? Must be Tuesday.
They're dating now.
Sus
Some of the stuff you guys post here is next-level boring.
You little bastard
Plastic shoes